Facade - "Fuck you fuck you fuck you" "I think it would be best if you leave" - Games

I tried to sit down on th couch and i walked outside the map... How the fuck did that happen? [editline]08:35PM[/editline] Trip came outside the map just to push me to the door

Trip doesn't fuck around.

I tried running it and it crashes saying animEngineStarter encountered a problem :frown:

Anyone else having the issue that the sound goes softer for no reason?

I made trip walk out, somehow.

Things are going so well and then Grace says "Let's get everything in the open". I of course respond with "Yes, get your titties in the open". Trip runs out and says "OK THIS EVENING IS OVER" I cry out "CURSE YOU PIMP" as he shoves me out the door.

Nostalgia, now I have to re-download that.

[code]GRACE Okay, Adam, Trip, I have one more thing to say... TRIP Again?! GRACE Trip... GRACE uhh... GRACE In college... I was in love with someone else. TRIP What?! GRACE An art major, named Vince. TRIP An art major named Vince -- GRACE And... GRACE And I slept with him. TRIP Y -- y -- you what? GRACE The night before you proposed to me. GRACE I jinxed our marriage, Trip. GRACE I jinxed it. I'm sorry. GRACE This is all my fault. TRIP Uhh... huhh... ho... wow... uhh...[/code] The best part about it is that they stayed together

I told Grace she had nice melons as soon as I walked in the door. :allears:

modded. funneh. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mURPLpjBfPk[/media]

Any way to fix my problem of it crashing on startup?

*trip opens door* Trip: Jim! Hi-- Jim: Go fuck yourself Trip. *trip closes door* [editline]03:45PM[/editline] The best part is the game doesn't end when he closes the door so you can just stand in the hall yelling at him and knocking for five mintues.

[Code]TRIP Jim!! JIM Go fuck yourself Trip. TRIP Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! Great to see you! It's been a -- (interrupted) (Trip closes the front door.) JIM That's what I thought.[/code] :mmmsmug:

Found this on youtube. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWYmibOiTa0&feature=related[/media]

I just saved their marriage and now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[QUOTE=Glent;24787422]Found this on youtube. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWYmibOiTa0&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] That was amazing, actually made me laugh This is also funny [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPx9zwH9IWc[/media]

We need videos of all possible outcomes.

i once played a rape victim and a druggie that was pregnant that was also the only time i saved the marriage

Always had fun playing this. Reinstalling.

Why is the music so goddamn scary?

Download is also not working for me

I changed the phone into an iPhone and included the default ringtone and everything. It was p cool yo

Gr. The stupid aniEngineStarter.exe keeps having a problem and the program crashes on start up.

I keep trying to get it working, but after a few minutes it (or java) overflows my memory. The hell, man?

