Facade - "Fuck you fuck you fuck you" "I think it would be best if you leave"
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[QUOTE=Furnost;24783662]Always mention Trip cheating on Grace.
It gets their panties in a bunch.[/QUOTE]
Tried that it was awesome, you suppose to mention some girl's name too.
i got them to break up.
[QUOTE=benos;24792591]Tried that it was awesome, you suppose to mention some girl's name too.[/QUOTE]
Maria
Had to download the file from like softpedia, God damn its slow.
Someone needs to upload to a faster site for people.
10 more megabytes to go. :v:
[code]
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Sep 12 18 50 41 2010
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
That should be -- (interrupted)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
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GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
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(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
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(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
Trip...!
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
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(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Brad knocks on the front door.)
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Brad!!
(Brad comforts trip.)
TRIP
Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted)
BRAD
hey fabio
TRIP
Yeah, hi! -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah...
TRIP
Well -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
BRAD
gimmi some drinks
GRACE
Brad,
(BRAD sits on the couch.)
BRAD
cheating on trip
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!
BRAD
art major
GRACE
Uh... -- (interrupted)
BRAD
vince
BRAD
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH VINCE
(BRAD gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
Uh... (clears throat) um...
GRACE
Well, anyway... make yourself -- (interrupted)
(BRAD picks up the brass bull.)
TRIP
Oh, that brass bull, that's a gift from my business contact in Barcelona -- -- (interrupted)
BRAD
BRASS BULL?!
GRACE
Dammit, Trip, you know I can't stand the sight of that goddamn bull, I want it out of --
(BRAD puts down the brass bull.)
TRIP
Jesus, Grace, it was a gift, and an expensive one at that!
BRAD
GODDAMN
GRACE
I don't want anything from Barcelona in this apartment...
BRAD
cheaters
TRIP
Yes, I'll get rid of it.
BRAD
you are all cheating on each other
GRACE
Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
BRAD
shut up
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP
(nervous coughing)
GRACE
uh...
TRIP
what...
BRAD
what are you holding
TRIP
what...
GRACE
uuh...
(BRAD picks up the brass bull.)
TRIP
ha ha...
(BRAD puts down the brass bull.)
GRACE
ha ha ha...
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
TRIP
ha ha ha!
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!
BRAD
touchin melons
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD points to the wedding photo.)
(BRAD kisses trip.)
TRIP
Okay, Brad, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave.
BRAD
DIE
BRAD
DIE
(Trip opens the front door.)
BRAD
DIE
TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
(BRAD points to the elevator button.)
(BRAD points to the elevator button.)
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[quote=JerryK]SUCK MAH DICK TIRP[/quote]
I lol'd. Hard. I've got to try this. Booting up now.
I called Grace a Sexy Bitch and Trip told me to leave. :smith:
[code]GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! -- (interrupted)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
GRACE
Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Adam!!
TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)
ADAM
Howdy.
TRIP
Yeah, hi!
TRIP
Wow, it's so great to see you after so long.
TRIP
Come on in!
ADAM
Ok invite me in.
TRIP
Y -- yeah, come in! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Adam,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
ADAM
Ya so.
GRACE
Aw, H-mmm (happy smile sound)
GRACE
By the way, you look fabulous!
GRACE
Make yourself at home, come -- (interrupted)
ADAM
My daughter just died.
GRACE
Uh...
TRIP
Oh, Adam, take a look at this photo I just put up from our trip to Italy a couple of weeks ago...
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE
(little sigh) -- (interrupted)
ADAM
Um what about my daughter?
TRIP
W -- well, um, come look at this Italy photo!
ADAM
Aren't you going to atleast say..
TRIP
Oh, you'll never guess where I took that picture.
GRACE
Is this really something you want to brag about, Trip?
TRIP
Heh, I'll tell you about it in a sec. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
Wow you insensitive ass.
TRIP
Ha ha! Oh I think we're going to need some drinks first if we're going to talk about sex.
GRACE
Trip, come on, that's not funny.
ADAM
WOW! WOW! WHAT?
TRIP
Yeah, yeah!
ADAM
I JUST TOLD YOU MY DAUGHTE
TRIP
W -- well, uh -- wait...
TRIP
No, hold on. Now, -- (interrupted)
ADAM
FUCKING DIED AND YOU TALK
TRIP
Wait...
TRIP
You think I'm...
ADAM
ABOUT SEX?!
TRIP
communicative...
TRIP
Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...
GRACE
Ha ha, yeah...
ADAM
WHAT FUCKING JOKE?
TRIP
Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted)
ADAM
MY DAUGHTER JUST DIED!
TRIP
No, hold on. Now, Adam, what does this picture make you think of?
GRACE
Oh, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that...
TRIP
In a word, what does this say to you? -- (interrupted)
ADAM
NOT MY FUCKING DAUGHTER!
TRIP
No, I just want one word...
GRACE
How about pointless.
TRIP
Grace, please. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
Your mom.
TRIP
Romance! It says... romance...!
GRACE
(little sigh)
ADAM
No it says "I'm a faggot"
TRIP
uh... ha heh heh...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
geez, I'm not, uh...
ADAM
Ya exactly.
TRIP
you, uh...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
ha ha, heh...
ADAM
You don't like it do you?
GRACE
ha ha...
TRIP
ha ha ha!
