Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions!
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[QUOTE=MrHolland;26253394]Thought you guys might enjoy this:
[img_thumb]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/327/1/7/me3__planned_parenthood_by_wabfloyd-d33gi68.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Should it concern me that this is the second time I've ever seen a male Shepard used in a fan comic?
Or should I be even more concerned that, since this is Tali-oriented, the fact it's male Shep would basically invalidate it as being a "male Shep" comic?
[editline]23rd November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=ThePutty;26260566]why are people so obsessed with tali? it's fucking annoying
she's an annoying bitch who can't stop whining about everything[/QUOTE]
She's the ultimate nerd's girl.
[editline]23rd November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=ThePutty;26260566]why are people so obsessed with tali? it's fucking annoying
she's an annoying bitch who can't stop whining about everything[/QUOTE]
She's the ultimate nerd's girl.
[QUOTE=ThePutty;26260566]why are people so obsessed with tali? it's fucking annoying
she's an annoying bitch who can't stop whining about everything[/QUOTE]
You're thinking of Ashley.
Am I the only one who was disappointed by the outcome of the Archangel mission?
Spoiler tagged just in case someone flips a bitch switch
[sp]When given the opportunity to stab the Blue Suns merc who is repairing the gunship you can either stab him in the back or let him live. I expected Bioware to make it so if you let him live Garrus dies and if you kill him Garrus lives, turns out either way Garrus survives. Just bugged me that it changed absolutely nothing when the conversation implied he was getting the gunship up to 100% working order. The only thing it changed was Garrus either being shot by a rocket if the merc lived or by the machine gun if you killed the merc.[/sp]
I am disappoint. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Shibbey;26250144]
That's her calling card when she steals something.
...Unless she kidnaps Jacob.[/QUOTE]
And nothing of value was lost.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;26261952]Am I the only one who was disappointed by the outcome of the Archangel mission?
Spoiler tagged just in case someone flips a bitch switch
[sp]When given the opportunity to stab the Blue Suns merc who is repairing the gunship you can either stab him in the back or let him live. I expected Bioware to make it so if you let him live Garrus dies and if you kill him Garrus lives, turns out either way Garrus survives. Just bugged me that it changed absolutely nothing when the conversation implied he was getting the gunship up to 100% working order. The only thing it changed was Garrus either being shot by a rocket if the merc lived or by the machine gun if you killed the merc.[/sp]
I am disappoint. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
It changes how much health the gunship has when you fight it.
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;26262640]It changes how much health the gunship has when you fight it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but thats not a very big change when you use a heavy weapon like the Arc projector or even a basic sniper rifle.
Edit:
Just saw a gay romance of Garrus and male Shepard. :geno:
[QUOTE=MrHolland;26253394]Thought you guys might enjoy this:
[img_thumb]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/327/1/7/me3__planned_parenthood_by_wabfloyd-d33gi68.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Context aside, I very much like the art style this person uses.
Except in combination with the facial hair he kinda looks like a Gorilla.
Also, denial is the best option. If she really is pregnant it's not your baby if you don't acknowledge it's existence.
Tali always gave me more of a younger sister vibe. I'm expecting those who romanced her get to learn all about intergalactic statutory rape charges when ME3 comes.
Your avatar fits perfectly.
[QUOTE=Saren;26264668]Your avatar fits perfectly.[/QUOTE]
Your username fits perfectly.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;26262993]
Just saw a gay romance of Garrus and male Shepard. :geno:[/QUOTE]
:q:
kill it.
[QUOTE=ThePutty;26260566]why are people so obsessed with tali? it's fucking annoying
she's an annoying bitch who can't stop whining about everything[/QUOTE]
Ultimate nerd wank material.
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;26267902]Ultimate nerd wank material.[/QUOTE]
I never knew hazmat suit wearing gypsy mechanics were such a common fetish.
[QUOTE=Droogie;26268504]I never knew hazmat suit wearing gypsy mechanics were such a common fetish.[/QUOTE]
That sounds absolutely disgusting.
Are they turned on by the fact that you basically need a Venn diagram to explain all the weird things about it.
automerge lol
[QUOTE=Droogie;26268504]I never knew hazmat [b]leather gimp suit[/b] wearing gypsy mechanics were such a common fetish.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't exactly make it less odd, but at least that one is somewhat more frequently occurring.
Some of them are even wearing [b]latex[/b] gloves.
Miranda fans should be pleased as well.
[QUOTE=Droogie;26268504]I never knew hazmat suit wearing gypsy mechanics were such a common fetish.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Makol;26268536]That sounds absolutely disgusting.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=phaedon;26268591]Quarian porn.
[img_thumb]http://www.minetrainingsuccess.com/mediac/400_0/media/haz-mat_multi-suits.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Perhaps its the lack of sleep but the combination of these 3 posts were incredibly funny to me.
[QUOTE=phaedon;26268932]Some of them are even wearing [b]latex[/b] gloves.
Miranda fans should be pleased as well.[/QUOTE]
I'd be super pleased with Yvonne Strahovski.
The thing fans/talimancers find so great about Tali is personality, usually. They bloody love the mary sue of the game. Plus dem hips. Bioware loves to sexualize their female characters' appearance IMO.
Now then, can we stop reiterating our points about how strange the talimancers are?
Kal'Reegar is the best Quarian.
I really feel like playing through both games again.
Jesus christ, this thread is worse than Bioware forums. No one gives a shit if you like/hate Tali. Do we have to have 100 pages of "Hurr Tali sux" "Hurf durf, Talimancers are stoopid". [highlight]WE GET IT.[/highlight] Can we talk about [i]something else[/i] for once and not have some stupid comment about Tali derail the thread?
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;26269953]Jesus christ, this thread is worse than Bioware forums. No one gives a shit if you like/hate Tali. Do we have to have 100 pages of "Hurr Tali sux" "Hurf durf, Talimancers are stoopid". [highlight]WE GET IT.[/highlight] Can we talk about [i]something else[/i] for once and not have some stupid comment about Tali derail the thread?[/QUOTE]
Actually Tali is one of my favourite characters, and there is nothing wrong with making some jokes about a video game character. And no, nothing can be worse than the Bioware forums.
Update: Sorry, didn't notice spartan's post, I thought that you were referring to me.
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