Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h - Games

[QUOTE=Maruhai;36100882][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7W12G.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [i]Welcome to the DOTA2 Supermarket, home of all the cheapest horned helmets, sharp swords and perfect pauldrons this side of the river.[/i]

The shop keeper better be all over the Dota Store.

[QUOTE=CowThing;36101911]The shop keeper better be all over the Dota Store.[/QUOTE] He's the Saxton Hale of Dota. Juggernaut seems to also be the Saxton Hale. [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Maruhai;36100882][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7W12G.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Source? Or just a mock-up.

No matter how many times I play this game, I just can't get into it

[QUOTE=Hilarious Pill;36102349]No matter how many times I play this game, I just can't get into it[/QUOTE] Find a friend on facepunch and play some more, it worked for me.

[QUOTE=supersocko;36102442]Find a friend on facepunch and play some more, it worked for me.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/rolleyes.gif[/IMG]

So how long do you think it'll be before this goes open beta/released?

[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;36102469]So how long do you think it'll be before this goes open beta/released?[/QUOTE] Long.

I thought someone posted about how Icefrog wanted it out before the next International.

Just had a game as Witch Doctor, I randomed him. I got first blood on a Kunkka, who went mid...for some reason. And then I killed him again...and again...and again... [I]And then the whole team disconnected.[/I]

[IMG]http://www.cyborgmatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Dota2_WRCosmetic03.jpg[/IMG] Common pls release it release release release release

[QUOTE=Mr_Awesome;36102720]Just had a game as Witch Doctor, I randomed him. I got first blood on a Kunkka, who went mid...for some reason. And then I killed him again...and again...and again... [I]And then the whole team disconnected.[/I][/QUOTE] Bane+ maledict is pretty annoying.

Just played with a SF who blinked right in front of my hook before it hit an enigma with no HP the enigma escaped then sf blamed it on me even though I got my hook before his blink ;~;

[QUOTE=Japancakes;36102973]Just played with a SF who blinked right in front of my hook before it hit an enigma with no HP the enigma escaped then sf blamed it on me even though I got my hook before his blink ;~;[/QUOTE] Did you tell him it was his fault and then feed? I have heard that is what most people would do in that situation.

I fucking hate necrolyte. It pains me to look at him, it pains me to play him, to even hear his fucking voice he's just so disgusting. His fucking oblong mouth with those disgusting teeth and wrinkles, and the voice. It sounds like a fucking pedophile and all he does is talk about diseases.

[QUOTE=wug;36103361]I fucking hate necrolyte. It pains me to look at him, it pains me to play him, to even hear his fucking voice he's just so disgusting. His fucking oblong mouth with those disgusting teeth and wrinkles, and the voice. It sounds like a fucking pedophile and all he does is talk about diseases.[/QUOTE] Whenever he says I relapse, I cant stop thinking of [sp]rectal prolapse[/sp]

first person to say how this was done wins a prize (it's easy I know) [img]http://puu.sh/xbCm[/img]

[QUOTE=l l;36103606]first person to say how this was done wins a prize (it's easy I know) [img]http://puu.sh/xbCm[/img][/QUOTE] I know. Create party activate cheats activate it with bots let level weaver 16 he buys boot, 2 wraith band, monkey king bar , radiance, stout shield kill some people then go attack 30 min and when is near finish use -wtf and put in two people and yourself take a photo :eng101:

When you take Nightmare it resets the cool off period, so 2 were swapping until it came of cd, then Bane nightmared again and meanwhile swapping for cd. Bane Nightmares third. End.

[QUOTE=Hobbax;36103668]I know. Create party activate cheats activate it with bots let level weaver 16 he buys boot, 2 wraith band, monkey king bar , radiance, stout shield kill some people then go attack 30 min and when is near finish use -wtf and put in two people and yourself take a photo :eng101:[/QUOTE] Except it's a real game.

And even if it was in a party, you could just use a gold cheat for weaver.

[QUOTE=l l;36103606]first person to say how this was done wins a prize (it's easy I know) [img]http://puu.sh/xbCm[/img][/QUOTE] level 16 weaver with 2 points in swarm pls no

[img]http://i.imgur.com/5VjVU.png[/img] I don't like the term "tryhard", I think it's stupid to want to play well and try to win, but there are limits to what I see before I think "These guys are fucking tryharding." Furion, Anti-Mage, Leshrac, Crystal Maiden, Windrunner lineup? Tryharding. In this case, the team we were against ran three solo's and had Leshrac and Shadow Demon roaming. If you got caught by that you were [I]dead[/I]. No fucking way out of that. They raped the fucking hell out of us in a way I have not seen in over 600 games of Dota 2 because I don't expect it from pubs. It was fucking dumb. I said fuck a lot in that summary but I'm not angry about it. Just overwhelmed.

Wards?

[QUOTE=The Mighty Boat;36103763]level 16 weaver with 2 points in swarm pls no[/QUOTE] Isn't Swarm terrible? That's what I assumed, if there's some hidden depth to it do tell.

[QUOTE=Rct33;36103921]Wards?[/QUOTE] We had wards. We still needed to lane somehow. They were doing this from level one. It was either lane carefully and try to avoid it when they did show up or dry hump the towers and get no gold/exp. [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] They could easily dive too because of Shadow Demon's Disruption. [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Jetamo;36103929]Isn't Swarm terrible? That's what I assumed, if there's some hidden depth to it do tell.[/QUOTE] Free sight, huge range, magic immune, DoT, armor debuff, yeah awful.

[QUOTE=Jetamo;36103929]Isn't Swarm terrible? That's what I assumed, if there's some hidden depth to it do tell.[/QUOTE] Not really, around 390 damage if it stays for the whole lvl 4 duration (I don't think anyone will be dumb enough to focus a beetle), and -13 armor if it stays the whole duration.

[QUOTE=The Mighty Boat;36103763]level 16 weaver with 2 points in swarm pls no[/QUOTE] It wasn't really an actual game, their kunkka left in the first 5 minutes followed by warlock then everyone else.

[QUOTE=Banned?;36103935]We had wards. We still needed to lane somehow. They were doing this from level one. It was either lane carefully and try to avoid it when they did show up or dry hump the towers and get no gold/exp. [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] They could easily dive too because of Shadow Demon's Disruption. [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] Free sight, huge range, magic immune, DoT, armor debuff, yeah awful.[/QUOTE] ...Huh, when you put it like that, it does sound good. Thanks.

[QUOTE=titopei;36095282]I never get bored of warlock no matter how much I play him[/QUOTE] He's extremely boring.