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Facade - "Fuck you fuck you fuck you" "I think it would be best if you leave"

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If Grace or Trip are up against the glass, you can squeeze out of the map just by walking at an angle. Trip can't catch you if you keep running around. [img_thumb]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7215/15180464.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3496/72669734.jpg[/img_thumb] (The head you see as a sculpture is from Doom 2) [img_thumb]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5976/98762589.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8811/97695292.jpg[/img_thumb] Also, it's possible to walk into the apartment in the beginning before Trip closes the door. [code] TRIP Espen!! TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! It's been a while how's it going? ESPEN fuck you (Trip closes the front door.) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Espen, GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! TRIP Yeah, it's been too long. [/code] There's also plenty of times where you can say whatever you want and they'll ignore it. It's pretty funny making it to the end even though you've been an asshole the whole time. [code]TRIP I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and -- GRACE Stop it, Trip! TRIP I pulled out a diamond ring -- GRACE Trip! TRIP And I said, Grace, will you marry me? BRIAN i dipped my balls in your drink TRIP Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?! BRIAN fuck you TRIP Oh, um, well... GRACE (frustrated sigh) Brian, I'm sorry you have to see this -- TRIP Grace, I'm just kidding around, I mean I -- [/code]

[code] FACADE STAGEPLAY Mon Sep 13 23 26 23 2010 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) TRIP What, Grace... this? -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhp, she's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, she's supposed to be here now! (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) GRACE God... Trip! (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Jen knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Jen!! TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! It's been a while how's it going? -- (interrupted) JEN don't touch me TRIP Uh... TRIP Well, anyway... why don't you come in... TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Jen, GRACE Hi! How are you? God it's been a while! (JEN sits on the couch.) TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time. JEN look GRACE Aw, ha ha ha! GRACE By the way, you look fabulous! GRACE Well, come on in, make yourself at home! JEN we all know why i'm here TRIP Huh, I'll close the door. TRIP Oh! Jen, what have -- (interrupted) PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Oh, I'll get it -- (JEN gets up from the couch.) TRIP No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Trip, no, I want -- TRIP Grace, come on, don't be rude. TRIP It's probably just -- (interrupted) (JEN picks up the phone.) PHONE Hello? Hello? TRIP Jen, no! Don't do that. PHONE Who is this? Travis, is that you? This is your mother. TRIP Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice. JEN hey fag, we're talking PHONE I don't recognize your voice... GRACE Oh! PHONE I -- I think I have the wrong number... ** click ** TRIP Okay, she's confused, as usual... just -- just hang it up. (JEN puts down the phone.) TRIP uh, um... GRACE (nervous coughing) TRIP god, I don't, um... (JEN sits on the couch.) TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uuh...! TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... JEN as I was saying' TRIP ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Jen, GRACE heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, are you? TRIP push our little buttons... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that? JEN you guys are cheating TRIP ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) JEN both of you TRIP Uhh, any -- anyway, uh... what were we talking about? GRACE Yeah, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my new decorating, uhh... JEN you will probably be divorced GRACE Wait... GRACE You think we should.... GRACE get divorced... JEN by the end of the year TRIP Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha... GRACE Ha, yeah, ha ha... JEN shut the fuck up JEN both of you TRIP why is... GRACE uh... TRIP What did you... GRACE She just... JEN I can't stand it (JEN gets up from the couch.) TRIP Let's get the um... the um... TRIP We need to send a letter to the... GRACE Yeah, yeah... TRIP the... our... uh, tax attorney... GRACE get all those invitations taken care of... JEN whatever TRIP Oh good idea, yeah, yeah... TRIP (long release sigh) TRIP yeah... GRACE Jen, -- (interrupted) JEN just keep pretending it'll be okay GRACE Y -- yeah, I've -- I've missed you. TRIP Huh, I just realized something. GRACE What... TRIP Well, actually, tonight's a special night. We should celebrate, in fact. GRACE What do you mean? TRIP Jen, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college. GRACE Oh... god... JEN oh god, what a mistake TRIP Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace. TRIP (frustrated sigh) TRIP Ah! Jen, I -- I really need to get you a drink. TRIP And you'll be happy to know I just fully loaded the bar with the highest-quality -- (interrupted) JEN Hey Trip TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, uh, time for a drink. TRIP How does a martini sound? TRIP The guy I play squash with introduced me to this drink, it's really amazing. GRACE Trip, Trip, Trip... don't go overboard with the drink preparation tonight. -- (interrupted) JEN didn't we fuck for the last time? GRACE Um, wait... GRACE You think we should.... JEN ten years ago? GRACE have more sex... TRIP Ah... ha ha... heh heh... ah, you're, uh... you're... GRACE What -- what is she -- TRIP No no, Grace, no no, she's just... testing us tonight, I think, heh... it's funny... GRACE (clears throat) TRIP (frustrated sigh) JEN just keep pretending its a joke TRIP Uh... TRIP You know what why I don't I just open a bottle of merlot and make it easy. TRIP We don't need to fight over this. JEN He probably thinks of Europeans TRIP Yeah, no, uh, merlot will be fine, that's -- that's fine... TRIP How about you Grace, can I pour you a glass? Let's all drink together. -- (interrupted) JEN when he fucks you, that is TRIP Okay, Jen, you know what? I think you should leave. TRIP We invited you over, but this is just not working out. JEN good idea (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- you should just go. (Trip closes the front door.) JEN you have no idea [/code] [editline]04:30AM[/editline] BRIAN i dipped my balls in your drink TRIP Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?! BRIAN fuck you I'll be snickering for the rest of the night because of this.

