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Facade - "Fuck you fuck you fuck you" "I think it would be best if you leave"

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Tried this game again and won on my first try, ever while i was super stoned. [QUOTE]FACADE STAGEPLAY Mon May 28 21 43 36 2012 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- -- (interrupted) (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) (Doug knocks on the front door.) TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! DOUG yo niggas GRACE Trip...! (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) DOUG let me in! TRIP Doug!! TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted) (DOUG hugs trip.) TRIP Uh... TRIP Well come on in... DOUG how are you TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) DOUG i missed you GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Doug, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! -- (interrupted) DOUG hey doug (DOUG kisses grace.) GRACE Aw, ha ha -- (interrupted) GRACE Oh, yes, let's... (polite kiss on cheek) GRACE Doug, you're so sweet. GRACE Well, come in, make yourself at home... -- (interrupted) DOUG aww (: GRACE Uh... GRACE So, Doug, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. (DOUG sits on the couch.) (Trip closes the front door.) TRIP Oh, Grace, let's not do that. -- (interrupted) DOUG you didint its beautiful TRIP See, I told you he would like it! There's nothing wrong with it. GRACE (little sigh) GRACE (little sigh) So yeah, I just bought this painting... GRACE but when I see it hanging here, in this room... it looks to me like an amateur painted it. (DOUG gets up from the couch.) TRIP uhh... DOUG its called abstract TRIP Well, it's impressive... even after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace somehow finds time to decorate... -- (interrupted) GRACE Yeah this couch... GRACE So, about my decorating... GRACE (little sigh) You know, for this corner of the room I had a desire for something... big... and bold... TRIP There's nothing wrong with it... DOUG its beauty GRACE Really? TRIP See, Grace, no one has a problem with your decorating. -- (interrupted) DOUG yeah TRIP Doug, yeah, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine! GRACE but now I can see how I should have chosen a simple, comfortable... love seat. TRIP (little impatient sigh) -- (interrupted) DOUG its comfy GRACE Look I already know how you feel about my decorating, let's just... move on from that topic of conversation. DOUG im not talking about that GRACE Huh, you two really are getting along well tonight, heh... TRIP Heh heh, Doug, seeing you brings back good memories, you know? DOUG yeah lets get drunk TRIP Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec! TRIP Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive -- (interrupted) DOUG awesome TRIP Yeah. TRIP Hey, I just realized something. GRACE What... TRIP We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night! GRACE What do you mean? TRIP Doug, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. -- (interrupted) DOUG yeah! TRIP Y - yeah, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight? DOUG yes TRIP Yeah. TRIP So yeah, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight? -- (interrupted) DOUG i said yes TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... GRACE Pain. TRIP Heh heh heh... Agony. GRACE Love. -- (interrupted) DOUG what TRIP Uh -- I - I mean, uh, it's, uh -- it's great you could be here tonight. TRIP So! Drinks! TRIP What would you like? TRIP How does a martini sound? DOUG yes please TRIP Perfect! GRACE No no, GRACE Doug, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water? DOUG no no no i meant vodka TRIP Ooh, great, why didn't I think of that? TRIP Okay! Good! I'll just whip up these bad boys real -- (interrupted) DOUG fuck your water TRIP uh... ha heh heh... GRACE uh... TRIP well... DOUG dont look at me like that woman TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE (nervous coughing) TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha... TRIP heh, ha ha ha! (DOUG picks up the red wine bottle.) GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Doug, GRACE heh heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... (DOUG puts down the red wine bottle.) (DOUG picks up a trinket 1.) TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh heh... (DOUG puts down a trinket 1.) TRIP mess with us ... DOUG never TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that? DOUG yes TRIP ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) DOUG im gonna shank you TRIP Anyway, uh... what were we talking about? DOUG booze TRIP Oh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long... DOUG you never fixed me one GRACE Anyway... GRACE Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend -- -- (interrupted) TRIP You don't agree? uh... okay, well... DOUG agree about what TRIP Oh, Doug, I thought you might like this photo I -- (interrupted) (DOUG picks up the brass bull.) TRIP Oh, heh, that brass bull, that's a -- a gift from my business contact in Barcelona -- (DOUG puts down the brass bull.) GRACE What is it doing out here? Didn't I ask you to -- (interrupted) DOUG cool GRACE Yeah. (DOUG picks up a trinket 8.) TRIP Doug, Come take look at this! (DOUG puts down a trinket 8.) GRACE God, this evening is getting more exhilarating by the minute... -- (interrupted) (DOUG picks up a trinket 5.) (DOUG puts down a trinket 5.) DOUG what did you say i wasnt listening TRIP Y -- yeah -- w -- wait... TRIP Um... uhh, Now, Doug, in one word, what does this picture say to you? GRACE Say to you... say to you... yes, good question, -- (interrupted) DOUG painting TRIP Mmm... no... GRACE Wait, what's wrong with that? That's a perfectly fine answer! TRIP (little sigh) No just take a look, this says... GRACE How about domineering. TRIP God, I want us to go see the Italian art she likes, and so I'm domineering. -- (interrupted) DOUG what does that word mean TRIP Well, actually, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon! GRACE Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know. GRACE Doug, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture? -- (interrupted) GRACE (little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed. TRIP Grace...! TRIP (short petulant sigh) DOUG calm down guys GRACE Uhh, you are impossible...! GRACE I'm never happy... GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! TRIP (little impatient sigh) Doug, can you believe this? TRIP (frustrated sigh) GRACE And you... GRACE I know what you're going to say, GRACE The way you keep talking about Trip's goddamn drinks. DOUG i dont see what your problems are GRACE Look, you're going to really make it bad if you keep criticizing me! TRIP Goddamn italy... TRIP I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try! -- (interrupted) GRACE Oh, sure, yeah! -- (interrupted) DOUG i never critisiztiend you GRACE What? I -- what are you saying to me? GRACE Goddamn second honeymoon... GRACE You never... call me when you're on your business trips! You never call me, you know that? TRIP Oh, come on...! GRACE Okay, you know what, Doug, GRACE I'm going