Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h - Games

would the early access mean the game is gonna be pay to play or would it mean that the beta is gonna end eventually and access to the game is gonna be closed until full release and those who buys the pack will be able to play it earlier than others?

We'll just wait and see about the early access I guess.

[QUOTE=CowThing;36135585]They should give Ursa a yodeling taunt.[/QUOTE] Or the classical lederhosen dance thing.

I fucking hate this match making system 4 manning and I get laned with a tiny random and he just walks into a tide weaver lane and just lets himself get shukuchi'd and just fed. I'm Mirana and I'm trying to make up and I dominate the lane despite tiny feeding them. They gave me 4 or so kills before I started ganking and ended up even in level with them. Then we have this fucking Brew Master on the other team. Whoever picks him in pubs are total assholes and he is so fucking annoying to kill. Oh hey, whole team fucking you up? Press ultimate and just walk away no problem you get full hp when you ulti. The tiny kept feeding so the other team starts talking mad shit and I'm getting pissed off because I raped them in lane even with a feeding tiny in my lane. Why are people so fucking shit at this game and why do they get matched with me all the time. I'M A FUCKING RETARD MAGNET I SWEAR. the worst part was he FUCKING TOSSED US IN ON 5 PEOPLE, THE HORROR.

[QUOTE=Japancakes;36135700]I fucking hate this match making system 4 manning and I get laned with a tiny random and he just walks into a tide weaver lane and just lets himself get shukuchi'd and just fed. I'm Mirana and I'm trying to make up and I dominate the lane despite tiny feeding them. They gave me 4 or so kills before I started ganking and ended up even in level with them. Then we have this fucking Brew Master on the other team. Whoever picks him in pubs are total assholes and he is so fucking annoying to kill. Oh hey, whole team fucking you up? Press ultimate and just walk away no problem you get full hp when you ulti. The tiny kept feeding so the other team starts talking mad shit and I'm getting pissed off because I raped them in lane even with a feeding tiny in my lane. Why are people so fucking shit at this game and why do they get matched with me all the time. I'M A FUCKING RETARD MAGNET I SWEAR. the worst part was he FUCKING TOSSED US IN ON 5 PEOPLE, THE HORROR.[/QUOTE] That's why the report button exists.

I long for the day when this shows up for me [img]http://i.imgur.com/xXvSS.png[/img]

100+ reports and I still don't have it.

[QUOTE=CowThing;36135763]That's why the report button exists.[/QUOTE] Sounds like the Tiny was just a bad player, not deliberately feeding?

So, anyone want to confirm how Shadow Demon is played correctly? I played it for the first time, and it was pretty significant for a first try. Being Radiant, I stacked the closest semi-hard creeps like 5-6 times, while farming easy-camp, bringing and filling bottle with courier, then killing the HUGE stack of creeps with invisi-item and Shadow Poison stacking. I did the stack thing twice, so 15-20 semihard creeps at once, twice :v: got about 4 levels. My teammates were pretty mad at start, my stats were 3-4-14 in the end, got force staff/dagon/manaboots/bottle.. And fortunately we won after we started team fighting when the first 3 towers went down and I had finished my little farm.

I am instantaneously buying that Tidehunter pirate set.

[img]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/816/icons/dota_bundle_blood_seeker_hlotl_large.a15fa9fc26260eb832fd9aa04cba9c271136fde7.png[/img] [img]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/816/icons/dota_bundle_faceless_void_chronite_large.f9fc1024b4fd82e6a6a6e56e1a9dba68c9f8ffdc.png[/img] Some of these suck serious balls but hot damn these 2

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;36135909]So, anyone want to confirm how Shadow Demon is played correctly? I played it for the first time, and it was pretty significant for a first try. Being Radiant, I stacked the closest semi-hard creeps like 5-6 times, while farming easy-camp, bringing and filling bottle with courier, then killing the HUGE stack of creeps with invisi-item and Shadow Poison stacking. I did the stack thing twice, so 15-20 semihard creeps at once, twice :v: got about 4 levels. My teammates were pretty mad at start, my stats were 3-4-14 in the end, got force staff/dagon/manaboots/bottle.. And fortunately we won after we started team fighting when the first 3 towers went down and I had finished my little farm.[/QUOTE] Your disables/slows for ganking and the stack ability for controlling lanes/harassing. I haven't played him but I think this is how. [editline]30th May 2012[/editline] I don't really like the void one.