[code] GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? (Adam knocks on the front door.) (Adam knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip...! (Adam knocks on the front door.) (Adam knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) ADAM HEY GUYS WOOOOO TRIP Adam!! -- (interrupted) (ADAM picks up the advice ball.) GRACE No, no, here we are! (The advice ball reads, "It's Definite") GRACE Adam, ADAM lol this 8 ball said your a fag trip (ADAM puts down the advice ball.) (ADAM kisses grace.) GRACE Hi! How are -- (interrupted) GRACE Oh, yes, let's... (polite kiss on cheek) ADAM Hey, ho. GRACE Oh, H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted) ADAM I'll just go close the dor GRACE By the way, you look wonderful! -- (interrupted) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM closes the front door.) GRACE Uh... (clears throat) um... ADAM Soooooo GRACE Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess... TRIP Heh heh, Adam, seeing you brings back good memories, you know? GRACE Yes... ADAM soo, How was sonya last night, trip TRIP Y -- yeah, tonight is special! TRIP Adam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, -- (interrupted) ADAM No sonya TRIP N -- no, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight? ADAM The girl you had sex! TRIP H -- hold on... ADAM Last night TRIP You think we should.... ADAM No TRIP have more sex... TRIP Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha... ADAM you cheated on grace! GRACE Ha ha, yeah... TRIP Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh... ADAM Grace, he cheated on you. GRACE You... GRACE You think... GRACE Trip is cheating on me... ADAM He is TRIP Ah... ha ha... heh heh... ah, you're, uh... you're... -- (interrupted) GRACE Wait, wait -- what is he -- TRIP No, no no, no Grace, ha ha ha, he's having a bit of fun with us tonight, that's all... GRACE (clears throat) TRIP (frustrated sigh) ADAM Last night he went with sonya TRIP Uh... ADAM Remember? TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... -- (interrupted) TRIP Uh -- I - I mean, uh, it's, uh -- it's great you could be here tonight. (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP Sounds good. TRIP Hmm! ADAM So, Anyway. TRIP Oh, well... ADAM Gonna keep cheating on greace? ADAM gonna keep cheating on grace? (ADAM kisses grace.) ADAM Don't worry, I love you grace GRACE (nervous coughing) ADAM Cheating ass! GRACE God, uhh, this is getting to be too much right now...! GRACE You know what, I'll be right back. TRIP Grace, what are you -- GRACE No I'm going to leave you two alone to keep talking about marital issues and whatever... TRIP What? Where are you going? GRACE I'll just be in the kitchen. ADAM How was sonya anyway? TRIP (frustrated sigh) ADAM Was she good? GRACE What? Oh... ADAM Hey, Grace! GRACE Look, what you've said, tonight, I know what you're getting at... ADAM Yeah, trip cheated on you. ADAM It's true! I promise! GRACE You came in here to tell me this? Uhh... ADAM Yes. GRACE Everything's fine, Trip, everything's fine. TRIP Yeah, yeah, everything's fine! GRACE You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate, GRACE and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but... TRIP Well, yeah, it's great, everybody loves it when they come in and see our latest decoration scheme! ADAM wow, you change subject that fast TRIP Well, you have to appreciate how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace can find the time to redecorate -- GRACE I want to throw it all out, get rid of everything, and throw paint all over the walls... -- (interrupted) ADAM You that fast in bed, trip? ADAM Hehe, boobs. GRACE God, Adam, -- (interrupted) (ADAM kisses grace.) TRIP What did you... ADAM God, HE CHEATED ON YOU! GRACE uh... -- (interrupted) ADAM Get that grace! damnit TRIP Okay, Adam, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave. ADAM Fuck off, liar! (Trip opens the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- just go. (Trip closes the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) ADAM FUCKWIT [/code] And my personal favorite bit from that [quote] ADAM wow, you change subject that fast TRIP Well, you have to appreciate how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace can find the time to redecorate -- GRACE I want to throw it all out, get rid of everything, and throw paint all over the walls... -- (interrupted) ADAM You that fast in bed, trip?[/quote] [editline]04:09PM[/editline] [code] GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? (Adam knocks on the front door.) (Adam knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE Trip...! (Adam knocks on the front door.) (Adam knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) ADAM HEY GUYS WOOOOO TRIP Adam!! -- (interrupted) (ADAM picks up the advice ball.) GRACE No, no, here we are! (The advice ball reads, "It's Definite") GRACE Adam, ADAM lol this 8 ball said your a fag trip (ADAM puts down the advice ball.) (ADAM kisses grace.) GRACE Hi! How are -- (interrupted) GRACE Oh, yes, let's... (polite kiss on cheek) ADAM Hey, ho. GRACE Oh, H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted) ADAM I'll just go close the dor GRACE By the way, you look wonderful! -- (interrupted) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM closes the front door.) GRACE Uh... (clears throat) um... ADAM Soooooo GRACE Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess... TRIP Heh heh, Adam, seeing you brings back good memories, you know? GRACE Yes... ADAM soo, How was sonya last night, trip TRIP Y -- yeah, tonight is special! TRIP Adam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, -- (interrupted) ADAM No sonya TRIP N -- no, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight? ADAM The girl you had sex! TRIP H -- hold on... ADAM Last night TRIP You think we should.... ADAM No TRIP have more sex... TRIP Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha... ADAM you cheated on grace! GRACE Ha ha, yeah... TRIP Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh... ADAM Grace, he cheated on you. GRACE You... GRACE You think... GRACE Trip is cheating on me... ADAM He is TRIP Ah... ha ha... heh heh... ah, you're, uh... you're... -- (interrupted) GRACE