[QUOTE=Fayez;35602792][IMG]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/106/2/b/mass_effect___a_distance_erased_by_ghostfire-d4wf1wo.png[/IMG]
There is alot of Fem Shep-Garrus fan art.[/QUOTE]
This probably isn't what the artist intended, but I find that image hilarious, especially the anatomy and FemShep's face.
[QUOTE=Fayez;35602792][IMG]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/106/2/b/mass_effect___a_distance_erased_by_ghostfire-d4wf1wo.png[/IMG]
There is alot of Fem Shep-Garrus fan art.[/QUOTE]
and a conspicuous lack of dudeshep/garrus high-five and bro-bump fanart.
[editline]16th April 2012[/editline]
also
[img]http://i.imgur.com/P0tyw.png[/img]
Did Mordin even find out who brought the Varren STD on the ship?
[QUOTE=Fayez;35602792][IMG]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/106/2/b/mass_effect___a_distance_erased_by_ghostfire-d4wf1wo.png[/IMG]
There is alot of Fem Shep-Garrus fan art.[/QUOTE]
if you've ever played a Femshep who bangs Garrus you'd see that Garrus has without a doubt the best romance subplot in 2 and 3 (even harder in 3)
-Jacob is completely uninteresting
-Thane is sweet, but he's not the one
-Garrus however is downright adorable, he's always shy when talking to you, constantly slipping up, he seems like a 12 year old boy talking to the girl he likes. I also find their romance the sweetest just in general.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35602911]
-Jacob is Jacob[/QUOTE]
Fixed
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;35602909]Did Mordin even find out who brought the Varren STD on the ship?[/QUOTE]
Wasn't it Kelly?
[QUOTE=Sardonus;35602911]if you've ever played a Femshep who bangs Garrus you'd see that Garrus has without a doubt the best romance subplot in 2 and 3 (even harder in 3)
-Jacob is completely uninteresting
-Thane is sweet, but he's not the one
-Garrus however is downright adorable, he's always shy when talking to you, constantly slipping up, he seems like a 12 year old boy talking to the girl he likes. I also find their romance the sweetest just in general.[/QUOTE]
It also strikes me as the least contrived of them all. In ME1, Liara is always talking about how she finds Shepard's body fascinating. In ME2, Tali pulls the whole secret crush thing, and I'm not really sure about ME3 since they're all about as interesting as Jacob. Garrus and Femshep actually seem like they'd end up together.
[IMG]http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/106/7/a/a_distance_erased___alt_version_by_ghostfire-d4wfvs5.png[/IMG]
Version where Shepard is pregnant.
Ugh.
[QUOTE=Fayez;35603021][IMG]http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/106/7/a/a_distance_erased___alt_version_by_ghostfire-d4wfvs5.png[/IMG]
Version where Shepard is pregnant.
Ugh.[/QUOTE]
:suicide:
[QUOTE=Fayez;35603021][IMG]http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/106/7/a/a_distance_erased___alt_version_by_ghostfire-d4wfvs5.png[/IMG]
Version where Shepard is pregnant.
Ugh.[/QUOTE]
Ugh, I am so ashamed to say that I got erect from that
Worst part is I find pregnancy really unattractive.
again with the fucking babies just stop it already
[editline]17th April 2012[/editline]
jesus h. FUCK
[QUOTE=Lankist;35603172]again with the fucking babies just stop it already
[editline]17th April 2012[/editline]
jesus h. FUCK[/QUOTE]
everybody hates babies
even me :D
[QUOTE=Lankist;35603172]again with the fucking babies just stop it already
[editline]17th April 2012[/editline]
jesus h. FUCK[/QUOTE]
[sp]it is impossible not to daww at this picture[/sp]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/He7ve.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Lankist;35603172]again with the fucking babies just stop it already
[editline]17th April 2012[/editline]
jesus h. FUCK[/QUOTE]
They're coming out of the goddamn walls!
[QUOTE=Lankist;35603172]again with the fucking babies just stop it already
[editline]17th April 2012[/editline]
jesus h. FUCK[/QUOTE]
Especially the ones that are impossible and creepy.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;35603254]They're coming out of the goddamn walls![/QUOTE]
Game over man! Game over!
[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;35594114]To make this page less terrifying, here's something from lonefirewarrior:
[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/106/b/a/the_pain__it_comes_in_waves_by_lonefirewarrior-d4wdx5r.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[I]Do the Isaac![/I]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQD3bnTUfU[/media]
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;35603283]Especially the ones that are impossible and creepy.[/QUOTE]
I feel like if I actually saw a Shepard/Garrus child I'd have horrible nightmares that would put me in an asylum.
