Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h
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[QUOTE=pvt.meh;35787990]singsing is playing tinker, woo![/QUOTE]
zap zap motherfucker
Why are people talking about items someone link me to something I should know about??
[QUOTE=Santz;35786951]Minute 38 is when you see them using ulties against him and when we realiced it lol
Edit;
Watched it again, and apparently you cant see the text or at least I cant(We mention alot about that around those minutes), and I remember it been more times but thats it :P Still funny how we used our silly anti-mage for our own good haha[/QUOTE]
Ahaha, love comebacks like this.
[QUOTE=raccoon12;35788683]are they a notable player?[/QUOTE]
No, but they have a team and sponsorship.
You guys know how I said I hate to play earthshaker the most? I was wrong. I hate playing WEAVER the most. He's just awful. I've never seen one carry a game well and it's hard as shit to farm with him early game.
I think I'm done randoming. I get nothing but heroes I hate to play from it.
[QUOTE=Murdoco;35789062]You guys know how I said I hate to play earthshaker the most? I was wrong. I hate playing WEAVER the most. He's just awful. I've never seen one carry a game well and it's hard as shit to farm with him early game.
I think I'm done randoming. I get nothing but heroes I hate to play from it.[/QUOTE]
I saw weaver carry a game the other day, it was pretty amazing. He was on the other team but he was dishing out 300 or 600 dmg when he used the extra beetle (Forgot what it was called). I tried to play him once but I think I don't play him efficiently enough to actually use him (Invisi, autoattacks, more invisi). He's unstoppable if you don't have any stuns or disables, he can just push a tower and you can't really do anything about it since he has max movespeed with his invisible.
I suck so bad at this game. I was pretty decent on LoL, but I am getting rocked every match usually. I am having a blast playing though.
how do I weaver
Weave the threads of your future to win.
It probably didn't matter how well I did that game. Sniper was yelling at people all game because he thought he was the best because he kill stole every kill and thought he was the shit. Our nature's prophet rushed Dagon 5 and all he had at 38 minutes was Dagon 4 and Power treads. We had tinker and NP and we had only 2 towers down in 40 minutes. I don't know what they were doing.
god dammit some people are literally retarded in this game
our team quickly picks lifestealer and riki. guy has cursor over faceless void and i'm thinking "please don't pick him please don't pick him"... and the fucker does.
spoilers he doesn't get enough farm (surprise surprise) and plays like a greedy little bitch the entire game, using chronosphere in the most useless scenarios and doing more harm than good with most of them
Does anyone else love Omniknight? He's such a fun support, when I play they can not kill my teammates!
Guys, something WONDEFUL happened.
[url]http://stats.dota2.be/match/14113852[/url]
I lock Kunkka and ask for a Veno or Crystal to help me on bottom lane.
THEY BOTH LOCK RIGHT AWAY. Me and Veno grba a quick FB on Riki, and end up killing 3 times before level 6.
We won in the end, but it was close.
I spent a good chunk of the game pushing Mega-creeps back with Tidebringer because shadow shaman back-doored us TWICE.
[editline]2nd May 2012[/editline]
Is this what it feels like to have fun in Dota2?
[editline]2nd May 2012[/editline]
Oh yeah, Zukriuchen!?!?
Well... your dumb too.
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[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;35789281]how do I weaver[/QUOTE]
shoot invisi walk by shoot again invisi walk by wash rinse repeat.
[editline]1st May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Brandon;35790003]Does anyone else love Omniknight? He's such a fun support, when I play they can not kill my teammates![/QUOTE]
I remember playing a lifestealer and omniknight used his ult on the other team. I haven't played omniknight for a while so I forgot what his ult did but I was slapping a slardar for the longest time until I realized that omniknight grants near invulnerability with his ult.
[editline]1st May 2012[/editline]
His ult is like a shallow grave early game since most people don't have enough dps to stop the regen. It declines later on but you'll probably still be invulnerable if you're not the one being focused
I thought his ult gave people so much armor that attacks just plain do nothing?
