Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;25647351]Does it involve how he says, "I was the only one to walk away from that mission" all the time?[/QUOTE] Zaeed once went out to dinner with his family. He was the only survivor.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;25647351]Does it involve how he says, "I was the only one to walk away from that mission" all the time?[/QUOTE] Ye-noooooo....~~

That giant ME2 character picture is an excellent desktop background.

[QUOTE=Novangel;25613259][img_thumb]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/10/meposter.jpg[/img_thumb] Oh my GOD. They fixed Garrus' face![/QUOTE] Oh yeah, I found a hires version of this. Brightness is a little off, but meh. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/wallpaper-674495.jpg[/img] worship me, for I am the bringer of the hi res images

The smaller one was for all the Tali fanboys :v:

[QUOTE=MoarToast;25649185]The smaller one was for all the Tali fanboys :v:[/QUOTE] Between Ashley's namesake being Bruce Campbell, Liara's freckly wide eyed prissiness, Miranda's fucked up facial geometry and Samara's manjaw, Tali is probably the second hawttest female crewmember that shepard's picked up. And I don't even have a gasmask fetish.

Speaking of masks. [img]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/293/b/d/tali__s_face__russian_doll_by_shankmasta-d316l2m.jpg[/img] :psyduck: Poor Shepherd.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;25649292]Between Ashley's namesake being Bruce Campbell, Liara's freckly wide eyed prissiness, Miranda's fucked up facial geometry and Samara's manjaw, Tali is probably the second hawttest female crewmember that shepard's picked up. And I don't even have a gasmask fetish.[/QUOTE] Fair enough, but still, you can't say that the fanservice is entirely subtle. Also, the dino-leg thing is one of the main reasons I think most people here don't really like Tali as much as some do.

[QUOTE=MoarToast;25649634]Fair enough, but still, you can't say that the fanservice is entirely subtle. Also, the dino-leg thing is one of the main reasons I think most people here don't really like Tali as much as some do.[/QUOTE] Dino legs seem easier to grip in most positions. :smug:

[QUOTE=Doc_Fisherman;25649670]Dino legs seem easier to grip in most positions. :smug:[/QUOTE] I love the smell of fetish in the morning :smug:

[QUOTE=MoarToast;25649899]I love the smell of fetish in the morning :smug:[/QUOTE] Me too :smugdog: [IMG]http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx146/Pascalll/holidaygarrus-1.jpg[/IMG] [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] Thank you Makol for the lovely picture.

you're welcome.

[QUOTE=MoarToast;25649634]Fair enough, but still, you can't say that the fanservice is entirely subtle. Also, the dino-leg thing is one of the main reasons I think most people here don't really like Tali as much as some do.[/QUOTE] I didn't much care for her in ME2, and besides I could just romance Garrus instead who is 100x more awesome, but in ME1 where the love interests were a whiner, a xenophone, and a stupid bitch respectively, I was more interested in Tali. Plus, if you ignore the lizard feet the bodysuit is kinda hot.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;25650011]I didn't much care for her in ME2, and besides I could just romance Garrus instead who is 100x more awesome, but in ME1 where the love interests were a whiner, a xenophone, and a stupid bitch respectively, I was more interested in Tali. Plus, if you ignore the lizard feet the bodysuit is kinda hot.[/QUOTE] Well, yeah. I don't deny that the bodysuit is hot, Bioware is good at doing that, but the lizard feet/dino legs still throw it off a bit. Even if you do try to ignore them. [editline] October 25 2010 [/editline] I think it's also the whole part about how being exposed to anything typically means death, and the fact that nobody knows what the hell her face looks like. I can see we are just as respectable as we have said and are not talking about romancing or alien sex :v:

[QUOTE=XanaToast.;25638543]Phsyco kitten won't like this[/QUOTE] Actually, I did. It just needed pussy. :smug:

omg its a vidyagaem character i have to obsess over!!!1

I love Mass Effect Comics and such, too bad theres not a lot of them.

[url]http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/103/index/2990500[/url] ^ Some awesome wallpapers there. [url]http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/2264/n72y.jpg[/url] [url]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7859/cerberusu.jpg[/url] ^ 2 good iPhone wallpapers there. [editline]26th October 2010[/editline] Also: [url]http://cuclick.deviantart.com/art/Mass-Effect-2-Cerberus-iPhone-152771568[/url]

[img]http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4084/153ydm.jpg[/img] Love this. If only it happened like that...

As much as I like the full armor suits, I never wear them. I just feel stupid when someone recognizes me as Shepard even though my face is covered and there's no indication that I'm actually Shepard.

You're the only one wearing armor 2 years old duh.

[QUOTE=spillbert;25631194][img_thumb]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/7ac1fepicme2.jpg[/img_thumb] [/QUOTE] can i ask whats with the tali grinding?

Fanboys

guys i need help with this one mission in Fall- oh wait wrong thread

VATS the weak spots on the Human-r Oh.

[QUOTE=Dance_Commander;25654179]Fanboys[/QUOTE] Needs more Garrus grindin' IMO

[QUOTE=Pascall;25655902]Needs more Garrus grindin' IMO[/QUOTE] More griding overall

Eerybody grindin' on eerbody. Except Jacob. Get the fuck out of there, Jacob.

Jacob can be a bro at times, imo [editline]1[/editline] Griding all day, erryday

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Most of the hate for Jacob is because he has an [I]astonishingly shitty[/I] weapon/power set and thus it's retarded to bring him on most missions, and thus most won't get a chance to listen to what he says.