Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

modded the FUCK out of my game :smug:

[QUOTE=Dr.C;26496078]I want to romance a reaper[/QUOTE] I want to romance Legion. Or Mordin.

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;26503520]I want to romance Legion. Or Mordin.[/QUOTE] Grunt or Wrex.

[QUOTE=doommarine23;26502928]modded the FUCK out of my game :smug:[/QUOTE] I want to do the same. Any suggestions ?

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;26503520]Or Mordin.[/QUOTE] "Shepard, remember our conversation earlier, said if I wanted to try humans, would try you." "I haven't stopped thinking about it Mordin". "Salarians live short lives, try to live life to fullest. Don't have much time left. Would regret it if didn't try. Hmm, rather difficult, not used to this. Trying to say-". [I]*Paragon interrupt*[/I] "You don't have to say anything, professor. Let's do this". Cue squishy salarian loving.

[QUOTE=tommo400;26503672]"Shepard, remember our conversation earlier, said if I wanted to try humans, would try you." "I haven't stopped thinking about it Mordin". "Salarians live short lives, try to live life to fullest. Don't have much time left. Would regret it if didn't try. Hmm, rather difficult, not used to this. Trying to say-". [I]*Paragon interrupt*[/I] "You don't have to say anything, professor. Let's do this". Cue squishy salarian loving.[/QUOTE] :byodood:

Hot. I'd want to romance Mordin but I feel like he'd stop halfway through and start teaching me on the correct positioning for maximum comfort and then it would start feeling like I'm at the doctor's office.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26503703]:byodood:[/QUOTE] You should read my one about Grunt :smug: ...That is a joke.

[QUOTE=Pascall;26503721]Hot. I'd want to romance Mordin but I feel like he'd stop halfway through and start teaching me on the correct positioning for maximum comfort and then it would start feeling like I'm at the doctor's office.[/QUOTE] Ruthless efficiency is the key to hot sex.

This thread is hilarious.

[QUOTE=Pascall;26503721]Hot. I'd want to romance Mordin but I feel like he'd stop halfway through and start teaching me on the correct positioning for maximum comfort and then it would start feeling like I'm at the doctor's office.[/QUOTE] Now I imagine Mordin being the sex ed teacher from Monty Phyton's Meaning of Life. Seriously, they would both do exactly the same thing.

[QUOTE=phaedon;26503642]I want to do the same. Any suggestions ?[/QUOTE] Well, if any of my mods give you ideas. Sure. I enabled Enemy Shield Recharging, using abilities on Shields (Shields no longer block stuff). I made the M-8 Avenger stronger (10 points of damage originally, now 20). Made the M-15 Whatever it is (Burst Rifle) into a slow automatic gun. Enabled weapon swapping (pick up enemy weapons). Gave myself Shepard's ME1 armor, gave myself a beret too. Edited Jacob to use Assault Rifles and Shotguns also.

[QUOTE=Pascall;26503721]Hot. I'd want to romance Mordin but I feel like he'd stop halfway through and start teaching me on the correct positioning for maximum comfort and then it would start feeling like I'm at the doctor's office.[/QUOTE] Yeah, that always happens at my doctors office :(

I have a very thorough doctor. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] No, not really. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] No, not really.

[QUOTE=Pascall;26503721]Hot. I'd want to romance Mordin but I feel like he'd stop halfway through and start teaching me on the correct positioning for maximum comfort and then it would start feeling like I'm at the doctor's office.[/QUOTE] "wait one moment shepard, have thought of treatment that could increase size of-" [I]*Renegade interrupt*[/I] [B]"HNNNGGG"[/B] "Finshed already? Short, unfufilling, clean up could be problematic. Not sure what other species see in this" "Get back to the damn lab, Mordin."

You should write novels. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] You should write me a novel. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] About Garrus.

[QUOTE=Pascall;26503871]You should write novels. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] You should write me a novel. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] About Garrus.[/QUOTE] Fornax aint got shit on me.

Is it wrong if I think Grunt is sexy? :saddowns: [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Pascall;26503871]You should write novels. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] You should write me a novel. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] About Garrus.[/QUOTE] Grunt is better.

[QUOTE=Pascall;26503721]Hot. I'd want to romance Mordin but I feel like he'd stop halfway through and start teaching me on the correct positioning for maximum comfort and then it would start feeling like I'm at the doctor's office.[/QUOTE] Salarians probably cum pretty fast.

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;26504098]Salarians probably cum pretty fast.[/QUOTE] Around 1-2 minutes, if I have done my semen calculations correctly. (WHICH I HAVE)

[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;26504013]Grunt is better.[/QUOTE] His Shadow Broker files say he bought a special krogan edition of Fornax. Along with "Captain Cosmic Action Figures 'Garr the Krogan Battlemaster' with real smash your enemies action!".

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;26504128]His Shadow Broker files say he bought a special krogan edition of Fornax. Along with "Captain Cosmic Action Figures 'Garr the Krogan Battlemaster' with real smash your enemies action!".[/QUOTE] Hot. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] He also bought "fishdog food" (???) [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] He also bought "fishdog food" (???)

I wonder what this thread will become if we get a Volus or Hanar Squadmember in ME3 :ohdear:

[b]Fuck yeah tentacle porn![/b]

[QUOTE=BreenIsALie;26504207]I wonder what this thread will become if we get a Volus or Hanar Squadmember in ME3 :ohdear:[/QUOTE] I would welcome that. But nothing can beat Wrex. Nothing.

Not even... tentacles on Wrex?

Salarians don't have a sex drive.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;26504304]Salarians don't have a sex drive.[/QUOTE]Well...they do have flexibility. :q: [QUOTE=doommarine23;26503782]Well, if any of my mods give you ideas. Sure. I enabled Enemy Shield Recharging, using abilities on Shields (Shields no longer block stuff). I made the M-8 Avenger stronger (10 points of damage originally, now 20). Made the M-15 Whatever it is (Burst Rifle) into a slow automatic gun. Enabled weapon swapping (pick up enemy weapons). Gave myself Shepard's ME1 armor, gave myself a beret too. Edited Jacob to use Assault Rifles and Shotguns also.[/QUOTE] Thanks. Does anyone know how to enable slow motion ?

[QUOTE=imadaman;26504270]Not even... tentacles on Wrex?[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's actually much better.

[QUOTE=phaedon;26504409]Well...they do have flexibility. :q: Thanks. Does anyone know how to enable slow motion ?[/QUOTE] I assume how to use the coalesced editor. ( Name="Add", Command="SloMo 2" ) ( Name="Subtract", Command="SloMo 0.5" ) ( Name="Multiply", Command="SloMo 1" ) + gives 2x time, - gives slowmo, * restores to normal.