Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions! - Games

[QUOTE=jackattack;26299446] Also semen joke Jacob Taylor: let me hit em with the good stuff :([/QUOTE] [img]http://imgur.com/9Fail.gif[/img]

Semen Joke: Go for the optics!

[url]http://www.facebook.com/pages/Garrus-Vakarian/113048261302[/url] Ladies go ga-ga for Garrus. What's all that about

It's that voice and the casual coolness. :allears: Also: [quote] [B][URL="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Garrus-Vakarian/113048261302"]Garrus Vakarian[/URL] is reading through PASCAL. Very interesting[/B] [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PASCAL_[/URL](database en.wikipedia.org[/quote] That is a very scary coincidence.

It was meant to be. Garrus is your soul mate.

I was thinking of you when he posted that.

So this thread has devolved into ogle over Pascall now has it? :|

[QUOTE=Libertas;26304598]So this thread has devolved into ogle over Pascall now has it? :|[/QUOTE] Why do people say this whenever I enter a thread. We're ogling Garrus.

[QUOTE=Libertas;26304598]So this thread has devolved into ogle over Pascall now has it? :|[/QUOTE] Learn to read. [img]http://gyazo.com/265fa8a616ffd0aac47d192e78b1c19c.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Mr. Gestapo;26304238][url]http://www.facebook.com/pages/Garrus-Vakarian/113048261302[/url] Ladies go ga-ga for Garrus. What's all that about[/QUOTE] Ehhh [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs399.snc3/24261_1339826889352_1041559746_30880108_3601195_n.jpg[/img]

[quote]Garrus Vakarian is bored of calibrations and is polishing his armour instead![/quote] BLASPHEMY! In other news, is there anything about Turian faces that is particularly attractive or is it just that it's Garrus? All I see is an Alien with no attractive, humanoid features, something I'm missing?

They're not attractive at all. It's more his personality and voice that earns him the fanbase.

They may not be attractive but they look pretty damn badass.

[QUOTE=spartan-9081;26290841]IIRC codex says the people who got put in stasis by the Collectors heard a voice calling itself harbinger, hence the name. But... hm... Nazarra sounds like it could be some ancient culture's name for something ominous/powerful, Harbinger is a word used in english... Forerunner twist, anyone? As in, ancient aliens turn out to be ancient and highly advanced humans ala Halo[/QUOTE] It's Nazara. One r. One z. Three as. One n.

[QUOTE=Doc_Fisherman;26298853][img_thumb]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/329/9/f/full_throttle_by_theeyzmaster-d33lk8l.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I actually thought shepard knocked miranda's hand on her face.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26298827]I like your new avatar, :iia:[/QUOTE] Thanks. :smile:

ME3: the reapers took to long to get to the milky way so Shepard gets old. the entire game is trying to escape from the nursing home.

[QUOTE=Mr. Gestapo;26304238][url]http://www.facebook.com/pages/Garrus-Vakarian/113048261302[/url] Ladies go ga-ga for Garrus. What's all that about[/QUOTE] "Can you wait for a bit, I'm playing some farmville."

I have a feeling Mordins nephew might make an appearance in the next game, possibly as a squad mate. Whilst I'd like Mordin back, he's getting on a bit (plus depending on your actions, he may already be dead).

Mordin has a nephew?

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;26310804]"Can you wait for a bit, I'm playing some farmville."[/QUOTE] [img]http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2632/Garrus_Romance_by_pokketmowse.jpg[/img]

i am reinstalling mass effect 2 again, it's been too long ago.

[QUOTE=jackattack;26299446]Sometimes garrus is just to much of a bro [img_thumb]http://imgkk.com/i/ycDp-4.jpg[/img_thumb] Also semen joke Jacob Taylor: let me hit em with the good stuff :([/QUOTE] Oh dear, I made that pic with my old FemShep. My new one is less of a dominatrix.

[QUOTE=Pachengo;26310171]ME3: the reapers took to long to get to the milky way so Shepard gets old. the entire game is trying to escape from the nursing home.[/QUOTE] Also you see Mordin, Wrex, and Zaeed there.

how the fuck did i end up with such an ugly shepard without noticing

[QUOTE=Confused111;26313606]how the fuck did i end up with such an ugly shepard without noticing[/QUOTE] Unless you're gay or socially minded you have not much of a clue of what's considered attractive when it comes to the look of males. Unless your Shepard is REALLY ugly in which case you were either drunk, high, not paying attention or looking at the face at the wrong angle.

[QUOTE=jackattack;26312522][img_thumb]http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2632/Garrus_Romance_by_pokketmowse.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] This made water shoot out of my nose because I was laughing so hard...

[QUOTE=jackattack;26312522][img_thumb]http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2632/Garrus_Romance_by_pokketmowse.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Why do I think of David Bowie when I see this?

[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/213409k.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;26314008]Unless you're gay or socially minded you have not much of a clue of what's considered attractive when it comes to the look of males. Unless your Shepard is REALLY ugly in which case you were either drunk, high, not paying attention or looking at the face at the wrong angle.[/QUOTE] You don't need to be gay to tell if a guy is attractive or not. [sp]I'M NOT GAY, I SWEAR![/sp]