Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;26191740]How about [sp]The council is indoctrinated![/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]The whole series is a daydream made up by a fifth grader![/sp]

[sp]Snape kills Dumbledore.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;26191762][sp]The whole series is a daydream made up by a fifth grader![/sp][/QUOTE] If that happened I'd be pissed. I hate huge twists like that.

[SP]Commander Shepard asks for the DSM.[/SP]

[QUOTE=Vassikin;26191932]If that happened I'd be pissed. I hate huge twists like that.[/QUOTE] Or, [sp]The whole series is a flashback from the mind of an elderly Shepard, who lost consciousness in a shuttle station and spent an hour and a half flailing around on the ground, pissing himself and foaming at the mouth while people recorded him on their omni-tools.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;26192006]Or, [sp]The whole series is a flashback from the mind of an elderly Shepard, who lost consciousness in a shuttle station and spent an hour and a half flailing around on the ground, pissing himself and foaming at the mouth while people recorded him on their omni-tools.[/sp][/QUOTE] That would be [I]slightly[/I] better. [sp]I hate when in books/movies/games at the end you find out "oh lol it was all just a dream." At least with the flashback it actually happened, just not at that time.[/sp]

[sp]It turns out to be a best selling documentary made 500 years in the future.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;26190751]I fail to see how the official Playstation Twitter is not reliable. It's the Russian one but meh. Believe what you will.[/QUOTE] They aren't Bioware and they have no source so I'm not inclined to believe it.

[QUOTE=Wiggles;26192115]They aren't Bioware and they have no source so I'm not inclined to believe it.[/QUOTE] It's an official branch of Sony. God you're thick aren't you?. Anyway. We all know that ME3 will end with Shepard taking off his clothes and revealing his gorgeous Hanar body.

[sp]It's all a simulation inside the mind of a Reaper while waiting for the next Cycle to begin.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;26192462][sp]It's all a simulation inside the mind of a Reaper while waiting for the next Cycle to begin.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]That's been said before. Sorry.[/sp]

[sp]A reaper is having a bad dream. The Reapers kill the real Commander Shepard instantly.[/sp]

[sp]As it turns out, it was all an elaborate plan by Shepard to steal the secrets of a major corporation by going into a dream within a dream within a dream within the Matrix.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;26192556][sp]That's been said before. Sorry.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]Because I said it a few pages ago :smith:[/sp]

[sp]Why are we all talking in spoilers? Not saying I don't enjoy it, though.[/sp]

Shepard dies his hair. SPOILER.

[QUOTE=Saren;26193170]Shepard [b]dies[/b] his hair. SPOILER.[/QUOTE] Never forget. Anyway, does anyone have that video with a guy playing a hacked version of Mass Effect 2 and spawning tanks in the citadel everywhere? Those were awesome but I can't find them.

[QUOTE=Saren;26193170]Shepard dies his hair. SPOILER.[/QUOTE] :allears: Oh you

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;26191428]Krogan just love headbutting anyone they see. Also, this video is still incredibly awesome [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVehCAe6b8[/media][/QUOTE] A bit late but I love how Thane and Grunt matchup, Thane takes on vast numbers through badass finesse and pinpoint accuracy, Grunt just keeps coming and puts holes in things.

[QUOTE=Doc_Fisherman;26189561][img_thumb]http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/4053/img1692r.jpg[/img_thumb] :byodood:[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aXJmWlF88Q[/media] :smug:

the ending better be something awe inspiring and unbelieveably brilliant

[QUOTE=XanaToast.;26198388]the ending better be something awe inspiring and unbelieveably brilliant[/QUOTE] Shepard accidentally shoots himself on the foot and the Reaper fleet proceeds by exterminating everyone on the galaxy.

[QUOTE=superdinoman;26193694]:allears: Oh you[/QUOTE] Your either thinking I misspelled

I would love to see another dying thing on the last mission of ME3. Like, in combat, dying. It fades to critical mission failure, like normal, only you hear people shouting 'Shepard!' or stuff like that. And it goes to static, and you see the Reapers blowing everything up. and it flickers to the people you met, and they're all dead. Stuff like that.

[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;26192443]It's an official branch of Sony. God you're thick aren't you?. Anyway. We all know that ME3 will end with Shepard taking off his clothes and revealing his gorgeous Hanar body.[/QUOTE] On the official PlayStation twitter ([url]http://twitter.com/PlayStation[/url]), whenever they post news it's accompanied by a source. Whether it be from their own site or another news site, it's still a source. So where is the source on the Sony Russia tweet?

[QUOTE=Saren;26199410]Your either thinking I misspelled[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/saren.png[/img] :psyboom:

[QUOTE=phaedon;26200759][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/saren.png[/img_thumb] :psyboom:[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbOjS0Ah7_o[/media]

[QUOTE=phaedon;26200759][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/saren.png[/img_thumb] :psyboom:[/QUOTE] Damn turians, coming back from the dead.

There's also a village in Mount and Blade named Saren.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;26201917]There's also a village in Mount and Blade named Saren.[/QUOTE] Cerberus News had a story about a turian relief worker named Saren.