Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h - Games

So I decided to play WR today, since I saw that she is always either picked or banned. Possible new favorite hero. <3

[QUOTE=Rats808;35791746]Sproink![/QUOTE] I don't hear a single r-sound in that word

[QUOTE=Mech Bgum;35791781]I was playing razor against huskar today. He realised that he has to deal with the link after 6 deaths. He was a nice guy though.[/QUOTE] Razor is so fun to outlane people with. Get a solo lane and you'll have an easy time against just about any setup. Once you get 3 levels of your plasma ring thingy, you can harass like a motherfucker.

I just went 11/0 with Lycan. It's one thing to say Lycan is bullshit because he has kicked your ass so many times it makes you sick. It's another thing to realize Lycan is bullshit because you're [I]raping the ever living fuck out of every game you lock into.[/I]

[QUOTE=Banned?;35791795]I just went 11/0 with Lycan. It's one thing to say Lycan is bullshit because he has kicked your ass so many times it makes you sick. It's another thing to realize Lycan is bullshit because you're [I]raping the ever living fuck out of every game you lock into.[/I][/QUOTE] Yeah man, I was lich and me and my friend warded his forest for like 20 minutes straight he still managed to get his vlads, pt and bkb by 30 minutes, he's fucking crazy

[QUOTE=Haxxer;35791808]Yeah man, I was lich and me and my friend warded his forest for like 20 minutes straight he still managed to get his vlads, pt and bkb by 30 minutes, he's fucking crazy[/QUOTE] Because he can do all those items in [I]15 fucking minutes.[/I] It's crazy. I solo Roshan by 12 min. I have a BKB maybe 5 min after that. I feel like I've discovered something terrible by finally understanding how to jungle with him.

[QUOTE=l l;35791769]So I decided to play WR today, since I saw that she is always either picked or banned.[/QUOTE] because shes op as shit

Shackle Shot is the best, non-ultimate ability in the game.

[QUOTE=l l;35791769]So I decided to play WR today, since I saw that she is always either picked or banned. Possible new favorite hero. <3[/QUOTE] From that game. :3 1080p [hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JzlkbLZIE4[/hd] [editline]2nd May 2012[/editline] Yep, new favorite hero. Just had this game go on. (Like my 2nd one ever where I actually understood the game) [IMG]http://puu.sh/swyT[/IMG]

Welp. I'm new to Dota as of trading my spare CS:GO Invite for Dota 2 beta. My friend thinks I should post here for some reason so yeah. Hi.

[QUOTE=Skelmech;35792779]Welp. I'm new to Dota as of trading my spare CS:GO Invite for Dota 2 beta. My friend thinks I should post here for some reason so yeah. Hi.[/QUOTE] Hello. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/tsi6c.jpg[/IMG] Nah, kidding. Welcome to the game, hope you'll enjoy it.

[QUOTE=Skelmech;35792779]Welp. I'm new to Dota as of trading my spare CS:GO Invite for Dota 2 beta. My friend thinks I should post here for some reason so yeah. Hi.[/QUOTE] Welcome. [url=http://teevox.com/#!/c=streams&ch=18]Use this[/url] to watch at least a couple of pro games before playing a matchmaking game yourself, otherwise you'll do bad and your team will attempt to rip you a new asshole for it.

Hi, read the OP of course, join the group, and play with bots.

[QUOTE=Banned?;35791975]Shackle Shot is the best, non-ultimate ability in the game.[/QUOTE] I think Fissure is good one also, dunno can you really name "the" best non-ult spell in the game, since they have completely different uses after all, but Fissure has a tiny bit more utility than shackleshot.

[QUOTE=Belivo;35792890]I think Fissure is good one also, dunno can you really name "the" best non-ult spell in the game, since they have completely different uses after all, but Fissure has a tiny bit more utility than shackleshot.[/QUOTE] The ability to stun two enemy heroes at the same time for four seconds is better than any other stun in the game.

