Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition

[Jechtmania]

[img]http://www.deviantart.com/download/291756627/me3_husks_by_amwuensch-d4tpcur.jpg[/img]

There are a few gems in deviantart, really have to dig deep though.

[Irespawnoften]

that's, strangely cute...

[Arvuti]

[img]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/091/7/6/edi_and_legion_by_naphthol-d4ule8e.jpg[/img]

what the christ

[Eltro102]

one thing me2 did so much better than me3 was humour in the game (i mean, I cant even remember any sort of humours spam mail or dossier entries, whereas in me2 you could go to the liara as the broker and see that grunt recently searched up tryranosaurus wrex and krogasm copies) (and that kasumi is terrible at poetry ("i am a puddle" wat)

[editline]2nd April 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Arvuti;35391541][img]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/091/7/6/edi_and_legion_by_naphthol-d4ule8e.jpg[/img]

what the christ[/QUOTE]

"there was a hole"

[GetBent]

[QUOTE=Eltro102;35391565]one thing me2 did so much better than me3 was humour in the game (i mean, I cant even remember any sort of humours spam mail or dossier entries, whereas in me2 you could go to the liara as the broker and see that grunt recently searched up tryranosaurus wrex and krogasm copies) (and that kasumi is terrible at poetry ("i am a puddle" wat)

[editline]2nd April 2012[/editline]

"there was a hole"[/QUOTE]

Joker still gets his little jokes in, but then Shepard gets butthurt about it and yells at him.

[Jechtmania]

I found the humor to be equally as good between the two games, a little weighted towards one game at times but still good.

[redBadger]

Does anyone have a link to the mass effect 3 save editor so I can give myself all the galactic readiness I need?

[Eltro102]

impossible you have to play mp

[Jechtmania]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Mass%20Effect/Livestream/benezia.png[/img]

[Eltro102]

you can edit war assets which you havent got yet however

[DX_V]

[QUOTE=Arvuti;35391541][img]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/091/7/6/edi_and_legion_by_naphthol-d4ule8e.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

That's nothin'

[url]http://poison-a.deviantart.com/art/Useless-292807853[/url]

[Jechtmania]

[QUOTE=redBadger;35391778]Does anyone have a link to the mass effect 3 save editor so I can give myself all the galactic readiness I need?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://wenchy.net/me3-coalesced-utility/[/url]

Or...

[url]http://svn.gib.me/builds/masseffect3/[/url]

[Exooodus]

I found the Javelin sniper rifle.

Cool I guess... I really just want an Asari Adept, but I suppose that's too much to ask for.

What would be faster for finding her, Veteran or Spectre crates?

[supertribute]

[QUOTE=Arvuti;35388997]NSFW

[url]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/089/8/d/useless_by_poison_a-d4ubvzh.png[/url][/QUOTE]

Put it on paheal, or I WILL!

[Jechtmania]

[QUOTE=EXoDUSFLT;35391970]I found the Javelin sniper rifle.

Cool I guess... I really just want an Asari Adept, but I suppose that's too much to ask for.

What would be faster for finding her, Veteran or Spectre crates?[/QUOTE]

Unless you want to keep gambling on Veteran crates you are better off staying on Spectre crates.

I know that feeling though, I've got all the races unlocked save the only two Krogan ones.

[QUOTE=cowsaysoink;35392113]i got the krogan soldier today. i headbutted literally fucking everything and it felt great[/QUOTE]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Mass%20Effect/okay.png[/img]

I now feel bad for getting two Asari Adepts in a row.

[TheMustOnenShow]

Classic:

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ftvsd.png[/IMG]

[cowsaysoink]

i got the krogan soldier today. i headbutted literally fucking everything and it felt great

[JesterUK]

When you do a New Game+ in Mass Effect do all the licenses you bought for the Quartermaster transfer too?

[Lankist]

[img]http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/lankist/20324507015/1/tumblr_m1tw9b6fop1rsmobp[/img]
[img]http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/lankist/20324507015/2/tumblr_m1tw9b6fop1rsmobp[/img]

[Errorproxy]

The fuck.. promoting resets names and colors as well?.. that's a pain in the ass to rename and recolor everyone..