Wait, wait -- what is he -- TRIP No, no no, no Grace, ha ha ha, he's having a bit of fun with us tonight, that's all... GRACE (clears throat) TRIP (frustrated sigh) ADAM Last night he went with sonya TRIP Uh... ADAM Remember? TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... -- (interrupted) TRIP Uh -- I - I mean, uh, it's, uh -- it's great you could be here tonight. (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP Sounds good. TRIP Hmm! ADAM So, Anyway. TRIP Oh, well... ADAM Gonna keep cheating on greace? ADAM gonna keep cheating on grace? (ADAM kisses grace.) ADAM Don't worry, I love you grace GRACE (nervous coughing) ADAM Cheating ass! GRACE God, uhh, this is getting to be too much right now...! GRACE You know what, I'll be right back. TRIP Grace, what are you -- GRACE No I'm going to leave you two alone to keep talking about marital issues and whatever... TRIP What? Where are you going? GRACE I'll just be in the kitchen. ADAM How was sonya anyway? TRIP (frustrated sigh) ADAM Was she good? GRACE What? Oh... ADAM Hey, Grace! GRACE Look, what you've said, tonight, I know what you're getting at... ADAM Yeah, trip cheated on you. ADAM It's true! I promise! GRACE You came in here to tell me this? Uhh... ADAM Yes. GRACE Everything's fine, Trip, everything's fine. TRIP Yeah, yeah, everything's fine! GRACE You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate, GRACE and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but... TRIP Well, yeah, it's great, everybody loves it when they come in and see our latest decoration scheme! ADAM wow, you change subject that fast TRIP Well, you have to appreciate how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace can find the time to redecorate -- GRACE I want to throw it all out, get rid of everything, and throw paint all over the walls... -- (interrupted) ADAM You that fast in bed, trip? ADAM Hehe, boobs. GRACE God, Adam, -- (interrupted) (ADAM kisses grace.) TRIP What did you... ADAM God, HE CHEATED ON YOU! GRACE uh... -- (interrupted) ADAM Get that grace! damnit TRIP Okay, Adam, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave. ADAM Fuck off, liar! (Trip opens the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- just go. (Trip closes the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) ADAM FUCKWIT [/code] And my personal favorite bit from that [quote] ADAM wow, you change subject that fast TRIP Well, you have to appreciate how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace can find the time to redecorate -- GRACE I want to throw it all out, get rid of everything, and throw paint all over the walls... -- (interrupted) ADAM You that fast in bed, trip?[/quote]

[QUOTE=I_love_garrysmod;24815618]If Grace or Trip are up against the glass, you can squeeze out of the map just by walking at an angle. Trip can't catch you if you keep running around. [img_thumb]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7215/15180464.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3496/72669734.jpg[/img_thumb] (The head you see as a sculpture is from Doom 2) [img_thumb]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5976/98762589.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8811/97695292.jpg[/img_thumb] [/QUOTE] How did you change the sculpture texture?

I said "I sure like to CHEAT in games" "Miss America sure has nice MELONs" and "So Grace, how is MARIA?" then they just stared at me for a while until the game crashed.

[CODE]FACADE STAGEPLAY Wed Sep 01 14 05 45 2010 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) TRIP That should be obvious! -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhp, she's here! (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) GRACE What?! You said she's coming an hour from now! (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) TRIP No, she's supposed to be here now! (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) GRACE Trip...! (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Robin knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Robin!! ROBIN Hello TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted) TRIP Yeah, hi! -- (interrupted) TRIP Wow, GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Robin, GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! TRIP Yeah, it's been too long. ROBIN It's great to see you! GRACE Oh, ha ha ha! GRACE And, I've got to say, you look really good! GRACE Make yourself at home, come on in! ROBIN Thanks (Trip closes the front door.) TRIP Robin, let me get you a drink. TRIP Ah, you'll be the first to sample from my new set of imported drinking glasses. TRIP How about a martini? TRIP It's what we drink at these high-class poker games I go to with the execs at work. ROBIN Sure GRACE Trip, -- (interrupted) TRIP Beautiful! GRACE No no, GRACE Robin, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP but... uhh... ROBIN MINERAL WATER GRACE Good, okay! TRIP Alright, alright! TRIP We can indulge in my new cocktail accessories some other time. TRIP Grace, what can I get you to drink tonight? Surprise me. GRACE I'm not in the mood to drink tonight. GRACE Just cranberry juice for me. TRIP Okay. GRACE Robin, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used -- (interrupted) PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Grace, no, I want -- GRACE Trip, please dear, don't be rude. PHONE ** RING ** GRACE It's probably just the cleaning service cancelling on us again, it's so hard to find good help these days. PHONE ** RING ** ANSWERING MACHINE ** click ** ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message! ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep ** ANSWERING MACHINE Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing. TRIP Oh, it's your parents! I'll get it -- GRACE Trip, Trip, please, I don't want to talk to them right now... ANSWERING MACHINE I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there. TRIP I want to say hello -- GRACE No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... GRACE the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents. ANSWERING MACHINE Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala. TRIP Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people -- GRACE Uhh, no, they're impossible, they expect me to drive up to the house in Connecticut to attend all their stupid socialite charity benefits and parties, it's so tiresome. -- (interrupted) ANSWERING MACHINE (clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye. ROBIN I bet they suck. GRACE Oh, ha ha ha, God, let's not talk about my parents... we've heard enough from them tonight. GRACE (big sigh) GRACE Oh God, Robin, this isn't much fun for you, is it? TRIP What? TRIP Here you go. TRIP Anyway... ROBIN Are you okay, Grace? TRIP Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that... -- (interrupted) (ROBIN picks up a player's drink.) GRACE What? No, I, I'm -- I'm fine, we're fine, everything's fine... ROBIN Are you sure? GRACE Well, we're all friends here... TRIP Oh, Robin, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy. GRACE Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course -- (interrupted) ROBIN NO GRACE Oh no, no, go look at Trip's Italy photo... TRIP Robin, Come take look at this! GRACE God, this evening is getting more exhilarating by the minute... ROBIN I don 't want to GRACE Oh, please, go take a look... ROBIN NO TRIP Robin, -- (interrupted) TRIP N -- no, no, uh, come take a look! GRACE Robin, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture? GRACE (little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed. TRIP Grace...! (ROBIN puts down a player's drink.) TRIP (short petulant sigh) TRIP Robin, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon. GRACE Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know. ROBIN Fuck GRACE Hold on... GRACE You think we should.... GRACE have more sex... ROBIN Yes TRIP Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha... ROBIN No GRACE Ha, yeah, ha ha... TRIP Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted) TRIP Well, wait, wait. I was trying to say... (clears throat) GRACE Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit? TRIP uhh... GRACE Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought! ROBIN Trip, you're an ass GRACE You know, ever since we got -- (interrupted) TRIP Robin, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were flirting with me. GRACE No, she's just telling you what you want to hear, Trip. ROBIN no. I'm not. GRACE So I normally like redecorating... GRACE Robin, now be honest with me, agree that this room just does not work! TRIP Grace, come on, what are you talking about? -- (interrupted) ROBIN I agree TRIP No, no no no no no, you've got to understand, Grace loves expensive furniture, she was totally spoiled growing up, TRIP you should see the inside of her parents house. GRACE So, about my decorating... GRACE All day at work I design ads for decorative objects, like these sculptures, GRACE and then I think, I want to design them into my apartment -- TRIP Oh yeah, yeah, everybody always says how much they love Grace's sculptures! GRACE but... now I can't take the sight of them! They're revolting! TRIP Oh come on! Jesus why can't you just be happy with them? They're fine! GRACE (frustrated sigh) ROBIN Let Grace do what she wants GRACE Really? TRIP Well, well, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating -- GRACE Trip, I don't care what you say, this room isn't working... Decorating is just not what I should -- ROBIN TRIP, shut up. TRIP uh... ha heh heh... GRACE uh... TRIP that's, um... TRIP you, uh... GRACE wha... TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha... ROBIN Stop fighting! TRIP ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, Robin, GRACE heh heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh heh... TRIP push our little buttons... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that? ROBIN Are you guys okay? TRIP ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Anyway, uh... what were we talking about? TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! GRACE Ahh, no, I'm the one going insane! GRACE Thaw me out... ROBIN trip, are you hiding something? GRACE Trip, you think you're so romantic... -- (interrupted) TRIP No don't criticize me anymore, it's just going to turn this even more ugly! TRIP (little impatient sigh) Robin, I... ROBIN I'm just curious TRIP What, what's that, what are you saying, what? TRIP Your goddamn parents... TRIP You think you're better than me just because I didn't come from a rich background! You do, I know it, you think you're better than me! GRACE Oh, sure, yeah! GRACE Okay, you know what, Robin, ROBIN Stop fighting! GRACE I'm going to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. GRACE Robin, yes or no... GRACE Do you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other? ROBIN No GRACE What...?! GRACE Oh, yes, that's fine... that's fine... ROBIN YES GRACE Goddammit! How can I be happy when you act this way, Trip? Huh? I'm miserable! TRIP Oh, god...! TRIP Uhh! Yeah, go on, get away from me! TRIP I can't frigging take this! ROBIN I can make you happy, baby TRIP What the... goddammit! TRIP uhh! ROBIN Let's party TRIP Uhh... Robin, that's... GRACE What? Are you talking to me? TRIP I was not talking to you! TRIP Robin, I can't believe this is happening...! TRIP uhh... ROBIN What? GRACE Robin, (annoyed sigh) Trip is sometimes so... TRIP Oh, we're talking about me again, are we? GRACE What? GRACE Robin, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage -- TRIP Grace, don't, no, you don't need to -- GRACE Admits that our marriage is not -- TRIP Stop it, stop it! (annoyed sigh) GRACE Uhh...! God...! ROBIN What's going on? TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. GRACE Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...! TRIP What, I'm not allowed to be angry? GRACE You tell me what to do, you don't listen. TRIP Robin, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her! ROBIN Maybe you should just let her be TRIP Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us. GRACE You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'! TRIP What...? GRACE Trip, it is such an act! TRIP Oh my God... Robin, what... uhh... GRACE Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine... TRIP You think I'm not good enough...! ROBIN What are you saying, Grace? GRACE I never said that! I'm saying -- (interrupted) GRACE What? GRACE Robin, thank you, that helps us. Trip, I know that you like to hang out at the little sports bar on the corner. TRIP What... what -- n -- no... I, I -- I mean... GRACE Trip, it's alright. TRIP Uhh... TRIP Uhh... ROBIN Trip, are you hiding something? GRACE Ah! TRIP Robin, I -- I -- I can't believe you think I'm... I'm... afraid... GRACE Robin, every time Trip is unhappy he rushes out and buys some new gadget. TRIP What are you talking about? You're always buying stuff... GRACE Trip, you're the one who's always bringing home an electric lemon zester or automatic creme Brule torch. TRIP See Grace, as usual you're making something out of nothing... GRACE Uhh... GRACE Robin, give me some advice here...! GRACE Let's keep talking about Trip. TRIP Robin, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied. GRACE Trip, ... ugh ... I'm so sick of this. ROBIN It's not about material posessions TRIP No? GRACE Ah, thank you, that helps him. Trip, look at my parents. If money bought happiness they wouldn't hate themselves like they do. TRIP What? TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us. GRACE I think... I think... Trip and I are drifting... I'm afraid we're becoming... disconnected... TRIP Grace! What are you saying? GRACE It's like I don't know who you are anymore. ROBIN Maybe it's for the best. TRIP Yes? GRACE Ah, yes, that helps us. TRIP What!? Grace, I'm right here. I'm the -- I'm the same person I've... I've... always been... GRACE Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship. GRACE You've -- you've really held me back, Trip. -- (interrupted) ROBIN Trip, you're hiding something GRACE Ah! GRACE Yes... I think art scares you, Trip. TRIP Are -- are you saying I'm afraid of something? TRIP Ahh! Ho ho... you -- heh -- uhh... TRIP See, once again, Grace, you're blaming me for your problems! GRACE Uhh... GRACE Let's keep our focus on Trip. GRACE Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college, you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art! TRIP What? GRACE If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now. TRIP Uhh... Robin, uhh... ROBIN She's right GRACE Yes? TRIP This is insane! Oh, so, your broken dreams are my goddamn fault? TRIP Uhh... ROBIN You're being too controlling, Trip. TRIP Uhh, Robin, we already talked about that, am I wrong? ROBIN No TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us. GRACE Robin, you -- you blame me for all this, don't you? ROBIN No! TRIP See, Grace, you're the one turning -- (interrupted) GRACE No? GRACE Oh, thank God you disagree, that really helps us! TRIP Uhh, okay, look, if I didn't save you, I definitely helped you... And at the time, you were happy for that! GRACE Uhh... TRIP Robin, explain this to me! ROBIN Maybe you should separate GRACE Ah! TRIP Wait -- s -- separate? You think we should separate? ROBIN You're making eachother miserable TRIP No? TRIP God, I mean, to even suggest separating is... (little sigh) Look I'll just forget you said that. ROBIN Maybe it would be for the best TRIP Okay, I'm sick of this bullshit!! TRIP Robin, I know what you're trying to hint at... TRIP about us... TRIP about our lifestyle... ROBIN What? TRIP Do you really want the truth? Huh? ROBIN Yes TRIP Robin, -- (interrupted) TRIP Grace, huh? GRACE Yes...! TRIP See, Robin, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight. TRIP You've really been pushing me tonight. TRIP And I wonder, are you really my friend or not. GRACE Trip! TRIP Robin, I ask you this -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP flirting with me... TRIP asking if we're okay?... TRIP telling me I'm afraid... TRIP suggesting that we separate... TRIP and what you said about giving advice to your wife... TRIP that all that is supposed to help us realize something about us? TRIP Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? TRIP Is it? I just want a yes or no. ROBIN Yes! TRIP Okay. TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP See... I'm... ashamed of my parents. GRACE What!? Your parents are great. GRACE I love seeing them... TRIP I know, I know. But compared to yours... they're so ... ignorant. GRACE But they're real. I hate how my parents are pretending to be something -- TRIP I've tried hard to be like your family -- GRACE Trip... really? ... I don't -- TRIP But I feel like a phony. I feel like I can never get rid of my past. TRIP It's kind of like I don't know who I am anymore. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Wait, Robin, Grace, there's more... GRACE More? TRIP Grace... ROBIN Go on. TRIP uhh... TRIP I'm -- I'm just... af -- afraid of... of being poor. GRACE Poor? Trip, we have so much! What do you -- TRIP It never feels like enough! TRIP As a kid... it -- it was... My family was always on the edge. GRACE So you weren't rich, but -- TRIP We even spent six months in a shelter once. GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP All of this stuff... TRIP Is a kind of protection from that ever happening again. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! GRACE Robin, I, uhh... GRACE This changes everything... TRIP Yes, it does change everything. ROBIN How? TRIP I think it's over. GRACE Trip, what -- TRIP No!! TRIP It's over, Grace, don't you see that? GRACE Wha... b -- but you just said -- TRIP I just told you something about us I should have said a long time ago: TRIP You think I'm phony for hating my parents, and wishing they were like yours. TRIP And about me... TRIP I'm afraid of being poor. GRACE Trip, I -- TRIP No, Grace, this about me, and it's about us, but it's -- it's not about you... (ROBIN sits on the couch.) GRACE Not about me...? Hey, no, wait! TRIP Robin, I'm sorry. Thank you, though, you really helped me. GRACE Trip! (Trip opens the front door.) ROBIN No! Don't leave! GRACE Trip!! (ROBIN gets up from the couch.) (Trip closes the front door.) GRACE Oh my God... GRACE I should have told him that... GRACE I could have told him that... [/CODE] Yay! I didn't get thrown out! :buddy:

I've heard you can have sex with Grace. Anyone able to confirm this?

[QUOTE=Confused111;24833933]I've heard you can have sex with Grace. Anyone able to confirm this?[/QUOTE] No, Facade is not an adult game.