[QUOTE=Banned?;35793000]The ability to stun two enemy heroes at the same time for four seconds is better than any other stun in the game.[/QUOTE] I still wager that a well timed cold snap is one of the best stuns ever. Keep an enemy locked down for a full 6 seconds.

[QUOTE=Banned?;35793000]The ability to stun two enemy heroes at the same time for four seconds is better than any other stun in the game.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Belivo;35792890]I think Fissure is good one also, dunno can you really name "the" best non-ult spell in the game, since they have completely different uses after all, [B]but Fissure has a tiny bit more utility[/B] than shackleshot.[/QUOTE] Think about it like this: SS = "Oh, you're running away? lemme tie you onto that tree/hero for 4 seconds!" Fissure = "You're running away trough that narrow pathway? I just block it for [U]8 seconds[/U]" "Enemy Crix is channeling his ult? I just stun him with 1k range stun!" "Ally is running away from enemy gank? Fissure wall between them and he's good!" As only a stun, yes SS totally outdoes Fissure, if done right. But Fissure is a bit more reliable, more range, and the ability to create a wall for 8 secs, which means it has a bit more utility than SS you have to admit? Also, remember this part: [QUOTE=Belivo;35792890]I think Fissure is good one also,[B] dunno can you really name "the" best non-ult spell in the game, since they have completely different uses after all[/B], but Fissure has a tiny bit more utility than shackleshot.[/QUOTE]

So, any interesting news about possible Dota 2 item drops? Some untitled drops were noted a few post ago. I'm just curious...

[QUOTE=irukandji;35793564]So, any interesting news about possible Dota 2 item drops? Some untitled drops were noted a few post ago. I'm just curious...[/QUOTE] We should know later today when test client updates or valve could just play it off like it means nothing.

or Valve could bring out items this update ashgreklghkrhaldshkehrgh.

I for one can't wait for the bagging. And the belly-flopping Tidehunters.

[QUOTE=OluapPlayer;35793970]I for one can't wait for the bagging. And the belly-flopping Tidehunters.[/QUOTE] I presume bagging is like the taunt thingies in JoN (<-- intended) like dumpster falling out of the sky or a guy morphing into a crying baby?

[QUOTE=Saint Jimmy;35785471]Oh god. Had an early abandon on my team, they had a brbrbrbr huehuehue so I thought: "Nah I'm not disconnecting, I'm seeing this through." I managed to hold 1v5 as Witch Doctor and hold the match out for 24mins :v: [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2615818/howdidthishappen.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] You're beer jimmy?I've playied like 2 or 3 times with you, and i used matchmaking. we've playied a match yesterday i was venomancer and the other team's lycan was beatin our asses...

[QUOTE=Belivo;35794126]I presume bagging is like the taunt thingies in JoN (<-- intended) like dumpster falling out of the sky or a guy morphing into a crying baby?[/QUOTE] Well I meant all these "It's in the bag!" lines every hero has.

I miss my PC so much I miss Dota 2!!!

[QUOTE=Potato-Pugilist;35794329]I miss my PC so much I miss Dota 2!!![/QUOTE] thank you for informing us of this valuable piece of information

You can be sure that if real item drops hits Dota 2 today I'm not going to have even a slice of social life anymore until next winter.

[QUOTE=Banned?;35790469]Of my last 15 games I have won...three. Two of them were not even fun to win, they were total stomps. I am 30 games under and really, really frustrated.[/QUOTE] It will reset anyway, when the game is out.

[QUOTE=Antimuffin;35794705]It will reset anyway, when the game is out.[/QUOTE] Proof ?

[QUOTE=l l;35792115]From that game. :3 1080p [hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JzlkbLZIE4[/hd] [editline]2nd May 2012[/editline] Yep, new favorite hero. Just had this game go on. (Like my 2nd one ever where I actually understood the game) [IMG]http://puu.sh/swyT[/IMG][/QUOTE] nigga what are you building