Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

It would have been better if he fell right after he said it. Still, brilliant.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;25962421]People who played the original, hated it and were begged by their friend to try the sequal.[/QUOTE] I'm going to have to ask you to leave this thread for committing treason, a capital offense.

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;25962311]Damn it. I just resumed my current playthrough of ME2 after 2 months, and then quit after realizing that I know where everything is and what everyone is going to say. I hate it when great games get old.[/QUOTE]I stopped playing it for this reason, to prevent ruining it for myself so I could enjoy it later.

I've played it so much that knowing what people say isn't much of a buzzkill for me. I still enjoy the game. Then again I'm only on my fourth playthrough.

I'm on my eighth or ninth. I think that might explain it.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;25968552]I've played it so much that knowing what people say isn't much of a buzzkill for me. I still enjoy the game. Then again I'm [b]only[/b] on my fourth playthrough.[/QUOTE] "Only" he says. "Only" his fourth playthrough. You sir, are one dedicated fan. I salute you.

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;25968809]I'm on my eighth or ninth. I think that might explain it.[/QUOTE]I don't normally collect achievements, but I found out the ones in ME1 actually give you bonuses in game. So I ran through ME1 like...7 times. (The worst ones are the squad mate achievements.) I don't ever want to play ME1 again.

Played through ME about 9, 10 times give or take, and ME2 around 14 times. :sigh: I need to replay them...

The funny thing is, out of all the times I played ME2, I have never played as a renegade. I also never finished my renegade playthrough of ME1. Good job Bioware, you made me feel guilty about being an asshole in a game. Although, to be honest, renegade is pretty funny sometimes.

[QUOTE=Computermaster;25962648]Woohoo, sorted all of Jacob's loyalty mission files. This might go by quicker than I thought.[/QUOTE] I need the Tali death sounds pronto for the Tali Rap. (They sound like orgasms apparantly, never heard em) [editline]10th November 2010[/editline] :smug:

It's over 35k files, it might take a while. :v:

I can't go back to ME1. Fuck you BioWare for releasing the proper version on the PS3 and basically saying "Fuck you fans, fuck you"

[QUOTE=Computermaster;25970053]It's over 35k files, it might take a while. :v:[/QUOTE] Oh well v:v:v

What should I do for my next ME playthrough(ME1 and 2) Agree if you want racist Shepard(kill all non-humans, maybe some humans, be extremely renegade,[sp]let Morinth go free/kill Samara, sell Legion, and betray Tali[/sp], pro-cerberus to the point that even their leader might be sick of what he/she is doing, by all aliens, I mean that all aliens will not live through the series if they can die, even if their names are Wrex, Samara, Garrus, Tali, or Thane, Mordin, or Morinth, and maybe even Kelly). Disagree if you want all Cerberus or human squadmates dead(human-phobic,[sp] rewrite the geth, blow up base maybe[/sp]) Zing if you want Shepard to die.

Well I don't want you to sell Legion but killing humans involves killing Jack, Zaeed and Kasumi. Isn't there something else?

I may not kill Jack or Kasumi, they are both useful, and funny. Zaeed and Miranda however, not sure. Like I said, racist Shepard hates everyone except humans and Cerberus(the one I am creating if I get enough agrees), and Legion would be sold because it is not human, it is a geth and racist bastard/bitch Shep is pro-cerberus and anti-alien. Friendly will be non-Cerberus lives, in other words, 2 or 3 deaths. Who here actually lets Morinth kill Samara?[sp]With renegades, it is logical in a way, since you are able to resist her(if she mindfucks someone else and kills them, you would know and would probably airlock her ass before she kills you). Plus, you heard Samara, if you meet her again, she will kill you as a Renegade. Sure, she may not meet you again, but a Renegade Shepard might not want to take that chance. Plus, her code might soon dictate that she hunts you down. Before you say, "She is a criminal," so was Jack, and she is almost as powerful as Samara in a way. Then we got the STG scientist Mordin, who helped with the modification of the genophage(then again, the krogan breed like fucking rabbits or have lots of children). The Cerberus operatives(boring person and Miranda), they are Cerberus, that is their crime to the people of the galaxy. Zaeed, Blue Suns founder, and willing to let people burn to kill one person. Kasumi, she is a thief. Thane is an assassin. If you consider parental and sending things to someone, even fucking Tali'Zorah vas Normandy is a criminal for sending the parts to the Migrant Fleet, and even then, she was there when you stole the Normandy while it was under lockdown. Now as a Paragon, I wouldn't think twice and kill Morinth, but Renegades should sometimes choose her. Of course, its up to you, and Morinth may not be surviving next Renegade playthrough. By the way, if you die by agreeing to have sex with her, either you wanted to have a cheap laugh, or you are fucking stupid for thinking you can live after having sex with Morinth.[/sp]