to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. DOUG k GRACE Doug, yes or no... GRACE When you get married, you're just supposed to forgive and forget everything bad that happened before that, right? TRIP What? GRACE I mean, that's what you must to do in a marriage -- forgive, yes? -- (interrupted) DOUG uhh no you need to change and be TRIP What...?! TRIP Oh, alright... yeah... TRIP Uhh, Grace, any time I talk about our wedding, or our engagement, you hate it, hate it! How do you think that makes me feel? What am I supposed to think, Grace? GRACE Oh, my God...! DOUG i feel like confusing you outsmarts GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, go away! GRACE I can't stand you! GRACE Dammit, Trip! DOUG what are yu doing trip GRACE What? What are you saying? DOUG just trippin balls TRIP Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there? GRACE I wasn't talking about you! GRACE Doug, I can't believe you have to see this... DOUG FUCK YOU YOU TALKIN ABOUT M GRACE uhh... (DOUG kisses trip.) GRACE Oh, no, don't do that! God! TRIP Grace, are you talking about me? GRACE I wasn't talking about you! TRIP Doug, in what you said before, about being in sync... I think that tells us something about Grace. GRACE Oh, so we're talking about me, are we? DOUG im sorrry grace TRIP What? TRIP Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, TRIP the truth is... you're not an artist. DOUG both of you calm down GRACE Uhh...! -- (interrupted) TRIP No? GRACE Ah, thank you, you disagree, that might just help him! (DOUG sits on the couch.) GRACE See, Trip, you have no idea what an artist is. GRACE Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us. DOUG you arent exactly an artist GRACE Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...! -- (interrupted) TRIP Aha! GRACE Doug, you're saying I should... not paint? GRACE See, Doug, all this time, I just can't stop thinking that I should have been painting! TRIP Why don't you just do it then? DOUG yes you need to work on marriage TRIP Be a goddamn artist already. What are you afraid of, Grace? GRACE Well, but... Doug, I... I... uhh... DOUG your marriage is fail as fuck GRACE Sex, sex, sex, why is sex such a big deal? (DOUG gets up from the couch.) TRIP What? GRACE Why do people always talk about it so -- (interrupted) DOUG who mentioned sex TRIP Jesus, Doug, why do you keep bringing that same topic up? (frustrated sigh) DOUG are you fuckin kidding me TRIP Let's continue focusing on Grace. TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- GRACE Doug, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! DOUG trip stop changing it from you GRACE Ah! TRIP What?! Where did that come from? You're not making sense! DOUG your changing the subject to grace TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. TRIP You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... DOUG yes TRIP Doug, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of -- (interrupted) DOUG she always does GRACE Yes? TRIP Ah, thank you, just saying that helps us... See, Doug, her acting loving is the only reason I like our stupid parties. TRIP Let's keep the focus on us, not just one person. TRIP It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it? DOUG you never even gave me my alcy's GRACE Trip... -- (interrupted) TRIP No? TRIP It's just never easy with you, Grace, and it wears me down. GRACE (frustrated sigh) DOUG i wanna get waasteeeed TRIP Doug, give me some advice here...! DOUG dug GRACE No, please stop taking sides, it's just going to make it worse! (DOUG comforts trip.) TRIP No, uhh... Doug, what I need is to figure out what hell is going here... DOUG me too TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. GRACE You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'! TRIP What...? GRACE Trip, it is such an act! TRIP Oh my God... -- (interrupted) DOUG hes not pertending he loves you GRACE No? TRIP Thank you, you disagree, that helps us! See, Grace, you twist it into something bad! It's so typical! GRACE (frustrated sigh) DOUG dont be so condesending TRIP Okay, I've had enough of this bullshit!! TRIP Doug, I know what you're hinting at, okay?! (DOUG comforts trip.) TRIP about us... TRIP about our marriage... DOUG what am i hinting at TRIP Do you really want the truth? Huh? DOUG yes TRIP Doug, -- (interrupted) TRIP Grace, huh? GRACE Yes...! TRIP See, Doug, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight. TRIP You've really been pushing me tonight. TRIP It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not. GRACE Trip! DOUG i am! TRIP Doug, Quit interrupting me, let me speak! TRIP Doug, I ask you this -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP kissing me... TRIP praising Grace... TRIP telling Grace to make art... TRIP but especially what you said about being in sync with each other in a marriage... TRIP that we'll somehow realize something about our marriage? DOUG yes TRIP Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? DOUG yes TRIP Okay. TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I forced you to marry me, didn't I. TRIP When I proposed to you, in front of your parents, on Christmas Eve, and... TRIP I knew you wouldn't be capable of saying no. GRACE You manipulated me. GRACE And I never did anything about it. TRIP Yes. GRACE And here we are. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Doug, I -- GRACE I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip. TRIP What?! GRACE I painted this. TRIP Bullshit. GRACE I am an artist, Trip, fuck you. TRIP You've been secretly painting? When -- GRACE Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint. TRIP Jesus -- GRACE So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!! GRACE uhh... TRIP uhh... TRIP Jesus...! TRIP Okay, Doug, Grace, I have one more thing to say... GRACE Again?! DOUG go on TRIP Grace, I know you want to be an artist. TRIP But I could never be married to you if you were. GRACE What? TRIP I can't... I -- I just can't... GRACE But Trip -- TRIP When I married you, see, I was sure I could convince you to give it up, to -- to go into advertising. GRACE Uhh... TRIP And -- and I did it, and it worked. DOUG trip you cant choose for her TRIP But now... I -- I don't know, Grace... TRIP (big sigh) I don't know... GRACE uhh... (DOUG picks up a trinket 4.) GRACE Oh my God...! (DOUG puts down a trinket 4.) GRACE This changes everything... TRIP Yeah. TRIP You... you really have to be an artist... GRACE You finally admitted it -- you just don't want me to be an artist... TRIP I manipulated you into marrying me... GRACE No, I -- I let it happen... TRIP Doug, I -- GRACE Doug, we... TRIP Look, uh, we need to talk... GRACE Yeah. TRIP Doug, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us. (DOUG hugs grace.) (DOUG comforts grace.) (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP And no, Doug, you don't need to say anything more... DOUG btw fuck you both you bitches DOUG melons TRIP And no, Doug, enough! (DOUG kisses grace.) (DOUG kisses grace.) (DOUG kisses grace.) (DOUG kisses grace.) (DOUG kisses grace.) (DOUG kisses grace.) DOUG melons (DOUG kisses grace.) DOUG melnios GRACE Bye. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