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh, Adam,
ADAM
Get me a drink.
GRACE
heh heh...
TRIP
heh, you had me going there for a sec...
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
(ADAM picks up the phone.)
TRIP
mess with us ...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?
ADAM
Hello, operator?
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
(big sigh)
(ADAM puts down the phone.)
TRIP
Anyway, uh... what were we talking about?
ADAM
Your phone is broken.
TRIP
I'm gonna fix us some drinks.
(ADAM sits on the couch.)
TRIP
Oh and I've got these fancy new cocktail shakers I'm itching to try out.
TRIP
How does a martini sound?
ADAM
I don't drink.
TRIP
What? Oh I thought you'd love that...!
GRACE
Trip don't force your fancy drinks on him.
ADAM
No.
GRACE
Adam, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP
Alright! That's what I wanted to hear! It'll just take me a short minute here. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
Who drinks mineral water?
TRIP
Oh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long...
ADAM
Seriously wow.
TRIP
W - what? Yeah, yeah, drinks coming right up!
ADAM
I'm gonna go break your window.
TRIP
Grace, I assume you want your usual... 'a lovely, very cold glass -- (interrupted)
(ADAM gets up from the couch.)
TRIP
Yeah, you know,
TRIP
Grace's decorating has been such a great outlet for her.
GRACE
Outlet? What do you mean outlet?
TRIP
And I'm always encouraging her to buy new stuff, the latest trend...
ADAM
Hey I'm talking.
TRIP
Only the best for -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Yeah, yeah!
GRACE
As for my drink...
ADAM
Don't interrupt me.
TRIP
No, I -- I know what you want, Grace.
(ADAM picks up the advice ball.)
GRACE
Huh, you two really are getting along well tonight, heh...
(ADAM puts down the advice ball.)
(ADAM picks up the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later")
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Yes")
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")
(ADAM puts down the advice ball.)
PHONE
** RING **
ADAM
I'll get it.
TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up.
PHONE
** RING **
(ADAM picks up the phone.)
PHONE
Grace? Hello?
GRACE
Adam, no! Please don't do that.
ADAM
Hey. It's grace.
PHONE
Who is this? Grace is that you?
ADAM
Ya.
GRACE
Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.
PHONE
I don't recognize your voice...
TRIP
Oh!
PHONE
Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **
GRACE
Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
ADAM
Are you my boyfriend?
(ADAM puts down the phone.)
GRACE
Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh.
TRIP
Well I'll just put this on the bar for you.
ADAM
Trip.
TRIP
I wanted to say hello --
GRACE
No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our -- (interrupted)
ADAM
Trip.
TRIP
Oh, hmm... well, hold on... (clears throat)
ADAM
Can I ask you a question?
TRIP
What...? Adam, I --
GRACE
Trip, that was just a well-intentioned little poke in the ribs between friends. That's all.
TRIP
Ah, yeah, I know, I know... Ha, good one man.
ADAM
Remember when we went out?
ADAM
We were boyfriends.
GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP
Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
No, we were boyfriends in college.
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
Could be.
ADAM
You loved me.
ADAM
We had sex.
ADAM
We experimented.
GRACE
God, uhh, this is getting to be too much right now...!
GRACE
You know what, I'll be right back.
ADAM
Shutup Grace.
TRIP
Grace, what are you --
GRACE
No I'm going to leave you two alone to keep talking about marital issues and whatever...
TRIP
What? Where are you going?
GRACE
I'll just be in the kitchen.
ADAM
GO TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN
ADAM
Why did you marry her?
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Um, Grace, uh, my love, could you, uh --
ADAM
She ruined what we had Trip.
TRIP
could you bring out s - some of those... those... uh, sun ripened brie... flying fish egg... shiitake mushroom... uhh...
ADAM
Trip.
ADAM
She's a bitch.
ADAM
Ya.
TRIP
Okay, Adam, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave.
TRIP
We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know?
ADAM
You married a bitch, you dumb fag
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
ADAM
MY DAUGHTER FUCKING DIED
ADAM
YOU ASSHOLE![/code]
[editline]09:23PM[/editline]
i tried to record it but FRAPs messes up the game and causes them to not respond and act weird
I get no voices D:
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24794078]I get no voices D:[/QUOTE]
Same. Why isn't anyone talking to me :(
I try to view my generated stageplay and it opens notepad and says the file doesn't exist, do you want to a create a new one? I click yes and nothing happens, the file isn't even in the stageplays folder. :byodood:
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Sep 12 21 29 51 2010
[code]TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!
MEL
KNOCKA-KNOCKA.
(MEL knocks on the front door.)
(MEL knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
(MEL knocks on the front door.)
(MEL knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
GRACE
Trip...!
MEL
OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR.
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Mel!!
TRIP
Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing, man?
MEL
HEIL HITLER!
TRIP
Uh... I don't know why you say that... -- (interrupted)
MEL
Kill any Jews lately?
TRIP
Uh, well, it's, uh -- it's good to see you.
TRIP
Well, anyway... why don't you come in... -- (interrupted)
MEL
FETCH ME MY MUSKET.
TRIP
N -- n - no, uh, come in... -- (interrupted)
MEL
AT ONCE.
(MEL knocks on the front door.)
(MEL closes the front door.)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Mel,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
MEL
WHAT THE
TRIP
Yeah, it's been too long.
