Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

[QUOTE=haloguy234;25726086]That's why Garrus is my space bro. We can talk about how we had sex and drink beer and calibrate guns and shit.[/QUOTE] Garrus would be the best roommate. Ever. He'd be an awesome backup on Black Ops When he wasn't performing calibrations on the TV that is.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;25727208]Either way I think I speak for everyone here when I say FUCK modern warfare 2.[/QUOTE] I like Modern Warfare 2, but I hate what it represents. That's all I have to say.

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;25727359]I like Modern Warfare 2, but I hate what it represents. That's all I have to say.[/QUOTE] It's OK for wasting an hour or so, but it's still an imbalanced, overpriced piece of garbage. I'm going to play it one last time this coming week, as a final goodbye until Black Ops comes.

[QUOTE=Jojje;25727253][B]Garrus would be the best roommate.[/B] Ever. He'd be an awesome backup on Black Ops When he wasn't performing calibrations on the TV that is.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/5295/3457534745.jpg[/img] I guess he was already roommate once. And some bonus, to get Pascall horny all over again: [img]http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3803/43567456.jpg[/img]

Well now... I feel... dirty.

[QUOTE=mercurius;25727471][img_thumb]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/5295/3457534745.jpg[/img_thumb] I guess he was already roommate once. And some bonus, to get Pascall horny all over again: [media]http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3803/43567456.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] what the fuck

Wait, the mini mass relay transports the beer to Batarians? Why?

I like this one. [img]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/168/4/7/I_need_Garrus_to_recover_by_LovgrenO.png[/img]

Conrad Verner vs. Biotic God Who would win?

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25728144]Conrad Verner vs. Biotic God Who would win?[/QUOTE] Both get theirselves killed accidentally. [B]Edited:[/B] I'd like to see you proving me wrong. | V

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[QUOTE=mercurius;25728292]Both get theirselves killed accidentally. agreed conrad would shoot himself accidently and the biotic god would blow himself thru a wall

[QUOTE=wolfknight20;25726550]hey guys is the mass effect 1 dlc bring down the sky or pinnacle station worth buying???[/QUOTE] I enjoyed them both, perhaps because I actually enjoyed ME1's combat system quite a bit, Pinnacle Station's reward is an awesome way to get some nice gear rather easily too.

I love how bioware somehow managed to make someone who is permanently in a suit with no face have more emotion than jacob.

[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;25731444]I love how bioware somehow managed to make someone who is permanently in a suit with no face have more emotion than jacob.[/QUOTE] Do you mean less robotic and more believable or just showing emotions more often, because isn't Jacob supposed to be a cold Cerberus operative?

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;25731489]Do you mean less robotic and more believable or just showing emotions more often, because isn't Jacob supposed to be a cold Cerberus operative?[/QUOTE] Cold Cerberus operative means a dull character. I don't know why they don't have him literally screaming in the face of his [sp]father on the loyalty mission[/sp].

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25728144]Conrad Verner vs. Biotic God Who would win?[/QUOTE] They would join forces and show Shepard how a real hero saves the galaxy

[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;25731529]Cold Cerberus operative means a dull character. I don't know why they don't have him literally screaming in the face of his [sp]father on the loyalty mission[/sp].[/QUOTE] Because Jacob is a nice, self controlled man. I actually think Jacob is an [I]okay[/I] character.

All the sudden I can imagine the scene playing out with angry yelling. Thanks Cloak.

I liked Jacob, but only because if I don't that would be racist. On another note, I feel a compulsion to buy ME1, ME2 and all the DLC and then play through the entire of ME1 and 100% complete it, before carrying my save over to ME2 and doing that all 100% with everyone surviving and all that. Cause I ran through it first time, and it felt it a bit weird when I couldn't bring my save from ME1 to ME2 and then for some reason they though that I would shoot Wrex! My favourite part of ME1 was repeatedly clicking on Wrex. Sheperd. Wrex. Sheperd. Wrex. Sheperd.

[QUOTE=mercurius;25728292]Both get theirselves killed accidentally. [B]Edited:[/B] [b]I'd like to see you proving me wrong.[/b] | V[/QUOTE] The universe would collapse into a black hole and everyone but Verner and the Biotic God would die. :P

The fight would open with Verner shooting himself in the foot, and Biotic God tripping over himself.

[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;25731529]Cold Cerberus operative means a dull character. I don't know why they don't have him literally screaming in the face of his [sp]father on the loyalty mission[/sp].[/QUOTE] It's not like Kaidan was any better, they're both worse than Carth. Bioware tries so hard to replace Carth, but they never will.

As a bro, Jacob is fine. His powers aren't all that great except for pull in combo, and he's not irritating. As an LI he's a gigerian mess of horror composed soley of abs and teeth, with the worst dialog in history. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go-9Dp55TvY[/media]

I purchased a 1500 Microsoft point card yesterday to get some of the DLC (like 'Lair Of The Shadow Broker') only to learn that, because I used to live in the UK before I moved here to Australia, the card won't work here because it's region specific (my Xbox Live account is registered as from the UK, but I'm in Australia and I can't change it (some retarded Microsoft rule). In the completely unlikely event that anyone else is in the OPPOSITE situation that I am (happen to have a UK based pre-paid 1500 point card and are in need of an Australia one), could you maybe send me a PM or something? Right now I'm sitting on a fucking 30 Dollar (AUD) piece of cardboard and I'm quite pissed off to be honest.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;25727208]Either way I think I speak for everyone here when I say FUCK modern warfare 2.[/QUOTE] Short campaign, shit community and rage-worthy multiplayer.

Who would win in a fight? Aethyta(asari bartender) or the annoying reporter? Wait, that fight would be one-sided, a near 1000 year old badass that has some krogan inside of her vs a reporter that can get punched by Shepard, twice. The reporter would be destroyed, by that, I mean that her bones would be gone, and all that would be left is some part of her blood, and maybe a very small piece of her heart or brain.

Yeah I was getting tired of descriptive mutilations anyway.

I'm not, in fact I think this place needs [b]MORE[/b] overly descriptive mutilations. Much, MUCH more!

damn, me2 just got deleted of my hard drive. although now i have all the dlc