[QUOTE=Lok's;32462418]So i made a tiny map, it is very short but I will try to improve it.
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This link just took me to the game itself, not to any particular replay or level.
Anyway I'm thinking about starting to make levels myself, because I can probably do a better job than the 12-year-olds currently littering the user level section.
I could make really great levels, just taking the time is the problem (For me that is.)
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Reason 1 irresponsible father is irresponsible: He uses the children's seat on his bike.
dang sniper harpoon
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Death by landing
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Postal should play this level
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Hmmm, making a level is harder than it looks. Or rather, making one that works with all characters is harder than it looks. I've got one pretty well working so far, but it MIGHT be impossible with lawnmower man.
I'm making a part where you have to launch yourself up with spinning platforms, but if I give them enough force to move lawnmower man, they'll absolutely shatter segway guy's frail bones.
[url=http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=7798286]WELL THIS SURE IS A FUCKIN' DANDY MINIGAME ISN'T IT[/url]
It's good to see even the advertisers appreciate how Happy Wheel's fanbase is a load of prepubescent kids, judging by all these Disney XD ads.
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'tis but a flesh wound
Ok, I've finished my first level.
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I've beaten it with every character but Lawnmower Man. I think he's just too heavy to make it.
If you play as Explorer Guy, go to the left. I had to kinda make him his own path. Going the normal way is about as hard as playing with Lawnmower Man, but you can try it. If you actually make it, I'd like to see a replay.
This is the farthest I've gotten:
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Also, good idea on the first obstacle.
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[editline]When it's done[/editline]
This got a bit annoying.
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[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32486280]Postal should play this level
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=7797935[/url][/QUOTE]i love it when when I crush the car afterwards.
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[editline]26th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;32487397]Ok, I've finished my first level.
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I've beaten it with every character but Lawnmower Man. I think he's just too heavy to make it.
If you play as Explorer Guy, go to the left. I had to kinda make him his own path. Going the normal way is about as hard as playing with Lawnmower Man, but you can try it. If you actually make it, I'd like to see a replay.[/QUOTE]i'll work on speedrunning it better when i get back but fun level [url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=7800377[/url]
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32488066]This is the farthest I've gotten:
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Also, good idea on the first obstacle.
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[editline]When it's done[/editline]
This got a bit annoying.
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Aside from the very beginning, getting over the jump is probably the hardest part with segway guy. You have to get in both the fan and the booster, but I still sometimes don't quite reach the other side.
And in case anyone missed it, here's how to beat the level as Explorer Guy:
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I actually found the first obstacle to be easy with segway guy because he could jump, boosting his speed. Anyway, I finally made it:
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holy shit the lawnmower made it up top somehow. maybe you can beat it with him
[editline]26th September 2011[/editline]
MOTHER FUCKING NO [url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=7803566[/url]
AAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY. BEAT IT WITH THE LAWNMOWER MAN
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THE MOST TRIUMPHANT HAPPY WHEELS REPLAY EVER. Look at that shit holy fucking hell
[editline]26th September 2011[/editline]
I've lost fucking count of how many times i nearly shat myself doing that replay. I am the mother fucking happy wheels KING
Is there any way to get Happy Wheels to perform over the 30 - 35fps cap? I assume it's a cap since I can run most modern games much much faster than that.
[editline]26th September 2011[/editline]
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Bungie cord plan didn't go so well...
[editline]26th September 2011[/editline]
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[I]"Kill me ... it hurts to live..."[/I]
I finished with Segway Guy. It took me longer than I thought it would to get a victory, and I BARELY lived.
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In my search for some "good" levels I managed to find this (a bit) hard one:
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[QUOTE=postal;32490324]AAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY. BEAT IT WITH THE LAWNMOWER MAN
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THE MOST TRIUMPHANT HAPPY WHEELS REPLAY EVER. Look at that shit holy fucking hell
[editline]26th September 2011[/editline]
I've lost fucking count of how many times i nearly shat myself doing that replay. I am the mother fucking happy wheels KING[/QUOTE]
The most glorious thing is you got to wear a bossrack doing it, even momentarily
"I iz da orkiest ork ta eva ork dis level wiff da lawn mowa"
I showed this to my dad earlier, he laughed the entire time.
When I wandered past him and his laptop a couple of hours later I caught him sneakily playing it again and trying to be all cool about it. :v:
[QUOTE=orcywoo6;32493177]I showed this to my dad earlier, he laughed the entire time.
When I wandered past him and his laptop a couple of hours later I caught him sneakily playing it again and trying to be all cool about it. :v:[/QUOTE]
My Dad only commented with gross and unfunny.
I wish my dad was cooler :(
my dad only works a lot, and then just sleeps on the couch :v:
The only times when he's a bit fun is during vacation and weekends.
[editline]26th September 2011[/editline]
implying a bit of fun is doing more then lying on the couch
[QUOTE=postal;32490324]AAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY. BEAT IT WITH THE LAWNMOWER MAN
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THE MOST TRIUMPHANT HAPPY WHEELS REPLAY EVER. Look at that shit holy fucking hell
[editline]26th September 2011[/editline]
I've lost fucking count of how many times i nearly shat myself doing that replay. I am the mother fucking happy wheels KING[/QUOTE]
I beat it too, even though I didn't imply your superior limpless crawling skills
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and it didn't take me a week this time
Managed to catch a ride on this other guys back, also used my son as a meatshield.
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Made the course with segway guy:
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[QUOTE=helifreak;32502087]Managed to catch a ride on this other guys back, also used my son as a meatshield.
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Meh, easy
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[QUOTE=helifreak;32502087]Managed to catch a ride on this other guys back, also used my son as a meatshield.
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Not as good as using the kid as a speed cushion
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(I spent an hour searching for this old replay)
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[I]"I have a rope through my stomach and a spear through my chest, your argument is invalid..."[/I]
I just played this game after several months, and I got my ass handed to me.
By my own hand.
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