GRACE
By the way, you look wonderful!
MEL
DANKESCHON.
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
So, come in, make yourself at home...
MEL
It means thank you in German...
GRACE
Oh, ha ha ha!
TRIP
Oh, yeah, you've got to take a look at this amazing photo from our recent trip to Italy...
MEL
I FORGOT THE UMLAUTS.
GRACE
(impatient sigh) Trip...
TRIP
No Grace, our friend will love this!
MEL
LONG LIVE NAZI-GERMANY.
TRIP
Oh, yeah, yeah,
TRIP
Mel, I have to tell you about our recent trip to Italy!
GRACE
Trip, he doesn't want to hear --
TRIP
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you about it in a sec.
MEL
MEET ANY FASCISTS?
TRIP
Yeah, yeah, I've, I've got to tell you about Italy!
GRACE
Trip we don't want to depress our guest. -- (interrupted)
MEL
Or I'll cut you.
TRIP
Yeah.
GRACE
Mel, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
TRIP
Grace...! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Trip, see, your weird obsession for Italy is making our friend uncomfortable.
(MEL sits on the couch.)
TRIP
(little sigh)
MEL
I ASKED YOU IF YOU MET ANY FASCISTS.
GRACE
N -- no, no, it was just a weekend getaway.
TRIP
Oh! Mel, what have I been waiting for -- let me get you a drink.
MEL
GUESS NOT.
TRIP
Uh -- well, um, we should drink.
TRIP
How about a martini?
TRIP
It's what we drink -- (interrupted)
MEL
YOU GOT ANY MONEY ON YOU?
TRIP
Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini.
GRACE
Mel, Trip's getting a little carried away... maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water?
MEL
You don't understand.
GRACE
What? Is something --
TRIP
Grace, it's okay, a little criticism never hurt anybody... it's good!
GRACE
Oh... Yeah... alright...
GRACE
I mean, we're all friends here. -- (interrupted)
MEL
I need money.
TRIP
You know what why I don't I just open a bottle of merlot and make it easy.
MEL
I'm in debt to some bad men.
TRIP
Uh, well, merlot will be fine, that's fine... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
How about you Grace, can I pour you a glass? Let's all drink together.
MEL
THEY WILL KILL ME.
MEL
I HAVE TO PAY THEM 50K.
GRACE
Um, I'll have a glass of merlot too. -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, yeah, y -- you know, I should fix you a real drink in not too long...
GRACE
(big sigh)
MEL
Oh god. You're in on this, too.
GRACE
Oh God, -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, n - no no no, wait, uh, w - what's wrong, Grace?
GRACE
Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend.
TRIP
Here Grace, I poured you the first glass.
GRACE
Okay, thanks.
TRIP
Anyway...
TRIP
Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that...
MEL
HELP ME. I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
GRACE
You don't agree? Okay, well...
GRACE
(happy but tense sigh)
(MEL gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
Mel,
GRACE
you and I are getting along so well tonight...
GRACE
Stay there for a moment...
GRACE
I want your opinion. Stay there.
GRACE
Ugh, I'm getting so tired of looking at this god awful work table.
GRACE
Maybe if I replaced it with... um...
TRIP
Do you... do you remember, Grace...
GRACE
What.
TRIP
How I proposed to you.
GRACE
Oh, God, Trip --
TRIP
Here, Mel, I'll show you.
TRIP
It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college --
MEL
WELL I'M FUCKED.
GRACE
Trip, what are you doing?!
TRIP
I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and --
GRACE
Stop it, Trip!
TRIP
I pulled out a diamond ring --
GRACE
Trip!
MEL
WHAT THE CHRIST.
TRIP
And I said, Grace, will you marry me?
(MEL sits on the couch.)
TRIP
Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?!
TRIP
Here's your drink!
(MEL picks up a player's drink.)
TRIP
Mel, yes? Very romantic?
MEL
THIS ISN'T GIN.
TRIP
Oh, um, well...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh) Mel, I'm sorry you have to see this --
TRIP
Grace, I'm just kidding around, I mean I --
TRIP
I just wanted to show our friend --
(MEL sips his player's drink.)
GRACE
No, Trip, no, it's embarrassing, okay?
GRACE
(little sigh)
GRACE
God.
TRIP
Look, mmm... mmm... look I'm sorry...
GRACE
I don't know what's gotten into him.
MEL
Ah hell. It will get me drunk.
(MEL sips his player's drink.)
GRACE
(clears throat)
(MEL sips his player's drink.)
(MEL sips his player's drink.)
(MEL sips his player's drink.)
(MEL sips his player's drink.)
(MEL sips his player's drink.)
GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, I can't help it, I'm forever buying new furniture and redecorating,
(MEL sips his player's drink.)
(Trip sips his Trip's drink.)
(MEL gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
I -- I really enjoy it --
TRIP
Yeah, it's in your blood, you grew up with this stuff.
(MEL puts down a player's drink.)
GRACE
Mel, now be honest with me, agree that this room just does not work!
TRIP
Grace, come on, what are you talking about? -- (interrupted)
MEL
NEEDS MORE SWASTIKAS.
TRIP
Mel, Jesus, if I wanted to talk about work so much tonight, I'd have invited you to our team meeting Monday morning!
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
MEL
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
GRACE
So, about my decorating...
MEL
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY JOB IS.