[code] FACADE STAGEPLAY Mon Sep 13 00 50 03 2010 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! (Adam knocks on the front door.) (Adam knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip...! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Adam!! GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Adam, GRACE Hi! How are you? God it's been a while! TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time. GRACE And, I've got to say, you look really good! ADAM thanks i know GRACE Oh, ha ha ha! GRACE Make yourself at home, come on in! -- (interrupted) (ADAM hugs grace.) GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound) (ADAM hugs trip.) GRACE So, Adam, I'm hoping you can help me understand -- (interrupted) PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Oh, I'll get it -- TRIP No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Trip, no, I want -- TRIP Grace, come on, don't be rude. TRIP Besides it's probably some telemarketer trying to sell -- (interrupted) (ADAM picks up the phone.) PHONE Hello? Hello? TRIP Adam, no! Don't do that. PHONE Who is this? Travis, is that you? This is your mother. TRIP Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice. GRACE Oh! PHONE I -- I think I have the wrong number... ** click ** TRIP Okay, she's confused, as usual... just -- just hang it up. GRACE Oh, I wanted to say hello -- TRIP No no, come on, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... TRIP the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents. GRACE Anyhow, Trip's parents... They're sweet people, really down to earth -- TRIP Uhh, no, they're ignorant, they wouldn't know what a cumberbund from a cucumber. GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Well... you two are all chummy already... that's, that's good... (ADAM puts down the phone.) (ADAM picks up a trinket 5.) TRIP Oh! Adam, what have I been waiting for -- let me get you a drink. (ADAM puts down a trinket 5.) (ADAM picks up a martini glass 3.) (ADAM puts down a martini glass 3.) TRIP Ah it's great because you get to be the first to try -- (interrupted) ADAM no TRIP Uh, um, wait, um, uh, we need drinks. TRIP Anything you want! TRIP I've got the perfect bottle of cabernet I've been saving for just such an occasion. ADAM i dont want a drink im 12 TRIP Uh, well, I'm just going to pour you a glass of this wine. GRACE Adam, Trip's getting a little carried away... maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water? ADAM i said no TRIP Okay! Good! I'll just whip up these bad boys real quick! ADAM juice will do GRACE (little -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long... TRIP In terms of drinks... TRIP Grace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway... what would you like to drink? GRACE I don't feel like drinking tonight. GRACE Just some mineral water for me. TRIP Fine. ADAM ill have juice GRACE Yeah, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. TRIP Oh, Grace, let's not do that. -- (interrupted) ADAM i dont care gimme juice TRIP Here you are Grace, your drink is ready. GRACE Thanks. (ADAM picks up a Grace's drink.) (ADAM puts down a Grace's drink.) (ADAM picks up a Grace's drink.) GRACE So, about my decorating... GRACE (little sigh) You know, I've been collecting these little glass sculptures for a long time now. TRIP Everybody always comments on Grace's sculptures. GRACE but now when I look at them, they give me a such a... such a headache. (ADAM puts down a Grace's drink.) (ADAM picks up a Grace's drink.) TRIP uhh... ADAM drink (ADAM kisses trip.) TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uh... TRIP you, um... ADAM oh sorry GRACE wha... TRIP why... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP ha ha, heh... (ADAM puts down a Grace's drink.) TRIP ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, Adam, ADAM yeah im hilarious GRACE heh heh heh... TRIP you're out of control, man...! (ADAM hugs trip.) TRIP push our little buttons... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that? TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Anyway, uh... what were we talking about? GRACE Adam, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound) (Trip sips his player's drink.) (Trip sips his Trip's drink.) TRIP Ha ha, yeah... TRIP Hey, I just realized something. GRACE What... ADAM good seeing you dudes (Trip sips his player's drink.) (Trip sips his Trip's drink.) TRIP Y -- yeah, tonight is special! TRIP Adam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college! GRACE Oh... geez... ADAM no i dont remember TRIP Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace. ADAM i have amnesia TRIP Uh, I mean, uh, it's, uh -- it's good to see you again. -- (interrupted) GRACE Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought! ADAM remember the car crash GRACE (big sigh) GRACE Adam, you're -- (interrupted) ADAM my head got chopped in two TRIP W -- wait, wait, wait, what's wrong, Grace? GRACE Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend. -- (interrupted) ADAM remember? TRIP What...? TRIP Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that... (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM closes the front door.) GRACE Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend -- TRIP Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not. TRIP (frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted) ADAM whoa what TRIP W -- wait, wait, b - but, no no, w - we're -- we're not disagreeing. TRIP Adam, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy... -- (interrupted) ADAM is this about my amnesia TRIP Oh, um... GRACE How nice of you to say that. Isn't it good to see our friend after so long? TRIP (clears throat) ADAM stop please TRIP Y -- y - yeah uh, uh, come take a look! TRIP So, come on, I -- I want you to look at this! -- (interrupted) GRACE Adam, come over here and sit on the couch with me. TRIP Grace...!!! TRIP Now, now, Adam, in one word, what does this picture make you think of? -- (interrupted) GRACE Trip, you see, your fetish for all things European is making our friend very uncomfortable! (ADAM sits on the couch.) TRIP Goddammit, Grace, this was supposed to be our second honeymoon! GRACE What? Adam, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's all. -- (interrupted) ADAM yeah i dont like foreskins TRIP Jesus, -- (interrupted) (ADAM gets up from the couch.) TRIP No, uhh -- see -- I, I -- I just wanted us to spend time together! GRACE All those business trips of yours to Europe must have done something to you. (ADAM sits on the couch.) TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! GRACE Ahh, no, I'm the one going insane! GRACE Goddamn second honeymoon... GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! TRIP (little impatient sigh) Adam, I... TRIP (frustrated sigh) GRACE Oh, and you... GRACE I can predict what you'll say... GRACE With all your kissing and flirting... uh huh... ADAM sorry GRACE