Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

I really, really, really don't want the Reapers to be killed off. Suddenly making them killable would ruin their terrifying, indestructible image and turn them into generic KILL THEM TO WIN THE GAME enemies. I personally think in Mass Effect 3, you're gonna be building a fleet not to fight, but to run and hide from the Reapers and start over again once the extinction stops.

The digital clocks are still out there... If we lose Big Ben, analogue clocks might as well follow...

[QUOTE=ForcedDj;26660906] On a screwed up note: [sp]would anyone want to have a reaper baby in ME3, of course to get one, your Shepard has to well, how the hell would you get a human and a Reaper to make a baby? Plus, if Shepard gets raped by a Reaper and gives birth to one, wouldn't she be in huge pain? Disregard this shit, bad mental image.[/sp] [/QUOTE] God dude what the fucking fuck oh god TERRIBLE MENTAL IMAGES GET OUT OF MY HEAD [editline]12th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Novangel;26663449]The digital clocks are still out there... If we lose Big Ben, analogue clocks might as well follow...[/QUOTE] I'm not THAT important, jesus. [editline]12th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Novangel;26663449]The digital clocks are still out there... If we lose Big Ben, analogue clocks might as well follow...[/QUOTE] I'm not THAT important, jesus.

[quote="Chris Priestly"]You people really need to pay mroe attention. I'm glad you're happy and all, but me and otehr BioWarians (liek Jesse Houston off the top of my head) have said this before. Pretty much after Lair of the Shadowbroker came out and everyone asked "is this the end?". We said, no there is more coming then, and we're still saying there is more DLC coming. Please, try to keep up.[/quote] [editline]13th December 2010[/editline] In case you haven't followed BSN Forums. [editline]13th December 2010[/editline] In case you haven't followed BSN Forums.

Why is everyone talking about digital clocks, and since when can reapers make children? I've only played the games, not gone deep into the lore of it.

[quote]12/12/2010 - Film Distributor Screening 342-Hour-Long Epic "Iota Horologii" “Grab some pillows, snacks, and a comfortable outfit! Got Serbos' 342-hour-long epic, "Iota Horologii," will be playing at select theaters in Citadel space this weekend. Released a decade ago, the critically acclaimed box office bomb tracks the fortunes of twelve alien families as their empires clash in an unnamed galaxy inside the Horologium supercluster. Viewers who don't want to stay for the entire movie will be relieved to know they can come and go as they please. If the showing proves popular, the distributor is considering screening other lengthy cult classics such as the surreal 95-hour "Molt" or the 43-hour adaptation of the Earth classic "Gravity's Rainbow."” [/quote] [quote]12/13/2010 - "Off Stage" and "Blasto Saves Christmas" Top Weekend Box Office “The weekend box office is in, and holiday fare is being passed over like bad fruitcake. The The dance flick "Off Stage" opened at number one, raking in a tidy 2.73 billion credits. Loosely based on the true story of a paraplegic asari dancer who learns how to move almost entirely through biotics, the movie was a hit with critics who lauded newcomer Shai L'Tanas' performance. Holding steady at number two, "Blasto Saves Christmas" absconded with 1.9 billion credits from audiences who can't get enough of the hanar-exploitation hero. Sharpstickintheeye.com calls the sequel "wince-worthy." Coming in at number three was "This One's Hanukkah Cheer" with 955 million, followed by "With Genericized Holiday Spirit" at 673 million. "Teenage Ninja Kwanzaa Force" scraped up 448 million worth of laughs, landing last on the top-earner list.” [/quote]

[QUOTE=imadaman;26663674][/QUOTE] Nothing much going on there

[QUOTE=evilweazel;26661245]Rather liked Thane, not because of the "LOLOLOL XTREME SOOPIR ASSASSIN SNIPAH" But because I thought his back story was really cool, him, Garrus, and Grunt were tied my favorites. Legion right after them.[/QUOTE] It's funny that Thane is on the cover of ME2. So he must be important.

[quote]Blasto Saves Christmas[/quote] I would watch this

There was something worse, [sp]Liara giving birth to a collector, in a picture, fucked up shit.[/sp] Nothing really happening, anyone still scared of the Reapers and the non-digital clocks?

Dear god, where was this?

[QUOTE=Devodiere;26664551]Dear god, where was this?[/QUOTE] Good way to ask what I was going to ask, "link?". Also, am I the only one who'd be okay with Old Machines raping Shepard and giving birth to a new one? :ohdear:

Well I looked on Paheal and that only made things worse. NSFW in a bad way [media]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/981/5547502020liarat27soni2.jpg[/media] I have no idea why [media]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7416/2097202020liarat27soni2.png[/media] They have to make everyone fat [media]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/6517/2771642020liarat27soni2.jpg[/media]

Actually, That last made me wonder i there are any fat Asari

[QUOTE=Devodiere;26664677] NSFW in a bad way [media]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/981/5547502020liarat27soni2.jpg[/media] [/QUOTE] That has negatively affected my outlook on life.

I cannot lie. When i watched the first trailer, i almost had a stroke.

I wish I could play Dragon Age: Origins to keep me busy until ME3 (which is funny, considering I got it for me to play before ME2). The thing is, I like it, but I suck at it. It's on easy mode and I still suck at it. It's the same reason why I couldn't beat KOTOR. I hate it when combat is ruled by numbers.

[QUOTE=BreenIsALie;26664019]Nothing much going on there[/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/ce219fdecd658714ca69044fd85740f2.png[/img]

Hell, I'm trying that contest they have to get DAO Ultimate Edition, and a n7 or DAO gaming rig, and a n7 ps3.

Oh come on, another page king. Biotic God at work.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26664844]Oh come on, another page king. Biotic God at work.[/QUOTE] Good thing Garrus lover isnt going to post right now.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26664844]Oh come on, another page king. Biotic God at work.[/QUOTE] If you're a Biotic God can I be an Anti-Biotic God. :rimshot:

[QUOTE=doommarine23;26665016]If you're a Biotic God can I be an Anti-Biotic God. :rimshot:[/QUOTE] I shall call you Pennicillin

Good thing I stole the fourth post so Pascall can't be summoned again

Pascall Pascall Pascall

Obviously she is not here.

She´s busy with some calibrations

Lets go with that.

Ain't no Pascall getting the 4th post after anything ever again.

The curse has been broken.