[QUOTE=TehWoodPcker;36135981][img]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/816/icons/dota_bundle_blood_seeker_hlotl_large.a15fa9fc26260eb832fd9aa04cba9c271136fde7.png[/img] [img]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/816/icons/dota_bundle_faceless_void_chronite_large.f9fc1024b4fd82e6a6a6e56e1a9dba68c9f8ffdc.png[/img] Some of these suck serious balls but hot damn these 2[/QUOTE] Yeah the Void one is so fucking cool.

[QUOTE=TehWoodPcker;36135981][img]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/816/icons/dota_bundle_blood_seeker_hlotl_large.a15fa9fc26260eb832fd9aa04cba9c271136fde7.png[/img] [img]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/816/icons/dota_bundle_faceless_void_chronite_large.f9fc1024b4fd82e6a6a6e56e1a9dba68c9f8ffdc.png[/img] Some of these suck serious balls but hot damn these 2[/QUOTE] I just now noticed that Void has a hole in his head.

I intend to buy: The Freelancer's Finery The Pirate's Booty The Admirable Admiral Garb of the Alpine Stalker (it looks hysterical) And that's just the bundles. Most of this stuff looks great.

Broodmother's robot stuff looks too modern. It should look like something made by Tinker.

[table=align:center][tr][td][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25325795/hello.png[/img] [/td][/tr][/table] [table=align:center][tr][td][i]Hey guys what's goin' on in here[/i] [/td][/tr][/table]

[QUOTE=psyke;36136074][table=align:center][tr][td][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25325795/hello.png[/img] [/td][/tr][/table] [table=align:center][tr][td][i]Hey guys what's goin' on in here[/i] [/td][/tr][/table][/QUOTE]That really does look awful. It's funny how Sven has both one of the best and worst bundles.

[QUOTE=SgtWoodsy;36136089]That really does look awful. It's funny how Sven has both one of the best and worst bundles.[/QUOTE] ow my feelings :C

I'm disappointed. :(

[QUOTE=psyke;36136106]ow my feelings :C[/QUOTE]I'm sorry. I just don't like it much.

[QUOTE=SgtWoodsy;36136124]I'm sorry. I just don't like it much.[/QUOTE] And that's fine. i won't hold it against you. everyone is entitled to an opinion of their own :P

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW-qx_01AQ[/media] Someone suggested I use the DOTA 2 Free Camera so I tested it out with a run-of-the-mill gank from a game a few days ago. It's incredibly useful, but not the most user-friendly tool in the world.

[QUOTE=SgtWoodsy;36136004]I intend to buy: The Freelancer's Finery The Pirate's Booty The Admirable Admiral Garb of the Alpine Stalker (it looks hysterical) And that's just the bundles. Most of this stuff looks great.[/QUOTE] I intend to get the Nature's Prophet toga. So I can just go around using my ultimate shouting TOGA! TOGA!

[QUOTE=psyke;36136160]And that's fine. i won't hold it against you. everyone is entitled to an opinion of their own :P[/QUOTE]Thank you. I mean, would you rather get an honest opinion of it rather than me immediately backpedaling and saying it's the best thing ever?

I don't plan on buying any.

Where do you get these cosmetic item sets, or whatever items?

I mean, are there pics of them?

[QUOTE=Eonart;36136242]4chan said that costume was fan made dammit. Either way, nightmare sword is still rad anyway.[/QUOTE] 4Chan is also bunch of blubbering retards, so I wouldn't put much faith in anything they say.

minor update to schema: brood-bot items removed, punk rocker drow added [img]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/816/icons/dota_bundle_drow_ranger_spikes_frost_large.cc8551347fd65c30dddd54cb287a863be74d5bc7.png[/img]