Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h - Games

[url]http://store.steampowered.com/news/7894[/url] Changelog! [quote]GAMEPLAY - Added Phantom Lancer! - Fixed being able to use ping to identify illusions. - Fixed bug where we wouldn't always upgrade couriers in order of creation. - Fixed potential dispel threshold being calculated after damage reduction rather than before (fixes stuff like Bloodrage not dispeling potions). - Fixed being able to blink if you became rooted after you started casting. - Fixed unit conversion spells (Enchant, Persuasion, etc) not removing existing debuffs properly. - Fixed Searing Arrows not stacking with Eye of Skadi. - Fixed Satyr firing Shockwave onto smoked/invisible heroes. - When the courier returns items to the stash, items owned by the other team are now dropped on the ground. - Fixed Spirit Bear teleporting far away from you with Return (causing it to get stuck in trees sometimes). - Attacking units now follow their target and then resume attack orders after getting disarmed. - Updated attack animation for Spectre, with more impact on hit frame. UI - Tranquil Boots regen is now displayed on the HP bar. - Clicking "No Courier" opens the shop with the courier item selected. - As spectator, clicking courier button now queries the courier for the current query unit's team. - Fixed creepstats drawing for all units when spectating. - Fixed missing shared cooldown on the first use of an item. - Extended the health bar above the stats area. - Centered respawn label when showing death panel but not the buyback button. - Fixed a case where the cooldown swipe on buffs was not initialized and rotated backwards continuously. - Fixed top bar timer not initializing - Selling back a limited stock item within the sellback time restocks the shop. - Broadcasters can now draw lines in the world. BOTS - Bots now use their defense mode desire to determine when to use Glyph, rather than having an independent calculation for it. - Bots will no longer use items or abilities when they are individually disabled. - Bots now switch out of "early game" when either team becomes powerful, rather than just when the opposing team does. This prevents situations where one team is roaming and pushing and the other team is still trying to lane. [/quote]

[QUOTE=Rats808;35816324][url=http://blog.dota2.com/2012/05/from-one-an-army/]Blog post[/url] E: I'm on top of this shit like a motherfucking fly.[/QUOTE] [t]http://media.steampowered.com/apps/dota2/posts/Phantom_Lancer_full.jpg[/t] [I]"The Lancer Family at Radiant Falls."[/I] :v:

[QUOTE=Rats808;35816324][url=http://blog.dota2.com/2012/05/from-one-an-army/]Blog post[/url] E: I'm on top of this shit like a motherfucking fly.[/QUOTE] Fuck I wish updates came out on Friday. Never enough time to play it since I have school.

how hard is it to drop an item atm in dota 2

[QUOTE=Atlascore;35816630][B]RIP Brewmaster[/B] April 19th 2012 - May 3rd 2012[/QUOTE] Actually after looking at his model, he doesn't look too bad. Sure, he looked better before, but it's acceptable. Except the avatar, it's horrifying.

The spirits look a hell of a lot better.

Most of his clothes and his barrel are actually entirely unchanged (and I personally like his old blue garb better).

I'd prefer the old model with the new spirits to be honest, it didn't need change at all.

my game is refusing to update at all. what gives

[QUOTE=Twipsters;35816885]my game is refusing to update at all. what gives[/QUOTE] That the update isn't actually out yet.

Maybe Valve forgot to hit their big update button and went home.

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;35817230]Maybe Valve forgot to hit their big update button and went home.[/QUOTE] Looks like someone hit it now.

[QUOTE=Amaurus;35817239]Looks like someone hit it now.[/QUOTE] Big-time.

[QUOTE=SnowCanary;35816753]Actually after looking at his model, he doesn't look too bad. Sure, he looked better before, but it's acceptable. Except the avatar, it's horrifying.[/QUOTE] The avatar is the only thing that irks me.

It's out now.

The update is much bigger than the test one

I fucking hate it when I preform well and everyone else is so fucking indecisive.

[QUOTE=Banned?;35817529]I fucking hate it when I preform well and everyone else is so fucking indecisive.[/QUOTE] "should I go in? hmmmmmmmmmmm I should probably watch him die from a safe distance"

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;35817550]"should I go in? hmmmmmmmmmmm I should probably watch him die from a safe distance"[/QUOTE] Puck never played Puck before. [B][I]ALL IS FUCKING KNOWN NOW[/I][/B]

I had a lycan who never lycan'd before from what it seems and never teamfought, only farmed, never ganked, didn't get vlads till 30 and only then got rosh (it was actually a steal from us not a solo), tried to backdoor their tower a few times and died each time. This game is not fun sometimes :saddowns:

I played with a Russian Pugna that's all I really have to say about that. you can guess the rest.

One time I played with Inacio. [i]It was terrible.[/i]

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;35817577]i had this match one where everytime i initiated (playing as earthshaker) my team would just stand there waiting for me to put their healths down alone so they could ks i guess there were 5v5 battles they turned into 1v5[/QUOTE] I just ping the map if they never run in.

What do you guys think of the new Juggernaut portrait? To be honest, I think it doesn't look that good. [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/5upq9e.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Dogchow33;35817810]What do you guys think of the new Juggernaut portrait? To be honest, I think it doesn't look that good. [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/5upq9e.png[/img][/QUOTE] I don't know man, I like the body but the other portrait made him look more badass.

I'm afraid to queue.

I only ever get bad people if I que with my friend, since he has 9 wins. It sucks because with him there's basically a guaranteed leaver, but if I soloque 90% of the time everyone is competent.

[QUOTE=titopei;35817869]I don't know man, I like the body but the other portrait made him look more badass.[/QUOTE] I liked the old one, since the body seems really weird.

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;35817550]"should I go in? hmmmmmmmmmmm I should probably watch him die from a safe distance"[/QUOTE] That, and when there's one rambo pugna who thinks he can run into a crowd of 5 people, decrepify some random hero and lifedrain them and then screams at the team and pings everyone 30 times and says "where's my team? NOOBS!!!!!!!" when he dies, then ends the game with 0/17 and blames us.

[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9673253/Images/Screenshots/planc1.png[/IMG] First time I've ever played lancer, so thread title applies. This hero is ridiculous.