Happy Wheels v2: Lawnmower Edition!

[A big fat ass]

I got a harpoon stuck in the bike, then I ejected the kid and he flew and got impaled on the harpoon as I drove it around. It looked fucking rad, but I wasn't signed in and I forgot to take a picture of it. :frown:

[PvtVain]

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Enjoy my kid juggling.

[Tacosheller]

Freedom
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Jesus what have I done
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You could play jump rope with that fucker, christ
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Weak neck
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And thus with a kiss I die
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DOLPHIN STRIKE TO BIFURCATION
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[xxfalconxx]

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I cheated.

[wug]

God, i was on the harpoon city one, the 1st harpoon impaled the kid through the ass, came out his dick, came into the dads ass and gutted the ass so bad that blood was spurting everywhere... i wasn't logged in :ohdear:

[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]

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got it to do the ass gutting again, watch at own risk

Another ass gut:

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[john_frohman]

[QUOTE=Shortyish;30368225][IMG]http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/8654/datasshw.png[/IMG]

dat ASS[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=wug;30399635]God, i was on the harpoon city one, the 1st harpoon impaled the kid through the ass, came out his dick, came into the dads ass and gutted the ass so bad that blood was spurting everywhere... i wasn't logged in :ohdear:

[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]

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got it to do the ass gutting again, watch at own risk

Another ass gut:

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The same happened to me.

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[Mini Shot]

Apparently some parts of the lawnmower man are made of metal. Like his shoes for example.

[Rellow]

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How did I fuck up the Obstacle Course so badly? :saddowns:

[A big fat ass]

I ejected from my bike, but managed to grab onto the handle bars. The kid, too.

Here is a quick image preview.
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[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]

I guess gyazo img tags are broken
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[wlzshroom]

various replays, some better than others
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[Mini Shot]

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That mower is crazy.

[A big fat ass]

[img]http://k.min.us/iB5xi.gif[/img]

[Chilblain]

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Nobody was hurt during the making of this video, but there was a massive orgy.

[PGunnii]

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[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]

FUCK

[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Rellow;30401610][url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=5362115[/url]

How did I fuck up the Obstacle Course so badly? :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

holy shit hahaha

[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]

So my head got sucked into my dick
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[Divaya]

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That was the quietest death in the world.

[PGunnii]

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That was the quietest death in the world.[/QUOTE]

i love how derpy his death was, like it just happened. Oh, gotta love how his helmet came off too

[Enth]

Think I found a new favorite level.

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[B]Edit:[/B]

Beautiful!

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[wug]

[QUOTE=Mad Chatter;30403800]Think I found a new favorite level.

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[B]Edit:[/B]

Beautiful!

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I can't get over your avatar. It reminds me of William Beech from Goodnight Mr Tom.

[shortyish]

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:ohdear:

[Zupinata]

Even the fat chicks can make it

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[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]

Damn children these days. . . .Always want to go against you

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[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]

Then again, I can get back at them fuckers
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[xxfalconxx]

I'll share my entertaining slam videos with you guys.

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Narrator seeking missile.
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Slamming into the narrator with my mighty... Leg.
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Sweet mid-air decap, bro.
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in this one I use my mighty chest muscles to crush my opponent's skull.

[chainsauce]

DAMMIT SON, GET OFF OF ME

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[Chekko]

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Just having a good time swinging with my grandpa.

[PGunnii]

WHAT THE FUCK
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[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]

what
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[PvtVain]

Guys, I want reply's of you juggling your kid as the dad.

[zezsniper]

NO! More buttplay
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[John Cletus]

[QUOTE=PvtVain;30420286]Guys, I want reply's of you juggling your kid as the dad.[/QUOTE]

You're My New BEEST Frieend. I could KILL YOU IN AN INSTANT. Please Give Me All Of Your Money.

[Funky Pickle]

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Why is this a level. It is a poll about fast food.

[editline]13th June 2011[/editline]

Those faces will haunt my nightmares

[TaintedTurnip]

Fuck the laws of physics
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[xxfalconxx]

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This level is really well done.