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I swear next time I will try and make a video [QUOTE] FACADE STAGEPLAY Tue May 29 17 00 42 2012 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? (Ian knocks on the front door.) (Ian knocks on the front door.) (Ian knocks on the front door.) GRACE What for? -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, he's here! IAN OPEN THAT SHIT GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! (IAN knocks on the front door.) (IAN knocks on the front door.) TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE God... Trip! IAN open the door please (IAN knocks on the front door.) (IAN knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Ian!! -- (interrupted) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Ian, (IAN picks up the white wine bottle.) GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! (IAN puts down the white wine bottle.) TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time. GRACE By the way, you look wonderful! -- (interrupted) IAN No it hasn't GRACE Uh... GRACE Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess... -- (interrupted) (IAN picks up a trinket 1.) (IAN puts down a trinket 1.) GRACE Oh, I've been, uh, collecting these sculptures for a while now... TRIP Aren't they cool? Makes you feel like you're in an art museum. IAN I see you are a communist TRIP Yeah. IAN scuse me TRIP Uh -- well, we should drink. IAN Thanks (IAN points to the big abstract painting.) TRIP um... (Trip closes the front door.) IAN I agree TRIP So! Drinks! TRIP How about a martini? TRIP Beautiful! GRACE No no, GRACE Ian, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP uhh... IAN Actually I want a Cosmopolitan TRIP Oh yeah, that's even better! TRIP Okay! Good! I'll just whip up these bad boys real quick! GRACE (little sigh) You know Trip, he gets such -- (interrupted) IAN Nice one trip TRIP W - what? Yeah, yeah, drinks coming right up! TRIP I think tonight Grace is ready to venture beyond her usual glass of Chardonnay and join us in a real drink. GRACE You know, I don't want to drink tonight. GRACE Just cranberry juice for me. IAN Fair enough TRIP Well, I, uh -- I know what you want, Grace. GRACE Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. TRIP Grace, oh, no, we don't need to do that. GRACE Uhh, you know, I've been collecting these little glass sculptures for God knows how long now. TRIP I always hear people talking about them at our parties. TRIP Here you are Grace, your drink is ready. IAN They are pretty ugly GRACE Thank you. TRIP Well hold on, hold on, take a closer look, give it a chance to soak in a little. GRACE I bet I can return most of this, and start over again on this room... IAN I think you should GRACE Oh, how nice, I've been waiting so long for someone to say that! TRIP Wait, what? GRACE Trip, our friend has just been refreshingly honest about my decorating, which I really appreciate. TRIP Huh... okay, good, that's -- that's good... GRACE Trip, if you can't see it, don't worry about it, you've never had an eye for these things. TRIP I -- uhh. IAN Hey, atleast the bar is good TRIP Oh, well, thanks -- GRACE Oh, Ian, you always have such nice things to say. He's so sweet. IAN :) TRIP (clears throat) IAN Banana TRIP W -- wait, wait, wait, what's wrong, Grace? GRACE Trip, have you noticed, we're fighting in front of our friend. TRIP Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that... GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- TRIP Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're -- (interrupted) IAN Okay shush TRIP What...? TRIP Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought, heh heh! TRIP Oh, Ian, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy. GRACE Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it! (Grace sips her Grace's drink.) TRIP Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might. GRACE (short petulant sigh) IAN Well GRACE Oh, please, go take a look... IAN Sure GRACE By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. TRIP Um... uhh, Now, Ian, in one word, what does this picture say to you? (IAN points to the italy picture.) GRACE Say to you... say to you... yes, good question, good question. -- (interrupted) IAN italy TRIP Well, actually, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon! GRACE Oh, was -- (interrupted) IAN Cool beans TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, uh, our -- our second honeymoon picture says... (IAN picks up a player's drink.) IAN Thanks buddy (IAN sips his player's drink.) TRIP Grace stayed behind in the hotel room when I was out taking this picture, so... TRIP Romance! No it says... romance...! GRACE Romance? Ha, in our marriage, that's just a code word for manipulation. TRIP Grace, it'd been such a long time since we'd... had a chance to -- GRACE You planned that trip without even asking me if I wanted to go! -- (interrupted) IAN Okay calm down GRACE What? No, we're fine, everything's fine... IAN It better be TRIP Oh, ha ha, well -- GRACE Well you're really good at saying what Trip wants to hear. IAN If I have to call the cops GRACE And you knew I planned to attend -- (interrupted) IAN I will TRIP Wait, wait -- see, see -- I just wanted us to spend time together! IAN POOP (IAN sips his player's drink.) TRIP Okay... uhh... (annoyed sigh) (IAN sips his player's drink.) (IAN sips his player's drink.) TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! GRACE Ahh, no, I'm the one going insane! IAN Oh my god what IAN No shut up GRACE Goddamn romance... GRACE Huh? What, what was that? (IAN sips his player's drink.) TRIP (little impatient sigh) -- (interrupted) IAN it was me saying shut up (IAN sips his player's drink.) (IAN sips his player's drink.) GRACE What?!? That's awful, where did that come from? You're acting ridiculous! (IAN sips his player's drink.) (IAN puts down a player's drink.) TRIP Goddamn italy... IAN Soa re you TRIP I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're -- (interrupted) (IAN knocks on the front door.) (IAN opens the front door.) GRACE Uhh, can you -- can you just... IAN SHUT UP WHORE GRACE Alright, you know what, Ian, GRACE I'm going to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. IAN No you aren't IAN You can fuck off GRACE Ian, yes or no... GRACE Do you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other? IAN Yes TRIP What...?! TRIP Oh, yeah, that's fine... that's fine... TRIP Uhh, I keep trying to help you Grace, but you reject me, you cut me off, you cut me out of your life, goddammit! IAN SHUT UP GRACE Oh, my God...! GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight! IAN How do i door GRACE I don't want to look at you! GRACE Dammit, Trip! GRACE uhh! IAN You aren't too pretty either you kn GRACE What are you saying to me?! What? TRIP Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there? IAN I'm saying your ugly bitch GRACE I'm not talking to you! GRACE Ian, I can't believe you have to see this... GRACE uhh... IAN Then stop fucking around TRIP Ian, (annoyed sigh) Grace is just so... GRACE Oh, we're talking about me, are -- (interrupted) IAN gay GRACE Look, you're going to really make it bad if you keep criticizing me! IAN FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIP Let's talk some more about Grace. TRIP Grace, we don't -- (interrupted) IAN LETS NOT TRIP Ian, hey, don't go, come on, you need to help us deal with this! TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. -- (interrupted) IAN suggestion: fuck off TRIP You know what, Ian, that's it, you need to leave. IAN nonono (IAN points to the elevator button.) (IAN points to the elevator button.) TRIP Ian, Jesus, we've had enough, you've got to go. IAN HAHA FUCKER [/QUOTE] I got Trip pissed and beat him out of the apartment and got in the lift.

