Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

I always wondered why do the women in Mass Effect have boob armor plates.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;25998004][img_thumb]http://badspot.us/img/Mass-Effect-2-Collectable.jpg[/img_thumb] [editline]11th November 2010[/editline] Also, new avatar[/QUOTE] That just made my day.

[QUOTE=croguy;25998422]I always wondered why do the women in Mass Effect have boob armor plates.[/QUOTE] To stop them getting shot in the tits, obviously.

[QUOTE=croguy;25998422]I always wondered why do the women in Mass Effect have boob armor plates.[/QUOTE] Well they need protection because tits aren't effective armour and having your tits squashed whenever you put your armour on would be annoying as hell.

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;25998761]Well they need protection because tits aren't effective armour and having your tits squashed whenever you put your armour on would be annoying as hell.[/QUOTE] Oh. Well, what I actually meant to say is why do they have the exact boob shape of the woman that's wearing it. It'd be understanding if it's a bit flatter on the outside, but still has a shaped interior on the inside.

There's probably a compromise between "one-size-fits-all" and "form-fitting" in all the armor, seeing as how an entire galaxy of aliens has a lot of variance in size, and dem corps gotta make more money.

[QUOTE=tier56;25998262]Alright I'm back with the new gun, here goes. The M-83 "Meat Grinder" After 10 years after the M-76 "Revenant" LMG was deployed, the Turian Hierarchy was still unsatisfied with the firepower the Revenant provided, and looked for other means to replace it. Then a bored gunship engineer named Actus was fixing the turret cannon of an A-37 berserker gunship when a thresher maw attacked the base he was in. So he decided to modify the weapon for infantry use. But before he could use it, the thresher maw spat acid at him and he died. Then a another turian nicknamed "Grinder" who was enhanced with enough implants to use the weapon, picked up the experimental weapon and defeated the thresher maw. The Turian Hierarchy caught glimpse of the weapon and decided to use it as the replacement. Grinder was promoted to Sargent and the Turian military adopted the gun for military use. It has a 500 round clip and a really high rate of fire, takes a long time to reload. and you have to mount it on to cover to get anything even resembling accuracy. Also You only carry 1500 bullets as leftover ammo, provided your full on ammo though.[/QUOTE] still not as mighty as our legions heavy bolters and their sheer power and cutting ability, mind you this "grinder" has no place in the army we are building to cleanse the universe of heretics. peace be with you brother and may your enemies falter at your hands

Hey, can anyone get me an audio clip of Shepard saying "this should come in handy?" I need it for my world famous album of Mass Effect songs. I'll put you in the credits and stuff.

Ain't somebody doing that right about now...?

Working on it. I don't think I've come across that particular vocal yet, but I'll check the MaleShep folder and see. If not, I'll send it as soon as I find it.

don't remember male shep saying it. Hrm.

[QUOTE=kenji;26001847]don't remember male shep saying it. Hrm.[/QUOTE] Try scanning salvage/research in ME2. Says it a lot.

[QUOTE=XanaToast.;25999968]still not as mighty as our legions heavy bolters and their sheer power and cutting ability, mind you this "grinder" has no place in the army we are building to cleanse the universe of heretics. peace be with you brother and may your enemies falter at your hands[/QUOTE] Grey Knights are a Chapter not a Legion you Gak-Head.

[img]http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x204/BinaryEmp/McCainArterius.jpg[/img] This explains everything.

[QUOTE=croguy;25999100]Oh. Well, what I actually meant to say is why do they have the exact boob shape of the woman that's wearing it. It'd be understanding if it's a bit flatter on the outside, but still has a shaped interior on the inside.[/QUOTE] because it's hot also, umm, titanium... mesh weave alloy means you can wear skin tight outfits and still be protected yeah

Done with Thane's loyalty mission. Garrus' is up next. :buddy:

[QUOTE=phaedon;26002156][img_thumb]http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x204/BinaryEmp/McCainArterius.jpg[/img_thumb] This explains everything.[/QUOTE] I'd vote for 'em

[img]http://badspot.us/img/Mass-Effect-2-Boss-Rush.jpg[/img]

[img]http://nukoda.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/823693-spacemarinewh_super.jpg[/img] I volunteer for the first wave.

Awesome, I just came across the Isaac Newton lines.

Haha, I liked those badspot.us comics. :v:

Finally got a chance to buy and play ME2 and I gotta say it was much better than the first game in many ways. I am not a fan of probing planets or of the landing missions in ME1 so I just did some save editing and gave myself a fuck ton of resources and with that I found the game even more enjoyable. Cant wait for ME3 :frown:

[QUOTE=superdinoman;26008640] I am not a fan of probing planets [/QUOTE] Wait. You don't like [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-CDNLYZ0zA]probing Uranus[/url] ?

[QUOTE=phaedon;26010723]Wait. You don't like [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-CDNLYZ0zA]probing Uranus[/url] ?[/QUOTE] It's not really that profitable.

I certainly don't want to probe [i]my[/i] anus but I'm sure we can see about probing Uranus.

Probe highly populated planets... Just in case.

[QUOTE=Devodiere;26010907]I certainly don't want to probe [i]my[/i] anus but I'm sure we can see about probing Uranus.[/QUOTE] Fun fact: Most of Uranus' moons are named after characters from Pope's "The Rape of Lock". One has to wonder why they thought of putting rape and Uranus together.

I now know why the ME games are so awesome. [img]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/11/12/ad8fa923-9566-4b4a-b1d3-e406b6b8ed73.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Computermaster;26003909]Done with Thane's loyalty mission. Garrus' is up next. :buddy:[/QUOTE] I've only got Samara's to do then it's off to the [sp]derelict reaper[/sp]. Spoilers tag'd in case.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26012504]I've only got Samara's to do then it's off to the [sp]derelict reaper[/sp]. Spoilers tag'd in case.[/QUOTE] What playthrough number?