[QUOTE=kyle256;32964917]hmm i guess ill post a whole bunch of replays to start it again.[/QUOTE]
Bump spamming? :v:
I found your post a bit confusing to read due to the fact that what you refer to as a "post", I refer to as a "thread" and what you refer to as a "replay", I refer to as a "post". Just a minor thing, you don't have to fix it.
[QUOTE=zombini;32969825]Any news on a future update?[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure. Each time he "announces" an update he just show a YouTube video and the update gets released quickly after.
If people find any levels that are actually good, please post them. Every time I look through the top-rated levels, I just get depressed at how shitty they are. I know you 12-year-olds are just overflowing with angst against Justin Bieber, but I really could not give less of a shit. Mostly I've been playing my own two levels and really old ones like Harpoon City and It Keeps Happening
Check the "featured levels" and try the "u cant beet dis" or "supr hrd cors". Some of them are actually a bit challenging.
Alright, I'll post some of my "favorites".
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1824479[/url]
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1522993[/url]
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1855539[/url]
I haven't been able to get on the site for about 3 days now
[QUOTE=Bi0hazard;32976221][url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1824479[/url][/QUOTE]
This one is really good but I can't find the finish line. Got to the top of the fans and nothing was there
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=8462865[/url]
I was able to find a way to climb up the alley way towards the end of this level, but i forgot about that one last harpoon...
New update-cannons and fruit:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrd3sueYFH0&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
As awesome as that is, it's a shame nothing creative will come of it. It'll just be
"OMGEE NEW CANNONZORZ"
or
"CANNON JB INTO FRUIT LOLOLOL"
I really hope someone makes something decent with this update.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;33049475]As awesome as that is, it's a shame nothing creative will come of it. It'll just be
"OMGEE NEW CANNONZORZ"
or
"CANNON JB INTO FRUIT LOLOLOL"
I really hope someone makes something decent with this update.[/QUOTE]
PhysX decided to show the community how a cannon level is done:
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1946588[/url]
Damn headache puppy. I SHALL SMITE THEE.
I got bored and made another level. This is a generic "falling down stairs" level with a bunch of hazards.
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1961123[/url]
Me beating it like a real man:
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=8546658[/url]
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;33090308]I got bored and made another level. This is a generic "falling down stairs" level with a bunch of hazards.
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1961123[/url]
Me beating it like a real man:
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=8546658[/url][/QUOTE]
If you go fast enough you can just fly over all of them without a scratch. Of course you split into a trillion pieces when you hit the finish line, but you still finish the level.
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;33093749]If you go fast enough you can just fly over all of them without a scratch. Of course you split into a trillion pieces when you hit the finish line, but you still finish the level.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, this is definitely a possibility, but my goal here was more to make a level with lots of potential for funny deaths, not so much to make a challenging course. I think my last level was a bit TOO hard so I just made something goofy this time.
Though I did put some things in the air above the steps to try and confound speed-runners (wrecking balls, harpoons)
Is there any special reason for the placement of the spikes? I tried to fly right under the roof and when I tried using my hovering powers to slow down, a wrecking ball amputated my leg and I lost my bike, then I landed dead center on the spikes. I didn't save the replay because I'm an idiot.
Anyway, I found out the level was a bit easy, you could almost try to get the best time by going head first down and then, as LuckyLuke said, explode into a massive pile of dead everything. Example: [url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=8578893[/url]
And here is a replay showing that the kid has a bit more than the average 3 liters of blood as a norml healthy human being has:
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=8578880[/url]
And now for the challenge to land without loosing any bodyparts :v:
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;33120292]Is there any special reason for the placement of the spikes? I tried to fly right under the roof and when I tried using my hovering powers to slow down, a wrecking ball amputated my leg and I lost my bike, then I landed dead center on the spikes. I didn't save the replay because I'm an idiot.[/QUOTE]
I don't know, I kinda slapped those spikes there at random. I should have made them unfixed, so they could slide down the stairs with you... Also put them higher up. I might make a series of these low-effort stairs levels with different gimmicks, like one with a bunch of spike strips falling with you, one with a bunch of girders, one with a bunch of glass, etc.
Well, Jim can give me a medal.
A couple kids saw me playing this game, wanted to know what it is, I told them.
Now my entire high school is playing this game, and it became uncool.
Ok, this is a much better stairs level. The stairs are spaced better, and there's really only one main hazard: Girder apocalypse.
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1974708[/url]
Armagirddon
Pretty fun level, I understand what you mean by "Armagirddon".
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=8611919[/url]
I completed it loosing only the child. I did one where the child only lost one body part, but I didn't save it because it went too fast where at the end I bounced off the last step, heard the kid make a pain noise at the same time as I heard a bone breaking, for then to bounce over the finishing line and then drive over the spikes followed by getting impaled by a lot of beams.
Anyway, here is the finishing run I saved:
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=8612223[/url]
Blooper:
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=8611943[/url]
In total, I think it was a fun and original twist to a stair level and I hope you could do this with spikes (making them face away from the player at the start) and rails (for adventure guy).
I also got a few generic runs where I drove over the collapsing rails, hitting a "ramp" at the point where the sleeping beams started obeying physics and then land either on a beam to get trapped between two and then getting crushed by the giant wave, exploding on the stairs or overshooting the whole thing and getting impaled by the spikes after the finishing line.
Hmmm... The level's fun, but it's REALLY glitchy. Like 75% of the replays are listed as "inaccurate" so I guess they play back differently for different people. Probably because of all the heavy physical objects flying around, the engine freaks out
I don't know about it being "glitchy". I mean, the level is basically a lot of sleeping poles conveniently placed down stairs. Anyway, I made a few replays with different characters:
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=8615997[/url]
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=8616116[/url]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2Yw03.png[/img]
I have a new headlight for my bike.
Total Jerk Face Is ALWAYS Watching you.
[video=youtube;aUiDnk_qmQg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUiDnk_qmQg[/video]
Swords and axes and shit have been added to the game. Fucked if I can get site to load long enough for me to test them out, though.
[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]
old replays still broken
[QUOTE=postal;33439885]Swords and axes and shit have been added to the game. Fucked if I can get site to load long enough for me to test them out, though.
[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]
old replays still broken[/QUOTE]
theres literally no levels that use them properly, its now all "RATE 5 STARS KILL JB LOLOLOLOL"
There we go. And surprise, tons and tons of 'throw the knife' levels.
[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]
I'm starting to get the feeling the old replays are not coming back. He must've changed something with the engine. I wish he would've given a warning for this shit, half the fun is getting hilarious replays and showing them to people, but with him constantly fucking them up it's hard for me to maintain interest in the game fffffff
I was hoping there'd be a demo video of the weapons. Those videos usually exhibit a more creative use for new features than any popular user levels
could you attach weapons to the floating mines?
[QUOTE=scratch (nl);33444148]could you attach weapons to the floating mines?[/QUOTE]
I hope so, it would be like attaching turrets to the HL2 scanners in Garry's Mod.
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