[CODE]FACADE STAGEPLAY Tue May 29 19 04 04 2012 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute! GRACE Fine, Trip... fine... (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Adam!! TRIP Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing, man? ADAM ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX TRIP Uh... TRIP Well come on in... TRIP Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) ADAM I'LL COME ON YOUR COUCH!!! TRIP (unintelligable arguing) ADAM NONO HERE WE ARE! GRACE Adam, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! -- (interrupted) ADAM HULK HOGAAAAAN GRACE Uh... GRACE Well, come in, make yourself at home... TRIP Oh, Adam, take a look at this photo I just put up from our trip to Italy a couple of weeks ago... GRACE (little sigh) TRIP Adam, Come here, I want you to look at this! ADAM (SIGH) TRIP Adam, what's going on, are you thinking of leaving? TRIP (little sigh) Anyway... I can't remember what we were talking about... TRIP Heh heh, Adam, seeing you brings back good memories, you know? GRACE Yes, it does. H-mmm (happy smile sound) ADAM ROCKIN' AROUND, CHRISTMAS T TRIP Y -- yeah, tonight is special! TRIP Adam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. -- (interrupted) ADAM MADA TRIP Uh, well, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight? ADAM CRASH! BURN! DIE! TRIP uh... ha heh heh... GRACE uh... TRIP that's, uh... ADAM FUNNY TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE (nervous coughing) TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Adam, GRACE heh heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... ADAM THIS ISN'T WORKING! TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh heh... TRIP put us on the spot... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that? ADAM NISEP TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Anyway, uh... what were we talking about? ADAM APPLE TRIP Adam, let me get you a drink. TRIP Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive -- (interrupted) ADAM APPLE! TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, time for a drink. TRIP Oh, but let's live it up tonight...! TRIP I've got the perfect bottle of cabernet I've been saving for just such an occasion. TRIP We went wine tasting last year in the Napa with Grace's parents and discovered this stuff, it's exquisite. GRACE Trip, let's not go crazy with -- (interrupted) ADAM I DON'T DRINK YOU SENILE MAN TRIP Oh but we should enjoy ourselves tonight...! GRACE Trip maybe our friend isn't as excited by your suggestion as you are. GRACE Adam, maybe you'd like just a simple glass of white wine? TRIP uhh... ADAM I DON'T DRINK YOU DEAF TWAT TRIP Excellent! It won't take me more than a minute! GRACE (little sigh) Sometimes I'm afraid Trip thinks the best way to a friend's heart is through his liver. TRIP (quiet humming) TRIP What was that? GRACE (clears throat) TRIP What do you say Grace, skip the Chardonnay and join us in a genuine drink for once? (ADAM sits on the couch.) (ADAM gets up from the couch.) GRACE I'm not in the mood to drink tonight. GRACE I don't want anything. TRIP Nothing? TRIP (frustrated sigh) GRACE Well, we're all friends here... ADAM I AM GOING TO JUMP! PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- -- (interrupted) ADAM ****** (bannable word) PHONE ** RING ** PHONE ** RING ** TRIP You're... GRACE that shouldn't... PHONE ** RING ** TRIP why is... GRACE He... GRACE I -- I thought... ANSWERING MACHINE ** click ** ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message! ADAM KILL ME! ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep ** TRIP Alright, Adam, that's it, you've got to leave. ANSWERING MACHINE Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing. ANSWERING MACHINE I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there. (Trip opens the front door.) ADAM KILLMEEEEEE TRIP We'll be fine -- just go. (Trip closes the front door.) ADAM BASTARD ANSWERING MACHINE Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala. ADAM TWAT OPEN! ANSWERING MACHINE (clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye.[/CODE]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;36119962] I got Trip pissed and beat him out of the apartment and got in the lift.[/QUOTE] It's creepier when he catches you outside and drags you back in just to kick you out.

