Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h
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I'm dumb I thought the language was Brazilian
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[QUOTE=Rats808;35946634]I'm dumb I thought the language was Brazilian
:downs:[/QUOTE]
huehuehuehue
The only irl friend that has dota 2 is my brother but he rarely q's with me ever since I said that blink on slardar isn't a core item.
[QUOTE=titopei;35946723]The only irl friend that has dota 2 is my brother but he rarely q's with me ever since I said that blink on slardar isn't a core item.[/QUOTE]
It's not...but I'd never reject a Slar if I saw him pick one up. Even if we had two initiators already.
[B]E:[/B] It's one of those things where you don't need it all the time but you're not doing anything bad if you get it anyway.
[QUOTE=Banned?;35946740]It's not...but I'd never reject a Slar if I saw him pick one up. Even if we had two initiators already.
[B]E:[/B] It's one of those things where you don't need it all the time but you're not doing anything bad if you get it anyway.[/QUOTE]
I think it's a good item, I just don't really like it as a core. If I'm the only initiator then yeah I'll get it but usually if theres someone else to do it then I just waltz in and stun then use my sprint to chase people down. I also get it if I need it to help in ganks.
[QUOTE=Reimu;35945788]Speaking of which, who do you guys usually like to q up with? I don't really like to q with players past 150+ wins because I either a.) will be stuck with players much more skilled than I am or b.) get yelled at for simple mistakes. Also practically everyone in this thread is not good at DOTA, with the exception of Banned and a few others. Most of us are decent or "above average."[/QUOTE]
I just soloque during the week. I avoid it on weekends since I tend to get leavers. I'm fine with playing with randoms, I only get mad if someone makes the same mistake repeatedly. Even if it's something really dumb like farming alone in their jungle while they're all MIA and get ganked I won't be mad for long. Just as long as they learn not to do it again. I make some pretty dumb ass mistakes sometimes, but I always learn from them. So I think it's only fair if I let my teammates do the same. After all you're constantly learning in Dota.
I think this attitude is why I'm consistently matched with people with 100+ wins. I definitely don't consider myself good, I guess above-average at best.
I was going to try sniper but someone instalocked him and said "SOLO MID" I chose faceless void and then he said "FV BUY COURIER"
He seemed to know what he was doing, but then things went to shit. He kept using the courier (I know this is a crap thing to get mad about) but every time it delivered to someone else he would send it back to base and say "USE YOUR SIDE SHOP I NEED THIS"
I just purchased another courier, but then he gets mad as fuck. He sends it into their base and says "STOP WASTING MONEY ON COURIER USE SECRET OR SIDE SHOP I NEED THIS"
He was quite good, he had farmed desolator at 15 mins, and was consistently killing his lane opponent. But then the rest of our team went mid as we had pushed down to their t3 towers and mid's t1 tower was still up, and then he started raging. He started intentionally feeding, saying "GET OUT OF MY LANE"
We all reported him, still don't know what happened though.
[QUOTE=wug;35948235]I was going to try sniper but someone instalocked him and said "SOLO MID" I chose faceless void and then he said "FV BUY COURIER"
He seemed to know what he was doing, but then things went to shit. He kept using the courier (I know this is a crap thing to get mad about) but every time it delivered to someone else he would send it back to base and say "USE YOUR SIDE SHOP I NEED THIS"
I just purchased another courier, but then he gets mad as fuck. He sends it into their base and says "STOP WASTING MONEY ON COURIER USE SECRET OR SIDE SHOP I NEED THIS"
He was quite good, he had farmed desolator at 15 mins, and was consistently killing his lane opponent. But then the rest of our team went mid as we had pushed down to their t3 towers and mid's t1 tower was still up, and then he started raging. He started intentionally feeding, saying "GET OUT OF MY LANE"
We all reported him, still don't know what happened though.[/QUOTE]
Sorry for your loss.