Promoting should give you credits or some (special) reward.. and I did all I could. I'll try to get one more by tomorrow.

[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541797441607886132/8DF8A42404D07776B0D208528FF4BA144038B7BB/[/t]

[theMatherson]

I better not get another fucking Mattock from the Commendation crate.

[ApertureFan]

Oh god my love for Mordin has increased tenfold. I'm reading through the dossiers on the Shadow Broker terminals, and this is just hilarious.

[quote]21:41 - Mission Specialist Solus suggests change to plan; when informed that plan will not be changing unless parameters shift, Specialist Solus suggests Commander Kirrahe has foreign object in cloaca.

21:43 - Operative Rentola detects incoming Weyrloc scouts.

21:47 - Scouts neutralized. Rentola treated for minor injuries. After assisting, Specialist Solus asks if failure to land undetected constitutes parameter shift. Commander Kirrahe suggests operation may proceed as planned. Specialist Solus suggests cloacal obstruction is in fact Kirrahe's cranium. [/quote]

[editline]1st April 2012[/editline]

this is awesome

[quote]23:12 - Distraction team breaks radio silence, informs primary team that Weyrloc group returning. Specialist Solus asks whether this constitutes parameter shift. Commander Kirrahe suggests that Specialist Solus is in fact a walking cloaca, restates importance of holding the line. [/quote]

[RG4]

[QUOTE=cowsaysoink;35392113]i got the krogan soldier today. i headbutted literally fucking everything and it felt great[/QUOTE]

I hope a banshee sticks her arm through you.

[Framperton]

[QUOTE=Arvuti;35391075][img]http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/090/d/c/dcf79736d9e74ccaa8adb7d212a180e3-d4uh4fr.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Wow that's awesome. I would love to see a comic or animated series done by that guy/gal.

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;35392644]Oh god my love for Mordin has increased tenfold. I'm reading through the dossiers on the Shadow Broker terminals, and this is just hilarious.

[editline]1st April 2012[/editline]

this is awesome[/QUOTE]

Goodbye, Mordin.

:(

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=Arvuti;35391075][img]http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/090/d/c/dcf79736d9e74ccaa8adb7d212a180e3-d4uh4fr.png[/img][/QUOTE]
who the fuck invited default femshep

[Gammashack]

Just finished ME2. Went fucking terrible.

[sp]
Half my crew got liquefied
Three members bit the dust
I blew up the ship, although if this is a bad thing I have no idea.
[/sp]
Made the mistake of going in without Jack as loyal, what do I have to do to get an optimum ending?

[Framperton]

[QUOTE=RG4;35392872]I hope a banshee sticks her arm through you.[/QUOTE]

I've seen that, and it's depressing. This Great Krogan warrior just running around pecking at enemies like a duck hunting for worms. He bellows "FOR TUCHUNKA!" every chance he gets, and is suddenly silenced as a banchee picks him up. He scrunches up pathetically like a pill bug, and then falls silently to the ground.

[editline]2nd April 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Gammashack;35392958]Just finished ME2. Went fucking terrible.

[sp]
Half my crew got liquefied
Three members bit the dust
I blew up the ship, although if this is a bad thing I have no idea.
[/sp]
Made the mistake of going in without Jack as loyal, what do I have to do to get an optimum ending?[/QUOTE]

Do the loyalty mission for everyone, get the Normandy fully upgraded and a few side quests?

Also your choices during the main quest.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=Gammashack;35392958]Just finished ME2. Went fucking terrible.

[sp]
Half my crew got liquefied
Three members bit the dust
I blew up the ship, although if this is a bad thing I have no idea.
[/sp]
Made the mistake of going in without Jack as loyal, what do I have to do to get an optimum ending?[/QUOTE]
All squad members loyal, all ship upgrades, and you immediately go to the Collector Base as soon as you possibly can. The last bit is up to you.

[supertribute]

Legion died in my playthought of ME2, now I still only get Geth VI.