I slipped outside the window when trip was kicking me out. He didn't follow me, but went and stood beside grace as I stared through the window. Then Trip popped in front of me and kicked me in to kick me out to welcome me back in again. And the game just continued from the start.

[video=youtube;1SP9HwobRNA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SP9HwobRNA[/video] uh.

[QUOTE=Phantasy;36115251]Tried this game again and won on my first try, ever while i was super stoned.[/QUOTE] I had to read the whole thing to get the full impact of the ending.

I got a secret ending, all while trying to act like a dog. [code] FACADE STAGEPLAY Tue May 29 15 39 55 2012 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- DOUG BARK TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- -- (interrupted) DOUG BARK TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute! -- (interrupted) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! DOUG BARK TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip...! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Doug!! DOUG BARK BARK TRIP Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted) DOUG BARK TRIP Uh... TRIP Well come -- (interrupted) GRACE No, no, here we are! (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG closes the front door.) GRACE Doug, GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! -- (interrupted) DOUG BARK GRACE Uh... DOUG BARK GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home... DOUG BARK (DOUG sits on the couch.) DOUG SNIFF SNIFF GRACE So, Doug, I was going to ask you -- (interrupted) PHONE ** RING ** (DOUG gets up from the couch.) GRACE Oh, I'll get it -- TRIP No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Trip, no, I want -- TRIP Grace, come on, don't be rude. -- (interrupted) (DOUG picks up the phone.) PHONE Hello? Hello? TRIP Doug, no! Don't do that. DOUG BAWK DOUG BARK PHONE Who is this? Travis, is that you? This is your mother. TRIP Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice. DOUG BARK PHONE I don't recognize your voice... GRACE Oh! DOUG BARK PHONE I -- I think I have the wrong number... ** click ** TRIP Okay, she's confused, as usual... just -- just hang it up. -- (interrupted) DOUG BARK (DOUG puts down the phone.) TRIP Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her. DOUG BARK GRACE Oh, I wanted to say hello -- TRIP No no, come on, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... -- (interrupted) DOUG BARK TRIP W -- well, uh, no, I -- I can talk to my parents later. DOUG BARK TRIP Well, no, no, um, my parents aren't worth talking about. DOUG WHIMPER DOUG BARK TRIP uh... TRIP Well, we're all friends here, uh... GRACE So, Doug, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my new decorating, uhh... -- (interrupted) DOUG BARK GRACE Oh, um, well... I -- I want to ask you... GRACE Uhh, you know, I've been collecting these glass sculptures for quite a while now. TRIP Oh yeah, yeah, everybody always says how much they love Grace's sculptures! GRACE but now when I look at them, they give me a... like... a... headache. TRIP Oh no, no... -- (interrupted) DOUG BARK TRIP Grace, everything's fine, no one is complaining about your decorating... DOUG BARK GRACE Trip, I'm -- (interrupted) TRIP Doug, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine! DOUG BARK (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP Oh, well... GRACE (big sigh) GRACE Oh God, Doug, I hope you didn't come here tonight to be entertained... -- (interrupted) DOUG bARK TRIP W -- wait, wait, wait, what's wrong, Grace? GRACE Trip, have you noticed, we're fighting in front of our friend. -- (interrupted) DOUG bark TRIP What...? TRIP Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that... -- (interrupted) DOUG whimper TRIP W -- wait, wait, b - but, no no, w - we're -- we're not disagreeing. DOUG sniff sniff (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP Wha -- uh, heh, oh, well... GRACE (happy but tense sigh) GRACE Doug, -- (interrupted) DOUG sniff sniff GRACE W -- well, wait, stay there for a sec. GRACE Ugh, I'm getting so tired of looking at this god awful -- (interrupted) DOUG sniff GRACE W -- w - well, stay there, I want your opinion... GRACE Maybe if I replaced it with... um... DOUG SNEEZE TRIP Do you... do you remember, Grace... DOUG BARK GRACE What. TRIP How I proposed to you. GRACE Oh, God, Trip -- TRIP Here, Doug, I'll show you. DOUG BARK TRIP It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college -- GRACE Trip, what are you doing?! TRIP I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and -- GRACE Stop it, Trip! DOUG BARK TRIP I pulled out a diamond ring -- GRACE Trip! TRIP And I said, Grace, will you marry me? DOUG lick lick lick TRIP Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?! DOUG