I've played the original Mass Effect about 11 times, counting my most recent one were I came close to beating it, but never finished. I can pretty much quote half the game, and I [i]STILL[/i] enjoy playing it.

I have to replay it due to losing my save games. Go-go, playthrough 10!

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;25969488]The funny thing is, out of all the times I played ME2, I have never played as a renegade. I also never finished my renegade playthrough of ME1. Good job Bioware, you made me feel guilty about being an asshole in a game. Although, to be honest, renegade is pretty funny sometimes.[/QUOTE] You're missing out man, renegade is usually just yelling at someone to put themselves together and stop whining :v: Or, of course, killing things, but that's what pragmatic Shepard is for. [editline]10th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=ForcedDj;25970964]What should I do for my next ME playthrough(ME1 and 2) Agree if you want racist Shepard(kill all non-humans, maybe some humans, be extremely renegade,[sp]let Morinth go free/kill Samara, sell Legion, and betray Tali[/sp], pro-cerberus to the point that even their leader might be sick of what he/she is doing, by all aliens, I mean that all aliens will not live through the series if they can die, even if their names are Wrex, Samara, Garrus, Tali, or Thane, Mordin, or Morinth, and maybe even Kelly). Disagree if you want all Cerberus or human squadmates dead(human-phobic,[sp] rewrite the geth, blow up base maybe[/sp]) Zing if you want Shepard to die.[/QUOTE] Follow Grunt's logic, "All X must die, but not Y who's a member of X because he's from my clan/squad." It allows you to be racist while keeping your squad intact. See, to be truly human-centric or anti-alien, you are supposed to think in the big picture; that is, if you see a chance to subvert another race, then do it (same for strengthening Humanity/Alliance.) By that logic, saving the Council can still be a racist/human-centric view, since although you lose 5-6 cruisers, you gain the trust of the Council races who previously viewed Humanity with suspicion (think of it as infiltration rather then actually wanting to join.) Shepard is smarter then to just want to kill every odd Turian and Quarian that has a chance to actually help him, and by extension help Humanity, if they begin to object to his methods or begin to see what he's really trying to do, then you kill them. Saving the base is a no-brainer, it should be done regardless if you saved the Council or not.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiR4Pbh1ovs&feature=related[/media] :v:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O4RmyzbHQA[/media]

Somebody has to replace all the words that the astronaut says with "John Madden", "football", "aeiou", "brbrbrbrb" and "9999".

going to die now. finaly fixed the game then on shadow broker, as soon as i get too the skycar chase part the picture goes! i can still hear it and see the hud and subtitles but cant see the game! i am willing too give £30 to some one who has played it so many times they can do the chase with their eyes closed. [sp]and how far does my paragon have to be to stop zaeed from dying, i mean i need him loyal but i dont want to kill him[/sp]

[QUOTE=croguy;25973903]Somebody has to replace all the words that the astronaut says with "John Madden", "football", "aeiou", "brbrbrbrb" and "9999".[/QUOTE] "I'll show you the moves that killed your father" "£ £ £ 9999"

[QUOTE=phaedon;25973582][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O4RmyzbHQA[/media][/QUOTE] Now that was just amazing.

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;25977545]Now that was just amazing.[/QUOTE] Well Kootra has made a serious ME2 machinima movie too. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVq7FcBaHcQ[/media] Also, krogan don't like oil spills. They kill all the fish. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VcRsrlVgjo[/media]

Trying to color a drell now, it's tough. Good practice though! They're such pretty species! ;D [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/Tayasha/Drawings/RedDrell.jpg[/img]

those fucking lips [editline]10th November 2010[/editline] no lips is best lips

Those pout "suck me" lips!

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