Mass Effect Megathread: DING DONG BANNU edition - Games

[QUOTE=mac338;35570971][IMG]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/103/f/b/mass_effect_n7_clock_v2_by_chrisinvt-d4w0of7.jpg[/IMG] So much N7 swag[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw[/media]

so i played mass effect 2 again and holy shit did i forget how annoying it is when your squadmates have full-squad ammo powers bring zaeed and grunt emp rounds incendiary rounds emp rounds incendiary rounds it's like they're having an argument over which kind of ammo [B]I'M[/B] going to god damn use.

[QUOTE=Lankist;35571206]so i played mass effect 2 again and holy shit did i forget how annoying it is when your squadmates have full-squad ammo powers bring zaeed and grunt emp rounds incendiary rounds emp rounds incendiary rounds it's like they're having an argument over which kind of ammo [B]I'M[/B] going to god damn use.[/QUOTE] I think if you disable squad power usage you can just overwrite the already existing power with your own or whichever one you want to use.

On the note of N7 I think the gray/white/red color combo is really nice and suits the Mass Effect universe well.

[QUOTE=Burgervich;35570932]That is not true. That's only if your EMS is very low. If it's high, you get this: [B]Synthesis (Very Good, must have very high EMS)[/B] - It is the final evolution of life, just like the Catalyst said. Individuals age incredibly slowly, and no synthetic-organic conflict is present. The beam of the Crucible was precise, and altered DNA, its alien equivalents, and synthetic materials into a perfect fusion of organic and synthetic material. Individuals can love, have children, and essentially live their lives almost as they did before. This is the ending where Shepard is remembered as "The Shepard", an almost Jesus-like messiah who ushered in the golden age for the universe, whose essence is everywhere, in everything.[/QUOTE] as Sardonus has already said that is non-canon, but my other problem is that this change would kind of be forced on people I mean, what if there was somebody that doesn't like the idea of 50% of his body mass being cold metal? Or having wires clogging his skull? We already have people with large problems with the idea of transhumanism today, how do you think they would react to that? Waking up the next day to discover you're half a machine, it would be lucky if all they did was got angry. Now take the current amount of people who would be terrified of that idea, and multiply it by one thousand. That's the Synthesis ending.

[QUOTE=Cone;35571356]as Sardonus has already said that is non-canon, but my other problem is that this change would kind of be forced on people I mean, what if there was somebody that doesn't like the idea of 50% of his body mass being cold metal? Or having wires clogging his skull? We already have people with large problems with the idea of transhumanism today, how do you think they would react to that? Waking up the next day to discover you're half a machine, it would be lucky if all they did was got angry. Now take the current amount of people who would be terrified of that idea, and multiply it by one thousand. That's the Synthesis ending.[/QUOTE] it's homogenization it'd basically be the same as saying we can solve all the world's racial issues by turning everyone white

Alright, which pack is most likely to have extended barrels for Assault rifles? Because I find that the way I use the saber I could go with a bit of a damage boost. I have not gotten a single AR damage mod. Ever.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;35571069]Whatever designer had the genius idea to put an N next to a 7 and colour a red stripe probably bathes in money[/QUOTE] It was Derek Watts, ME1's art director. He designed it after a pair of old ski bindings. [img_thumb]http://cdn.epicski.com/e/eb/ebf1e5e4_DSC01883.JPG[/img_thumb]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Eugenics program on the Citadel.

On the galaxy map, what do the flashing lights on a cluster mean?

[QUOTE=Greeneyes;35565938]Jacks not allowed to swear around students. But is allowed to have her nipples blatantly on show. What?[/QUOTE] Since everyone is genemoded, no one gives a shit about sex in the ME universe. Pretty people are literally a dime a dozen.

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;35571486]On the galaxy map, what do the flashing lights on a cluster mean?[/QUOTE] Important or semi-important mission is in this cluster.

Does anyone have the comic of Harbinger stealing pringles?

[QUOTE=mac338;35571561]Important or semi-important mission is in this cluster.[/QUOTE] ...but it's on a cluster with no missions and 100% war assets discovered.