bark DOUG BARK TRIP Oh, um, well... GRACE (frustrated sigh) Doug, I'm sorry you have to see this -- TRIP Grace, I'm just kidding around, I mean I -- TRIP I just wanted to show our friend -- DOUG BARK GRACE No, Trip, no, it's embarrassing, okay? GRACE (little sigh) TRIP Look, mmm... mmm... look I'm sorry... GRACE God. GRACE I don't know what's gotten into him. DOUG BARK GRACE (clears throat) (DOUG comforts grace.) GRACE Oh! ha ha ha, you're hugging me! TRIP Doug, I think you're trying to get on Grace's good side tonight. (DOUG comforts trip.) TRIP Oh, heh, you're hugging me... -- (interrupted) GRACE That's kind of you, I'm sure Trip's happy to get that. DOUG bark TRIP (clears throat) DOUG bark bark (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP It's a sure thing, hmm. TRIP Uhh, yeah, right... GRACE Trip, uhh, either you get rid of that thing, or I will. TRIP Sorry! I like it, okay?! It's just a toy. DOUG WOOF TRIP (frustrated sigh) DOUG WOOF TRIP Doug, -- (interrupted) DOUG GR GRACE Oh, well, please, go look at Trip's Italy photo... DOUG GRRRRRR GRACE Oh, please, go take a look... GRACE Doug, come over here and sit on the couch with me. TRIP Grace...!!! GRACE Trip, you see, your fetish for all things European is making our friend very uncomfortable! (DOUG sits on the couch.) DOUG WHIMPER TRIP Goddammit, Grace, this was supposed to be our second honeymoon! GRACE What? Doug, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's all. -- (interrupted) DOUG BARK TRIP Wait -- see -- I just wanted to spend time together! GRACE All those business trips of yours to Europe must have done something to you. TRIP uhh!!!! DOUG OOOOOOOO TRIP Wait -- see -- it was supposed to be romantic! GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Oh my God, -- (interrupted) DOUG WOOF TRIP Uh, well, uh -- we need drinks! GRACE Trip thinks he's at his classiest when he's on the serving end of a swizzle stick. DOUG BARKITY BARK BARK TRIP Why don't I make -- (interrupted) (DOUG gets up from the couch.) TRIP W - wait, I want to make you one of my drink inventions! GRACE It's a secret -- Trip doesn't even like the taste of alcohol. TRIP What?! So, uhh, TRIP Doug, how -- how does that sound? DOUG BARK TRIP You -- you don't want my invention? GRACE Doug, Trip's getting a little carried away... maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP (exhale very tense) -- (interrupted) DOUG SNIFF TRIP Yeah, no, I'm going to make this drink for us! TRIP Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it! DOUG BARK GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Grace, everybody loves my drinks, you know that, don't you? Everybody! GRACE Well, of course Trip, after all, you got enough practice when you were a real bartender. DOUG BARK TRIP What? GRACE In college, you were a bartender. TRIP How do you know about that? GRACE Oh I know you were trying to keep it a big secret, but... one time my friends and I went slumming off-campus to some crappy bar in the sticks, and we saw you there. DOUG BARK TRIP Oh, that's great. TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! TRIP Goddamn slumming it off campus... -- (interrupted) DOUG SNIFF TRIP Huh? What, what -- what was that? DOUG BARK TRIP You hide things from me! You're so distant! You... -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhh, uh, can you, can you -- can you just... GRACE (impatient sigh) Doug, can you believe this? DOUG BARK GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Oh, yeah, you... TRIP I know what you're about to say... TRIP You've been criticizing me ever since you got here! DOUG BARK GRACE Goddamn second honeymoon... DOUG WHIMPER GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! -- (interrupted) (DOUG comforts trip.) TRIP Look, just quit taking sides, it's going to do more harm than good! TRIP Goddamn italy... (DOUG comforts grace.) TRIP I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try! GRACE Oh, God...! DOUG bark DOUG BARK TRIP Okay, you know what, Doug, TRIP I need to ask you something. GRACE Trip -- TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question. TRIP Doug, yes or no... TRIP Each person in a marriage is supposed to try really hard to be _in sync_ with the other, right? DOUG BARK TRIP Look, don't bother answering, I don't need to hear it! TRIP Uhh, Grace, any time I talk about our wedding, or our engagement, you hate it, hate it! How do you think that makes me feel? What am I supposed to think, Grace? GRACE Oh, don't even...! GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, go away! DOUG WHIMPER GRACE I can't stand you! GRACE Dammit, Trip! DOUG WHIMPER GRACE What are you saying? What? DOUG WHIMPER TRIP What? Are you talking about me in there? DOUG SNIFF GRACE I wasn't talking about you! DOUG SNIFF GRACE Doug, we're