What? What are you saying to me? TRIP Goddamn more real... TRIP I like my fancy drinks, okay? I like the good things in life, does that make me a -- (interrupted) ADAM im saying sorry GRACE Oh, -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhh, uh, can you, can you -- can you just... GRACE You and your damn parents... GRACE Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show! I don't know what you really feel! TRIP Oh, come on...! GRACE Okay, you know what, Adam, GRACE I need to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. GRACE Adam, yes or no... GRACE If there was a thing about yourself you didn't like, but your husband or wife likes it, is it still okay to hide it? ADAM no TRIP What...?! TRIP Oh, alright... yeah... TRIP Grace, you won't let me be who I want to be! Who -- who I am! This is who I am now! Goddammit! GRACE Oh, my God...! GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, get away from me! GRACE I can't stand you! GRACE Dammit, Trip! (ADAM gets up from the couch.) GRACE uhh! ADAM i will go talk to him GRACE Adam, I can't believe you have to see this... -- (interrupted) TRIP Goddammit, Grace! TRIP Adam, in what you said before, about marriage... I think that shows us something about Grace. GRACE Oh, we're talking about me, are we? -- (interrupted) (ADAM comforts trip.) TRIP No, uhh... Adam, what I need is to figure out what hell is going here... TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- GRACE Adam, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! TRIP No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad... GRACE Uhh... ADAM nice wedding photo GRACE God, that wedding picture... I hate it. TRIP Grace, how can you say -- -- (interrupted) ADAM why GRACE Why? GRACE Adam, yes, that helps me. Trip, our wedding was just one more example of how things work in our marriage. TRIP (frustrated sigh) (ADAM picks up a Trip's drink.) TRIP Let's keep our focus on Grace. GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on.. (ADAM puts down a Trip's drink.) TRIP They're vacations! Expensive ones at that! (ADAM sits on the couch.) GRACE Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want. ADAM what do you want GRACE What? TRIP Ah, you want to know more. Thank you, that helps her. Grace, you never want to go on vacation with me and your parents - so I have to plan everything! GRACE Uhh.. TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. GRACE I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them. TRIP Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots. GRACE No, it's true... ADAM its true TRIP Yes? GRACE Ah, that helps him. TRIP What!? That's ridiculous. Why would I -- why would I be afraid of their stupid meatloafs and their tacky house and their crappy wine...? TRIP Okay, that's it, no more of this bullshit!! TRIP Adam, I know what you're hinting at... TRIP about us... TRIP about our lifestyle... TRIP Do you two want the truth? Huh? TRIP Adam, do you want to hear it? ADAM yes TRIP Grace? GRACE Yes...! TRIP See, Adam, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight. TRIP You've really been pushing me tonight. TRIP And I wonder, are you really my friend or not. GRACE Trip! TRIP Adam, come on -- yes or no... ADAM i am your friend TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP kissing me... TRIP but especially what you said about having more in life and marriage... TRIP that we'll somehow realize something about our marriage? TRIP Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? TRIP Is it? I just want -- (interrupted) ADAM yes TRIP Right. TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP See... I'm... ashamed of my parents. GRACE What!? Your parents are great. GRACE I love seeing them... TRIP I know, I know. But compared to yours... they're so ... ignorant. (ADAM gets up from the couch.) GRACE But they're real. I hate how my parents are pretending to be something -- (ADAM sits on the couch.) TRIP I've tried hard to be like your family -- GRACE Trip... really? ... I don't -- TRIP But I feel like a phony. I feel like I can never get rid of my past. TRIP It's kind of like I don't know who I am anymore. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Adam, I -- GRACE I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip. TRIP What?! GRACE Trip... GRACE Through our whole marriage... I've let you dominate me. TRIP Dominate you...? What? I don't -- GRACE As a kid my parents took care of everything, bought me whatever I wanted... GRACE made decisions for me. TRIP But Grace -- GRACE Trip -- I've used you -- and our apartment full of expensive crap -- to hide. GRACE to hide. GRACE To avoid responsibility for myself. TRIP Oh, come on, don't -- GRACE I can't avoid growing up forever, Trip. TRIP Jesus... GRACE uhh... TRIP Jesus...! TRIP Okay, Adam, Grace, I have one more thing to say... GRACE Again?! TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I'm -- I'm just... af -- afraid of... of being poor. GRACE Poor? Trip, we have so much! What do you -- TRIP It never feels like enough! TRIP As a kid... it -- it was... My family was always on the edge. GRACE So you weren't rich, but -- TRIP We even spent six months in a shelter once. GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP All of this stuff... TRIP Is a kind of protection from that ever happening again. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! GRACE This changes everything... TRIP Yeah. TRIP You... you're telling me I've controlled you. GRACE You... you're terribly afraid of being poor. TRIP You -- you think I'm a phony for despising my upbringing... GRACE But at least you had a real upbringing, it's me who had a fake one... TRIP Adam, I -- GRACE Adam, we... TRIP Look, uh, we need to talk... GRACE Yeah. TRIP Adam, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us. (ADAM gets up from the couch.) (Trip opens the front door.) (ADAM hugs grace.) GRACE And no, Adam, you don't need to say anything more... (ADAM comforts trip.) (ADAM hugs trip.) GRACE Bye. Thanks. ADAM bye (Trip closes the front door.) [/code] I should be a marriage counsellor

I pretended to be a crack addict and wouldn't let them talk. They humored me for a while, but accusing Trip of being Satan didn't go over well.

[QUOTE=Furnost;24779568][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow[/media][/QUOTE] Oh god, he took the dildo. He took it with him. That was great.

I heard it's really easy to change the textures in the game, how do you do it?

FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Sep 12 20 30 16 2010 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute! GRACE Fine, Trip... fine... (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Greg!! TRIP Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted) GREG Sup faggot (Trip closes the front door.) GREG what

"I think it would be best if your wife sucked my dick" "I think it would be best if you leave" "ARE YOU MOCKING ME FAGGOT?!"