[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;35567617]I will say one thing: Operation Hydra is the worst. map. ever. for Infiltrators. Choosing a random map on Gold and having that one show up is a bit soul-crushing.[/QUOTE] Whut. You have sightlines for DAYS on that map. It's MADE for infiltrators.

They sure took liberties with the cinematic trailer this time. ME2: Very similar to the game, with a couple artistic liberties like Wrex and Thane fight scenes. [video=youtube;jLhptv1yYMU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLhptv1yYMU[/video] Still very similar to the actual product. And then Mass Effect 3 comes along and is like "fuck you I'll be what I want and I don't want to be like your game at all" [video=youtube;iUD0M0S6zjY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUD0M0S6zjY[/video] (Nice thumbnail by the way)

[QUOTE=Kefirman;35568587]Just unlocked Batarian Soldier AND Krogan Battlemaster from the same Premium Pack. Is it just me, or does Krogan teleport so... Slow?[/QUOTE] You realize how much a Krogan weighs, right?

[QUOTE=Sardonus;35561389] holographic whore catalyst [/QUOTE] avina only looks like an asari since they were the 1st race to find the citadel post reapers so what would be cool is that if it took the form of all the aliens dying or dead, ie changing forms to salarian, turian, geth (showing what consequences who happen from the choice by the state of the holograms) maybe also play back a recording of you talking to avina in me2 with some squad mate when it denys the reapers existence you know if they'd just made the kid or even the voice of the kid into a deep, reaperish tone like soverign and harbringer a lot less people would rage

[QUOTE=Burgervich;35570153]Well, if you have enough of a EMS rating the Destroy option will ONLY destroy the Reapers. Here is a full ending guide if you want it: [url]http://www.gamespot.com/mass-effect-3/forum/hypothetical-expanded-endings-well-how-i-would-do-them-anyway-spoilers-62481792/[/url][/QUOTE] Uhh you realize hypothetical means not actually actual right.

Yeah, everyone knows trying to heavy melee a brute will just get you insta-killed.

[QUOTE=Lankist;35571371]it's homogenization it'd basically be the same as saying we can solve all the world's racial issues by turning everyone white[/QUOTE] not really, people would be just as different as they're differences werent removed, ie if you have 10 balls of clay, all of different colour and you stick a pin in each they are all still different colours. synthesis i think makes the reapers feel more empathetic towards organics and or breaks all their circuits [editline]14th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=27X;35571650]Uhh you realize hypothetical means not actually actual right.[/QUOTE] what? hypothetical means in theory, or it is a possisiblity, ie i could hypothetically hack into your computer and cause the battery to melt

[QUOTE=Eltro102;35571664]the reapers[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Eltro102;35571664]empathetic[/QUOTE] okay seriously what

[QUOTE=usaokay;35571711]The Bioware Store has a black N7 hoody on sale for $60, but all they have left are XXL and XXXL. God damn it.[/QUOTE] well i for one am surprised that the XXL and XXXL sizes didn't sell out FIRST

[QUOTE=mac338;35571605] And then Mass Effect 3 comes along and is like "fuck you I'll be what I want and I don't want to be like your game at all" [video=youtube;iUD0M0S6zjY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUD0M0S6zjY[/video] (Nice thumbnail by the way)[/QUOTE] Does anyone have the gif of the Soldier turning into a husk from this video?

Oh wow oO I dont know, what else to say [img]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/084/0/0/femsheps_entourage_by_blacklion310-d4tnng5.jpg[/img]

Gave me the horn

[QUOTE=cagoBHuK;35572151]Oh wow oO I dont know, what else to say [img]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/084/0/0/femsheps_entourage_by_blacklion310-d4tnng5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Funny how Jack, save for Shepard, is the hottest.

Melee speced GI is the best thing ever Giant electric blender

That fucking ninja assassin prick just stabbed Thane. I am so going to murder him slowly.

I'm okay with getting this class. [IMG]http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk274/kindlinho/kroguard.jpg[/IMG]