Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

[QUOTE=Pascall;25552387]I'd do Garrus. But everyone knows that already.[/QUOTE]Prepare for chafing. Lots and lots of chafing.

Oh, I am as prepared as it gets. [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/25ugm6t.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;25558870]Nobody gets any on the Normandy unless it's with Shep. They're all saving themselves for him/her.[/QUOTE] They're all saving themselves for Garrus actually. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/oohgarrus.jpg[/img]

Archangel and Samara are cities in Russia

Finishing up my perfect playthrough; I'd forgotten how much I bloody love Zaeed. *Choosing squadmates to face the Human-Reaper* Miranda: "Ready" Zaeed: "I was born ready" Somewhere out there, BioWare have the formula for making incredibly badass characters.

Mass Effect in a nutshell: 5% Saving the universe 1% Story 94% Discussing sex with aliens. The ignorance is incredibly thick in this thread.

[QUOTE=XanaToast.;25575197]Archangel[B]sk[/B] and Samara are cities in Russia[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;25575958]Mass Effect in a nutshell: 5% Saving the universe 1% Story 94% Discussing sex with aliens. I would like DiscoInferno and Skyward to prove me wrong.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.pown.it/4623[/url] Doesn't fall under any of those.

[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;25575958]Mass Effect in a nutshell: 5% Saving the universe 1% Story 94% Discussing sex with aliens. I would like DiscoInferno and Skyward to prove me wrong.[/QUOTE] Play the game: Enjoy +20 hour campaign, get 30 seconds of a toned down romance scene. [I]Your point was what again?[/I]

Create female Commander Shepard Crack jokes about Kaidan's sex skills [editline]22nd October 2010[/editline] I just finished up my paragon female Shepard run on the first installment so I can finally carry a female story arc over to the second game and then to the third when the time comes. I never realized just how much I hate Ashley Williams until I finished this run. Seriously. I like Kaidan so much more than her because Kaidan is all "Hey Shepard, I biotic kicked a turian general when I was fourteen to protect a girl I love" and Ashley is all "fuck those aliens I'm going to be the biggest racist cunt on your crew and wear my hair in a shitty bun and look a lot less pretty than you."

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;25549498]Speaking of: [img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/3355sft.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] You went on Rule34 and searched for Tali porn. i would know

[QUOTE=mercurius;25577765]Play the game: Enjoy +20 hour campaign, get 30 seconds of a toned down romance scene. [I]Your point was what again?[/I][/QUOTE] Look through this thread, and then organize the posts by their content. Most of it is about fucking aliens and calibration. I mean for fucks sake, look at the Bioware forums, The most posted on topics involve romancing/fucking a character.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;25581315]Create female Commander Shepard I just finished up my paragon female Shepard run on the first installment so I can finally carry a female story arc over to the second game and then to the third when the time comes. I never realized just how much I hate Ashley Williams until I finished this run. Seriously. I like Kaidan so much more than her because Kaidan is all "Hey Shepard, I biotic kicked a turian general when I was fourteen to protect a girl I love" and Ashley is all "fuck those aliens I'm going to be the biggest racist cunt on your crew and wear my hair in a shitty bun and look a lot less pretty than you."[/QUOTE] Strange, I hated Alenko more than Ashley. Wait, its not strange, its because in ME2, that fucker becomes another KOTOR whiner. Ashley has a reason to be distrustful of aliens(her family is the only race to surrender to an alien race, and she got blacklisted because of it). Besides, you say she is racist, she actually hates Terra Firma and Cerberus(she calls Terra Firma a bunch of jackals and bigots). But both of them suck, thats why my fshep went with Liara. Too bad you can't leave both of them.

[QUOTE=ForcedDj;25581870]Strange, I hated Alenko more than Ashley. Wait, its not strange, its because in ME2, that fucker becomes another KOTOR whiner. Ashley has a reason to be distrustful of aliens(her family is the only race to surrender to an alien race, and she got blacklisted because of it). Besides, you say she is racist, she actually hates Terra Firma and Cerberus(she calls Terra Firma a bunch of jackals and bigots). But both of them suck, thats why my fshep went with Liara. Too bad you can't leave both of them.[/QUOTE] I still have a certain amount of respect for both of them. Of course, it's based primarily off of the fact that they were good enough to make it as Normandy crew members, but still... :colbert: Don't get me wrong, I acknowledge that Ashley is a crank-case, and that Kaiden is a dickweed. I just don't see that as grounds for wanting them dead.

