Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

Romance scene must be completed with kinect. Wait....what.

Also it's gay sex. And you need a co-op partner.

Too far man.....

I thought I already went too far when I said Kinect only.

:iceburn:

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;26104186]I thought I already went too far when I said Kinect only.[/QUOTE] You already crossed the point of no return, so there's no harm in continuing.

[quote]Two announcements coming from Bioware tomorrow. Anyone else thinking that ME3 will be announced ? [/quote] Much more likely its going to be a TOR reveal?

[QUOTE=JesterUK;26104214]You already crossed the point of no return, so there's no harm in continuing.[/QUOTE] Okay, I'll post some stuff I've found on the BioWare forums: [quote]andysilv87 wrote: Kabraxal, was it you who was talking about the dominatrix/chocolate stuff all those pages back? Because with Rath mentioning a love scene I'm getting all kinds of images in my head. Kabraxal wrote: Yep. Chocalatey goodness... So far, the erotic scenes in this will involve chocalate or dom play. I will eventually write my chocalate fantasy, though that might just be a one off erotic story. Kabraxal wrote: *goes into slow motion, give a sultry, smoldering glance over his shoulder as the spray hits him... twirling, his hair fans out in a smooth wave as he smiles and lifts his arms above his head. He drops the pompoms, and runs his hands down his chocolate covered chest and abs before raising a drenched finger and slowly licking the chocolate off* Kabraxal wrote: Considering where this thread has been: dominatrix, chocolate, strawberrie, steamy showers... and the Tali doll... it would be hard to wierd us out anymore. Okay... really going to bed. Just had to get to a safe, saving area. Now, onward to my dreamy fantasy of my chocalate covered perfection! Kabraxal wrote: And on that somewhat angry note, I need to get to bed. I get cranky when I get sleepy. Here's to hoping I have wonderful dreams of Miri and chocalate. Yum...[/quote] A completely normal day there...

Hope one of the announcements is more ME2 content

[QUOTE=mercurius;26104363]Okay, I'll post some stuff I've found on the BioWare forums: A completely normal day there...[/QUOTE] The fuck did I just read?

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26102861]Late 2011/ Early 2012[/QUOTE] I meant a less vague release date.

I'm hopeful but these announcements of announcements never seem to turn out into anything I'd actually like.

I've been thinking about something recently. Would the krogan turn into a peaceful race if the salarians didn't give them advanced technology so early? I remember Mordin talking about that, and I've been wondering how civilized krogan would be like ever since.

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;26105923]I've been thinking about something recently. Would the krogan turn into a peaceful race if the salarians didn't give them advanced technology so early? I remember Mordin talking about that, and I've been wondering how civilized krogan would be like ever since.[/QUOTE] Nope, they were probably going to die out anyway, considering they nuked their planet into an apocalyptic hellhole.

I thought they already almost wiped themselves out by that point... [editline]17th November 2010[/editline] :ninja:

They nuked themselves before the Salarians discovered them, so clearly their uber-rapid breeding was successful in keeping them alive if the salarians thought they were a strong enough race to combat the rachni in the numbers they must have been in.They probably would be like Turians without the discipline of military service if the salarians never enlightened them.

[QUOTE=spartan-9081;26106758]They nuked themselves before the Salarians discovered them, so clearly their uber-rapid breeding was successful in keeping them alive if the salarians thought they were a strong enough race to combat the rachni in the numbers they must have been in.They probably would be like Turians without the discipline of military service if the salarians never enlightened them.[/QUOTE] Yeah but the Turians are awful at fighting (which is ironic since that's all they're really good at.)

The salarians didn't really get a choice in the matter though, it was basically "use krogan to kill the shit out of rachni and deal with problems later" or "die"

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;26106956]Yeah but the Turians are awful at fighting (which is ironic since that's all they're really good at.)[/QUOTE] They're good soldiers but not adaptive at all. Also good soldiers, not good fighters, they take orders and obey them, they have trouble holding their own alone. As a military unit, Turians will do better but fall apart when anything tipping the scales comes out. Krogan can't follow orders but will kill anything around them with great efficiency. This makes them possible to be tactically outmaneuvered but even then, they are incredibly difficult to take down.

Inquisitive. I wonder how the elcor go to battle.

Chastising, they don't they hire mercenaries.

[QUOTE=Devodiere;26107243]They're good soldiers but not adaptive at all. Also good soldiers, not good fighters, they take orders and obey them, they have trouble holding their own alone. As a military unit, Turians will do better but fall apart when anything tipping the scales comes out. Krogan can't follow orders but will kill anything around them with great efficiency. This makes them possible to be tactically outmaneuvered but even then, they are incredibly difficult to take down.[/QUOTE] Explains why they were able to stay the military arm of the Council for the past 1,000 years, but fell apart in the face of "unorthodox" military technology and tactics by the Systems Alliance in the First Contact War.

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;26103569]"Mass Effect 3 will also be on the Wii."[/QUOTE] Mass Wiifect.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;26107373]Inquisitive. I wonder how the elcor go to battle.[/QUOTE] Shoulder mounted weaponry that are aimed in a manner similar to the plasma cannon for a Predator?

Holy fuck now you're giving me the scariest mental image of an Elcor :ohdear: 'It ain't no man...'

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;26107410]Shoulder mounted weaponry that are aimed in a manner similar to the plasma cannon for a Predator?[/QUOTE] Obviously not. It's an M2HB controlled by a Volus. :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Novangel;26107396]Mass Wiifect.[/QUOTE] Mass Kinect. Actually, it would be kind of funny to, say, have kinect read your facial expressions and apply them to Shepard mid-conversation. Subtle things like that are the only uses I can think of for Kinect in a "hardcore" title. But then again, that wouldn't really be worth $150.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahpboS4CN9c[/media] :byodood:

[QUOTE=Funnycat;25577372][quote=XanaToast.]Archangelsk and Samara are cities in Russia[/quote][/QUOTE] I'm sorry but if you're going to correct someone get it right. It's Arkhangel'sk

With all of the Mass Effect models for GMod now, I was considering doing a few poses based off of the Terminator series with them. The only problem is, who will be the Terminator? I have three ideas: Saren, Thane, or Legion. I'd like your feedback. Rate Funny for Legion, Winner for Saren, or Zing for Thane.