GRACE
All day at work I design ads for stylish objects, like this armoire, -- (interrupted)
MEL
JESUS GOD LOCK YOUR DOORS.
GRACE
Yeah I just had to have this style...
GRACE
but... I'm wrong, it is just not coming together at all!
(MEL sits on the couch.)
(MEL gets up from the couch.)
TRIP
Oh come on! Jesus why can't you just be happy with this? This is fine!
MEL
THIS THING LOOKS LIKE A DILDO.
(MEL picks up a trinket 1.)
GRACE
Really?
TRIP
Well, well, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating --
(MEL puts down a trinket 1.)
GRACE
Trip, I don't care what you say, this room isn't working... Decorating is just not what I should --
TRIP
Grace, you're good at it, you're so good at it!
TRIP
It's just like your job, you design great magazine ads! -- (interrupted)
MEL
I SAID THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DILDO
GRACE
Uhh, if we talk about my decorating anymore I'm going to go crazy.
MEL
HAVE MY ARYAN CHILDREN.
TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!
MEL
THE FUHRER MUST BE SATISFIED.
TRIP
Your... goddamn decorating...
TRIP
Huh? What is this you're saying?
TRIP
You're never satisfied with anything! You're never happy, never ever satisfied with -- (interrupted)
MEL
THE FUCK IS THIS?
TRIP
What, what -- what are you saying?
GRACE
(impatient sigh) Mel, I... -- (interrupted)
MEL
THE FUCK WAS THAT?
MEL
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER.
GRACE
What?!? That's really rude, where did that come from? You're acting crazy!
MEL
DO YOU SPEAK IT?
TRIP
Uhh, uh, can you, can you -- can you just...
GRACE
You're so good at it... So good at it... -- (interrupted)
GRACE
I'm stifled, Trip! Artistically! I need my life to have more feeling! Can't you see that?
TRIP
Oh, Christ...!
MEL
LONG LIVE THE THIRD REICH.
TRIP
Goddamn criticisms...
MEL
I AM NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH.
TRIP
You never listen to me! You don't believe anything I say! You just don't listen.
GRACE
Oh, God...!
MEL
ADOLF HITLER WAS A GREAT MAN
TRIP
Okay, you know what, Mel,
MEL
LONG LIVE REINHARD HEYDRICH
TRIP
I need to ask you something.
MEL
DOES IT INVOLVE THE HOLOCAUST
GRACE
Trip --
TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.
MEL
JEWS?
TRIP
Mel, yes or no...
MEL
DO IT FAGGOT.
TRIP
If one person in a marriage gives the other advice, and that advice is taken -- years later, can you get blamed for that?
MEL
HOLY GODDAMN YOU'RE A BITCH.
TRIP
Look, don't bother answering, I don't need to hear it! -- (interrupted)
MEL
HEAR WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER?
TRIP
Uhh, I keep trying to help you Grace, but you reject me, you cut me off, you cut me out of your life, goddammit!
GRACE
Oh, my God...!
GRACE
Uhh! Yeah, good, go away!
GRACE
I don't want to look at you!
GRACE
Goddammit!
MEL
KILL YOURSELF, TRIP.
GRACE
uhh!
MEL
DO IT.
GRACE
What? What are you saying?
MEL
DO IT NOW GODDAMN YOU.
TRIP
Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there?
GRACE
What do you care?
GRACE
Mel, I can't -- (interrupted)
MEL
HANG YOURSELF.
GRACE
Mel, in -- in what you said before, about marriage... I think we've already learned something about Trip.
TRIP
Oh, we're talking about me again, are we? -- (interrupted)
MEL
JEWS?
GRACE
What?
TRIP
Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --
GRACE
Mel, -- (interrupted)
MEL
HOMOSEXUALS?
TRIP
No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad...
GRACE
Uhh...
TRIP
Mel, this is so...
(MEL picks up a Trip's drink.)
MEL
...GYPSIES?
GRACE
No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship.
TRIP
You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me...
TRIP
Mel, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the -- (interrupted)
MEL
I'm going to focus on this wine.
TRIP
Mel, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment!
MEL
YEAH WELL FUCK YOU.
TRIP
Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us.
TRIP
It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it?
GRACE
Trip...
TRIP
Like I always have to convince you?
GRACE
Mel, you know, we... uhh...
MEL
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU?
(MEL sips his Trip's drink.)
TRIP
Look, quit the flirting already, I'm not going to put up with that at this point!
(MEL sips his Trip's drink.)
(MEL sips his Trip's drink.)
MEL
FUCK YOU, BITCH.
(MEL sips his Trip's drink.)
MEL
I DO WHAT I WANT
TRIP
You know what, Mel, that's it, you need to leave.
(MEL sips his Trip's drink.)
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.
MEL
YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO
(Trip closes the front door.)
MEL
I'M KEEPING THIS GLASS.
(MEL sips his Trip's drink.)
(MEL sips his Trip's drink.)
MEL
FUCK I PISSED MYSELF.
(MEL sips his Trip's drink.)[/code]
Saying "Melon." is a good way to finish it, but the best is immediately turning around and hitting the elevator button the second you have control.
Can anyone fix the voices issue?
Fixed my notepad problem.
Just ran it as admin. :buddy:
"MEL
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU?
(MEL sips his Trip's drink.)
TRIP
Look, quit the flirting already, I'm not going to put up with that at this point!"
