Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h - Games

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;36094527][t]http://i.imgur.com/uuhlu.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Bane is far to much like a creepy paedophile to be cool, sorry.

[QUOTE=Smashman;36096763]You can't tease a thing that already exists.[/QUOTE] Porn would like to have a word with you. [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] Best page king.

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36098451][url]http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/4/49/Bane_anger_03.mp3[/url][/QUOTE] this shall be my second favorite hero voice after Storm Spirit's.

How could you not like Bane, he's so baller. Also Tetra can play Morphling, Sand King, and occasionally Viper pretty well.

[QUOTE=Reimu;36097859]Tetra use to only play Lina and miss all of his stuns and charge the enemy and feed. Now he can backdoor games as lycan and successfully carry as him.[/QUOTE] And that's getting better ? [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/mmmhmm.gif[/IMG] [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Saint Jimmy;36097991]Out of interest, can you replace the hero portraits used on the cards with their actual portraits?[/QUOTE] I don't see why you would not, you just need to find the files.

How can I play the wtf mode?

[QUOTE=godfatherk;36098774]How can I play the wtf mode?[/QUOTE] 1. Start a private game with cheats enabled. 2. Type "-wtf" in chat. 3. Sit in fountain as Zeus hitting R forever.

[QUOTE=Rats808;36098847]1. Start a private game with cheats enabled. 2. Type "-wtf" in chat. 3. Sit in fountain as Zeus hitting R forever.[/QUOTE] or go Storm Spirit ZIP ZAP ZOP'inn all over the place. or go Earthshaker and make mazes. or go Skelington King and never die.

or go Phantom Lancer and play Monobattles in Dota.

or go lesh and end the game in 10 seconds by running down mid without stopping

[QUOTE=Dr.Scrake;36097149]How the fuck I paint his chest, it looks like bone instead of ice :( [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/mqWmh.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] more blue, needs to be a little shinier, too also, try using straighter and sharper edges like that guy said, you went for the right look on his back

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;36098114]nah, he just farms poorly and steals kills and then bitches at the other team[/QUOTE] He bitches at me when I use my abilities wrong [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=BloodYScar;36097182]I hate omniknight so much... My hatred is unbearable, i gotta kill someone.[/QUOTE] "Good luck trying to kill me!"

[QUOTE=titopei;36099146]He bitches at me when I use my abilities wrong [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] "Good luck trying to kill me!"[/QUOTE] "good luck ganking anyone near my lane lol"

I have an idea for a new gamemode. everyone is Storm Spirit with only Ball Lightning. there's no towers or minions or nexuses, everyone gets equal gold and can buy everything as always. If anyone touches his enemy at least once it dies. First team to get certain amount of kills (or when all 5 team members are killed) wins. I would call it ,,Round-Up". I also have an idea for a game with only Rikies called ,,hide and seek"

[QUOTE=titopei;36099146]He bitches at me when I use my abilities wrong "[/QUOTE] i don't even play with you anymore wat [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=EliteGuy;36098114]nah, he just farms poorly and steals kills and then bitches at the other team[/QUOTE] rude also not really i average around 70 cs by 10 minutes

When you used to, idc anymore though [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=The Mighty Boat;36099159]"good luck ganking anyone near my lane lol"[/QUOTE] Then enchantress wisps are annoying as fuck early game, still alive after the whole team is attacking her

[QUOTE=titopei;36099269]When you used to, idc anymore though [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] Then enchantress wisps are annoying as fuck early game, still alive after the whole team is attacking her[/QUOTE]i still don't remember bitching about using your abilities wrong

[QUOTE=titopei;36099269]When you used to, idc anymore though [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] Then enchantress wisps are annoying as fuck early game, still alive after the whole team is attacking her[/QUOTE] yeah too bad she dies to 2 nukes after 10 minutes lol

[QUOTE=titopei;36099269] Then enchantress wisps are annoying as fuck early game, still alive after the whole team is attacking her[/QUOTE] not as bad as morph using his lvl 4 morph in teamfights so nobody can kill him

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;36099249]also not really i average around 70 cs by 10 minutes[/QUOTE] Yes yes sure. [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Meatpuppet;36099328]not as bad as morph using his lvl 4 morph in teamfights so nobody can kill him[/QUOTE] If you use level 4 morph to morph into str you're basically a stun that walks.

[QUOTE=Maruhai;36099344]Yes yes sure. [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] If you use level 4 morph to morph into str you're basically a stun that walks.[/QUOTE] if you forget to replicate before a risky teamfight, it's a good alternative of escape. because chances are they won't kill you before your Q cooldown is up. also, since you have it on 4, you have a chance to do DPS with manta and eth blade before you know you're going to die

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet]I'm so pissed. First world problems, I really wanted this. I've been playing dota since 07. :([/QUOTE] this was a lie, right?

[QUOTE=l l;36099449]this was a lie, right?[/QUOTE] wat [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] when did i say that?

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;36099469]wat[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Meatpuppet]One thing I'm not clear on: when heroes die and respawn, do they keep their levels? [/QUOTE]lol nevermind yeah it was a lie, sorry for the intrusion [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1013298&p=31801659&viewfull=1#post31801659[/url]

[QUOTE=l l;36099482]lol nevermind yeah it was a lie[/QUOTE] you still didn't even provide a link to that post and i've stated multiple times this was my first MOBA and that post was before I had the beta, and right after (or while) I watched the International also what are you even doing

this gon b good

actually beezle's just butthurt about everything because apparently i made him very mad about something idk let's just move on and talk about dota! how do you guys like spectre?

-ok fine

Scary carry to get farm, probably next to antimage

[QUOTE=l l;36099528]I'm not butthurt lol how come you said you've been playing dota since 2007 but you didn't know if heroes lose levels when they die[/QUOTE] ...you still didn't provide a link to that post, and if i really did post that, it was probably sarcasm/making fun of the other key beggers and if you aren't butthurt why do you feel the need to bring up pointless shit that's not relevant to anything in this entire thread just to make yourself look like a douche?