[QUOTE=wug;35948235]I was going to try sniper but someone instalocked him and said "SOLO MID" I chose faceless void and then he said "FV BUY COURIER"
He seemed to know what he was doing, but then things went to shit. He kept using the courier (I know this is a crap thing to get mad about) but every time it delivered to someone else he would send it back to base and say "USE YOUR SIDE SHOP I NEED THIS"
I just purchased another courier, but then he gets mad as fuck. He sends it into their base and says "STOP WASTING MONEY ON COURIER USE SECRET OR SIDE SHOP I NEED THIS"
He was quite good, he had farmed desolator at 15 mins, and was consistently killing his lane opponent. But then the rest of our team went mid as we had pushed down to their t3 towers and mid's t1 tower was still up, and then he started raging. He started intentionally feeding, saying "GET OUT OF MY LANE"
We all reported him, still don't know what happened though.[/QUOTE]
sounds like a massive cunt
[QUOTE=Mech Bgum;35948643]an interesting fact about it is that it seems [URL="http://stats.dota2.be/player/7071439"]you[/URL] never played fv :V
also how you can use courier a lot if you're rushing desolator, kinda strange as well.[/QUOTE]
Do you just sit in the thread trying to disprove everyone's stories?
I finally had a good Dragon Knight game yesterday, that wasn't an a pubstomp or me/us getting owned. I love how awesome DK is at farming in mid-late game. Farming at the different places, ancient stacking, in the jungle and on the lane. To make it easier, DK has absolutely the easiest attack animation to last hit with imo. Anyway, I didn't get a lot of kills or so, but I did carry our game, I almost got an ultra kill but our Dark Seer took 2 of them with his Ion Shell.
I love how amazingly beautiful it is, to watch a phantom lancer (which is pretty farmed) try to kill me in dragon form. While I just autoattack and splash away his illusions like they were nothing.
I am actually pretty proud of my GPM, I think it's one of my best when I didn't go Hand of Midas.
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The reason why I don't really call it a pubstomp was that our spectre seriously feed them 10 kills before 25 minutes, so they were kinda owning our ass. But I just continued to farm and eventually I outcarried them, because the other team tried to teamfight all the time and not farm.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;35946307]Picking heroes, I ask my team to get supports and someone pops Death Prophet. I ask if he would build as support and he tells me to shut the fuck up (in portuguese), I should play well before asking them to do things
i hate playing with brazilians[/QUOTE]
uhm dp is a carry
Three games i have reently played with a skeleton king.
Each time A team-mate has asked, pleeded [B]begged[/B] him to take his stun. But do they ever?
No, never, no stun till level 12. This one Skellyking kept running at enemies and attacking till he died once, the then ran away after re-incarnation. By means of acts only the gods are capable of he ended up with seven kills early game, he then kept doing this stratergy over and over and began to die... alot.
My freind on VoiP was playing invoker and they were in the jungle, Skelly ran into the middle of the entire enemy team while we were on lowish health and down a support. Over the chat he repeatedly type "INVOKER HELP ME! BITCH!" over and over. (I snubbed him with a "There is nothing that can help stupidity") but still, we lost that game pretty hard.
Every time I think I'm out...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/QQriV.png[/img]
Every time I think things are pretty good and I'm ok with it...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/23Y16.png[/img]
They throw me right back in...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Qmkxc.png[/img]
Not shown is a loss I just got out of with Vengeful Spirit.
Freaking Ruskie natures profits man
This guy thought he could just rush midas and then farm the jungle for the rest of the game. He didn't even upgrade his teleport.
Let me restate that.
[B]HE DID NOT LEVEL HIS TELEPORT.[/B] THE ENEMY HAD RIKKI AND BLOODSEEKER. HE USED TELEPORT SCROLLS INSTEAD AND [B]DIED 21 TIMES.[/B]
I've not facepalmed this hard in a long time, my hand was actually permanently imprinted on my forehead the entire game. Bloodseeker and Rikki just lived off all of his money. All of it.
[editline]14th May 2012[/editline]
I even was kind enough to place sentry wards around him. He insulted me for it and died [I]seeing them coming from a mile away[/I]
On the sniper hogging the courier he may have been bottle-crowing: using the courier to run bottles to and from so that he can refill his bottle without leaving the lane.
[QUOTE=Mech Bgum;35948643]an interesting fact about it is that it seems [URL="http://stats.dota2.be/player/7071439"]you[/URL] never played fv :V
also how you can use courier a lot if you're rushing desolator, kinda strange as well.[/QUOTE]
It was probably a bot game.
What kind of human team would feed a sniper mid, and then lose a mid game teamfight against four players, one of them being FV (who doesn't get good until late game)?
[QUOTE=Allstone;35950208]On the sniper hogging the courier he may have been bottle-crowing: using the courier to run bottles to and from so that he can refill his bottle without leaving the lane.[/QUOTE]
Ultra-retardo-to-maximu-brain-non-functionada-up-your-icehole tactic. This is just being a stupid ass and giving your team no chance to buy items on the fly.