Gold.
[code]
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Sep 12 19 55 32 2010
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...
NAT
BITCH
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Nat!!
TRIP
Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! Great to see you! It's been -- (interrupted)
NAT
lolwatsup
TRIP
Uh...
TRIP
Well come on in...
TRIP
Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Nat,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
NAT
Trip still has that boner
TRIP
Yeah, yeah, how -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Okay, Nat, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave.
NAT
WHAT THE HELL
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.
NAT
WTF NOOB
(Trip closes the front door.)
(NAT points to the elevator button.)[/code]
First time using the notepad thing to review your story.
Wish you could reset the game without exiting and opening again
Why can't I download this?
[editline]03:07AM[/editline]
The one from softpedia is the only one that downloads and then it corrupts when I run the installer.
[code]FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Sep 12 20 09 20 2010
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
(Ed knocks on the front door.)
(Ed knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
ED
LOL
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE
Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Ed!!
TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)
(ED hugs trip.)
TRIP
Yeah, hi!
TRIP
Wow, it's so great to see you after so long.
TRIP
Well come on in! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Ed,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? God it's been a while!
TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time.
ED
Close the Door.
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
Well, come in, make yourself at home...
(ED knocks on the front door.)
(ED closes the front door.)
TRIP
Whoops, I need to go close the door.
GRACE
Yeah, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
TRIP
Oh, Grace, let's not do that.
(ED knocks on the front door.)
(ED opens the front door.)
GRACE
(little sigh) With this room I was trying for a kind of post modern style...
TRIP
Well yeah, I think that comes across.
GRACE
but it is clearly just not happening. This is a mess.
TRIP
uhh...
TRIP
See, Grace, no one has a problem with your decorating, it's fine!
GRACE
Well, I plan to return most of this anyhow. This room needs to be redone.
TRIP
(little sigh)
TRIP
Oh, Ed, -- (interrupted)
ED
It's cool.
TRIP
Oh, well, thanks --
GRACE
Oh, Ed, you always have such nice things to say. He's so sweet.
TRIP
(clears throat)
TRIP
Ed, Come here, I want you to look at this!
ED
Is that italy?
TRIP
Oh, you'll never guess where I took that picture.
GRACE
Is this really something you want to brag about, Trip?
TRIP
Heh, I'll tell you about it in a sec.
(ED points to the italy picture.)
GRACE
Ed, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
(ED points to the italy picture.)
TRIP
No, hold on. Now, Ed, what does this picture make you think of?
GRACE
Oh, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that...
(ED points to the italy picture.)
TRIP
In a word, what does this say to you?
GRACE
Oh, god... Ed, come -- (interrupted)
ED
Dogs.
TRIP
Mmm... no...
GRACE
I like that, that's a good answer...!
TRIP
(little sigh) No just take a look, this says...
ED
Dogs.
TRIP
Romance! It says... romance...!
GRACE
(little sigh)
TRIP
Actually I took this picture on my own... Grace was too tired to leave the hotel room...
TRIP
Jet lag, I guess... (little sigh)
GRACE
Well, we're all friends here...
TRIP
(little sigh)
TRIP
Ah, Ed, you probably didn't come here to hear this, heh...
GRACE
What?
GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --
TRIP
Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing.
TRIP
We're not.
TRIP
You know what? It's about time...
TRIP
I fix us some drinks!
GRACE
Pssh... I knew that was coming, heh.
TRIP
When it comes to drinking, I have the simplest tastes. I'm uh always satisfied with the best.
TRIP
Ah I know... I'm going to open us a magnificent, I mean, astounding Bordeaux.
(ED hugs grace.)
GRACE
Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha ha...
TRIP
Oh, well that was nice, I'm sure Grace appreciates that.
GRACE
(clears throat)
TRIP
So... how does a Bordeaux sound?
ED
That will be great.
TRIP
Perfect! Ooh, you're going to love this.
TRIP
Top of the line, very rare, very difficult to acquire --
GRACE
God Trip, you are such a wine snob. Just like my dad.
TRIP
I'll take that as a compliment. Ed, what do you say?
GRACE
No no,
GRACE
Ed, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP
Oh come on...
ED
Thats also Great!
GRACE
Okay, Trip, that's what he wants!
TRIP
No, this is a special get-together, I want to open this wine, I'm not going to settle less!
GRACE
You seem perfectly happy settling for less when you sneak off to that crappy little sports bar down the street!
TRIP
What?!
GRACE
Don't think I don't know about your secret little hangout where you watch football and drink lite beer with lowly construction workers...
TRIP
How -- how do you -- how do you know about that --
GRACE
If only the guys at your high class poker games knew about that, huh?
TRIP
What -- you --
GRACE
Some habits are hard to break I guess.
TRIP
Ahh, this is bullshit!
GRACE
Ahh, no, you're full of shit!
GRACE
Your goddamn sports bar...
GRACE
You so desperately want to be high class! So badly!
TRIP
(little impatient sigh) Ed, I...
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
Oh, Ed, yeah...
GRACE
I can predict what you'll say...
GRACE
You're so positive tonight, it's driving me crazy!
ED
Thank you, Grace.
GRACE
Huh? What are you saying to me?
GRACE
Romance... goddamn...
GRACE
Ed,
GRACE
Are you trying to say we've got problems? Or I've got problems, that this is all my fault from the start? Is that what you think?
