Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h
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No where close to tidehunter
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Storm Spirit, what are you doing? That's not how you stand!
Just played a game as dark seer. Their warlock was so terrible, they used their ulti to kill jungle camps, they also went mid and fed our pudge, their clinkz and huskar were getting stomped by me and lina and top was just boring, nothing was happening there. But, everyone else was ruskie\indo\filipino and bloodseeker left because his rupture didn't kill dazzle through shallow grave.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;36106102]whoa fatal bonds actually works with zeus' ult?
whooooa[/QUOTE]
lol jesus christ, how much extra damage is that? if the whole team is linked is it just 80 percent extra dmg?
Hey guys, this is suns-fan with an introduction to Ass Penetrator.
Ass Penetrator is an agility, strength, intelligent hero that, you guessed it, penetrate ass.
ButtFucking is a single target ability that damage for 400 on its highest level, and slow the target 80 percent for 2.7 seconds. However, if the target is attacked from behind it would DEAL double the damage!
Cumshot is also a single target ability that, well cover target it sperm. It has a delay time for 1.4 seconds when its shot it would cause the enemy target to be silenced for 7 seconds but it would also heal the enemy target for 50 health points per second.
AIDS, is a passive ability that makes Ass Penetrator a real faggot to be against with. If an enemy unit attack Ass Penetrator, it would cause them to be affected with poisonous debuff that deals 13 point damage for the ENTIRE duration of their lives. At it highest level all enemy target within 200 AoE of the affected unit at the time of debuff placement, WILL be also affected. Making Ass Penetrator a huge fucking pain in the ass to play against ever.
Ass Penetrator ultimate is name Gangbang, and is considered one of the most devastating ultimates in game and the cause of many butthurts. Gangbang is a single target ability the summons four illusions around the enemy target, that blocks the path and auto attack the targeted unit inflicting a massive 600 pure damage for 3 seconds and last 9 seconds. If the targeted unit is defeated, the illusions with target the closest enemy unit.
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[QUOTE=titopei;36106458]lol jesus christ, how much extra damage is that? if the whole team is linked is it just 80 percent extra dmg?[/QUOTE]
with agh: (600 damage * (1 - 0.25 after magic resist)) * ((1.20 per bond)^5 times) = 1119.744 damage
pls correct if i'm wrong
I just fucking lost 2 won games in a row
no wait
I didn't lose them, my fucking feeding team did.
Seriously, see some guys named Permafrost and Permafire, they pick rosh/skele king, so we know they're going to level 1 rosh. Huge teamfight with tp back ins near rosh, I come out with 7 kills no deaths as viper before the 5 minute mark. I lane against Ogre magi and CM. I kill CM a lot because I'm viper and I got early level advantage and my poison strike just molested her all over. Now I'm 17/0 after a bunch of ganks, but I look at top and the kills are quite even. I check the tab and AA had 11 deaths 0 kills and DK had no kills and 3 deaths and spectre had 2 kills and 5 deaths. SK and Ursa got fed so hard that I couldn't solo stop them and ursa got fast heart. Pushed us real hard cause we couldn't stop just those two.
Another one where me and my friend are Jugg/Veno, we fucking dominate our BH/Lion lane opponents cause I picked up dust, but the tiny mid just got fed by allied necro, and then the sk just let tiny walk all over him too top lane giving him some more kills. Tiny is more fed than me, and more tanky. I can't solo the tiny and my team refused to support.
God I fucking hate match making
Play a wtf match to release the tension from a bad match.
btw is the lore in dota 2 the same as in dota 1?
[QUOTE=godfatherk;36106838]Play a wtf match to release the tension from a bad match.
btw is the lore in dota 2 the same as in dota 1?[/QUOTE]
Nope.
Why are there so few in the facepunch chat?
Because we talk here?
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i am so fucking bored im not even watching this thread that hard but its like a fucking spidey sense or some shit
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Storm Spirit, what are you doing? That's not how you stand![/QUOTE]
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I'm sorry.
But he's going sideways, which defeats the purpose of the meme!
His people is the Dire.
I hope that we get the SDK / local servers soon... This has so much potential for custom gamemodes.
Do you think there will be other official maps released?
Maybe, there could be custom maps for like the pudge mode.
and OMG-mode
that shit is so funny
I think the only other official maps will be reskins.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36108241]The only reason they would add a map reskin would be if there was some event for it, like Halloween.[/QUOTE]
That's exactly what I was thinking of, chrismas version, halloween version, etc.
they changed the radiant ancient because spring started, right? its not a full map conversion like wc3 but its something
[QUOTE=Gate;36108422]they changed the radiant ancient because spring started, right? its not a full map conversion like wc3 but its something[/QUOTE]
They updated it since by that time it was offically the start of spring, hence the cherry-blossoms all over it.
I really hope we get a map creator. I want to try some maps with less and more lanes. I recall a video where Luminous discussed the changes to the meta game with alterations to lanes and jungle. I'd love to play different maps.
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What do you guys think?
[QUOTE=RagerTrader;36108899][url]http://www.playdota.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5473518#post5473518[/url]
What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]
How do you think global Dooming is not overpowered as hell? And it's still to be able to upgrade an item too.
[QUOTE=Banned?;36108943]How do you think global Dooming is not overpowered as hell? And it's still to be able to upgrade an item too.[/QUOTE]
Dooming disables passives, Last nearly 3 times as long, and deals damage.
They aren't even comparable.
[QUOTE=RagerTrader;36108984]Dooming disables passives, Last nearly 3 times as long, and deals damage.
They aren't even comparable.[/QUOTE]
you think anyone uses doom for the damage? the damage is pitiful at later levels, the duration on this is more than long enough to win any teamfight, global dooming is ridiculous and this encourages people to buy orchid on fucking silencer
Doesn't matter. You're doing it to an entire team now. Even for "just" five seconds, that's five seconds of not using Blink Dagger, Force Staff, BKB, any kind of counter to an initiation despite not having access to your abilities [I]for the entire team[/I]. Then once that wears off, as soon as the enemy team casts spells it's another three seconds because of Last Word. Assuming people are trying to fight and counter-attack, that's [I]eight seconds[/I] of ability and item silence.
How do you not think that is overpowered?
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