If I see that shit I buy another courier and if he sends it off to die, I'll buy another. And another. And if he doesn't learn a report will be in order, along with a steam account report AND an email to valves reporting service.
It feels good to see that little message pop up on the main menu when you start up the game a few days later.
[QUOTE=MendozaMan;35950241]Ultra-retardo-to-maximu-brain-non-functionada-up-your-icehole tactic. This is just being a stupid ass and giving your team no chance to buy items on the fly.
If I see that shit I buy another courier and if he sends it off to die, I'll buy another. And another. And if he doesn't learn a report will be in order, along with a steam account report AND an email to valves reporting service.
It feels good to see that little message pop up on the main menu when you start up the game a few days later.[/QUOTE]
I've made over 175 reports and I still have yet to see that message. :/
[QUOTE=Mech Bgum;35948643]an interesting fact about it is that it seems [URL="http://stats.dota2.be/player/7071439"]you[/URL] never played fv :V
also how you can use courier a lot if you're rushing desolator, kinda strange as well.[/QUOTE]
I play on my other account because i got stuffed into low priority for crashing during a game.
[QUOTE=wug;35950358]I play on my other account because i got stuffed into low priority for crashing during a game.[/QUOTE]
You're gonna have to start giving out match ID's because I'm going to stop believing you.
I understand how much it sounds like im lying out of my ass, but i play mostly bot games. So no replays and it dosen't show up in that profile thing.
I'm fairly sure practice games show up on your match history.
I must be getting ok with playing.
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Easy bots, first time playing either hero, didn't look up guides for either. Kind of proud since a few months back when I started playing I had trouble not getting stomped by the easy bots. Maybe I'll move on to coop v bots and continue randoming until I feel confident enough to play actual people. :v:
Holy fuck people I play with are retarded...Our spectre only has Manta and diffusal at 46 minutes. By 55 minutes he says "Okay I just finished butterfly." Our response: "2 have MKB's fucking retard." Our weaver bought stupid items all game and dived like crazy..our Windrunner was building carryrunner and had no force staff and died multiple times due to it.
Just holy shit. How can people be this stupid.
This is a really unhappy page. :( WE NEED TO PULL TOGETHER AND MAKE IT THROUGH THIS GUYS.
[QUOTE=biodude94566;35950737]I must be getting ok with playing.
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Easy bots, first time playing either hero, didn't look up guides for either. Kind of proud since a few months back when I started playing I had trouble not getting stomped by the easy bots. Maybe I'll move on to coop v bots and continue randoming until I feel confident enough to play actual people. :v:[/QUOTE]
dude i went 44-1 as sniper with mask of madness against hard bots
that's how bad they are
[QUOTE=Murdoco;35950832]Holy fuck people I play with are retarded...Our spectre only has Manta and diffusal at 46 minutes. By 55 minutes he says "Okay I just finished butterfly." Our response: "2 have MKB's fucking retard." Our weaver bought stupid items all game and dived like crazy..our Windrunner was building carryrunner and had no force staff and died multiple times due to it.
Just holy shit. How can people be this stupid.[/QUOTE]
Enemy team is always better and you get retards on your team.
Why?
Because they have to compensate your skills so it would be fair for the enemy team.
On average they are all half-dumbasses, while your team is complete buckets of stupidity and you being the best dude around you should be able to carry your team alone.
No wait, it's not like that. (Not generalised towards any of you, but I say this out anyways)
It's like this: Sometimes you get good mates, sometimes not. It's as much as you are having a bad game. It just happened to you that you got multiple mates who are having one at the same time.
If you are crying about "Boohoo, I got 0.9 win/loss ratio. Its the team and not me" it just tells you how the matchmaking is working as it should. If you were a guy with 3.5 win/loss ratio, you are either Chinese or there is something terribly wrong with the matchmaking.
People tend to remember their bad games and complain about them, while they usually forget their good games/team-mates.
Nobody can resist that, it's being human. But you can avoid that happening to you, if you just try to remember them when you have a bad game in some way.
"Well this went bad, ah well at least my last Omni game went good."
But if you are pissed off and want to see the world burn. Press random and then rush Dagon 5. Then you realise what it's being a dickface, and will propably play a normal game next time.
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