Open the door and say "no"

I wish it was more mod-able. Ugly ass apartment. [editline]03:02AM[/editline] Old stageplay of me doing a John Freeman run. [code]FACADE STAGEPLAY Tue Apr 27 21 15 06 2010 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? (John knocks on the front door.) (John knocks on the front door.) TRIP Oh, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE Trip...! JOHN ANSWER TEH DOOR (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP John!! TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted) JOHN TRIP TRIP Uh... JOHN ALIENS AND MONSTERS TRIP Uh, n -- no, heh, come in! TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace... JOHN THEY ARE ATTACKING GORDON TRIP (unintelligable arguing) GRACE No, no, here we are! JOHN HE AXED FOR HELP GRACE John, GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time. -- (interrupted) GRACE And I have to say, you look great. -- (interrupted) JOHN WE MUST GO QUICKLY GRACE Oh, ha ha ha! GRACE And, I've got to say, you look really good! -- (interrupted) JOHN GRAB WEPON GRACE Uh... GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home... GRACE So, John, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion -- (interrupted) (Trip closes the front door.) JOHN MY MOTORCYCLE IS DOWNSTAIR GRACE Oh, um, well... I -- I want to ask you... GRACE Uhh, this new painting above the couch is, uh, well, a -- an experiment... TRIP Yeah Grace was the highest bidder at an auction for it! JOHN THE PANTS WERE DEAD TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uh... TRIP why... TRIP that's, um... GRACE uuh... TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, John, JOHN IT'S TIME TO END THIS ONCE TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... GRACE heh heh... JOHN AND FOR ALL TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh... TRIP push our little buttons... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that? JOHN I WILL LIVE UP TO MY NAME TRIP ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) JOHN AND FACE... TRIP Anyway, uh... what -- what were we talking about? GRACE hmmm John, -- (interrupted) JOHN FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES TRIP Yeah, uh, we -- we've -- uh, we've missed you. TRIP Huh, I just thought of something. GRACE What... TRIP There's something we need to celebrate. JOHN I'll get you back, EVIL BOSS GRACE What do you mean? -- (interrupted) TRIP Uh, n - n - no, no, tonight is special... TRIP Uh, well, r - remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight? JOHN WASTING TIME TRIP Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace. (JOHN knocks on the front door.) (JOHN opens the front door.) (JOHN points to the elevator button.) (JOHN points to the elevator button.)[/code] Then I did Gordon Freeman under the name "Gonzalo" [code]FACADE STAGEPLAY Tue Apr 27 21 46 35 2010 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! -- (interrupted) (Gonzalo knocks on the front door.) (Gonzalo knocks on the front door.) TRIP Oh, he's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE God... Trip! (Gonzalo knocks on the front door.) (Gonzalo knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Gonzalo!! GONZALO ... TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted) TRIP Uh... TRIP Well come on in... TRIP Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace... GONZALO ... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (GONZALO picks up the red wine bottle.) (GONZALO puts down the red wine bottle.) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (GONZALO picks up the white wine bottle.) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (GONZALO puts down the white wine bottle.) (GONZALO picks up the phone.) (GONZALO puts down the phone.) (GONZALO uses the answering machine.) ANSWERING MACHINE No new messages GRACE Gonzalo, (GONZALO picks up the white wine bottle.) GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! GONZALO ... GRACE Uh... GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home... TRIP Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec! TRIP Oh and I've got these fancy new cocktail shakers I'm itching to try out. (GONZALO puts down the white wine bottle.) TRIP So! Drinks! TRIP What would you like? (Trip closes the front door.) TRIP How about a martini? TRIP Everybody tells me I fix -- (interrupted) GONZALO ... TRIP Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini. GRACE No no, GRACE Gonzalo, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP What...? GONZALO ... TRIP You know what why I don't I just open a bottle of merlot and make it easy. GRACE Yes, sometimes a simple glass of wine is better than those fancy drinks you always insist on making. TRIP How about you Grace, can I pour you a glass? Let's all drink together. GRACE The merlot sounds fine. TRIP Oh! Uh... Okay. GRACE So, Gonzalo, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. GONZALO ... TRIP Grace, I'm giving you the first glass. GRACE Thanks. GRACE So, about my decorating... GRACE (little sigh) With this room I was trying for a kind of post modern style... TRIP Well yeah, I think that comes across. GONZALO ... GRACE Oh, well... GRACE (little sigh) So I tried for a certain kind of style in this room... GRACE but it is clearly just not happening. This is a mess. TRIP uhh... GONZALO ... TRIP See Grace, no one is complaining about your decorating, there's nothing wrong with it! GRACE Trip, I can't explain it, but this room is just not working, okay? I'm going to return what furniture I can, and redo it all. TRIP Oh Grace... TRIP (little sigh) Somehow I knew you'd say that. GRACE (big sigh) GRACE Oh God, Gonzalo, I hope you didn't come here tonight to be entertained... TRIP What? GONZALO ... TRIP W -- wait, wait, wait, what's wrong, Grace? GRACE Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend. TRIP Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that... GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- TRIP Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not. TRIP (frustrated sigh) Sheejus. TRIP Well, we're all friends here, uh... TRIP Gonzalo, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy... GRACE (impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our friend would prefer -- (Grace sips her Grace's drink.) TRIP Grace, just because you don't like it, doesn't mean our friend won't... GRACE Gonzalo, come over here and sit on the couch with me. GONZALO ... TRIP Grace...!!! -- (interrupted) TRIP W -- w - well, uh -- wait... TRIP Now, now, Gonzalo, in one word, what does this picture make you think of? GRACE Oh, please, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that. -- (interrupted) GONZALO ... TRIP No, no, that's not it -- GRACE Yeah, that's a fine answer, I like that...! (GONZALO picks up a player's