Should not have eaten creamed tuna on toast, especially if I were to watch that 'ruptured scrotum' video.
Hey wait, can testes actually spring a leak like that?
I got chills down my spine every time a body part violently exploded apart.
:barf:
This with Euphoria. :gizz:
[QUOTE=Rubs10;26371666]It would have more appeal if people's arms got ripped off, etc.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but then you would never get your players back.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;26371788]Should not have eaten creamed tuna on toast, especially if I were to watch that 'ruptured scrotum' video.
Hey wait, can testes actually spring a leak like that?[/QUOTE]
I hope not. :ohdear:
But this game isn't football, it's a freaking massacre.
i am now eternally scared of football
[QUOTE=Swiket;26371075]This game was released two years ago...[/QUOTE]
He probably means NFL Blitz 99.
The old NFL Blitz was so much fun. It fucking shat on madden
Blitz 2: Fluids everywhere.
My friend has this. We used to get people together and play the game all day, just trying to see who can cause the most injuries. The way to go is to pick the No Helmets mode so there's more injuries.
Jesus christ.
I'm never gonna look at football the same way again.
The injuries compilation's music made me spit pumpkin pie all over when the foot exploded.
Those look oh so painful.
The original Blitz was amazing.
:byodood:
Am I seriously the only one who laughed when I injured the opposing team's leader?
Except for when I ruptured his scrotum, I cringed then.
Wow that's uh... pretty nasty I guess.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;26371666]It would have more appeal if people's arms got ripped off, etc.[/QUOTE]
Why... is that... appealing...
Killing people by shattering their vertebrae isn't enough?
I watched about 20 seconds of the first video and my jaw dropped so far I started making a faint 'aaaaaaaa' sound. Then I posted this.
That was fucking hard to watch..
its weird to see someone have a life changing injury and to only be out for a couple of plays
I've always been accustomed to gore in games, I never really found it to be grotesque enough to be disturbing and in some cases it adds to the immersion of the game.
But holy fuck this looked horribly painful. The especially disturbing part is thinking about how much time they spent on making all those pre-rendered injuries.
Do players actually die in Blitz 2? I mean, one of the injuries basically shows his neck exploding horribly, I really doubt he's getting back up.
[QUOTE=MoarToast;26374027]I've always been accustomed to gore in games, I never really found it to be grotesque enough to be disturbing and in some cases it adds to the immersion of the game.
But holy fuck this looked horribly painful. The especially disturbing part is thinking about how much time they spent on making all those pre-rendered injuries.
Do players actually die in Blitz 2? I mean, one of the injuries basically shows his neck exploding horribly, I really doubt he's getting back up.[/QUOTE]
don't worry man they're only out for 3 plays and they're right back into the game
Oh right it's all just pre-rendered stuff for set locations in the body.
[QUOTE=Furnost;26374040]don't worry man they're only out for 3 plays and they're right back into the game[/QUOTE]
Well now I need to rent this game just to see how ridiculous it is.
I miss Blitz, and Hail Marying every single play.
In the third video: Broken forearm, out for 2 plays.
[QUOTE=fish puncher;26374355]In the third video: Broken forearm, out for 2 plays.[/QUOTE]
If he wasn't a wussy he would have gone in the next play.
Running back breaks foot, out for 5 plays. Breaks hand, out for 7 games. I think the recovery time is completely random.
