Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

[QUOTE=Big Ben;25806761]I'm doing a renegade Femshep play-through (several, on second thought) in ME1, so I can get to at LEAST 50, then I'm gonna do the same in ME2. Fun times will be had.[/QUOTE] im doing the same but with commentary on youtube

Overview of the thread thus far: "He who fights monsters must be careful lest he becomes a monster himself."

[QUOTE=PariahKing;25806386]Poke'mon crossover with Mass Effect.[/QUOTE] "[I]I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite pokemon in kanto.[/I]"

You guys are making me want to write a pokemon mass effect crossover.

Sixth generation: gotta catch all the reapers. They can only be defeated by Master Balls.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;25806403]But miy example was a Slughorn/Snape pedo-forced sex thing.[/QUOTE] post it [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] POST IT

I once read a very interesting Mass Effect/Firefly crossover.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;25816351]post it [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] POST IT[/QUOTE] I can't remmeber where it was, I found it ages ago.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;25816351]post it [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] POST IT[/QUOTE] this can only end in pain

Meh. These fanfics are weak. Where's Paravin, he'll do the job! [quote] The Zone is a violent place. And violence means injuries - a neccesity for any doctor. Tremor knew that, and he lived the good life in the Zone by stitching up those, who were stupid or brave enough to get hurt. However Tremor wasn't a simple man, looking to survive. He was different. You see, Tremor could be described as being a vampire. A severe lack of certain blood cells in his body meant that he had to consume extra blood to be a productive person. It was all well on the outside, where he worked as a surgeon, yet in here the situation was much worse, as strange as it sounded. It was now that he had to restort to more fatal methods of getting what he needed. It is here where he trully lost his humanity. A silent banging sounded against the steel door, as Tremor was thrown out of yet another nightmare. He rose up, slipped his feet into his boots and opened the door. There stood a man, more like a boy, since he couldn't be more then 21, clutching his left arm and being covered in blood. A strange pressure rose in Tremors chest as he looked at the red liquid pouring out of the wounds on the Stalkers arm and the dirty, soaked clothes. '' Hey, do you hear me, doc!? '' shouted the young man as he balanced himself against the door frame, '' I really need some bandages or something, sir, please! '' Tremor was interested by this whole ordeal, not to even mention hungry. He quickly raided his medicine shelves and took some bandages and a few bottles of strange liquids, along with syringes. '' What's your name, son? '' Tremor asked while applying the cloth to the boys wounds. After washing the wound a bit, he looked around and filled his syringe with some medicine mixed from the several bottles, he then turned around and stabbed it into the hurt arm. A clear liquid quickly left the syringe and entered the body of the young Stalker, the effects being immidate as he began yawning. '' Daniel, sir. '' '' Can you walk? I'm going to have to take you to my lab just outside the Skadovsk. I'm going to need some other tools to help you. '' he buzzed while gathering vials and his weapon from the small room. The dark night masked their journey and not even a single mutant was aware of this small company moving. Thirty minutes later Tremor and an almost unconsious Daniel were at his laboratory, just next to the Cranes. After entering and locking the door, the Doctor guided the man to a table and ordered him to strip and climb on it. Daniel had lost a lot of blood and was under the effects of drugs, so he saw nothing wrong with what was happening. Even after he was chained to the desk he still had a goofy grin on his face, as he counted the Fireflies on the ceiling. Tremor wasn't happy about that. He hated when his victims didn't feel scared - the situation and the blood became much tasteless. He searched around and returned to the table with a vast array of surgery and other tools, most of which look like they came out of a horror movie. '' Wait... what are you doing.. doc..? '' blurted out a half conscious Daniel as he saw Tremor power up a little saw. This situation was begining to look weird for him, even in the messed up condition he was in. '' It won't hurt a lot.. Maybe.. '' with a grin said the vampire as he approached the naked man, saw in hand. He revved it up and lowered it at the middle of his stomach, the room immediately being filled with the smell of raw meat and blood. The saw went deeper and deeper until almost a half of it was inside, it was then when Tremor began his way downwards, the saw cutting a nice, large path in the soft skin and muscle tissue, as Daniel screamed with all his remaining power. Tremor couldn't deny - this was turning him on to no end. So he slipped off his pants and quickly grasped his engorged penis with his free hand, as he continued to saw open the poor Stalker, blood spraying everywhere - even on the Doctor and his dick. Soon he had reached the hips with the saw and there he retracted the tool from the skin of the young boy, who had almost passed out from the immesurable pain. The older man grasped Daniels flaccid penis and gave it a soft lick, taking extra time to feel the tiny veins texturing its sides. Blood had covered the phallus, so Tremor took an extra time to lick it off, feeling the metallic taste of blood fill his mouth and strenghten his own system. He raised up his hand to the boys opened body and dug around the inside of his stomach as he got quite a lot of blood on his hand. He quickly then drew it out and started jacking off violently over the face of the tortured Stalker, as orgasm soon hit the mad Doctor. Spurts of white, hot sperm shot all over the face of Daniel who had almost died from the blood loss. Tremor revved up the saw again and quickly sliced off Daniels penis, just in the moment before he died, so he could still feel the pain. He took the severed organ and stuffed the tip into Daniels mouth and started to suck out the little blood that was inside the phallus. The young man had mere seconds left to live as blood was gushing out of his stomach and severed penis, so the Doctor quickly turned him around and jammed the saw into his arsehole, at the same time holding its power button at maximal power, as the tool shredded through the anus and the remaining dignity of the destroyed man. He died just before Tremor finished himself again over his mutilated, exposed ass. He knew they would be looking for Daniel, so he dressed him up, drank and extracted a lot of his blood and threw his mutilated corpse outside. Satisfied and happy Tremor slowly made his way back to the Skadovsk, where he would await his next patient.[/quote] If you aren't disturbed by this, I worry for you.