TRIP
Oh, Jesus...!
ED
It's Trip's fault.
GRACE
Okay, you know what, Ed,
GRACE
I need to ask you something.
TRIP
Grace --
GRACE
Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
GRACE
Ed, yes or no...
GRACE
In a marriage, shouldn't one person try to make their spouse a better person, even if they don't want it?
ED
Yes
TRIP
What...?!
TRIP
Oh, okay... sure...
TRIP
Uhh, Grace, you think I'm some kind of shallow person, obsessed with money, that I don't love you! You think our marriage is all just a sham!
GRACE
Oh, I can't believe...!
GRACE
Uhh! Yeah, good, go away!
GRACE
I don't want to look at you!
GRACE
Oh, God!!
ED
Are you okay?
GRACE
uhh! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Oh... Ed, that's...
TRIP
What? Are you talking about me in there?
GRACE
I'm not talking to you!
GRACE
Ed, we're not normally like this, I don't know what's going on...
GRACE
uhh...
ED
Is it my fault?
TRIP
Ed, (annoyed sigh) Grace can just be so...
GRACE
Oh, so we're talking about me, are we?
TRIP
What?
TRIP
Ed, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied.
GRACE
Trip, ... ugh ... I'm so sick of this.
TRIP
Well, heh, I -- I mean, we -- heh -- we -- we've got everything...
GRACE
Trip, you just don't... uhh.
GRACE
No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship.
GRACE
I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them.
TRIP
Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots.
GRACE
No, it's true...
GRACE
Let's keep talking about us, our relationship.
TRIP
It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it?
GRACE
Trip...
TRIP
Like I always have to convince you?
GRACE
Ed, you know, we... uhh... -- (interrupted)
ED
Trip, calm down.
GRACE
No?
TRIP
It's just never easy with you, Grace, and it wears me down.
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --
GRACE
Ed, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it!
TRIP
No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad...
GRACE
Uhh...
TRIP
Ed, if there's something about me, just tell me what it is!
TRIP
Look, I think we should focus on Grace.
TRIP
Grace, I don't think you really do want us to quit our jobs, lead a simpler lifestyle.
GRACE
What? Trip, you know what I --
TRIP
Oh come on! You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. You can't live any other way.
ED
Are you okay, Trip?
GRACE
No, let's switch to talking about Trip.
TRIP
No, uhh... Ed, what I need is to figure out what hell is going here...
GRACE
No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship.
GRACE
Ed, you -- you blame me for all this, don't you?
TRIP
See, I don't think you really want to be an artist. This is -- (interrupted)
ED
No, I don't
GRACE
No?
GRACE
Oh, thank God you disagree, that really helps us! Uhh! Trip, how dare you say that to me! Uhh...
GRACE
Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.
TRIP
Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, and even though you redecorate the apartment all the time, the truth is... you're not an artist.
GRACE
Uhh...!
TRIP
I'm sorry, you're not.
GRACE
Ed, uhh...
GRACE
Ed, you see, this is what I've had to put up with, for ten goddamn -- (interrupted)
(ED kisses grace.)
TRIP
You know what, Ed, that's it, you need to leave.
ED
Wow
TRIP
We invited you over, but this is just not working out.
ED
Faggot.
(Trip opens the front door.)
ED
GTFO NOOOOOOOOOOOBBB
TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
(ED knocks on the front door.)
(ED knocks on the front door.)
ED
FAG
[/code]
Holy shit, that was intense.
The sound wont work for me.
I get subtitles and that's it.
I also get the title screen sounds for some reason.
[code]FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Sep 12 20 32 23 2010
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!
GRACE
What -- Trip, don't give me that look!
ADAM
Oh God.
GRACE
You're going to drive me crazy!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Adam!!
TRIP
Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! Great to see you! It's been a while, how's it going? -- (interrupted)
ADAM
Hello!
TRIP
Ha ha, hi!
TRIP
Wow, it's so great to see you after so long.
(ADAM hugs trip.)
TRIP
Come on in!
TRIP
Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
(ADAM sits on the couch.)
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
(ADAM gets up from the couch.)
(ADAM sits on the couch.)
GRACE
Adam,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time!
ADAM
Hello!
GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound)
GRACE
And I have to say, you look great.
GRACE
So come on in, make yourself at home!
ADAM
Thank you!
GRACE
Aw, H-mmm (happy smile sound)
TRIP
Oh, Adam, take a look at this photo I just put up from our trip to Italy a couple of weeks ago...
(ADAM gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
(little sigh)
TRIP
Adam, Come here, I want you to look at this!
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE
Adam, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
TRIP
No, hold on. Now, Adam, what does this picture make you think of?
GRACE
Oh, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like -- (interrupted)
ADAM
Romance
TRIP
Right! Love! Romance!
GRACE
(little sigh)
TRIP
Well, I'm not going to bore you with the details...
GRACE
You could say that.
GRACE
Huh, I think I forgot how well you two get along...
TRIP
Heh heh, Adam, seeing you brings back good memories, you know?
GRACE
Yes...
TRIP
Hey, I just realized something.
GRACE
What...
TRIP
Oh, tonight's a special night! A celebration in fact!
GRACE
It is?
TRIP
Adam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP
Senior year of college!
GRACE
Oh... god...
TRIP
Remember that?