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;35790298]I thought his ult gave people so much armor that attacks just plain do nothing?[/QUOTE]
It does. It also gives them 25 regen.
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;35790298]I thought his ult gave people so much armor that attacks just plain do nothing?[/QUOTE]
yeah, it gives them 1000 armor and 25hp/sec but you can still nuke them down.
Of my last 15 games I have won...three. Two of them were not even fun to win, they were total stomps. I am 30 games under and really, really frustrated.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;35790454]i hate qop
so squishy, early, mid and late game[/QUOTE]
Punga and Lich are worse when it comes to being squishy.
It still gives 1000 armor? I thought it was just outdated on the dota guides site. I never saw it in the description so I just naturally assumed it was just regen.
[QUOTE=Amaurus;35790494]Punga and Lich are worse when it comes to being squishy.[/QUOTE]
This. Whenever i play lich and my lane buddy leaves for one fucking second i die. I give them ice armor and they use it to jungle, wtf? protect me i'm being killed
[QUOTE=titopei;35790612]It still gives 1000 armor? I thought it was just outdated on the dota guides site. I never saw it in the description so I just naturally assumed it was just regen.[/QUOTE]
The in-game description just says it gives near physical invulnerability. Which is true, because you still take like .0000001 damage.
[editline]1st May 2012[/editline]
So I just got my 3rd abandon, and once again it was because my computer decided to be a piece of shit, as well as my team being assholes.
Razor and Viper both went top, I said one of them should go bot so they wouldn't have to compete for farm. They said it was fine, so I headed bot with Omni, and right as the creeps met the game crashed. About 5 minutes later, right as it passes the abandon mark, I get back in and jokingly say "thanks for pausing :(". Entire team takes it seriously and starts saying I'm retarded for thinking they would pause because they thought I raged. I ask how it could have been rage and they say I was being a "total cuntbag" before, and that it doesn't matter because I'm a useless piece of shit and they're winning anyways. Almost left again at that point, but stayed and helped as best I could while about down 6 levels.
Only died about 5 times, surprisingly, the whole game, and after the first minute or so of being back most of them weren't total douches anymore. Razor was a complete ass, though, and nearly every fight, even though we won every single one of them, he called me a useless piece of shit and said I should leave. Reported him and just stayed silent most of the game.
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559814838861498049/86005CC593FFFB6C3115C6F026301621B499DFC5/[/t]
Fucking.
Insanity.
They even tried to stop my jungle early. Axe and Shadow Shaman came in several times and tried to kill me. We didn't have a courier all game. Regardless, I finally fucking did it; I had a good game with Lycan. A fucking amazing game. I bent this game over the table and fucked it until it bled.
[B]E:[/B] About chat, Invoker was asking me if I could give Sniper and Silencer lessons on how to carry. It was a humorous remark.
[QUOTE=Banned?;35791068][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/559814838861498049/86005CC593FFFB6C3115C6F026301621B499DFC5/[/t]
Fucking.
Insanity.
They even tried to stop my jungle early. Axe and Shadow Shaman came in several times and tried to kill me. We didn't have a courier all game. Regardless, I finally fucking did it; I had a good game with Lycan. A fucking amazing game. I bent this game over the table and fucked it until it bled.
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Cool, happy for you.
[editline]2nd May 2012[/editline]
By the way, I've tried out a couple of heroes yesterday and seem to be good with only Sven, Shadow Shaman and Lich. Lina's hot (no pun intended) but I can't play her right.
i just went enchantress with medallion, arcane, urn and meka whilst buying wards, courier and flying courier
super support!
can only a select few see the workshop or can everybody now?
[QUOTE=Haxxer;35791597]i just went enchantress with medallion, arcane, urn and meka whilst buying wards, courier and flying courier
super support![/QUOTE]
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