Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

[QUOTE=XanaToast.;26227002]Liara finds all of Shepards porn and downloads it........ thats.. all i have :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I bet it's Tali or Quarian porn :rimshot:

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[QUOTE=doommarine23;26227029]I bet it's Tali or Quarian porn :rimshot:[/QUOTE] :gonk:

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26227056]:gonk:[/QUOTE] Mmm Mmm time to get me some Kal'Reegar and Veetor :rimshot:

[QUOTE=doommarine23;26227084]Mmm Mmm time to get me some Kal'Reegar and Veetor :rimshot:[/QUOTE] [img]http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8881/vomitbig.gif[/img]

So, someone remind me, [sp]what is the trigger that sets off the Collectors invading the ship again?[/sp] I'm about to go recruit Samara and I know I still have Legion after that, but I want to actually attempt to save my crew this time.

[QUOTE=Pascall;26227126]So, someone remind me, [sp]what is the trigger that sets off the Collectors invading the ship again?[/sp] I'm about to go recruit Samara and I know I still have Legion after that, but I want to actually attempt to save my crew this time.[/QUOTE] Getting the Reaper IFF. You have to do an N7 mission after you get it.

[QUOTE=Pascall;26227126]So, someone remind me, [sp]what is the trigger that sets off the Collectors invading the ship again?[/sp] I'm about to go recruit Samara and I know I still have Legion after that, but I want to actually attempt to save my crew this time.[/QUOTE] Doing the IFF. Make sure you do every crew and loyality mission, you only have time to do legion's. If you do the IFF regardless. [editline]22nd November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26227123][img_thumb]http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8881/vomitbig.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I won't lie, I lol'd. All my friends like Tali :smithicide:

Alrighty. Thanks. I'm on my second playthrough and I need Kelly around. To feed my fish.

[QUOTE=doommarine23;26227029]I bet it's Tali or Quarian porn :rimshot:[/QUOTE] I can't really imagine Quarian porn. It'd be like fapping to guys dressed in HAZMAT suits.

[QUOTE=croguy;26227325]I can't really imagine Quarian porn. It'd be like fapping to guys dressed in HAZMAT suits.[/QUOTE] This has so much potential.

[QUOTE=croguy;26227325]I can't really imagine Quarian porn. It'd be like fapping to guys dressed in HAZMAT suits.[/QUOTE] Do you honestly want me to unleash the fucking Quarian porn.

[QUOTE=doommarine23;26227392]Do you honestly want me to unleash the fucking Quarian porn.[/QUOTE] Only if it's really good.

[QUOTE=croguy;26227325]I can't really imagine Quarian porn. It'd be like fapping to guys dressed in HAZMAT suits.[/QUOTE] Skintight HAZMAT suits. I'd sure as hell hit it. Anyone remember !LORD M! ?

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[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;26227807]Anyone remember !LORD M! ?[/QUOTE] I remember seeing him post, but care to fill me in on why is he related to the current discussion?

[QUOTE=croguy;26227491]Only if it's really good.[/QUOTE] I guess I might. It was pretty lulzy when my friend and I found it. Actually, it's horrific. But, I'll spoiler tag it. [editline]22nd November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26227884][img_thumb]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9007/top10ww.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] lol'd

I might as well repost this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM-PvXWcqo[/media]

[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;26228525]I might as well repost this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM-PvXWcqo[/media][/QUOTE] That video has of the best endings I've seen in an Youtube video.

Which phrase would you choose to sum up the Mass Effect franchise so far ?

I should go.

[QUOTE=doommarine23;26226708]Shepard can honestly be of any background, but if we *had* to argue "canon". He is Canadian.[/QUOTE] Damn, you're right. But the Canadians have no Marines. And historically, a shit ton of Canucks have joined the US military, including the Marines. Hell, I know one personally. He's a hero of mine, but not for that reason in particular... Also, it's kind of suggested the the US is the dominant power in the NAU in the ME universe.

[QUOTE=phaedon;26229285]Which phrase would you choose to sum up the Mass Effect franchise so far ?[/QUOTE] I'm Commander Shepard....

In fact, there is no USA in the ME universe. Just United States of North America. Canada,USA and Mexico.

[QUOTE=phaedon;26229733]In fact, there is no USA in the ME universe. Just United States of North America. Canada,USA and Mexico.[/QUOTE] Canada, Mexico and USA are all still seperate countries, the NAU is more like the EU than the US.

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;26230079]Canada, Mexico and USA are all still seperate countries, the NAU is more like the EU than the US.[/QUOTE] Well, maybe so, but USNA/NAU was mentioned only in a couple of CDN entries, so we can't be sure.

[QUOTE=phaedon;26230128]Well, maybe so, but USNA/NAU was mentioned only in a couple of CDN entries, so we can't be sure.[/QUOTE] I think that there is also a codex about it.

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;26230079]Canada, Mexico and USA are all still seperate countries, the NAU is more like the EU than the US.[/QUOTE] It was major enough to cause a second US civil war.

I should really research the time between the present and the First Contact War...

[QUOTE=phaedon;26229285]Which phrase would you choose to sum up the Mass Effect franchise so far ?[/QUOTE] Ah yes, Reapers.