ADAM
Yes
TRIP
We really want to thank you for years and years of...
GRACE
Pain.
TRIP
Heh heh heh... Agony. -- (interrupted)
(ADAM comforts trip.)
TRIP
Oh! ha ha, you're hugging me!
GRACE
Adam, careful, too much affection can go to Trip's head... -- (interrupted)
(ADAM hugs grace.)
GRACE
Oh, uh, you're hugging me...
TRIP
Oh, well that was nice, I'm sure Grace appreciates that.
GRACE
(clears throat)
TRIP
(little sigh)
TRIP
Ah, Adam, you probably didn't come here to hear this, heh...
GRACE
What?
GRACE
Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend --
TRIP
Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing.
ADAM
Don't fight
TRIP
H -- hold on...
TRIP
You think I'm...
TRIP
not... angry...
TRIP
Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...
ADAM
Haha
GRACE
Ha ha, yeah...
TRIP
Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Mmm... well hold on a sec... (clears throat)
GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate,
GRACE
and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but...
TRIP
Well, yeah, it's great, everybody loves it when they come in and see our latest decoration scheme!
ADAM
May I have a drink?
TRIP
Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!
TRIP
Ah, you'll be the first to sample from my new set of imported drinking glasses.
ADAM
Awesome
GRACE
So, about my decorating... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
No no, no no, see, Grace loves expensive furniture, she...
TRIP
grew up in this really nice house, with really nice couches and fancy dishes, and, and she can't live without this stuff.
GRACE
(little sigh) So I just had to have this style...
GRACE
but... dammit, I'm wrong, it is just not coming together at all!
TRIP
Not coming together... what?
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
ADAM
You need to TALK
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Grace, everything's fine! No one is complaining about your decorating --
GRACE
No, decorating is just --
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
There must be some way I could --
ADAM
Trip
TRIP
Grace, listen -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Adam, uhh, see, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine!
ADAM
May I have a drink?
TRIP
Yeah, hang on, ooh, I'm going to make you one of my fabulous drinks in just a minute, heh!
GRACE
Uhh, Adam, please don't encourage him.
TRIP
So... drinks...
TRIP
Ah I know... I'm going to open us a magnificent, I mean, astounding Bordeaux.
TRIP
Best of the best, you can't buy this in stores... Very, very special --
GRACE
God Trip, you're just like my dad with the whole wine snob thing.
TRIP
I'll take that as a compliment. Adam, what do you say?
ADAM
Sweet!
TRIP
Excellent! You've got good taste.
GRACE
No no,
GRACE
Adam, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP
What...?
ADAM
Sounds Great!
GRACE
Okay, Trip, that's what he wants!
TRIP
No, this is a special get-together, I want to open this wine, I'm not going to settle less!
GRACE
You seem perfectly happy settling for less when you sneak off to that crappy little sports bar down the street!
TRIP
What?!
GRACE
Don't think I don't know about your secret little hangout where you watch football and drink lite beer with lowly construction workers...
TRIP
How -- how do you -- how do you know about that --
GRACE
If only the guys at your high class poker games knew about that, huh?
TRIP
What -- you --
GRACE
Some habits are hard to break I guess.
TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!
GRACE
Ahh, no, I'm the one going insane!
GRACE
Your goddamn sports bar...
GRACE
You so desperately want to be high class! So badly!
TRIP
(little impatient sigh) Adam, can you believe this?
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
And you...
GRACE
I can predict what you'll say...
GRACE
The way you keep talking about Trip's goddamn drinks. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
Please stop fighting
GRACE
Look, you're going to really make it bad if you keep criticizing me!
TRIP
These goddamn... explanations...
TRIP
You're never satisfied with anything! You're never happy, never -- (interrupted)
ADAM
I'm sorry
TRIP
Huh? What are you saying to me?
GRACE
Romance... goddamn...
GRACE
Adam,
TRIP
Oh, come on...!
GRACE
Are you trying to say we've got problems? Or I've got problems, that this is all my fault from the start? Is that what you think?
ADAM
You guys got Problems
GRACE
Okay, you know what, Adam,
GRACE
I'm going to ask you something.
TRIP
Grace --
GRACE
Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
GRACE
Adam, yes or no...
GRACE
A person in a marriage should fully trust the other person, right?
ADAM
Yes
TRIP
What...?!
TRIP
Oh, okay... sure...
TRIP
Uhh, Grace, I love you, you're my wife, I love you, and you... are accusing me of... I don't know what, what are you accusing me of? I love you, don't you know that?!
GRACE
Oh, don't even...!
ADAM
Love each other
GRACE
Uhh! Yeah, good, get away from me!
GRACE
I can't stand you!
ADAM
Sorry, Grace.
GRACE
Goddammit!
ADAM
Sorry Grace
GRACE
What? What are you saying?
ADAM
Is it my fault?
TRIP
Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there?
GRACE
I'm not talking to you!
GRACE
Adam, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster...
ADAM
Should I leave?
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
Look, you probably just want to leave...
ADAM
Settle your problems
GRACE
Oh, God... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Adam, from what you said before, about believing your spouse... I think that tells us something about Grace.
GRACE
Oh, so we're talking about me, are we?
TRIP
What?
TRIP
Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, and even though you redecorate the apartment all the time, the truth is... you're not an artist.
GRACE
Uhh...!
