• Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions!
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Ninja'd good :smug:
Needs Garrus on the cover.
[QUOTE=Pascall;26608116]Needs Garrus on the cover.[/QUOTE] Garrus in tights, best cover ever.
Damn it, we all got ninja'd.
I'd just like to reiterate, because it's making me feel so good, that I was right. And I am happy.
[QUOTE=Novangel;26608082][img_thumb]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/12/me3-ea-store-580.jpg[/img_thumb] From the Mass Effect 3 leak thread, I think it's pretty much confirmed.[/QUOTE] "Rallying the civilizations of the galaxy." That's exactly how I picture ME3.
"As Commander Shepard, an Alliance Marine, your only hope for saving mankind is to rally the civilizations of the galaxy and launch one final mission to take back the Earth." Oh, it's just Humanity now? Fucking hell EA, let BioWare do the shit so I can get excited, instead of you fucking it all and making me depressed over the future release of the game.
[QUOTE=imadaman;26608557]"As Commander Shepard, an Alliance Marine, your only hope for saving mankind is to rally the civilizations of the galaxy and launch one final mission to take back the Earth." [B]Oh, it's just Humanity now?[/B] Fucking hell EA, let BioWare do the shit so I can get excited, instead of you fucking it all and making me depressed over the future release of the game.[/QUOTE] It's always been about Yoomanity.
[QUOTE=imadaman;26608557]"As Commander Shepard, an Alliance Marine, your only hope for saving mankind is to rally the civilizations of the galaxy and launch one final mission to take back the Earth." Oh, it's just Humanity now? Fucking hell EA, let BioWare do the shit so I can get excited, instead of you fucking it all and making me depressed over the future release of the game.[/QUOTE] I agree, they're making it sound like the Reapers are only after Humanity. While they were only abducting humans, once the reapers make it to the galaxy, everyone's fucked.
I was about to post that ! Guddamn, turian ninjas, as Zaeed would say.
I cnnnntt wwiwiaiait! >:(
I will have to avoid this thread once they start putting out info on the game, not getting it ruined like in ME 2 when I knew who all squad members would be. Damn now I am really really really excited.
Fuck humanity, I'll better save my precious blue Shadow Broker <3
I mean, what the hell was EA thinking making that description? It's just... wrong.
Well, Time to prepare to not venture into sunlight for a few weeks then
And...the [url=http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/103/index/5422342/1#5422559]confirmed features thread is back![/url]
vehicle exploration...tanks?....BRITISH!!?!?! MUST...NOT...MUST...RESIST...ELITISM
[QUOTE=tommo400;26608633]I agree, they're making it sound like the Reapers are only after Humanity. While they were only abducting humans, once the reapers make it to the galaxy, everyone's fucked.[/QUOTE] Who ever defeated the plans of two reapers and even killed one of them? A human. Harbinger even states the other races are nothing compared to one of us. [code]&#8220;Quarian; considered due to cybernetic augmentation, weakened immune system too debilitating.&#8221; &#8220;Drell; useless, insufficient numbers.&#8221; &#8220;Human; viable possibility, aggression factor useful if controlled.&#8221; &#8220;Asari; reliance upon alien species for reproduction shows genetic weakness.&#8221; &#8220;Salarian; insufficient lifespan, fragile genetic structure.&#8221; &#8220;Human; viable possibility, impressive genetic malleability.&#8221; &#8220;Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.&#8221; &#8220;Human; viable possibility, impressive technical potential.&#8221; &#8220;Human; viable possibility, if emotional drives are subjugated.&#8221; &#8220;Human; viable possibility, great biotic potential.&#8221; &#8220;Krogan; sterilised race, potential wasted.&#8221; &#8220;Turian; you are considered...too primitive.&#8221;[/code]
Of course we're the best race :smug:
[QUOTE=imadaman;26608557]"As Commander Shepard, an Alliance Marine, your only hope for saving [B]mankind is to rally the civilizations of the galaxy and launch one final mission to take back the Earth." [/B] Oh, it's just Humanity now? Fucking hell EA, let BioWare do the shit so I can get excited, instead of you fucking it all and making me depressed over the future release of the game.[/QUOTE] Well fuck, sounds like it's going to be an uphill battle for [I]Space Marine Shepard.[/I]
[QUOTE=JesterUK;26609922]Of course we're the best race :smug:[/QUOTE] [i]You humans are all-[/i]
[I]wonderful people.[/I]
[QUOTE=Novangel;26608082][img_thumb]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/12/me3-ea-store-580.jpg[/img_thumb] From the Mass Effect 3 leak thread, I think it's pretty much confirmed.[/QUOTE] Guess they're making the Earth visit we were hoping for a big one. Now, I wonder if accidentally hitting off with Kelly counts as cheating Liara. Also, the worst (best) possible choice Bioware could make in ME3 for me would be choosing between Garrus and Joker, who gets to live. I could sacrifice anyone else but not those two :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;26610384]Guess they're making the Earth visit we were hoping for a big one. Now, I wonder if accidentally hitting off with Kelly counts as cheating Liara. Also, the worst (best) possible choice Bioware could make in ME3 for me would be choosing between Garrus and Joker, who gets to live. I could sacrifice anyone else but not those two :saddowns:[/QUOTE] BW's said that Kelly doesn't count on cheating, at least if they haven't changed their minds.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;26610384]Now, I wonder if accidentally hitting off with Kelly counts as cheating Liara.[/QUOTE] If you've cheated on someone the picture of your first LI will be thrown over so it faces the desk if I remember correctly.
[QUOTE=phaedon;26610100][i]You humans are all-[/i][/QUOTE] Racist. They wouldn't let me take my serrated blade on the citadel and thought I had amps, so I just had to stand at customs for the whole game listening to a drill Sargent call issac Newton the most important son of a bitch in space. Who am I? Well at least my lives better than that guy standing outside afterlife. Elcor squaddie plz
The plot summary makes it sound like ME3 will be all about Earth, which I don't want. Why would everybody in the galaxy suddenly just care about Earth? And why does it say that the reapers only want to wipe out humanity?
EA's fault. Though the Reapers probably want humanity out first
If the end of the game is on Earth, I want the most epic space battle ever to be taking place overhead.
But we all know that EA and Reapers are the same thing.
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