not normally like this, I don't know what's going on... DOUG OOOOOOH GRACE Doug, (annoyed sigh) Trip is sometimes so... DOUG WOOF TRIP Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we? DOUG WOOF GRACE What? TRIP Doug, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied. GRACE Trip, ... ugh ... I'm so sick of this. DOUG BARK TRIP Well, heh, I -- I mean, we -- heh -- we -- we've got everything... GRACE Trip, you just don't... uhh. DOUG BARK GRACE Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship. GRACE I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them. DOUG BARK TRIP See Grace, that's ridiculous. The only thing I'm afraid of is their bad taste might rub off on us... ha ha! (DOUG sits on the couch.) (DOUG gets up from the couch.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted) DOUG BARKITY BARKOTO TRIP Oh God, I cannot believe this... GRACE Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship. TRIP You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... DOUG BARK TRIP Doug, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the guests! -- (interrupted) DOUG BARK GRACE Uhh... TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- DOUG WOOF GRACE Doug, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! DOUG WOOOOOOOOOOOOOF TRIP No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad... GRACE Uhh... DOUG BARKITY BARK GRACE TRIP Doug, what is it, is there something about me? DOUG BARK TRIP GRACE No, I, I -- I want us to focus on Trip. DOUG BARK TRIP It's so annoying... you know lately I've been really trying to spend more time together... TRIP Doug, she makes it so difficult... DOUG BARK GRACE Trip, that's not going to solve anything... TRIP Uhh... DOUG BAAAAAARK GRACE Let's talk some more about Trip. TRIP Grace, c'mon, we can go back to the way it was when we started out, we were happy...! DOUG BARKITY TRIP GRACE Were we? TRIP Y - y... yes! TRIP Doug, yes! -- (interrupted) DOUG DRINK TRIP Doug, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment! DOUG WHIMPER GRACE Let's keep our focus on Trip. TRIP Doug, you think this is all my fault, don't you? TRIP You're saying I -- I caused all this? I, I what, what -- what screwed up somewhere along the line? -- (interrupted) DOUG BARK TRIP Holy shit... you think I'm to blame... I'm to blame for all this...! DOUG BARK TRIP Uhh, this is too much, I can't take this... -- (interrupted) (DOUG comforts trip.) TRIP No, don't, don't talk me right now... DOUG WHIMPER GRACE Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship. TRIP No, Doug, I -- I know, deep down, Gr -- Grace and I... (DOUG sits on the couch.) TRIP Grace... GRACE Trip... -- (interrupted) DOUG ZZZZ GRACE You know, I used to like Christmas Eve... DOUG ZZZZZZZ GRACE Let's keep talking about us, our relationship. DOUG BARK GRACE You've -- you've really held me back, Trip. GRACE I've wasted ten years of my life on advertising, and... redecorating... TRIP You can't put that on me. TRIP Oh my God... Doug, uhh... DOUG BARK TRIP No, Grace, you have not wasted ten years. GRACE Okay, that's it, goddammit, I can't do this anymore! DOUG BARK GRACE Doug, I know what you're trying to hint at... GRACE about me... GRACE Do you two want to hear the honest truth? Huh? GRACE Doug, -- (interrupted) DOUG YES GRACE Trip, huh? TRIP Yes...! GRACE Doug, I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying tonight. DOUG BARK GRACE Doug, Stop interrupting me, let me finish! GRACE You've really been pushing me. GRACE It makes me wonder if you're really my friend...? TRIP Grace! GRACE Doug, come on -- yes or no... GRACE Do you really think that... GRACE that all that is supposed to help me understand something about myself? GRACE Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or... DOUG YES GRACE Okay. GRACE Okay... look... (big sigh) DOUG BARK GRACE Doug, Everything's fine, we're not... uhh... we're fine... (DOUG gets up from the couch.) TRIP Yeah... DOUG BARK GRACE And no you don't have to be nice anymore, we're -- we're fine... GRACE I -- I think it's okay if you... need to go... DOUG BARK GRACE Look, Doug, nothing's changed, we're fine... we'll see you out. GRACE No, no more need to be nice, okay? DOUG WHIMPER TRIP Thanks for coming over... it, it -- it was fun. (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG opens the front door.) GRACE Look, we'll see you... we -- we'll see you later, or -- or something. DOUG fuck you niggas TRIP Doug, please... DOUG fuck you DOUG MARIA DOUG MELON GRACE Oh, Doug, just go, please... DOUG MARIA MELONS DOUG NO DOUG IM A HUMAN DOUG NOT A DOG TRIP Okay, Doug, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave. (Trip opens the front door.) (Trip closes the front door.) (DOUG points to the elevator button.) (DOUG points to the elevator button.) [/code]

