Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h - Games

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;36090084]But how am I a bad person for having a good round, I still don't get it[/QUOTE] People in this thread don't like it when people post pubstomps because its more of the other team being bad than the player playing actually being good.

[QUOTE=titopei;36090761]People in this thread don't like it when people post pubstomps because its more of the other team being bad than the player playing actually being good.[/QUOTE] And in pubs most people don't know what the fuck to do when a carry starts snowballing.

[QUOTE=The Mighty Boat;36090013]yea, really cool how you hear different horns from different parts of the map[/QUOTE] Really? I might need to test that out

[QUOTE=titopei;36090893]Really? I might need to test that out[/QUOTE] is the new one for dire and the old one for radiant

So if someone abandons basically at game start then comes back does the match not count at all? Because I just had an amazing game where the other team outpushed us hard with a Leshrac and Death Prophet but I managed to carry with my friends and two random idiots and win.

[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;36091140]So if someone abandons basically at game start then comes back does the match not count at all? Because I just had an amazing game where the other team outpushed us hard with a Leshrac and Death Prophet but I managed to carry with my friends and two random idiots and win.[/QUOTE] The Dota 2 Wiki needs a page on who abandons work.

[QUOTE=Banned?;36091240]The Dota 2 Wiki needs a page on who abandons work.[/QUOTE] -Today Pete from the floor 2 offices abandoned his work.

how* One of my better typos.

Don't know if this is any new or not, but... [QUOTE][IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/yb30q.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] For those of you who don't know who Finol is, he's a Valve employee.

[QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;36091466]Don't know if this is any new or not, but... For those of you who don't know who Finol is, he's a Valve employee.[/QUOTE] He's also [img]http://www.dota2.cyborgmatt.com/DotA2_ShittyWizard.jpg[/img] a placeholder ranged creep, and in each chapter of the DOTA2 Secret Shop comic.

[QUOTE=Jetamo;36091536]He's also [img]http://www.dota2.cyborgmatt.com/DotA2_ShittyWizard.jpg[/img] a placeholder ranged creep, and in each chapter of the DOTA2 Secret Shop comic.[/QUOTE] I am aware of the shitty wizard but not of the shield.

Was the rosh timer added in this update? How do you make it work

[QUOTE=titopei;36091660]Was the rosh timer added in this update? How do you make it work[/QUOTE] Added but not enabled. :(

[QUOTE=titopei;36091660]Was the rosh timer added in this update? How do you make it work[/QUOTE] its in spectator mode, they wont add it in actual games

[QUOTE=The Mighty Boat;36091730]its in spectator mode, they wont add it in actual games[/QUOTE] i still don't see it in spectator mode

I just had a team which, for some reason, completely ignored divine rapier sitting on the ground until teamfight ended, despite multiple opportunities to grab it. May or may not have resulted in loss, can't say how it would've gone otherwise.

[QUOTE=Glent;36091985]I just had a team which, for some reason, completely ignored divine rapier sitting on the ground until teamfight ended, despite multiple opportunities to grab it. May or may not have resulted in loss, can't say how it would've gone otherwise.[/QUOTE] that reminds me of this dude who was near the enemies' gem sitting on the ground and his inventory was full. we were all like "GEM DUDE GET IT" and he was like "sry lol inventory full"

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;36092014]that reminds me of this dude who was near the enemies' gem sitting on the ground and his inventory was full. we were all like "GEM DUDE GET IT" and he was like "sry lol inventory full"[/QUOTE] Reminds me of a game I had the other day where someone solo'd Rosh and left without grabbing Aegis. We told him to pick it up and he said he couldn't because he had no room.

Why did I I put dumb as all the things pertaining to Finol?

[QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;36092261]Why did I I put dumb as all the things pertaining to Finol?[/QUOTE] || It's not hard.

Just finished my first game as void, we kicked ass!, tho all credit has to go for our Ursa...i dont know you guys but i am expecting a nerf soon.

[QUOTE=Rats808;36092058]Reminds me of a game I had the other day where someone solo'd Rosh and left without grabbing Aegis. We told him to pick it up and he said he couldn't because he had no room.[/QUOTE] Had a game once where the other team had an Ursa. We thought he was Roshing, so we sent a few guys to check it out. Before we got there, we heard "Roshan has fallen to the Dire". We started to turn back when I realized he never picked it up. We rushed in and grabbed it right as he was going back in, and then killed him. He said in all chat that he forgot to pick it up :v:

[QUOTE=NoName-;36092358]Just finished my first game as void, we kicked ass!, tho all credit has to go for our Ursa...i dont know you guys but i am expecting a nerf soon.[/QUOTE] He literally didn't change since multiple years now, and you're expecting a nerf ?

[QUOTE=Maruhai;36092425]He literally didn't change since multiple years now, and you're expecting a nerf ?[/QUOTE] im too new ;_;, that or the enemy team sucked, i think Ursa ended up with 50ish kills

[QUOTE=The Luftwaffle;36092412]Had a game once where the other team had an Ursa. We thought he was Roshing, so we sent a few guys to check it out. Before we got there, we heard "Roshan has fallen to the Dire". We started to turn back when I realized he never picked it up. We rushed in and grabbed it right as he was going back in, and then killed him. He said in all chat that he forgot to pick it up :v:[/QUOTE] Reminds me of that game where I was testing the new bots AI in the last update, all the enemy bots roshed, but none of them picked up the Aegis, I just went on the pit and picked it up, then got an ultra kill 2 minutes later. :v:

[QUOTE=NoName-;36092358]Just finished my first game as void, we kicked ass!, tho all credit has to go for our Ursa...i dont know you guys but i am expecting a nerf soon.[/QUOTE] Ursa is so hilariously countered by slows its not even funny. If there is so much debate over nerfing Lycan, Ursa wont get nerfed since he is so much worse.

Ursa is real men's Lycan.

Soooo, any advices when facing an Ursa?

[QUOTE=Maruhai;36092330]|| It's not hard.[/QUOTE] I couldn't remember if it was I I, l l, or | |.

[QUOTE=NoName-;36092464]Soooo, any advices when facing an Ursa?[/QUOTE] Slows and stuns are your best friends. Anything to keep him out of attack range. Disarms and effects like Decrepify also make him useless since he can't auto-attack. Skills that lower his attack don't work very well since he gets a lot of damage from fury swipes.