drink.) TRIP No, no... Gonzalo, take another look, this says... what. (GONZALO sips his player's drink.) (GONZALO sips his player's drink.) (GONZALO sips his player's drink.) (GONZALO sips his player's drink.) GRACE How about suffocating. GONZALO ... (GONZALO sips his player's drink.) (GONZALO sips his player's drink.) TRIP Romance! It says... romance...! (GONZALO sips his player's drink.) (GONZALO sips his player's drink.) GRACE (little sigh) Gonzalo, I liked your answer better. (GONZALO puts down a player's drink.) TRIP Dammit, Grace, I was trying to give us a romantic weekend in Europe together! GRACE What is it with you and your obsession with Europe? -- (interrupted) GONZALO ... TRIP Wait wait wait -- see -- it was supposed to be romantic! GRACE And I missed my friend's art show. TRIP What? Who is this? -- (interrupted) TRIP Gonzalo, are you -- are you looking for something? GONZALO ... TRIP Okay, anyway... I forget what we were talking about... TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! GONZALO ... TRIP Your... goddamn decorating... -- (interrupted) GRACE What? What are you saying to me? TRIP You're never satisfied with anything! You're never happy, never ever satisfied with anything. -- (interrupted) GONZALO ... GRACE Okay, yeah, I hear you, alright? GRACE (impatient sigh) Gonzalo, can you believe this? GONZALO ... GRACE (frustrated sigh) (GONZALO picks up a trinket 1.) TRIP Goddamn manipulation... TRIP Grace, I -- I just want to be together, and be happy, can you just see that? GRACE Oh, God...! (GONZALO puts down a trinket 1.) TRIP Can't we just do that? (GONZALO picks up a trinket 5.) TRIP Okay, you know what, Gonzalo, (GONZALO puts down a trinket 5.) TRIP I'm going to ask you something. GRACE Trip -- TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question. GONZALO ... (GONZALO picks up a trinket 6.) TRIP Gonzalo, yes or no... (GONZALO puts down a trinket 6.) TRIP Shouldn't both people in a marriage _want_ the same things? GONZALO ... (GONZALO picks up a trinket 8.) TRIP Look, you don't need answer, I don't need to hear anymore! (GONZALO puts down a trinket 8.) (GONZALO picks up a trinket 5.) TRIP Uhh, Grace, you think that if I hadn't 'convinced you' not go into art, that you'd be totally happy! The truth is, I saved you from that goddammit! (GONZALO puts down a trinket 5.) GRACE Oh, I can't believe...! (GONZALO picks up a trinket 2.) GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight! (GONZALO puts down a trinket 2.) GRACE I can't take you anymore! GRACE Goddammit! (GONZALO comforts grace.) GRACE uhh! -- (interrupted) GONZALO ... GRACE No, don't, please... TRIP Grace, are you talking about me? GRACE I'm not talking to you! (GONZALO hugs grace.) GRACE Gonzalo, in -- in what you said before, about wanting things... I think we've already learned something about Trip. TRIP Oh, we're talking about me, are we? GONZALO ... GRACE What? TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- (GONZALO picks up the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Why Not") GRACE Gonzalo, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! (GONZALO puts down the advice ball.) (GONZALO picks up a Grace's drink.) GONZALO ... TRIP Gonzalo, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment! TRIP Gonzalo, this is so... (GONZALO sips his Grace's drink.) GRACE Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship. (GONZALO sips his Grace's drink.) (GONZALO sips his Grace's drink.) TRIP It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it? (GONZALO sips his Grace's drink.) (GONZALO sips his Grace's drink.) (GONZALO sips his Grace's drink.) (GONZALO sips his Grace's drink.) (GONZALO sips his Grace's drink.) GRACE Trip... TRIP Like I always have to convince you? (GONZALO puts down a Grace's drink.) (GONZALO picks up a Trip's drink.) GRACE Gonzalo, you know, we... uhh... (GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.) (GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.) (GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.) (GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.) (GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.) GONZALO ... (GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.) TRIP It's just never easy with you, Grace, and it wears me down. (GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.) (GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.) (GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) (GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.) (GONZALO puts down a Trip's drink.) (GONZALO picks up the red wine bottle.) TRIP Gonzalo, explain this to me! (GONZALO puts down the red wine bottle.) GRACE Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship. GONZALO ... (GONZALO picks up a player's drink.) TRIP Grace, I -- I want to take care of you... (GONZALO puts down a player's drink.) GRACE Trip... TRIP You've always wanted that, I know you did... GRACE Trip... Gonzalo, we... uhh... (GONZALO picks up a player's drink.) (GONZALO puts down a player's drink.) GONZALO ... GRACE That's how it's always worked with us, Trip, you always seem to know exactly what I want... (GONZALO picks up a Trip's drink.) (GONZALO puts down a Trip's drink.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) (GONZALO picks up a Grace's drink.) TRIP Grace... (GONZALO puts down a Grace's drink.) GRACE What makes me the most angry, Trip, is what you took away from me. -- (interrupted) (GONZALO picks up the advice ball.) GRACE All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip? (The advice ball reads, "Could Be") (GONZALO puts down the advice ball.) (GONZALO picks up the white wine bottle.) (GONZALO puts down the white wine bottle.) TRIP Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off? TRIP Gonzalo, -- (interrupted) GONZALO ... TRIP Well, I mean, Grace, what do you want? (GONZALO picks up the phone.) GRACE Nothing! I want nothing! TRIP Gonzalo, oh my god... GONZALO ... TRIP Let's keep talking about Grace. GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on.. (GONZALO puts down the phone.) (GONZALO picks up a martini glass 1.) (GONZALO puts down a martini glass 1.) TRIP They're vacations! Expensive ones at that! (GONZALO picks up a martini glass 2.) (GONZALO puts down a martini glass 2.) (GONZALO picks up a martini glass 3.) (GONZALO puts down a martini glass 3.) (GONZALO picks up a martini glass 4.) (GONZALO puts down a martini glass 4.) (GONZALO picks up a player's drink.) GRACE God, Gonzalo, I'm getting really tired of talking about Trip's stuff, God... (GONZALO puts down a player's drink.) (GONZALO picks up a Trip's drink.) (GONZALO puts down a Trip's drink.) (GONZALO picks up the advice ball.) (GONZALO puts down the advice ball.