• Things in video games that made you go "wat".
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I was playing Bioshock, I just save a little sister and a Nitro Splicer decides to throw a grenade at her and she died. Just kidding, she got back up but she looked dead.
The fact that in Saints Row 2 you can set your character's gender to 0. Not really sure what that means...
Easiest "wat" for me... hands down... [B][I]Zork Zero[/I][/B] [sp]Fill in the bottomless pits so you can cross the bottom path in the GUE... and you release the Grues, which were put into the bottomless pits in the first place to GET RID OF THEM SO NO ONE HAS TO DEAL WITH THEM ANYMORE...[/sp]
Portal [sp]when the cake wasn't a lie[/sp]
Crazy gltich in Oblivion when I snuck up on a guy and tried to talk to him, he turned around and subtitles said "I HAVE NO LINES" before it exited dialogue and he attacked. The hallucinations in Brothers in Arms: Hells Highway
Metro 2033 Silhouettes.
[QUOTE=xamllew;21007927]MGS:3 zombie samurai nightmare[/QUOTE] That was still badass.
In Fallout 3 when you figured out that President Eden[SP]is a computer.[/sp] And when you figured out your father was[SP]trapped in a simulation as a dog.[/SP]
When you find [sp]Harold, the Talking Tree[/sp] in Fallout 3. Or when he wants you to kill him.
When the concept art for the Spitter was released.
Bioshock: "Thankyeh fer killin Ryan, now code red." *PAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!* . . . wat? Zeno Clash: "Father-Mother is a male creature, and thus incapable of having children. All his children are stolen." . . . wat?
ArmA 2 makes me 'wat' a lot. Like that time we beat the shit out of this little coastal town, wondering why there weren't any tanks, well after we captured it we find a pile of upside down empty T72s. Got even better when we started off down the road in our HMMVWs because they suddenly exploded, one rocketed into the mountain to our right and another splashed down in the ocean offshore. Or the time we were fighting some PLA on a farm and a group of unarmed Chinese suddenly charged us and started yelling at us. Maybe they were trying to kill us with foul language. Good times...
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;21026487]Zeno Clash: "Father-Mother is a male creature, and thus incapable of having children. All his children are stolen." . . . wat?[/QUOTE] All of Zeno Clash was a "Wat" moment for me..
[QUOTE=Big Ben;20998127][sp]You don't really control a sperm, but after Altair and Maria have sex, Altair leaps off the building, but Desmond stays with Maria. The camera zooms in on her stomach as he says "Oh shit! That must mean..."[/sp][/QUOTE] It means that the entire mission long you weren't following Altair, but something in one of his testicles.
in just cause 2 where [sp]you ride on the back of a fucking nuke.[/sp]
Do you guys know that Wat translated from Afrikaans into English is What. [editline]11:14PM[/editline] Also mother fucking Librarians from Metro 2033.
I was playing Saints Row 2 (I THINK 2, not sure) and I am on a mission where I have some NPCs helping me out in some robbery or hostage thing, and a character I have to capture and not kill. One of MY NPCs gets to the character first, grabs the girl I'm supposed to take hostage, and immediately shoots her and causes me to fail the mission. It was like it fucking WANTED me to lose. Made me so pissed.
Doom 1 ending.
When I found out that Shiekh was Zelda in OOT. In Fallout 3, when I shot the head off of a raider and his body shot up into the sky like a rocket. When Kratos actually acts surprised in GOW II that he's Zeus' son. Firing the fusion cannon for the first time in Turok. Those enemies in Prey that slide in and out of fleshy slits on the floors and walls that look like... Yeah... The ending to Resistance 2. Finally, in any game when you discover that when you want to go for a little swim, you die. Too damn many to name.
in gta4 where if you hit a tree just right while falling from a helicopter from 20,000 feet, you can get up and walk away like nothing ever happened. and when i figured out you could beat pac-man if you played long enough. took me 4 hours.
Touhou.
Already been said, but that fallout part where a random guy runs up and says 'Help me!' before exploding.
[QUOTE=133753P34K;20998473]metal gear solid 2 all of it[/QUOTE] Turn off your console! I was like.. huh? D:
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;21028832]Touhou.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/F5dzF.gif[/IMG]
Sex scenes.
When I launched onto the top of the castle in Super Mario 64, and there was a fuckton of Yoshi's up there.
[QUOTE=Murdoco;21028582]in just cause 2 where [sp]you ride on the back of a fucking nuke.[/sp][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580/dr%20strangelove%20riding%20the%20nuke.jpg[/img]
Great Mighty Poo in Conquers Bad Fur day.
[QUOTE=Killuah;21029956]Great Mighty Poo in Conquers Bad Fur day.[/QUOTE] I think the command line ending to Conker's Bad Fur Day is more of a "What" moment.
Assassin's Creed I thought the plot was based solely around a medieval killer And then :aaaaa:
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