Happy Wheels v2: Lawnmower Edition!

[Babyarm-bat]

hippity hop
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5745084[/url]

[editline]29th June 2011[/editline]

childish, i know
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5770992[/url]

[PotatoArmada]

I don't know why but this made me laugh.

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5771645[/url]

[jeimizu]

I love playing the balcony level, and immediately jumping off my vehicle and trying to climb down safely :v:

[alphatwo]

[QUOTE=jeimizu;30792804]I love playing the balcony level, and immediately jumping off my vehicle and trying to climb down safely :v:[/QUOTE]

I usually try this but I try grabbing a wall but the velocity rips my arms off and I end up crushing the van with my face.

[ktr]

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;30792712]I don't know why but this made me laugh.

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5771645[/url][/QUOTE]

Heh, I just did a similar move, but head first: [url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5771844[/url]

[xxfalconxx]

This is how to successfully dispose of a head with style.

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5772222[/url]

[Flisk]

What kids think WWE is:[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5789518[/url]

What is really is: [url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5789481[/url]

[TaintedTurnip]

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5807736[/url]
Leave her behind, it's the ONLY CHOICE!

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5807684[/url]
Almost Pro :smith:

[Wavenarra]

Dunno about you guys, but I really don't find the 'WWE' style levels that fun; I much prefer the ones where you have to go somewhere dodging harpoons and danger - more opportunity for hilariousness.

[Merv]

Nothing will load. What the fuck.

[AltFanatic]

fucking headache puppy

[jefffi]

now i cant even see the puppy, it just doesnt load

[kyle256]

[QUOTE=JoonazL;30832362]now i cant even see the puppy, it just doesnt load[/QUOTE]

you pissed him off saying hes a faggot dog now hes not leting us play..

[editline]1st July 2011[/editline]

its up!

[xxfalconxx]

couple replays i thought i'd share.

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5789856[/url]
BARBARIANISM
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5789889[/url]
Level 70 SEGWAY SUMO SLAM
and finally,
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who needs limbs anyways

[Snipehamster]

Physics? lol wut dat
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5809940[/url]

[Kelazun]

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? OH NO HIDE THE CHILDREN, WHY IS EVERYONE JUST WATCHING AND SUPPORTING?
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5810801[/url]

[kyle256]

[QUOTE=Kaelazun;30834376]OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? OH NO HIDE THE CHILDREN, WHY IS EVERYONE JUST WATCHING AND SUPPORTING?
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5810801[/url][/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5812071[/url] i think i found his twin. he raped me to death.

[editline]1st July 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=kyle256;30835423][url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5812071[/url] i think i found his twin. he raped me to death.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5812281[/url] haha rape attempt fail i wasnt the victim that time!

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=Kaelazun;30834376]OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? OH NO HIDE THE CHILDREN, WHY IS EVERYONE JUST WATCHING AND SUPPORTING?
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5810801[/url][/QUOTE]

I like how he lowers his head like he's whispering into your ear "ooh yeah bitch"

[Flisk]

The "Double-kill-but-also-slightly-acrobatic"
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5816204[/url]

[wudddlyspud]

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5606808[/url]

rode him like a mule :D

[Laika]

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5819416[/url]
Why do the physics on the wheels tend to make no sense at all?
Also, I can't believe I finally made that jump after what seems to be an eternity.

[Wavenarra]

[QUOTE=Furnost;30843736][url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5819416[/url]
Why do the physics on the wheels tend to make no sense at all?
Also, I can't believe I finally made that jump after what seems to be an eternity.[/QUOTE]

When I tried doing that and catching the ledge with the wheel, the wheel just stretched really far and spazzed out...

[Chilblain]

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5834065[/url]
I'll just take these, if you don't mind.

[OffTheRoad]

[QUOTE=Kaelazun;30834376]OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? OH NO HIDE THE CHILDREN, WHY IS EVERYONE JUST WATCHING AND SUPPORTING?
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5810801[/url][/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=3878540[/url]

I feel you man.

[Missing User]

I challenge you to make a super hard level, but a fun one. I made 2, but they are sooo fucking boring.

[xxfalconxx]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/what45.png[/img]
I-Uh

what the

[ViniloTraiteto]

Anyone know about a level like Harpoon city?
Like, well desinged, lots of harpoons (well placed) and possible?

[RickieSticki]

JIM ADAPTED THE MANTREADS TO HAPPY WHEELS
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5908810[/url]

[Funky Pickle]

This was posted eight hours ago, but for those of you who haven't seen it:

[QUOTE=Jim Bonacci]Hi guys. Sorry for being absent. I actually have been doing work, so I will ramble on a bit about that.

There have been a few things we've been working on, but they are all going in parallel, so nothing has been finished first. There will be an update this week. There should be two new breakable items and one new hazard.

Drawing/animating explosions sucks. I drew the one mine explosion like years ago, and I forgot how horribly tedious it was. I've spent the last week drawing this goddamn new one and it's still not finished. I'll not do this again. It looks ok, but most of the time explosions send you off screen anyways so you don't even seen them. In any case, I've started it and now must finish.

Jason has been working on a new character, and that will most likely be the next following update.

I hired my friend Caroline to start doing some illustrating. She'll be doing some more static art, starting with some buildings and new backgrounds. So far she hasn't made me angry and remains unbruised.

I've ordered a new additional server, but that seems to be taking quite some time in actually arriving. It's been a bit of a pain for the past 2 weeks, and I'd really like that situation to be resolved as I don't like spending my time on that stuff. This will make it easier to upgrade the site going into the future and will hopefully eliminate headache puppy for quite some time.

I'm going to Berlin for a month in August. Jason is going as well. I've not gone on any sort of vacation for 3 years. I think we'll bring laptops. If you're from Germany, I'll hope to see you at the airport wearing a happy wheels shirt for my arrival.

I'll make a new post when the updates arrive.[/QUOTE]

[flyboy463]

This thread crawls at a snails pace but still is almost always on the front page.