[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;25581627]Look through this thread, and then organize the posts by their content. Most of it is about fucking aliens and calibration. I mean for fucks sake, look at the Bioware forums, The most posted on topics involve romancing/fucking a character.[/QUOTE]The fanbase of the game has little to do what the actual content of the game is.

[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;25581627]Look through this thread, and then organize the posts by their content. Most of it is about fucking aliens and calibration. I mean for fucks sake, look at the Bioware forums, The most posted on topics involve romancing/fucking a character.[/QUOTE] Calibrate my alien fucking technique.

[QUOTE=PariahKing;25582492]The fanbase of the game has little to do what the actual content of the game is.[/QUOTE] I'm speaking more about the community than the game. For fucks sake people I am a massive fan of Mass Effect, and even though I am a renegade in nature, I have a paragon t-shirt. I'm making a generalized statement about the community, which you really cannot refute.

Mass Effect poster came today.Shit looks cash.

[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;25583812]I'm speaking more about the community than the game. For fucks sake people I am a massive fan of Mass Effect, and even though I am a renegade in nature, I have a paragon t-shirt. I'm making a generalized statement about the community, which you really cannot refute.[/QUOTE] when did phsycological t-shirts come into discussion about raptor fetish basement dwellers

[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;25583812]I'm speaking more about the community than the game. For fucks sake people I am a massive fan of Mass Effect, and even though I am a renegade in nature, I have a paragon t-shirt. I'm making a generalized statement about the community, which you really cannot refute.[/QUOTE] is that why the forum for official campaign quests and story has 757111 posts and the forum for characters creation and discussion has less. is that why one of the largest threads on their forums is an ethical discussion about the destruction of the collector base? you're making a generalized statement about the community that just happens to be almost entirely wrong.

I want to have the pleasure of killing the Illusive Man with my bare hands in Mass Effect 3. :argh:

Who here thinks Cerberus discriminates against the poor, or against non-humans? Again, any renegades had chosen a paragon choice because the renegade choice was too much(Even Renegades have Standards)? Renegade, the galaxy's biggest troll in some cases(HEY, EVERYONE, THIS STORE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR!).

[QUOTE=ForcedDj;25609139]Who here thinks Cerberus discriminates against the poor, or against non-humans? Again, any renegades had chosen a paragon choice because the renegade choice was too much(Even Renegades have Standards)? Renegade, the galaxy's biggest troll in some cases(HEY, EVERYONE, THIS STORE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR!).[/QUOTE] I still[sp]blew up the Collector Base on my Renegade playthrough, because I'm pretty sure the Illusive Man just wants to be a dick with the Reaper tech and blow the shit out of any and all aliens. Possibly with his own Reaper.[/sp]

[sp]I'd pay to see a human Reaper work it'd have fucking gigantic Mass Effect Jetboots and shit. Now there's shock and awe right there.[/sp]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. [sp]No chance Cerberus would go through all the shit of abducting millions of humans and melting them down just so they can make a Reaper which is in all possibility, going to be sentient and rebel against them. It's just far too expensive to actually do it themselves. The only thing they could possibly do is use the technology from the ship and make ships using semi-Reaper tech. It is a big advantage technologicaly and could be very useful but they would still need the resources and knowledge to make a Reaper size ship which is far more than anything else. They are rich and could if they poured all their cash into it but it is much better to incorporate Reaper tech into other projects just as they have been doing for a while now.[/sp] I didn't do it because fuck Cerberus. No good stuff for them.

Or you know reverse engineer the base as well.

The only thing you can get from Reverse engineering is technology. They are doing that already but they have to go through the effort of actually making the ships too. Small scale applications eg. [sp]Paul Grayson or Shepard's implants[/sp] are already in place and this will just give them more material to work with. Remaking the Normandy was apparently a big acomplishment for Cerberus and it really isn't their style to undertake big projects that could be easily shot out of the sky.

[img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/10/meposter.jpg[/img] Oh my GOD. They fixed Garrus' face!

And they ruined Zaeeds. I'm not quite sure what that facial expression is but it's somewhere inbetween constipation and "I'm gonna throw up". At least he gets to nuke some bitches though.

Zaeed should've been able to equip heavy weapons instead of having powers. That would've been cool.