• Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions!
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[QUOTE=Makol;26507730]But I am your doctor :colbert:[/QUOTE] Shit just got awkward.
[QUOTE=Pascall;26509858]Shit just got awkward.[/QUOTE] It's your fault for calling me doctor.
=snip wrong thread what the fuck=
[QUOTE=Pascall;26510002]=snip wrong thread what the fuck=[/QUOTE] Has your doctor been giving you any suspicious pills lately ?
Can this discussion wait for a bit? We're in the middle of some... Sexual writeups.
[QUOTE=phaedon;26510216]Is your doctor giving you an suspicious pills lately ?[/QUOTE] Yes I am.
[QUOTE=phaedon;26508808][img]http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/3928/funny2.gif[/img][/QUOTE] SSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss
Have any of you ever used the "calibrations" excuse in real life?
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;26510461]Have any of you ever used the "calibrations" excuse in real life?[/QUOTE] Funnily enough, I have. This was before Mass Effect 2 though. I was at a LAN, we were preparing for a big game of IL2. This guy asked me to help set up the projector but I told him I was busy calibrating my flystick.
What is wrong with me, I'm obsessed with Mass Effect. I have a Mass Effect background, a background on my ipod and I'm reading the mass effect wiki while listening to the OST.... and I don't even own the game. :byodood:
[QUOTE=Supersheepie;26510518]What is wrong with me, I'm obsessed with Mass Effect. I have a Mass Effect background, a background on my ipod and I'm reading the mass effect wiki while listening to the OST.... and I don't even own the game. :byodood:[/QUOTE] Fix that immediately. I recommend ME1, ME2 , Retribution, Ascension, Revelation and the comics which I can never remember the names of
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;26510497]Funnily enough, I have. This was before Mass Effect 2 though. I was at a LAN, we were preparing for a big game of IL2. This guy asked me to help set up the projector but I told him I was busy calibrating my flystick.[/QUOTE] [b]Shepard[/b]: I just installed the magic fridge ! [b]Garrus[/b]: Dude, you are a genius ! [b]Tali[/b]: Hey, Garrus, can you help me set up the projector ? [b]Garrus[/b]: Can it wait for a bit, I am in the middle of some calibrations. [b]Tali[/b]: Damnit, Garrus, you always use that excuse ! [b]Garrus[/b]::3:
[QUOTE=phaedon;26510607][b]Shepard[/b]: I just installed the magic fridge ! [b]Garrus[/b]: Dude, you are a genius ! [b]Tali[/b]: Hey, Garrus, can you help me set up the projector ? [b]Garrus[/b]: Can it wait for a bit, I am in the middle of some calibrations. [b]Tali[/b]: Damnit, Garrus, you always use that excuse ! [b]Garrus[/b]::3:[/QUOTE] [b]Batarians[/b]: The magic fridge is back!
[QUOTE=phaedon;26508808] [img_thumb]http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/5149/addemov.jpg[/img_thumb] [/QUOTE] They flyin through yo relays snatchin yo humans up
[QUOTE=phaedon;26510607][b]Shepard[/b]: I just installed the magic fridge ! [b]Garrus[/b]: Dude, you are a genius ! [b]Tali[/b]: Hey, Garrus, can you help me set up the projector ? [b]Garrus[/b]: Can it wait for a bit, I am in the middle of some calibrations. [b]Tali[/b]: Damnit, Garrus, you always use that excuse ! [b]Garrus[/b]::3:[/QUOTE] Wait does this mean I'm Garrus
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26510627][b]Batarians[/b]: The magic fridge is back![/QUOTE] [b]Kal' Reegar[/b]: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E6HPFbbSm4]Hey Tali, wanna go out tomorrow ?[/url] [b]Garrus[/b]: Nice try, but she is not interested. [b]Tali[/b]: Actually, I don't have any plans for tomorrow night. [b]Garrus[/b]: Obviously I have been wasting too much time, when I could be calibrating. :argh: [QUOTE=Zezibesh;26510686]Wait does this mean I'm Garrus[/QUOTE] :psyduck:
[QUOTE=phaedon;26510770][b]Kal' Reegar[/b]: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E6HPFbbSm4]Hey Tali, wanna go out tomorrow ?[/url] [b]Garrus[/b]: Nice try, but she is not interested. [b]Tali[/b]: Actually, I don't have any plans for tomorrow night. [b]Garrus[/b]: Obviously I have been wasting too much time, when I could be calibrating. :argh: :psyduck:[/QUOTE] Poor Garrus, Sounds like he was ready for some calibrations anyway Edit: Wait, Why is there a Psyduck in the quote but not in the original post ?
[QUOTE=BreenIsALie;26510844]Edit: Wait, Why is there a Psyduck in the quote but not in the original post ?[/QUOTE] :psyduck:
When Garrus says you're not interested, you're not interested.
Garrus on Noveria. [b]Garrus[/b]: Did I...brr..mention that turians don't like cold, Shepard ? [b]Ashley[/b]: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rizC8StKKWA&playnext=1&list=PLC91DFFC40A4973F3&index=52]I think that he is a bit cold, Commander.[/url] [b]Shepard[/b]: Nah, he's fine.
Brandon is never gonna get rid of his Garrus-status it was probably his highest paying job though
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_Mw6dl_jLw&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;26511080]Brandon is never gonna get rid of his Garrus-status it was probably his highest paying job though[/QUOTE] He's a pretty good voice actor, though. I'd like to see him in more games. And he is not that bad an actor either.
I wasn't going to romance anyone on the playthrough i'm taking through to me3 until i saw the shadow broker dossier about tali constantly using the nerve-stimulator programme and i felt bad for her.
[QUOTE=marcus;26512152]I wasn't going to romance anyone on the playthrough i'm taking through to me3 until i saw the shadow broker dossier about tali constantly using the nerve-stimulator programme and i felt bad for her.[/QUOTE] why feel bad, why not spy on her
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;26512226]why feel bad, why not spy on her[/QUOTE] Because we're not Kasumi.
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Why do I always seem to get page king in this thread?
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26512329]Why do I always seem to get page king in this thread?[/QUOTE] Because you are a biotic god, remember ?
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26512235]Because we're not Kasumi.[/QUOTE] Plus it's not like you'd see much with the suit on. Just a faint buzzing sound [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=phaedon;26512311][img_thumb]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5950/jackmotivational.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Upper body looks too long lol
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