Nah, man. I get that ending all the time when I play it nice. I have yet to find an ending where they are truly happy. A friend of mine had an ending where Grace left Trip for him. They both left Trip standing alone in his apartment like the prick he is.

I spoke, then when they started arguing I just remained silent, moving around the room. Grace said they were fine, nothing had changed and if I had to go I could (though I didn't have a choice really) and boom, I won Facade. I'm so proud.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;36125620]I spoke, then when they started arguing I just remained silent, moving around the room. Grace said they were fine, nothing had changed and if I had to go I could (though I didn't have a choice really) and boom, I won Facade. I'm so proud.[/QUOTE] You actually win when they mention you helped them.

Don't break my moment of happiness.

yeah i once won doing nothing but commenting on the hulk hogan everywhere

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;36125620]I spoke, then when they started arguing I just remained silent, moving around the room. Grace said they were fine, nothing had changed and if I had to go I could (though I didn't have a choice really) and boom, I won Facade. I'm so proud.[/QUOTE] I tried so hard to win the game but I always ended up in one of them leaving :v:

Told them to stop bitching. I instantly got kicked out.

First time played. Solved all their problems. I should be a councilor. I'm so glad this game decided my future for me. <3

melon

^ That's it, it's time for you to leave *uses his magic hand to drag you out*

No need for anymore words, we'll be fine. You just need to go.

I think I found out how to win (playing seriously). You need to take sides in the beginning. Then, when they start fighting, they'll accuse each other of things. You need to criticize the person who person who is being criticized if they just say "UGH, I JUST, OH GOD, [your name here], I MEAN, UFHFHGG" or something along those lines. You'll know you criticized the wrong person if nobody says that that helps. They even give you hints by saying "Let's talk about Trip/Grace now", or "Let's talk about us, our relationship". Then one of them will say that they've had enough of this bullshit or something. After they ask you why, you say yes. The person will go over the significant things you did and ask you if it's supposed to mean anything. If you've criticized the person wrongfully more times than not, then say no. If not, then say yes. They'll confess some things to each other and then you win.

I was trying to be silent then my person must've slipped and slammed his arse into a spike or something because I could not get up.

STEPH TRIP LET'S FUCK TRIP H -- hold on... (STEPH kisses trip.) (STEPH kisses trip.) STEPH FUCK YOU CHOLOS TRIP Alright, Steph, that's it, you've got to leave. STEPH IM SORRY (Trip opens the front door.) STEPH ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED TRIP We'll be fine -- you should just go. (Trip closes the front door.) (STEPH knocks on the front door.) (STEPH knocks on the front door.) (STEPH knocks on the front door.) (STEPH knocks on the front door.) (STEPH knocks on the front door.)

[QUOTE=Daemon White;36122705]A friend of mine had an ending where Grace left Trip for him. They both left Trip standing alone in his apartment like the prick he is.[/QUOTE] Is this real? I want to see it.

Someone needs to make a Facade frag movie. edit: nevermind [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrG8OyCrTs&feature=related[/media]

[QUOTE=Ern;36185522]Is this real? I want to see it.[/QUOTE] I just asked him about it, he said he lied. Should have known, but hey, I figured "Anything is possible". Sorry about that. He just had the ending where Grace left.

[QUOTE=Daemon White;36195312]I just asked him about it, he said he lied. Should have known, but hey, I figured "Anything is possible". Sorry about that. He just had the ending where Grace left.[/QUOTE] You can actually get Trip to leave the room and you can start making out with Grace and she likes it. That's as far as you get though. I would link the video I saw on it but I'm at school and this school blocks youtube.

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