Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions!

[TheCumScoundrel]

ive fired a few guns before, not much recoil and i got very used to it after 2 shots.

i did the revolver dirty harry style :smug:

clay pigeon shooting is the best

but still duel wieldin is not entirely necessary, maybe if you want to give off a couple more shots when theres less people on your side

[phaedon]

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26184916]The thought of dual-wielding magnums (yes, MW2 I'm looking at you) is pretty laughable.[/QUOTE]

There are more chances to die from hitting yourself to the head with the guns due to recoil than injuring your opponent. :smug:

[Canuhearme?]

Wouldn't having to handle the aiming systems of two weapons at once be too much for Shepard's onboard VI anyway?

[Alyx Zark]

I like how we're on the verge of ME3 and all anyone can talk about is dual-wielding.

[WeekendWarrior]

It could be worse. We could be talking about tanks.

[phaedon]

Let's talk about Wrex inflicting blunt force traumas to various people.

[Alyx Zark]

Lets talk about Miranda's anatomically correct ass.

[DoomMarine23]

I think dual-wielding in certain, desperate as fuck situations is understandable.

[phaedon]

Let's talk about the chances of TIM being diagnosed with lung cancer in the near future.

[WeekendWarrior]

High

[Canuhearme?]

He probably has a few clones to organ harvest.

[phaedon]

Actually, TIM having cybernetic eyes lead me to believe that he is [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFR07vsnWjA&playnext=1&list=PL8D15EB9B5BF73D10&index=58]this guy.[/url]

[TheCumScoundrel]

i hope we get to see the full ME3 trailer very soon. i cant wait for the 11th

[phaedon]

[QUOTE=XanaToast.;26187093]i hope we get to see the full ME3 trailer very soon. i cant wait for the 11th[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't get my hopes up. It will probably be a small teaser.

[Arachnidus]

[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;26186474]Lets talk about Miranda's anatomically correct ass.[/QUOTE]

This. I like this. I doubted I'd ever get a chance to see a badass video game version of myself getting down with Yvonne Strahovski.

I was so glad I did.

[editline]20th November 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=phaedon;26187117]I wouldn't get my hopes up. It will probably be a small teaser.[/QUOTE]

As long as it has an epic song alongside it like the first one for ME2 did, it's fine.

[LeonS]

[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;26186265]I like how we're on the verge of ME3 and all anyone can talk about is dual-wielding.[/QUOTE]

I like how we're not allowed to have discussions about anything else but ME3.

[phaedon]

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[Novangel]

I love how we're absolutely positive this is ME3, even though SIS, Thames seem to have nothing to do with it.
Meh optimistic I suppose.

[Canuhearme?]

Bioware's not well known for their games set in the modern age.

[Whatsinaname]

[QUOTE=phaedon;26186581]Let's talk about the chances of TIM being diagnosed with lung cancer in the near future.[/QUOTE]
Zero. Cancer is no longer a problem.

And I think using two hands for biotic abilities would look pretty cool.

[Alyx Zark]

[QUOTE=Novangel;26187630]I love how we're absolutely positive this is ME3, even though SIS, Thames seem to have nothing to do with it.
Meh optimistic I suppose.[/QUOTE]
We got ME3 from PlaystationRU's Twitter update earlier when they said that a Mass Effect 3 teaser would be shown off.

[Mai]

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;26188262]Zero. Cancer is no longer a problem.

And I think using two hands for biotic abilities would look pretty cool.[/QUOTE]

biotics != guns

[Wiggles]

[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;26188881]We got ME3 from PlaystationRU's Twitter update earlier when they said that a Mass Effect 3 teaser would be shown off.[/QUOTE]

Not a reliable source.

[Doc_Fisherman]

[img]http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/4053/img1692r.jpg[/img]
:byodood:

[Whatwhat1337]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;26184656]Dual wielding just looks stupid. Period. For those of you who disagree, have you ever fired a weapon? You need both hands to keep a pistol steady, to say nothing of an automatic weapon. It just dosn't happen.[/QUOTE]
In all seriousness, the reason dual wielding doesn't work IRL is because you need to use the sights if you want to hit anything at all, and it's impossible to focus your eyes in two different spots at the same time. Try reading and comprehending the first and last words of this line at the same time, for example.

[superdinoman]

Meh teaser trailers are usually just some music and a title screen with a year. Ill be glad when they release a 2+ minute trailer.

Something like this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_opf7-bWIR8[/media]

[Alyx Zark]

[QUOTE=Wiggles;26189500]Not a reliable source.[/QUOTE]
I fail to see how the official Playstation Twitter is not reliable. It's the Russian one but meh. Believe what you will.

[Dronaroid]

[QUOTE=phaedon;26186432]Let's talk about Wrex inflicting blunt force traumas to various people.[/QUOTE]

Krogan just love headbutting anyone they see.

Also, this video is still incredibly awesome

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVehCAe6b8[/media]

[Provost]

:20bux: says the third game will have some sort of uheard of twist, like [sp]Soylent Green is people![/sp] or something like that.

[Whatsinaname]

How about [sp]The council is indoctrinated![/sp]