[QUOTE=Zatharon;30172910]Oh fuck yes new character, by the way, am I the only one who thinks the moped couple is fucking useless? they always get stuck and cannot traverse the simplest of obstacles without getting horribly maimed.[/QUOTE]
That's the fun with them.
[QUOTE=Seiteki;30172626]Me too.
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What the fuck it always gives me a "GAME OVER" when I go through there.
The game fucking hates me.
have any of you guys actually been impaled by your segway?
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Occasionally.
It's more fun when you jump off and catch it midair or sometime later, able to drive and jump again.
Oh god.
While playing the lawn mower dude I managed to somehow shove the little kid up my ass. Now his little head is sticking out and He keeps breaking something and spurting blood
Aimbot hax omg!
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Yoink II: Gravity-assisted decapitation.
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My best from the previous thread, minus a few - some of them seem to be broken :(
Yoink!
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Saved the car! Wait, oh shi-
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Mankind's finest in action.
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Spontaneous anus explosion.
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[QUOTE=Caragolpe;30130181][url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5025806[/url]
"I HAVE TO KILL YOU, FUCKING SCUM. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I DIE WHILE I DO IT!!!".[/QUOTE]
What the fuck, that's not my replay. Why did I even save that crap?
[editline]1st June 2011[/editline]
What the fuck is going on.
Some of my best replays got... erased?, why the fuck some shitty random replays with no humor (that I'm also pretty sure I never ever recorded) are still there?
Is this happening to anyone else?
[editline]1st June 2011[/editline]
Now I'm having some glitch and I can't see my legs/arms.
Does the Lawnmover guy have a special function with shift and/or ctrl? Doesn't seem to do anything.
500 internet server error
NOW HOW CAN I ACCIDENTALLY SLAUGHTER MY CHILD??
God damnit, I can't load the game properly. It opens once, never displays any levels to choose from and when I try to refresh the page I get a 500 error for hours.
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;30184879]God damnit, I can't load the game properly. It opens once, never displays any levels to choose from and when I try to refresh the page I get a 500 error for hours.[/QUOTE]
Click in any replay posted here and play from there. I don't think there is any other way to do it right now, level list don't even load.
Oh god, please, those five last replays were like my best ones in a looong time, If they didn't get saved, I'm gonna rage.
I've got the weirdest boner right now
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My own lawnmower plotted against me.
Back flip head smash thing.
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My neck muscles are elastic.
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This is by far the worst level I have ever witnessed:
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The fact that it is one of the highest rated levels today disturbs me.
[QUOTE=Funky Pickle;30191541]This is by far the worst level I have ever witnessed:
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The fact that it is one of the highest rated levels today disturbs me.[/QUOTE]
Keep in mind that the general main audience of Happy Wheels at the moment is 12 year old hipsters who think it's still really hilarious to make gay jokes about Justin Bieber. These kids also have a ridiculously inflated and fragile ego. Hence why they also always tell you to RATE 5 STARS TO CONTINUE despite the fact that nobody really gives a shit and people rarely look on other people's profiles to begin with. That's why this level is in the Top Rated today.
I mean, yeah I can kind of understand the whole "Demo" type thing if you just want to test out how people like your level before you pour on the effort with the backgrounds and such, but even then, all you need to do is put in the basic layout of the level, sugar coat it a bit and see how it goes. It makes you look like a complete prick when you just cut out half the level unnecessarily and just slap "RAET 5 STARS XD" everywhere.
I'm honestly starting to regret bitching about the general lack of originality in the user-created levels for LittleBigPlanet at this point.
How do I obtain a link to a level?
Also, how do I get a link for my own replay?
[QUOTE=paul simon;30192154]How do I obtain a link to a level?
Also, how do I get a link for my own replay?[/QUOTE]
It is listed below the level you select on the level browser.
For your own replays, click on your Happy Wheels username in the top right corner of the site.
Happy Wheels t-Shirts link has the model pointing to a clay model of a kid in a wheelchair.
im betting thats the next character.
Oh God. After ripping my kid's arms off and getting impaled by a harpoon, I started to play with the ligament or tendon between his arm and his torso. Suddenly, my ass exploded and I died.
[editline]1st June 2011[/editline]
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I [i]really[/i] hate the fucking ads you have to watch when you click replay links.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;30193154]I [i]really[/i] hate the fucking ads you have to watch when you click replay links.[/QUOTE]
I don't get those...do you have Adblock Plus?
[QUOTE=Funky Pickle;30193344]I don't get those...do you have Adblock Plus?[/QUOTE]
I have Adblock Plus and I still get embedded ads like those in Happy Wheels.
I added the following addresses to my hosts file and it seems to have gotten rid of all MochiAds:
[code]127.0.0.1 www.mochiads.com
127.0.0.1 www.x.mochiads.com
127.0.0.1 x.mochiads.com
127.0.0.1 www.core.mochibot.com
127.0.0.1 www.mochibot.com
127.0.0.1 core.mochibot.com[/code]
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I made the ragdoll dance upon remount. :geno:
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I laughed more than I should have at this.
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Even the bike survived!
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I ACCIDENTALLY MY WHOLE SPINE.
MY HEAD AND ARMS WERE ONLY HOLDING ME BACK
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fuck me [url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5116171[/url]
[QUOTE=Murdoco;30194735]MY HEAD AND ARMS WERE ONLY HOLDING ME BACK
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They were "dead" weight.
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DAMNIT
EDIT: Woops wrong video, how silly of me
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