I want a starting member thats a prothean wearing a top hat and monocle.....
Or a geth....
Or a volus.....
I named my Geth dude [B]DELTA FISTFUCK[/B]
I think I'd be a great character writer
[QUOTE=Cone;35575219]I named my Geth dude [B]DELTA FISTFUCK[/B]
I think I'd be a great character writer[/QUOTE]
What happened to Alpha-Gamma Fistfuck?
[QUOTE=yawmwen;35575601]What happened to Alpha-Gamma Fistfuck?[/QUOTE]
the [B]FISTFUCK[/B] family tree has strange traditions, going all the way back to the days where their families cowered in dark CD drives, the light of primitive lasers warming them during cold nights
one such tradition is the [B]FISTFUCK OMEGA XTREME RITE TO THE MAX[/B], where a chosen first Ctrl+V'd son must fight to the death against the extreme lag of EA's servers
[B]ALPHA[/B] and [B]GAMMA FISTFUCK[/B] did not survive
Did Shepard even say "I should go." in ME3? I do remember Shepard saying "Do it" and "Noted" many times though.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ikg4Q.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Cone;35575683]the [B]FISTFUCK[/B] family tree has strange traditions, going all the way back to the days where their families cowered in dark CD drives, the light of primitive lasers warming them during cold nights
one such tradition is the [B]FISTFUCK OMEGA XTREME RITE TO THE MAX[/B], where a chosen first Ctrl+V'd son must fight to the death against the extreme lag of EA's servers
[B]ALPHA[/B] and [B]GAMMA FISTFUCK[/B] did not survive[/QUOTE]
Everytime I lag, I will remember their honorable deaths.
[editline]15th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=MiX-A;35575771][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ikg4Q.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Is that real? :v:
[QUOTE=yawmwen;35575862]Everytime I lag, I will remember their honorable deaths.[/QUOTE]
[B]DELTA FISTFUCK[/B] carved their names on his chassis
because he's in an action-RPG it increases his accuracy somehow
Tell me another joke.
[QUOTE=supertribute;35575909]Tell me another joke.[/QUOTE]
The extended cut dlc will fix the ending and everyone will love Bioware again.
The points don't matter, just the ongoing romance in all ME Games. Implying,
when you romanced Ashley in previous games, and the third, we never got far,
it would only matter if I started a default game.
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28638338/03kaid.jpg[/img_thumb]
Kaiden and Kaiden, the true mass effect romance
[QUOTE=SPESS MEHRINE;35575962]The extended cut dlc will fix the ending and everyone will love Bioware again.[/QUOTE]
Its gonna add another colored explosion choice
[QUOTE=lightningstreak;35575990][img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28638338/03kaid.jpg[/img_thumb]
Kaiden and Kaiden, the true mass effect romance[/QUOTE]
Put words in the picture with "Look at all the fucks we can give".
[QUOTE=lightningstreak;35575990][img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28638338/03kaid.jpg[/img_thumb]
Kaiden and Kaiden, the true mass effect romance[/QUOTE]
I wish I could find that video where kaiden looks at a picture of himself.
[QUOTE=jechtman;35484712]Pre-vote for gender of Shepard.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img] Agree for Male
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/img] Disagree for Female[/QUOTE]
I wonder if people are mistaking this post I made almost a week ago as a general "What gender is your Shepard?" post.
Cause people are still rating it :v:
What command lines do I have to edit in the coalesced to have full solar system scan, zero reaper alertness, and infinite fuel? So basically what SuperDinoMan's coalesced does but without the cheat portions, like infinite ammo, and having every armor piece and armor set unlocked if you use it.
