Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h - Games

[QUOTE=Smashman;36009258]So. I, after having played for over 1200 hours over a period of 8 months try to search for a game. I get matched with some guys. I check their wins. 2 wins, 2 wins, 6 wins, 9 wins. What?[/QUOTE] Well they say you get matched with your skill level. :wink:

[QUOTE=Doughnuts;36009378]Well they say you get matched with your skill level. :wink:[/QUOTE] Hahaaaaaaaa

[QUOTE=pvt.meh;36009166]Broodmother is a strong hero, but she is quite reliant on her team being able to cope 4v5 essentially. She's kinda a boring hero to play in my opinion, she's fun when laning against someone, but when she's in her comfort zone, she is pretty much Soul Ring, Spiderlings, Right Click, rinse and repeat.[/QUOTE] Broodmother is probably one of my favorite heroes but I can only push with her, not carry.

I think that's the idea, you just have to be able to win 1v1s if they challenge your push and be able to escape anything else.

Being a lane persistent Brood is one of the most annoying things if you're good at it.

legions of spiderlings.

also don't chase far with spiderlings because they're not that fast and then they all clump up and block a passage and then your teammates get mad at you

Just watched a match where Io was picked, they made a backdoor strategy with Tiny and he had Aghanim's, MoM and Assault Cuirass. The enemy team could not leave their base and it still went down extremely fast. In a straight up team fight they couldn't won because they had weak team fight potential but thanks to Io's global port they just backdoored the barracks slowly and won. For anyone wondering, Io can port globally to a location for 12 seconds, and using his 1st skill he can port an ally with himself for the duration. So they just ported in, destroyed everything and ported out. Can't wait for some exciting Dota 2 matches involving this combo.

Wow, pros are good. SingSing, SexyBamboe and 1437 and 2 other guys made a lobby and put the password in Sing's stream. I managed to get in. We... lost... [editline]19th May 2012[/editline] Sing also said my most played heroes were faggy. He looked at my profile! \:v:/

[QUOTE=Nelth;36010114]Just watched a match where Io was picked, they made a backdoor strategy with Tiny and he had Aghanim's, MoM and Assault Cuirass. The enemy team could not leave their base and it still went down extremely fast. In a straight up team fight they couldn't won because they had weak team fight potential but thanks to Io's global port they just backdoored the barracks slowly and won. For anyone wondering, Io can port globally to a location for 12 seconds, and using his 1st skill he can port an ally with himself for the duration. So they just ported in, destroyed everything and ported out. Can't wait for some exciting Dota 2 matches involving this combo.[/QUOTE] Io? Dota 1 right? [editline]18th May 2012[/editline] Nvm finished reading the 2nd paragraph.

Io, the Guardian Wisp is one of the most imba Babysitters in the game. You can make any carry hit stupidly fast, walk faster, regen both mana and hp faster, and teleport him anywhere in the fucking map. He can be mildly countered by Disruptor tho, who can just send him back to where he was or just send the carry back and rape him.

[QUOTE=Santz;36010356]Io, the Guardian Wisp is one of the most imba Babysitters in the game. You can make any carry hit stupidly fast, walk faster, regen both mana and hp faster, and teleport him anywhere in the fucking map. He can be mildly countered by Disruptor tho, who can just send him back to where he was or just send the carry back and rape him.[/QUOTE] Yeah I want to see him ported over.

i was on a winning streak, now i'm losing every game nothing new here

[QUOTE=Banned?;36009734]Being a lane persistent Brood is one of the most annoying things if you're good at it.[/QUOTE] Read this as "Lane President Brood" :v: Works either way I think.

Brood feels so slow without a web.

22:06 Brutal Anal Rape: Isn't the portrait for Treant Protector so nice? 22:06 Brutal Anal Rape: He looks so peaceful. 22:07 Jzzb: it's cause Enchantress has her fat ass all over his thick roots 22:08 Jzzb: for your health

Wow. Whenever i play a real game it's full of idiots. Night stalker used all his starting money to buy 4 couriers and kept purchasing couriers throughout the game, left, and came back at last minute. The rest of my team was part of his "EpicfailLOL" clan or some shit, and they kept leaving and rejoining at the last minute.

Fantastic, my friend and his group of people he knows managed to pick the worst line-up I have seen in ages. Puck, Riki, and BH against a team with Tiny, WR, and Doom Bringer. We were winning at first but surprise surprise it quickly fell absolutely fucking apart because we couldn't do shit in teamfights.

i need more people to play with

Should I just stay hard pushing brood? I can't really seem to carry well with her. [editline]18th May 2012[/editline] Even with 180 dmg and lifesteal.

[QUOTE=Smashman;36010221] Sing also said my most played heroes were faggy. He looked at my profile! \:v:/[/QUOTE] My top heroes are forever Sven, Omni, and Queenie- can't get them off my profile.

I just played a pretty sad game with Furion. Second time with him, so I did pretty bad. I went mid against an OD and failed hard to stop him from farming, though I didn't die (to anyone) until over 10 minutes, I think The game went on for way too long. We were losing horribly at some point, and then, when I started to split push, we actually turned it around, though I'm not gonna lie, it obviously wasn't all me. But anyway, we were pushing hard, but managed to fuck up in fights every time (mainly me). However, we didn't ALWAYS fail, because, even if we died, we managed to get their buildings. We got to a point when they had no towers and no rax, and, somehow, we managed to die to them, I think we didn't get a single kill. Even if I hated their team, it was sad to see them die to the creeps, though.

[QUOTE=Eonart;36011986]Who is the best WTF mode hero?[/QUOTE] Leshrac can throne stupidly fast

[QUOTE=FKop_Dragon;36012004]Leshrac can throne stupidly fast[/QUOTE] Under two minutes, with waiting for creepwave support.

[QUOTE=Eonart;36011986]Who is the best WTF mode hero?[/QUOTE] Boner King can never really die :v:

[QUOTE=FKop_Dragon;36012004]Leshrac can throne stupidly fast[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU1SJHp071c[/media]

How should I build slardar?

If it's max level, zeus can just ult before lesh even leaves the spawn. [editline]19th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Flubadoo;36012359]How should I build slardar?[/QUOTE] I start with quelling blade + stat items/healing and then build a vanguard. Then I get Power treads, BKB, and finish off with assault cuirass. I may or may not get blink if I need it to gank easier or I'm the only initiator. I feel like I'm forgetting something but oh well. Generally it's starting items -> Vanguard -> BKB and (optional blink) -> AC [editline]19th May 2012[/editline] For some odd reason, I'll have pandora playing music for me and when it stops in the middle of the game, I won't really notice but the game will suddenly go bad. I guess all my skill comes from music.

[QUOTE=titopei;36012360]If it's max level, zeus can just ult before lesh even leaves the spawn. [editline]19th May 2012[/editline] I start with quelling blade + stat items/healing and then build a vanguard. Then I get Power treads, BKB, and finish off with assault cuirass. I may or may not get blink if I need it to gank easier or I'm the only initiator. I feel like I'm forgetting something but oh well. Generally it's starting items -> Vanguard -> BKB and (optional blink) -> AC[/QUOTE] BKB is a bit situational, and you need the dps first before you'd want a BKB anyway, so I'd swap the order of BKB and AC, or atleast get hyperstone then get BKB.

What about armlet?