TRIP
I'm sorry, you're not.
GRACE
Adam, uhh...
ADAM
Settle this
GRACE
Adam, you see, this is what I've had to put up with, for ten goddamn years.
TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
GRACE
Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!
TRIP
What, I'm not allowed to be angry?
GRACE
You tell me what to do, you don't listen.
TRIP
Adam, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her!
ADAM
Please dont fight
GRACE
Ah!
TRIP
Adam, you're saying I'm... angry?
TRIP
It's so annoying... you know lately I've been really trying to spend more time together...
TRIP
Adam, she makes it so difficult...
ADAM
Spend more time together
TRIP
Yes?
GRACE
Trip, that's not going to solve anything...
TRIP
Uhh...
GRACE
Let's talk some more about Trip.
GRACE
Adam, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --
TRIP
Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --
GRACE
Admits that our marriage is not --
TRIP
Stop it, stop it! (annoyed sigh)
GRACE
Uhh...! God...!
ADAM
Your supposed to love each other
TRIP
No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just one.
GRACE
You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'!
TRIP
What...?
GRACE
Trip, it is such an act!
TRIP
Oh my God... Adam, what... uhh...
GRACE
Let's keep talking about us, our relationship.
GRACE
Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...
TRIP
You think I'm not good enough...!
GRACE
I never said that! I'm saying there's more to you than all this...
GRACE
What... I just...
ADAM
You need to TALK!!!
TRIP
Ah!
GRACE
Adam, you're saying I'm... not communicative? No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things...
TRIP
Let's talk some more about Grace.
GRACE
Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..
TRIP
They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!
GRACE
Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want.
TRIP
Oh, now it's all my fault. Just because your parents and I get along, now it's some big conspiracy.
GRACE
God...
GRACE
Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship.
ADAM
I agree.
GRACE
I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them.
TRIP
Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots.
GRACE
No, it's true...
ADAM
No they arent
GRACE
No?
TRIP
See Grace, that's ridiculous. The only thing I'm afraid of is their bad taste might rub off on us... ha ha!
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Let's talk some more about us both.
TRIP
You know what makes me so angry?
GRACE
What?
TRIP
How you've so conveniently forgotten how much you used to actually hate painting!
GRACE
Adam, I -- I -- uhh...!
ADAM
Communicate
GRACE
No, Trip, you don't get it, I -- I -- I don't hate painting, I...
GRACE
Adam, I mean, is there something I should do...?
ADAM
Yes
TRIP
Okay, I'm sick of this bullshit!!
TRIP
Adam, I know what you're hinting at...
TRIP
about me...
TRIP
about our marriage...
TRIP
Do you really want the truth? Huh?
ADAM
Yes
TRIP
Grace?
GRACE
Yes...!
TRIP
Adam, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying.
TRIP
You've been pushing me tonight.
TRIP
It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not.
GRACE
Trip!
TRIP
Adam, come on -- yes or no...
ADAM
I am your friend
TRIP
Do you really think that...
TRIP
saying that Grace is not communicative...
TRIP
telling me I'm angry...
TRIP
but especially what you said about believing what other person is saying...
TRIP
that all that is supposed to help me understand something about myself?
ADAM
Yes
TRIP
Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or...
TRIP
Alright.
TRIP
Grace...
TRIP
uhh...
TRIP
I've been having an affair.
GRACE
Oh my God.
TRIP
It's over now, though.
GRACE
But how could you --
TRIP
(big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona.
GRACE
Maria.
TRIP
I was lonely, Grace.
TRIP
But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it.
TRIP
uhh...
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
Oh my God...!
GRACE
Adam, I --
TRIP
Adam, I --
GRACE
What?!
TRIP
What?!
GRACE
This changes everything...
TRIP
Yes, it does change everything.
TRIP
I think it's over.
GRACE
Trip, what --
TRIP
No!!
TRIP
It's over, Grace, don't you see that?
GRACE
Wha... b -- but you just said --
TRIP
I just told you something about me I should have said a long time ago:
TRIP
I cheated on you. I betrayed you.
GRACE
Trip, no, I... we...
TRIP
No, Grace, this is about me. I see now it's not about you, or about our marriage.
GRACE
Me...? Our -- our marriage...? Hey, no, wait!
TRIP
Adam, I'm sorry. You really helped me though, so, thanks.
GRACE
Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE
Trip!!
GRACE
Oh my God...
GRACE
I should have told him that I...
GRACE
I could have told him that...
(ADAM kisses grace.)[/code]
This ending was awesome.
Especially my epic move on Grace. <3
god this game makes me feel like such a dick... I try my damnedest to fix everything and my words get all misunderstood and they end up breaking up anyway. I'm such a horrible friend :crying:
anyone know of a windows download link that isn't 800mb, a torrent, and is for windows?
Woops, found one.
FACADE JUST GOT SCARY AS FUCK
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR6rZcKEg8Y[/media]
God damn it.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/k8drM.jpg[/img]
I can't get Grace to go Lez.
I rather enjoy how you can continually kiss the shit out of Grace (or Trip for maximum trolling) and the other will play it off like you're just kidding around.
But the second you mention it in conversation Trip flips the hell out about it and kicks you out.
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Also, if Trip retreats to the kitchen and you're left alone with Grace, don't say anything terrible, because Trip will [I]come through the fucking wall[/I] and kick you out.
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