In the attempt to get the hell away from these disturbing fics, i would like to say i am playing a playthru of ME1 for first time in a while. And was just reminded how much i fuckin hate the turian on the council

Ugh I don't wanna romance anyone with femshep. None of the choices are nearly as good as Tali/Miranda.

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25820097]Meh. These fanfics are weak. Where's Paravin, he'll do the job! If you aren't disturbed by this, I worry for you.[/QUOTE] is that fucking bloodsucker erotic fanfiction hell FUCKING YES [editline]3rd November 2010[/editline] [quote]He took the severed organ and stuffed the tip into Daniels mouth and started to suck out the little blood that was inside the phallus. The young man had mere seconds left to live as blood was gushing out of his stomach and severed penis, so the Doctor quickly turned him around and jammed the saw into his arsehole, at the same time holding its power button at maximal power, as the tool shredded through the anus and the remaining dignity of the destroyed man. He died just before Tremor finished himself again over his mutilated, exposed ass.[/quote] eww

[QUOTE=Big Ben;25821205]Ugh I don't wanna romance anyone with femshep. None of the choices are nearly as good as Tali/Miranda.[/QUOTE] It's uncertain but I think originally Bioware also made Tali for both genders of Sheps to romance. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtVNqxjiH0Y[/media]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25820097]Meh. These fanfics are weak. Where's Paravin, he'll do the job! If you aren't disturbed by this, I worry for you.[/QUOTE] good lord no

[QUOTE=wolfknight20;25821097]In the attempt to get the hell away from these disturbing fics, i would like to say i am playing a playthru of ME1 for first time in a while. And was just reminded how much i fuckin hate the turian on the council[/QUOTE] He reminds me of this kid that tried to convert me to Catholicism. Both of them managed to troll the hell out of me no matter what I said to make them realize I was doing things decently.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;25821566]He reminds me of this kid that tried to convert me to Catholicism. Both of them managed to troll the hell out of me no matter what I said to make them realize I was doing things decently.[/QUOTE] *lets the Rachni live* "You idiot, those things will kill us all!" *kills Rachni* "Do you enjoy commiting genocide, human?" :argh: The comeback for the later one is epic though. "Depends on the species, Turian. :smug:"

*lets the Rachni live* "Do you know how many generations it could take for them to be a threat?" "Uh three. No wait, four." "Damnit Shepard, you are a Spectre, you are not allowed to....." "I've had enough of this crap." *disconnects*

[QUOTE=Big Ben;25821205]Ugh I don't wanna romance anyone with femshep. None of the choices are nearly as good as Tali/Miranda.[/QUOTE] I'm trying to 'romance' kelly, someone gotta feed my fish :v:

[QUOTE=ForcedDj;25824249]*lets the Rachni live* "Do you know how many generations it could take for them to be a threat?" "Uh three. No wait, four." "Damnit Shepard, you are a Spectre, you are not allowed to....." "I've had enough of this crap." *disconnects*[/QUOTE] The best thing to do is disconnect every single time they contact you. [B]"WHOOPS!"[/B]

"Commander, is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?" "You know it."

[QUOTE=Devodiere;25825054]"Commander, is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?" "You know it."[/QUOTE] "That never gets old, does it?" The council, ignoring shit, being disconnected, and helping people cause political shitstorms since 2183.

I am honestly never tired of this video. You probably seen it, but..those eyes. THOSE EYES! (And lips!) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnYyZJwVvZY[/media]

I'm sorry, but maleshep just sounds funnier with those lines, I'd go so far to say that Mark Meer did a better job in ME2 then Jennifer Hale.

Imagine waking up from a night out and finding out not only are you a Turian, you're Jacob too.

[QUOTE=Devodiere;25827404]Imagine waking up from a night out and finding out not only are you a Turian, you're Jacob too.[/QUOTE] My eyes would bulge out from the suprise. Then I'd be a boring person for the rest of my life.

[QUOTE=Devodiere;25827404]Imagine waking up from a night out and finding out not only are you a Turian, you're Jacob too.[/QUOTE] Imagine waking up from a night out and finding out not only are you a Quarian, you're Tali too. I think I'd shit myself and consider suicide. :v:

[QUOTE=doommarine23;25827995]Imagine waking up from a night out and finding out not only are you a Quarian, you're Tali too. I think I'd shit myself and consider suicide. :v:[/QUOTE] Just open the helmet, I'll be a friend and deploy a cough at your face.

I want to start playing mass effect games, but I'm wondering if I should bother with the first one [editline]3rd November 2010[/editline] seeing as the me2 demo ruined the story for me

[QUOTE=geogzm;25828572]I want to start playing mass effect games, but I'm wondering if I should bother with the first one [editline]3rd November 2010[/editline] seeing as the me2 demo ruined the story for me[/QUOTE] If you want the full experience, get ME1 and export your character to ME2