The real question is would a Tali/Shepard child gain the developed human immune system or would it have to be isolated also?
loljk, her body would probably try and symbiosis with the fetus and aggressive human genetics would make the fetus kill her
[editline]17th April 2012[/editline]
There will be no post in this thread that is not weird and disturbing!
Thank Christ I finally got my download for both Mass Effect 1 and 2 to start working correctly. By tomorrow I should be able to finally get to play Mass Effect after hearing so many good things about it and studying the wikipedia pages after so long.
[editline]4/16/2012[/editline]
Oh my every post must be disturbing eh?
Imagine every fanfic that goes on between Tali and Legion.
[sp]activating vibrate function[/sp]
[QUOTE=Devodiere;35603368]The real question is would a Tali/Shepard child gain the developed human immune system or would it have to be isolated also?
loljk, her body would probably try and symbiosis with the fetus and aggressive human genetics would make the fetus kill her
[editline]17th April 2012[/editline]
There will be no post in this thread that is not weird and disturbing![/QUOTE]
first of all, it is physically impossible under any circumstances for tali and shepard to have a child together not only due to the fact that they both evolved on completely different worlds, but also because their genetic structures are completely incompatible at the most basic level, with their DNA spiraling quite literally in opposite fucking directions.
second of all what the fuck is wrong with you
I don't think I can think of any other game that's produced 3-4 baby pictures per day since release.
[I]Between every character![/I]
[QUOTE=Devodiere;35603368]The real question is would a Tali/Shepard child gain the developed human immune system or would it have to be isolated also?
loljk, her body would probably try and symbiosis with the fetus and aggressive human genetics would make the fetus kill her
[editline]17th April 2012[/editline]
There will be no post in this thread that is not weird and disturbing![/QUOTE]
It would burst out of her belly alien style
[QUOTE=Lankist;35603579]first of all, it is physically impossible under any circumstances for tali and shepard to have a child together not only due to the fact that they both evolved on completely different worlds, but also because their genetic structures are completely incompatible at the most basic level, with their DNA spiraling quite literally in opposite fucking directions.
second of all what the fuck is wrong with you[/QUOTE]
Mass Effect fields and/or Space Magic. Also Satire.
[QUOTE=Fayez;35602792][t]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/106/2/b/mass_effect___a_distance_erased_by_ghostfire-d4wf1wo.png[/t]
There is alot of Fem Shep-Garrus fan art.[/QUOTE]
i find it incredibly unlikely that garrus would have his armour crest shape around his head a part of his actual body. almost every odd species in the game has that armor neck crest. as if turians actually have a part of their body that makes that shape.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35603639]i find it incredibly unlikely that garrus would have his armour crest shape around his head a part of his actual body. almost every odd species in the game has that armor neck crest. as if turians actually have a part of their body that makes that shape.[/QUOTE]
Concept art, but still relevant.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/ndBn3.jpg[/t]
I thought the same thing, that it was a decorative collar, but it migh have some resemblence. Good chance it's exaggerated on most armour but it's still there on casual clothes so it's probably got some resemblance.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35603639]i find it incredibly unlikely that garrus would have his armour crest shape around his head a part of his actual body. almost every odd species in the game has that armor neck crest. as if turians actually have a part of their body that makes that shape.[/QUOTE]
yeah i dunno if these people understand the concept of a collar.
sometimes i wear a popped collar when im feeling particularly douchy. you dont automatically assume i have a fucking turtle-neck thing going on under there.
[editline]17th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Devodiere;35603637]Mass Effect fields and/or Space Magic. Also Satire.[/QUOTE]
mass effect fields my ass
heres something you havent considered
if tali gets pregnant, shes going to have to go from that tight leather skinsuit to fucking space-sweatpants.
not such a hot idea now, is it
that was rhetorical it isnt pregnant women are fucking disgusting all of the time
you dont even want to know how much pregnant women shit
i had to buy an industrial plunger jesus god
[QUOTE=1337M347;35603474]
Oh my every post must be disturbing eh?
Imagine every fanfic that goes on between Tali and Legion.
[sp]activating vibrate function[/sp][/QUOTE]
But Legion is already so sexy. I mean he's voiced by fucking Wesker. [sp]COMPLETE. GLOBAL. PENETRATION. [/sp]
[QUOTE=Lankist;35603686]
if tali gets pregnant, shes going to have to go from that tight leather skinsuit to fucking space-sweatpants.
not such a hot idea now, is it
[/QUOTE]
I disagree, that just means they're easier to take off.
EDIT:
automerge broken
[QUOTE=noneshallpass;35603723]I disagree, that just means they're easier to take off.
automerge broken[/QUOTE]
do you realize how many disgusting bodyfluids a pregnant woman extrudes at all times
they are wearing pants for a reason. they are for your benefit, trussst me
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