Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h - Games

[QUOTE=HandsomeFrog;36043089]So there's a tourney tonight, I wanna enter. Anybody interested in joining my team?[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/rkQuf.png[/t] i liked the part where your internet shit itself and i wound up doing this

[QUOTE=xpod1;36046805][t]http://i.imgur.com/rkQuf.png[/t] i liked the part where your internet shit itself and i wound up doing this[/QUOTE] What website is that?

z33k.com [editline]21st May 2012[/editline] literally anyone can sign up for it

[QUOTE=xpod1;36046805][t]http://i.imgur.com/rkQuf.png[/t] i liked the part where your internet shit itself and i wound up doing this[/QUOTE] highskilldota sucks navi is better

Alright, reading through the strings Cyborgmatt keeps finding(and finding and finding and finding), this is what I think the item system will be in DOTA 2. At the end of every match, you'll have a small chance to find an item... and something called "Glory Points", that will probably be another way to buy items Reasoning for the Glory points: There are strings that mention both a drop rate and glory points. [code]"DOTA_Chat_DropRateBonus" "%s1 increases the Glory points earned by all players in this match by %s2%!" // Drop Rate Modifiers "DOTA_DropRateModifiersNone" "You currently receive Glory at the base rate." "DOTA_DropRateModifiers" "Glory Modifiers:" "DOTA_DropRateModifier_Bonus" "Bonus: %s1" "DOTA_DropRateModifier_Date" "Expires: %s1"[/code] Regarding items, it seems like there will be Strange items, much like TF2, where a certain amount of kills/ultimate uses/towers downed ETC will fill a counter. There also appears to be special ranks for certain hero Strange items, such as Nature's Prophet and Juggernaut. [code] "FurionRank0" "Strange" "FurionRank1" "Seedling" "FurionRank2" "Sproutling" "JuggernautRank0" "Strange" "JuggernautRank1" "Forgotten" "JuggernautRank2" "Derelict" "TowersRank0" "Strange" "TowersRank1" "Impaired" "TowersRank2" "Impairing" "TowersRank3" "Vandalizing"[/code] Also the previously stated special announcers, seperated into a normal announcer and one to replace the Quake/Unreal "MULTI-KILL" announcers. I myself can't wait to hear Juggernaut say RAMPAGE. There will also, by the looks of it, a way to have a different Treant look for Nature's Prophet, and a way to change the animal you hex someone into. Also custom couriers, as Cyborgmatt keeps finding. Also, as opposed to Crafting in TF2, there will probably be a "Recycle" option, where deleting an item gives you a small chance to immeditately find a new one. However...there also appears to be crates. And, not just crates, oh no... Crates with multiple locks. :suicide:

[QUOTE=Eonart;36047940]I just had two victories because someone on the enemy team had disconnected. The first one was from mild PL harass caused by me and the other one was a Kunkka getting dunked repeatedly by Huskar. Why do people like this play Dota when they can't even deal with small things?[/QUOTE] Because game is fun and not equally easy/understandable to everyone ?

Woo, 80+ people watching and won all but one of my games today. Good day. :v:

[QUOTE=Banned?;36048463]Woo, 80+ people watching and won all but one of my games today. Good day. :v:[/QUOTE] What timezone are you? I've only ever managed to catch one of your streams.

US MST

[QUOTE=Banned?;36048785]US MST[/QUOTE] You're only two hours behind me, odd. Do you have a normal time for streaming, or is it whenever you feel like it?

[QUOTE=FKop_Dragon;36048854]You're only two hours behind me, odd. Do you have a normal time for streaming, or is it whenever you feel like it?[/QUOTE] On my off days, around 2pm. When I work, around 5pm. I'll stream for 6 or so hours on my off days and 3 to 4 on my work days.

It pisses me off when teammates accuse me of trying to KS with Necrolyte when I have low mana. I NEED to steal those kills or we will lose the team fight. Also, fuck you I'm a carry. My description even says so now.

^ That happened to me when i was playing warlock. Shadow fiend appeared out of nowhere and spammed shadowraze and then went back to mid and then i put shadow word on the enemy he did it on , by the time they had died he was like "OMG U KSER UR A SUPPORT ARENT U? REPORTED" and shit.

Speaking of necrolyte, how does his heartstopper aura work? Is it just dmg around him for whenever he is close or is it temporarily removing that much hp from enemy heroes around him?

[QUOTE=titopei;36049387]Speaking of necrolyte, how does his heartstopper aura work? Is it just dmg around him for whenever he is close or is it temporarily removing that much hp from enemy heroes around him?[/QUOTE] It deals damage to units in a 1000 unit radius. Damage is HP Removal and isn't blocked by anything, and won't interrupt things that would usually be interrupted by getting hurt.

