Mass Effect Megathread - This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions!

[DoomMarine23]

Okay, this hardcore shit is getting disturbing. I don't even know if I wanna post it

[spartan-9081]

0.o

This whole page... it just filled up my quota for mindfuck this week. Oh god why.

[3mpty]

[QUOTE=doommarine23;26320439]Okay, this hardcore shit is getting disturbing. I don't even know if I wanna post it[/QUOTE]

Then stop.
We don't want to read it, and the roleplaying queers don't want you to interrupt.
I'm quite happy to let them cyber with eachother all day long as long as I don' thave to read it, they're being harmless at the moment, you're just being an ass by going in and doing all this crap.

[Doc_Fisherman]

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26319050][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/693e0db71da346c2651d0b48fc787810.png[/img_thumb]
Didn't this Tali pic come from FP?
:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]

God Damn it. Hopefully no random Talimancers will keep on requesting being a god damn friend. Hell got too many friends in steam. Than again, not many of my steam friends play Black Ops.
Well atleast I'm still credited even though it's just a simple made thing.
Also on deviant, The Tali Emblem got twice the amount of views than Garrus or Legion does. :raise:

Now the only thing I can see what can make this worst, is seeing Black Ops Emblems with Tali, but with seamen as white drip over her mask...
Crap I am giving ideas.

[3mpty]

Legimancers.

[Doc_Fisherman]

[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;26321377]Legimancers.[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.mudphudder.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/leg-lamp.jpg[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqGTn7PCBw[/media]

[DoomMarine23]

[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;26321071]Then stop.
We don't want to read it, and the roleplaying queers don't want you to interrupt.
I'm quite happy to let them cyber with eachother all day long as long as I don' thave to read it, they're being harmless at the moment, you're just being an ass by going in and doing all this crap.[/QUOTE]

Someone does not understand the fine humor of the internet.

Then again, I don't blame you.

[editline]26th November 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=spartan-9081;26320774]0.o

This whole page... it just filled up my quota for mindfuck this week. Oh god why.[/QUOTE]

That's kinda how it goes.

[3mpty]

[QUOTE=Doc_Fisherman;26321405][media]http://www.mudphudder.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/leg-lamp.jpg[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqGTn7PCBw[/media][/QUOTE]

He has nice legs, im jus sayen

[DoomMarine23]

A leg in stockings for a light?

Right...

[David9413]

Also I like Zaeed's personal log on settling down.

Hell, maybe I should just buy a ship full of explosives and commit suicide by Omega. Easiest retirement plan I've come up with so far.
[url]http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Broker_Dossiers/Zaeed_Massani#Personal_Log[/url]

[DiscoInferno]

[QUOTE=phaedon;26320117]Garrus fans are also perfectly normal.

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:eek:[/QUOTE]

Ladies and gentlemen, the plot for Mass Effect 3!

[PariahKing]

Legionaries?

[Computermaster]

You called?

[Confused111]

Why are all the eye colors in Mass Effect 2 so beautiful?

[Provost]

Reaper invasion soon, fellow Stalkers!

[janky]

Just got done playing through ME1 after not playing it for awhile. Still amazes me. The end credits song gets me every time, it's perfect.

What's even better is completing ME1 and jumping straight into ME2. If you haven't already done this then try it. It's amazing how much they've improved the game.

[MoarToast]

Two weeks until I get to sit on my ass for an hour or two watching a horrible biased awards show that barely has anything to actually do with video games to see what will most likely be a 30 second tease of something that's not even Mass Effect-related :v:

Also, I really wonder how early on in the game Legion was originally intended to be gotten. I've been playing through ME2 with a modified save game and some of the lines recorded for Legion are actually kind of surprising.

[phaedon]

[QUOTE=MoarToast;26326911]Two weeks until I get to sit on my ass for an hour or two watching a horrible biased awards show that barely has anything to actually do with video games to see what will most likely be a 30 second tease of something that's not even Mass Effect-related :v:

Also, I really wonder how early on in the game Legion was originally intended to be gotten. I've been playing through ME2 with a modified save game and some of the lines recorded for Legion are actually kind of surprising.[/QUOTE]

I think that Legion was supposed to recover Shepard before Cerberus did.

[Pascall]

[img]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/MSpaint%20Shepard/page255.gif[/img]

:allears: oh the memories

[DoomMarine23]

:allears:

goodtimes

[Makol]

I apparently missed something amazing.

[JackAttack]

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;26320243]I've always wondered why Garrus had his scouter even on that scene.[/QUOTE]

garrus! what does the scouter say about his power level?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/nTkvR.png[/img]

[img]http://blamethelag.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/masseffect2redemptioncovera732_screen.jpg?w=632&h=395[/img]
kamehame-ha!!!!

[Novangel]

[QUOTE=Makol;26327732]I apparently missed something amazing.[/QUOTE]

Go there.
RIGHT NOW.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/906268-ME-Paint-Adventures-%28Interactive-Story%29-%28Suggestions-only-keep-chat-to-the-chat-thread%29[/url]

v2:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/910135-ME-Paint-Adventures-V2-%28Suggestions-only%29[/url]

[Ronin]

I went on a date to a hockey game tonight with a girl named Talia, her friends all call her Tali for short.

She likes L4D though, hasn't even heard of Mass Effect. :v:

Hopefully this goes somewhere...

[editline]27th November 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=Pascall;26327655][img_thumb]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/MSpaint%20Shepard/page255.gif[/img_thumb]

:allears: oh the memories[/QUOTE]

I miss those days, we'd all snuggle together and wait for Lankist to continue the adventure.

[Makol]

[QUOTE=Novangel;26328971]Go there.
RIGHT NOW.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/906268-ME-Paint-Adventures-%28Interactive-Story%29-%28Suggestions-only-keep-chat-to-the-chat-thread%29[/url]

v2:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/910135-ME-Paint-Adventures-V2-%28Suggestions-only%29[/url][/QUOTE]

On it boss.

[editline]27th November 2010[/editline]

Holy crap, this will make a great bed time story since it's like 2:30am here.

[editline]27th November 2010[/editline]

This is pretty funny, need a good laugh after what happened earlier today.

[Ronin]

I made the banner for V2 :buddy:

[Makol]

Ssshhh! Don't spoil anything for me.

[Chef salad]

[QUOTE=Pascall;26327655]:allears: oh the memories[/QUOTE]
This takes me back.
[media]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/MSpaint%20Shepard/page208.png[/media]

[Breen]

I have a feeling that reading the paint adventures is going to take up a lot of time for now. Perfect

[WeekendWarrior]

It's a good read.