[QUOTE=Sharp_Shooter;35576504]What command lines do I have to edit in the coalesced to have full solar system scan, zero reaper alertness, and infinite fuel? So basically what SuperDinoMan's coalesced does but without the cheat portions, like infinite ammo, and having every armor piece and armor set unlocked if you use it.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/PC_Tweaks_%28Mass_Effect_3%29#Exploration_Tweaks[/url]
And for armor: [url]http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/PC_Tweaks_%28Mass_Effect_3%29#Editing_Armor[/url]
[QUOTE=jechtman;35576406]I wonder if people are mistaking this post I made almost a week ago as a general "What gender is your Shepard?" post.
Cause people are still rating it :v:[/QUOTE]
For yawnwen, not sure what you are disagreeing on, but I've just taken a sceencap of my ticker:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31693224/Mass%20Effect/notsurebutokay.PNG[/img]
Above your rating is one that was just made on the post I've quoted, and you can see that it was recent by the fact it's way down at the bottom of the list.
Of course it can mean that the person only rated it because of my recent post but that reasoning does not apply to the other people who rated it just a few hours beforehand when it showed up on the ticker.
I'm saying you should make a FemShep.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;35576803]I'm saying you should make a FemShep.[/QUOTE]
It's been done, that pre-vote was for the gender of the Shepard for a new livestream, everyone had already decided on the gender by majority vote and the result is Javik Shepard.
[QUOTE=jechtman;35577203]It's been done, that pre-vote was for the gender of the Shepard for a new livestream, everyone had already decided on the gender by majority vote and the result is Javik Shepard.[/QUOTE]
Ok but you should still make a FemShep.
Depends on how much of a success Javik will be, holiday is preventing me from continuing his crusade against the reaper threat.
[video=youtube;dCfZ49IcBgg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCfZ49IcBgg[/video]
Probably late, but I just watched this for the first time. If you ever wanted proof the game was rushed, here's a rather depressing example.
A much more dramatic escape from Vancouver (which includes the rescue of the wounded soldiers in the background*), and 'death of squadmates via Harbinger' scene for those with low EMS. Combine that with the extensive unused dialogue for the final push and...I mean christ, this game was rushed.
Thoroughly depressing.
[i]*I point this out, only because I found it immensely fucking annoying and immersion breaking that you simply abandon them in the final game. [/i]
LOL had to change friendly rating to funny because of the voices and audio fuckups. :p
"my god" "save us"
Best parts. :p Because they act so serious about it.
OH MY GOD ASHLEY'S HAIR XD
[QUOTE=supertribute;35577534]LOL had to change friendly rating to funny because of the voices and audio fuckups. :p
"my god" "save us"
Best parts. :p Because they act so serious about it.
[B]
OH MY GOD ASHLEY'S HAIR XD[/B][/QUOTE]
The funny thing is she looks better with [I]that[/I] hair then what she has now.
Mass Effect megathread: Hey everybody!, EA discriminates against the fanbase!
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;35577582]The funny thing is she looks better with [I]that[/I] hair then what she has now.[/QUOTE]
I suppose, though Bioware thought they could let her hair grow, to make time go past as the reapers head for destruction. I mean she must have to look her best while doing her hair for 5-10 mins before trying to take down reapers. :p Women.
[QUOTE=supertribute;35577663]I suppose, though Bioware thought they could let her hair grow, to make time go past as the reapers head for destruction. I mean she must have to look her best while doing her hair for 5-10 mins before trying to take down reapers. :p Women.[/QUOTE]
How does makeup and hair styling stay fresh even after a night of being pissed drunk, wallowing in your own sorrow?
Mass effect fields.
[QUOTE=supertribute;35577534]LOL had to change friendly rating to funny because of the voices and audio fuckups. :p
"my god" "save us"
Best parts. :p Because they act so serious about it.
OH MY GOD ASHLEY'S HAIR XD[/QUOTE]
You know they were like that because they were placeholders, right?
I think they were going for clarity rather than conveying any real emotion.
The Anderson scene though.... Man I really wish that was included. As well as the squad mate death if there was low ems, Hell if that scene was in there whether they were killed, or got away depending on the EMS, it would had made more sense why they weren't with you in the citadel.
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