[QUOTE=RagerTrader;36049204]It pisses me off when teammates accuse me of trying to KS with Necrolyte when I have low mana. I NEED to steal those kills or we will lose the team fight. Also, fuck you I'm a carry. My description even says so now.[/QUOTE] Necrolyte is probably one of the best killstealers in the entire game. He puts Axe to shame, thats for sure.

[QUOTE=The Luftwaffle;36049425]Necrolyte is probably one of the best killstealers in the entire game. He puts Axe to shame, thats for sure.[/QUOTE] But he has a better reason to be doing so other than a speedboost.

Just won a game by using morphling to mess with the enemy. I was not doing well at all really that game. Had a sven steal my farm all game and had a pudge who fed this huskar until he had 23 kills and pudge could not land the simplest hooks. I just manipulated the enemy by using replicas to confuse them repeatedly. Won the last team fight by getting batrider to use his ult on my replicad riki and having huskar immediately focus it. Amazed we won. Our riki did quite well and was quite nice the whole game while the other 2 (pudge and sven) were giant dicks who stole farm and couldn't gank and just stole kills all game and told us to fuck ourselves repeatedly. I'm still amazed we won with such retards on our team. But I think the enemy just got cocky.

[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/559816336048899416/753AB81D3D5A49BE192F4E9A5E15A8B6278DDB32/[/t] This was a fucking game of Dota 2. Ursa got farm early and he was fucking us in the asshole for a half hour straight. I don't know what we changed but we changed it and shit started going our way. Every fight was done sitting on the edge of our seats. Tide having a double ultie didn't mean we won the fight because Ursa was such a fucking tank. It was insane. I've never used Time Lapse so close to death so many times. The last 28 min of this game were played on glass.

[QUOTE=Banned?;36049656][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/559816336048899416/753AB81D3D5A49BE192F4E9A5E15A8B6278DDB32/[/t] This was a fucking game of Dota 2. Ursa got farm early and he was fucking us in the asshole for a half hour straight. I don't know what we changed but we changed it and shit started going our way. Every fight was done sitting on the edge of our seats. Tide having a double ultie didn't mean we won the fight because Ursa was such a fucking tank. It was insane. I've never used Time Lapse so close to death so many times. The last 28 min of this game were played on glass.[/QUOTE] I like how their Sand King was the most farmed on their team by a decent margin.

[QUOTE=The Luftwaffle;36049796]I like how their Sand King was the most farmed on their team by a decent margin.[/QUOTE] That SK was a scary mother fucker. Every single one of this ulties was "Must press Time Lapse. MUST PRESS TIME LAPSE." and he was such a dick to kill because of Sandstorm.

Lycan is underpowered IMHO. [editline]22nd May 2012[/editline] needs buffs.

[QUOTE=aydin690;36050345]Lycan is underpowered IMHO. [editline]22nd May 2012[/editline] needs buffs.[/QUOTE] I don't know if this is sarcastic.

[QUOTE=aydin690;36050345]Lycan is underpowered IMHO. [editline]22nd May 2012[/editline] needs buffs.[/QUOTE] I have not met a Lycan that has not carried late game, no matter how much he is denied.

Incredible game, they were owning us late game. They had 4 golems (I didn't even know it was possible) smashing our ancient, everyone in my team was dead. I thought it was over. But then, out of nowhere, we won. Turns out they didn't push back their top lane and our creeps destroyed their ancient right before they could destroy our's. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4801646/Images/dota2_win.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4801646/Images/dota2_win_chat.png[/IMG] I laughed so hard at the end. WD called gg and then he was like "omg".

Oh god. I was windrunner and everytime BS used his ult on me I tried hauling ass. ALL of my deaths that game were from that, checked what Bloodseeker's skills were afterwards and felt smart. We won anyways.

[QUOTE=pedrus24;36050745]Incredible game, they were owning us late game. They had 4 golems (I didn't even know it was possible) smashing our ancient[/QUOTE]Aghanim's doubles the number of golems from Warlock's ult. Refresher orb resets that cooldown and the old golems don't reset when he summons another pair.

[QUOTE=pedrus24;36050745]Incredible game, they were owning us late game. They had 4 golems (I didn't even know it was possible) smashing our ancient, everyone in my team was dead. I thought it was over. But then, out of nowhere, we won. Turns out they didn't push back their top lane and our creeps destroyed their ancient right before they could destroy our's. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4801646/Images/dota2_win.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4801646/Images/dota2_win_chat.png[/IMG] I laughed so hard at the end. WD called gg and then he was like "omg".[/QUOTE] SnY :v:

whats so bad about SnY?

Pick random item and act surprised, you're a professional dota player now.