Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions!

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;26083769][url]http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Broker_Dossiers/Grunt[/url]

"PURCHASE 8856- UG-972:Captain Cosmic Action Figures 'Garr the Krogan Battlemaster' with real smash your enemies action!" :v:

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"//FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS//
100% COMPLETED"

Beautiful.[/QUOTE]
''SEARCH:tryannsauros wrex''

[TheCumScoundrel]

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26083810]''SEARCH:tryannsauros wrex''[/QUOTE]

i am going to google that for the fun of it

[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]

it lead me right back to the thread

[WeekendWarrior]

[url]http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Broker_Dossiers/Tali%27Zorah_vas_Neema[/url]
-Reinstalled suit application, Nerve-Stim Pro:Deluxe Edition

[phaedon]

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26084209][url]http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Broker_Dossiers/Tali%27Zorah_vas_Neema[/url]
[/QUOTE]

Looks like Tali has been downloading movie torrents.

[DiscoInferno]

I got a slight giggle from Miranda's date site chat logs but I sadface'd at the rest. Also, why is "video" shortened to "vid" in the future?

[phaedon]

Actually, movies=vids.

[WeekendWarrior]

It appears TIM is a stud.
''Sexual liaisons (past week): -Sani Shelani, Illium Entertainment's Sexiest Human Alive
-Brooke Karrigar, Skyball Champion
-Vela Vicious, Fornax Dream Girl 2185
-Staci and Stephi Strong, the "Terra Firma Twins"
-Matriarch Trellani (twice)''

[phaedon]

TIM is most likely a rapist. :v:

[TheCumScoundrel]

[QUOTE=phaedon;26084556]TIM is most likely a rapist. :v:[/QUOTE]

but he rarely leaves his office

[phaedon]

He actually lives on a spacestation that has a 'Free candies' sign on it's hull.

Too. damn. easy.

[mercurius]

[QUOTE=XanaToast.;26084569]but he rarely leaves his office[/QUOTE]
Miranda and Jacob abduct his victims.

[phaedon]

[QUOTE=mercurius;26084680]Miranda and Jacob abduct his victims.[/QUOTE]
This too.

[Arachnidus]

To carry on from page 43, I seriously felt terrible when I read Miranda's dossier. Hits like a rock, especially when you romance her. I wonder, "How would Bioware let Shepard react to this in ME3?".

[phaedon]

I felt bad, but look at the bright side. No space babies in ME3.

EDIT:

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqPONswzchQ&t=1m13s]Mass Effect Ballet[/url]

[Dronaroid]

[QUOTE=phaedon;26084616]He actually lives on a spacestation that has a 'Free candies' sign on it's hull.

Too. damn. easy.[/QUOTE]

He lives in a wallpaper.

[DoomMarine23]

I wonder if he ever bagged any quarians

:smug:

[Novangel]

He did.
He gave them the night of their lives....
by ending it.

[Mai]

[QUOTE=phaedon;26084616]He actually lives on a spacestation that has a 'Free candies' sign on it's hull.

Too. damn. easy.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj66/the_killer23/Cerberus_Station.png[/IMG]

:frogbon:

[WhiteFox08]

[QUOTE=the_killer24;26086165][img_thumb]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj66/the_killer23/Cerberus_Station.png[/img_thumb]

:frogbon:[/QUOTE]

:frog:

[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]

Also i had 90% paragon and still cant stop the fight between Jack and Miranda jhkrlgbrklgj0ksld;ejkhtrwe3kt.

[spartan-9081]

I feel like starting another ME1 playthrough... Shit I *am* going insane.

[haloguy234]

[QUOTE=Whitefox08;26086439]:frog:

[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]

Also i had 90% pargon and still cant stop the fight between Jack and Miranda jhkrlgbrklgj0ksld;ejkhtrwe3kt.[/QUOTE]

Shock Trooper, bro. Shock Trooper.

[Mai]

[QUOTE=Whitefox08;26086439]:frog:

[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]

Also i had 90% pargon and still cant stop the fight between Jack and Miranda jhkrlgbrklgj0ksld;ejkhtrwe3kt.[/QUOTE]

paragon

:frogdowns:

[DiscoInferno]

Why in the Shadow Broker Dossiers does it seem like he's trying to fuck the political stability of the galaxy up? I know he's meant to be indiscriminate with who he give what information to, but most of the time he's acting on his own, leaking information. Seems kind of bad for business if you're just going to leak all the juciy gossip free of charge.

[Mai]

Destabilize it enough for the yahg to come in as major players?

[Doc_Fisherman]

[img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/315/d/f/stupidity_4_by_ymo7-d32mno1.jpg[/img]
Seriously, this is what I also thought that why not EDI does some prospecting, you're the god damn commander of the ship.

[Whatsinaname]

I have never seen that sort of art style in a ME2 comic before.

[DiscoInferno]

[QUOTE=the_killer24;26086894]Destabilize it enough for the yahg to come in as major players?[/QUOTE]

Then he is a meanie face.

[spartan-9081]

[QUOTE=the_killer24;26086894]Destabilize it enough for the yahg to come in as major players?[/QUOTE]

Or perhaps trying to keep the market good. I haven't read the Shadow Broker stuff any time recently, so I could be very wrong. But maybe he's trying to keep all the governments suspicious and dysfunctional so they keep coming to him for the intel they need to stay ahead of the curve. A vicious cycle that he is the center of.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=Doc_Fisherman;26024549][img_thumb]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/316/8/7/the_fem_effect___english_by_willhelmkranz-d32prok.jpg[/img_thumb]
[/QUOTE]
Wow, that's actually really well drawn.

[Snoberry]

[QUOTE=Wiggles;25346007]The reporter that you punch in the face.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATj3tIqSj5g&hd=1[/media][/QUOTE]

I know this was posted a lot of pages back but is it just me or do the exaggerated and unnatural/stiff movements piss anyone else off?