Dota 2 - "slapping your ballsack against the keyboard waiting for the pretty bars above the enemys h - Games

While I do agree that LoL is definitely one of the worse games of its genre, some of its ideas are pretty neat. I would love to see a hero utilizing something similar to Orianna's mechanics. (Also, GLADoS anyone?) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUpTRoSQEX4[/media]

[QUOTE=Twipsters;36058271]why the fuck am i getting abandons, i got 2 out of no where and i sure as hell didn't leave any games[/QUOTE] If you're AFK it counts as an abandon if I remember correctly.

Who plays Venomancer here?

[QUOTE=Tibbolax;36063333]Who plays Venomancer here?[/QUOTE] I do, he is the best.

[QUOTE=Tibbolax;36063333]Who plays Venomancer here?[/QUOTE] WELL WARDED

I love playing Venomancer. [editline]23rd May 2012[/editline] The vision from the wards is just hnnng.

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;36063745]Can't wait for all the Dota 2 videos with Axe get spammed with "omg axe is darius ripoff".[/QUOTE] I've been wondering, why do half the fucking heroes in LoL look super serious and the other half like children's cartoon characters. [editline]23rd May 2012[/editline] "Fuck consistent artstyles"

What items do you guys usually buy for Veno? I tend to buy ring of basillius,crystalys,phaseboots or arcaneboots or power treads or tranquil boots,Aghanim's Scepter,sometimes vanguard or shadowblade.

[QUOTE=Tibbolax;36063835]What items do you guys usually buy for Veno? I tend to buy ring of basillius,crystalys,phaseboots or arcaneboots or power treads or tranquil boots,Aghanim's Scepter,sometimes vanguard or shadowblade.[/QUOTE] Shadow blade or blink dagger are great for ulti positioning. [editline]23rd May 2012[/editline] And shadow blade gives you that oh-so-valuable escape mechanism.

Force Staff...?

[QUOTE=pvt.meh;36064064]Force Staff...?[/QUOTE] That too.

Can someone explain me how the hero-performance-stats-thing works? (I'm talking about the red bars y'know)

Tbh nobody posted LoL stuff to create shitstorm yet, both LoL videos posted as of now are used for: a joke, and a fair debate. So, no 9/11 yet.

[QUOTE=That Ninja;36062487]Cool, check out this new Axe cosmetic item reskin Valve has been working on, i think it's pretty cool: [video=youtube;0M15wr-5O18]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M15wr-5O18&feature=player_embedded[/video] Yeah, Axe.[/QUOTE] "try to stay between the minions and the enemy champion, denying him last hits and gold"

[QUOTE=Gate;36064455]"try to stay between the minions and the enemy champion, denying him last hits and gold"[/QUOTE] How to get ganked 101

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;36063773]I've been wondering, why do half the fucking heroes in LoL look super serious and the other half like children's cartoon characters. [/QUOTE] Hi, Da_Maniac_, Here at League of Legends we aim to keep our characters in the same artstyle while making them look unique. This can be viewed between these two champions shown below. [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120519073338/leagueoflegends/images/5/54/DariusSquare.png[/img][img]http://images.wikia.com/leagueoflegends/images/f/fc/MasterYiSquare.png[/img] Pertaining to an artstyle is a very important factor of the game, and here, that is what all of us believe. We hope you have fun playing League of Legends. Thanks, Phreak.

dota 2 and LoL are very different games I like both games, for different reasons, and I can see why you wouldn't and honestly: [QUOTE=Banned?;36062557]Second of all, fuck this game so hard. I would love for it to die, especially after this, even though I know it may never happen.[/QUOTE] how childish are you? who cares if there's a game out there that you don't like?

[QUOTE=Dogchow33;36064827]Hi, Da_Maniac_, Here at League of Legends we aim to keep our characters in the same artstyle while making them look unique. This can be viewed between these two champions shown below. [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120519073338/leagueoflegends/images/5/54/DariusSquare.png[/img][img]http://images.wikia.com/leagueoflegends/images/f/fc/MasterYiSquare.png[/img] Pertaining to an artstyle is a very important factor of the game, and here, that is what all of us believe. We hope you have fun playing League of Legends. Thanks, Phreak.[/QUOTE] Here we have badass pumped general with a motherfucking big axe. Other guy is chinese dude with neon katana, Sam Fisher-goggles and a trench-coat made form leather. Also swordboots.

