• Blitz 2: goriest football game ever.
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All the players are part wolverine.
[QUOTE=fish puncher;26374396]Running back breaks foot, out for 5 plays. Breaks hand, out for 7 games. I think the recovery time is completely random.[/QUOTE] unfortunately the rate of fertilization of a football player with a busted nut is always 0%
Why does the bone like, liquify in the first video?
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;26374526]Why does the bone like, liquify in the first video?[/QUOTE] Blood is produced inside the bone marrow. The bone itself is just bending from the impact.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;26374632]Blood is produced inside the bone marrow. The bone itself is just bending from the impact.[/QUOTE] Brutal.
blitz the league was pretty fun too but not near as graphic. it still showed bones breaking, etc. but it made it look like an xray when it was happening.
On the last vid, what's that song
hahahahhahahahhahahaha i want this game
Gotta love how he just falls down and his balls explode
Of all the stuff i have seen on the internet this actually made me sick to my stomach. Jesus christ those are brutal.
Why the fuck did someone actually take the time out of their day to animate a rupturing scrotum
I wish this game had either come to PC or the Wii.
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In Blitz, everyone's blood is laced with high-explosives. Any serious pressure will cause those explosives to detonate in a controlled manner. I like to think that, to make things more fun and Battle Royale-esque.
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;26376037]Why the fuck did someone actually take the time out of their day to animate a rupturing scrotum[/QUOTE] Uh, it's their job? Also, I nearly threw up.
I curled up into a ball when watching those vide-OHGODNOTTHESCROTUM
Need more of this in FPS games. Pretty disgusting stuff right there. [editline]29th November 2010[/editline] Would be pretty cool for explosions especially.
[quote=Me, upon playing this game the first time]Ah god this is just what i don't even oh god look at that bone break and oh god is that a kidney and oh jesus that poor man's scrotum why mommy why[/quote] [quote=My friend, upon introducing me to this game]AHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] ;-;
i will not sleep well tonight [editline]29th November 2010[/editline] mother of god WHY IN THE SCROTUM [editline]29th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=fish puncher;26374355]In the third video: Broken forearm, out for 2 plays.[/QUOTE] walk it off
Can't wait when we reach enough processing power to be able to dynamically do such damage in realtime.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;26377389]Can't wait when we reach enough processing power to be able to dynamically do such damage in realtime.[/QUOTE] Real-time scrotum physics.
Oh god first time my stomach feels so bad after a video game footage
I hate all kinds of american football games but I'd buy this just for the gore :v:
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;26374884]blitz the league was pretty fun too but not near as graphic. it still showed bones breaking, etc. but it made it look like an xray when it was happening.[/QUOTE] They were probably aiming for a lower rating.
disturbing, honestly.
Dear god, that shit is cringe-worthy. I've gotta get me a copy of this somehow.
I didn't realize that was jizz coming out of hit balls until a while afterwards. :v: :crying:
Well, its official, Blitz the League 2 is the sickest game, well in football. I remember seeing a topic about a injury, people were wondering why would anyone put that in a football game, or any game, or anything. If Blitz the League 3 improves on this(and if there will actually be a 3rd blitz the league game), you think they would reach near AO status like MK9?
I wish it would return to its early 2000's state. I mean, it was extreme back then, but not ruptured-nutsack-oh-god-mommy-why extreme.
That first video is cringe worthy.
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