Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions!
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[QUOTE=Dr.C;25544101]Shepherd needs a nemesis.[/QUOTE]
He/she has one, that reporter that you can punch.
Shep's hate/nemesis list:
1. The Reporter
2. Udina
3. Unneeded romance options
4. Reapers
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1. and 2. can be changed if wanted
The Reporter is always your Nemesis, it should be the only option available even to paragons.
Mass Effect 3 boss- Turian Councillor.
ME3: Press Brutalisation edition.
There should be an achievement for having a save where she's punched in [I]all three[/I] games.
Quick a name!
Uh, the Punchline?
....
What do you want from me?
[QUOTE=Shibbey;25547252]There should be an achievement for having a save where she's punched in [I]all three[/I] games.[/QUOTE]
at the end of the game, it should have Shepard and the reporter, on a burning reaper crashing into earth, with Shepard punching her, untill, the reaper is about to hit land he puts on some shades, as joker picks him up in the Normandy.
No.
All it needs is the Ranger theme in the background.
[QUOTE=Novangel;25547421]No.
All it needs is the Ranger theme in the background.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5TVut_u_0w[/media]
This theme?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM-PvXWcqo[/media]
The reference.
I didn't punch her in ME1 but when I played ME2, I figured Shepherd would be pretty bitchy after being dead for so long.
So I punched her right in the mouth.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25536937]I have different tastes.
Do you have a problem with that?[/QUOTE]
no, just when someone brings along mass effect porn to this thread just don't bother to rate it dumb or disagree
its a bit of a buzzkill
What do you have against tali porn aside from the HORRIBLE DISEASES SHE WILL CONTRACT
[QUOTE=Novangel;25547495][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM-PvXWcqo[/media]
The reference.[/QUOTE]
What's the deal with the ranger theme anyway?
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;25549603]What do you have against tali porn aside from the HORRIBLE DISEASES SHE WILL CONTRACT[/QUOTE]
It's like fapping to girls in gas masks.
Damn there is just not enough credits in this game, I'm done with most of it and I'm 225000 credits short of getting all the upgrades, that's just bullshit.
Whereas in 1 I ended up hitting the credit cap by my second playthrough
Hoping for the happy medium in 3
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;25550170]Damn there is just not enough credits in this game, I'm done with most of it and I'm 225000 credits short of getting all the upgrades, that's just bullshit.[/QUOTE]
What, really? I always had at least 50,000 more than i needed :monocle:
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;25549761]It's like fapping to girls in gas masks.[/QUOTE]
STALKER porn. :colbert:
At least Tali has a nice ass. Doesn't beat Miranda's.
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;25549761]It's like fapping to girls in gas masks.[/QUOTE]
Huh, there's something I've not tried yet.
[QUOTE=croguy;25550632]STALKER porn. :colbert:
At least Tali has a nice ass. Doesn't beat Miranda's.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but raptor legs
come on don't tell me you've never fantasized about doing a chick with raptor legs
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Oh wait, was that just me?
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;25551996]Yeah but raptor legs
come on don't tell me you've never fantasized about doing a chick with raptor legs
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Oh wait, was that just me?[/QUOTE]
Well, every Mass Effect character IS fappable so... :v:
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;25551996]Yeah but raptor legs
come on don't tell me you've never fantasized about doing a chick with raptor legs
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Oh wait, was that just me?[/QUOTE]
No, I haven't. Nor have I ever thought about doing an alien overall.
[QUOTE=LeonS;25552204]No, I haven't. Nor have I ever thought about doing an alien overall.[/QUOTE]
that's probably why you play terran
I'd do Garrus.
But everyone knows that already.
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