[QUOTE=Belivo;36065416] Other guy is chinese dude with neon katana, Sam Fisher-goggles and a trench-coat made form leather. Also swordboots.[/QUOTE] precisely why he's the best He has a fucking TRENCH COAT and SWORDBOOTS does anything even come close to that? I mean, faceless void comes from another dimension, but yi is just something else entirely.

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;36065227]dota 2 and LoL are very different games I like both games, for different reasons, and I can see why you wouldn't[/QUOTE] One is casual and one isn't, can you guess which?

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;36065729]One is casual and one isn't, can you guess which?[/QUOTE] They're both Casual and Competitive, they're just different games. LoL is just easier to pick up, since the shit on that game is simple. While in Dota Rupture damages you if you move during it, which isn't clear 1st time you see it. Or the fact that Alchemist is able to stun/deny himself. Dota has lots of gimmicky stuff, while LoL has simple effects.

stop with the lol vs dota please one question, if you have to carry with alchemist what do you have to buy? when there is a alchemist in my team he ends up being super tanky with heart but doing a pitiful damage

[QUOTE=Gate;36065846]stop with the lol vs dota please one question, if you have to carry with alchemist what do you have to buy? when there is a alchemist in my team he ends up being super tanky with heart but doing a pitiful damage[/QUOTE] After 940 hours of dota 2 I can say I have never seen an alchemist successfully carry a game. He can get tanky and be a sponge for damage I guess but in my eyes he will always be useless. He can attack really fast if you build some attack speed items on him like mjollnir and assault cuirass but I really don't know how to increase his overall damage. People say "Well late game he can carry if he gets good farm." Well I've seen alchemists get late game and still lose horribly because a carry with even a decent amount of farm will probably still do more damage then him. I know some people might disagree with me but I just think he needs a rework on some of his abilities or something. I'm not sure.

[QUOTE=Gate;36065846]stop with the lol vs dota please one question, if you have to carry with alchemist what do you have to buy? when there is a alchemist in my team he ends up being super tanky with heart but doing a pitiful damage[/QUOTE] heart is a decent item on him, I guess I'd say assault cuirass and basher must be pretty good on him [editline]23rd May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Murdoco;36065916]After 940 hours of dota 2 I can say I have never seen an alchemist successfully carry a game. He can get tanky and be a sponge for damage I guess but in my eyes he will always be useless. He can attack really fast if you build some attack speed items on him like mjollnir and assault cuirass but I really don't know how to increase his overall damage. People say "Well late game he can carry if he gets good farm." Well I've seen alchemists get late game and still lose horribly because a carry with even a decent amount of farm will probably still do more damage then him. I know some people might disagree with me but I just think he needs a rework on some of his abilities or something. I'm not sure.[/QUOTE] perhaps he just doesn't fit the meta well, then (or maybe he sucks)

Everytime I play a game and someone picks Alchemist, the team already goes "Oh boy, Alchemist."

[QUOTE=OluapPlayer;36065939]Everytime I play a game and someone picks Alchemist, the team already goes "Oh boy, Alchemist."[/QUOTE] ALCHEMIST IS NOT A BAD HERO. [editline]23rd May 2012[/editline] Neither is Batrider for that matter.

Who said Batrider was a bad hero? He used to be picked all the time in Chinese teams.

[QUOTE=RagerTrader;36065956]ALCHEMIST IS NOT A BAD HERO. [editline]23rd May 2012[/editline] Neither is Batrider for that matter.[/QUOTE] I actually think batrider is a great hero (annoying voice though..) that can really help in team fights and just being really annoying in lanes. Alchemist on the other hand is overall shit. And you aren't even arguing you are just saying "ALCHEMIST NOT BAD" with no argument. Every time I see one they do amazingly awful and are extremely easy to counter and really easy to gank. Sure his ult gives him movespeed and health regen and all that other crap but that doesn't really make it too difficult to kill him. I really don't see alchemist remaining the way he is and being viable in any game. But without some form of a rework he just isn't viable in any game.

[QUOTE=pvt.meh;36065975]Who said Batrider was a bad hero? He used to be picked all the time in Chinese teams.[/QUOTE] 2nd lowest winning percentage, behind Alchy.

[QUOTE=RagerTrader;36065956]ALCHEMIST IS NOT A BAD HERO.[/QUOTE] Never said he was. I've never played as him either so I can't say anything anyway.