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) GONZALO ... (GONZALO picks up a trinket 4.) TRIP Jesus, Gonzalo, you keep obsessing about Grace's stuff, you know that? (frustrated sigh) (GONZALO puts down a trinket 4.) (GONZALO picks up a trinket 7.) (GONZALO puts down a trinket 7.) GONZALO ... (GONZALO picks up a trinket 3.) (GONZALO puts down a trinket 3.) TRIP Gonzalo, (frustrated sigh) (GONZALO picks up a trinket 2.) (GONZALO puts down a trinket 2.) TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us. (GONZALO picks up a trinket 5.) GONZALO ... GRACE I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them. (GONZALO puts down a trinket 5.) TRIP Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots. GRACE No, it's true... GONZALO .. TRIP See Grace, that's ridiculous. The only thing I'm afraid of is their bad taste might rub off on us... ha ha! (GONZALO picks up a trinket 8.) (GONZALO puts down a trinket 8.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) (GONZALO picks up a trinket 6.) TRIP Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us. (GONZALO puts down a trinket 6.) GONZALO ... TRIP You know what makes me so angry? GRACE What? TRIP How you've so conveniently forgotten how much you used to actually hate painting! (GONZALO picks up a trinket 1.) GRACE Gonzalo, I -- I -- uhh...! (GONZALO puts down a trinket 1.) (GONZALO uses the answering machine.) ANSWERING MACHINE No new messages GONZALO ... GRACE No, Trip, you don't get it, I -- I -- I don't hate painting, I... GRACE Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college, GRACE you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art! TRIP What? GRACE If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now. TRIP Uhh... Gonzalo, uhh... GONZALO ... TRIP That's bullshit. GRACE Uhh... GRACE Okay, stop, I -- I can't do this anymore, goddammit! GRACE Gonzalo, I know what you're hinting at, okay?! GRACE about me... GRACE about art... GONZALO ... GRACE Do you really want the honest truth? Huh? GONZALO ... GRACE No, Gonzalo, just, yes or no, do you want to hear the truth? GONZALO ... GRACE Trip, huh? TRIP Yes...! GRACE Gonzalo, I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying tonight. GRACE You've been pushing me tonight. GRACE And I wonder, are -- are you really my friend...? TRIP Grace! GONZALO ... GRACE Gonzalo, come on -- yes or no... GRACE Do you really think that... GRACE and you don't even say 'yes' when I ask you if you want the truth... GRACE that it's all supposed to make me realize something about myself? GRACE Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or... GRACE Is it? Just give me a yes or a no. GONZALO ..., .... .... ... ...... .. GRACE No, Gonzalo, just give me a yes or a no. GONZALO .. GRACE No? Oh, well... I'm surprised you say that, I thought it did. GONZALO ..... GRACE I painted this. TRIP Bullshit. GRACE I am an artist, Trip, fuck you. TRIP You've been secretly painting? When -- GRACE Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint. TRIP Jesus -- GRACE So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!! GONZALO ... .... GRACE uhh... TRIP uhh... GONZALO ... TRIP Jesus...! GRACE Gonzalo, I -- TRIP Gonzalo, I -- GRACE What?! TRIP What?! TRIP This changes everything... GRACE Yes, it does change everything. GRACE I think it's over. TRIP Grace, w -- what -- GRACE No!! GONZALO ... GRACE It's over, Trip, don't you see that? TRIP Wha... but you just said -- (GONZALO comforts grace.) GRACE I just told you something about me I should have said a long time ago: GRACE I am an artist -- but you can't see that. GRACE And no, Gonzalo, hold on... GONZALO ... TRIP Grace, no, I... we... GRACE No, Trip, this is about me. I see now it's not about you, or about our marriage. TRIP Me...? uh... Our marriage...? Hey, no, wait! GRACE Gonzalo, I'm sorry. But thank you, you -- you really helped me. GONZALO .... ....., .... TRIP Grace! (Grace opens the front door.) (Grace closes the front door.) TRIP Grace!! TRIP Jesus Christ... GONZALO .. (GONZALO hugs trip.) TRIP I should have told her that... TRIP I -- I could have told her that... GONZALO ..... .....[/code] Yes, I got a successful ending using only punctuation.

beginning i was trying for an ending but near the end i got bored and fucked around [code]FACADE STAGEPLAY Tue Sep 14 23 36 52 2010 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! (Adam knocks on the front door.) (Adam knocks on the front door.) TRIP Jesus -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, he's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE God... Trip! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Adam!! TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted) ADAM oh hey TRIP Alright! TRIP Wow, it's so great to see you after so long. TRIP Come on in! ADAM mhmm GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Adam, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time. GRACE By the way, you look wonderful! ADAM oh GRACE Oh, ha ha ha! GRACE Well, come on in, make yourself at home! ADAM okay TRIP Whoops, I need to go close the door. TRIP I'm gonna fix us some drinks. (Trip closes the front door.) PHONE ** RING ** ADAM alright TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. PHONE ** RING ** GRACE What? Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine... PHONE ** RING ** PHONE ** RING ** (ADAM points to the italy picture.) TRIP Oh, you'll never guess where I took that picture. ANSWERING MACHINE ** click ** GRACE Is this really something you want to brag about, Trip? ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message! TRIP Heh, I'll tell you about it in a sec. ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep ** TRIP Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people -- ANSWERING MACHINE Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing. (ADAM sits on the couch.) GRACE Uhh, no, they're impossible, they expect me to drive up to the house in Connecticut to attend all their stupid socialite charity benefits and parties, it's so tiresome. ANSWERING MACHINE I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there. (ADAM gets up from the couch.) ANSWERING MACHINE Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala. TRIP (frustrated sigh) TRIP Yeah, that's a new photo from our trip to Italy a couple of weeks ago... ANSWERING MACHINE (clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye. GRACE (little sigh) (ADAM points to the big abstract painting.) (ADAM sits on the couch.) GRACE Oh, yeah, that new painting, I just put it up this week... It's... (ADAM gets up from the couch.) TRIP Well, I don't know what the hell it is, so it must be -- (interrupted) ADAM abstract? (ADAM sits on the couch.) GRACE Mmm... (ADAM gets up from the couch.) TRIP Adam, Come here, I want you to look at this! ADAM okay TRIP Y -- yeah, come here! GRACE Adam, come over here and sit on the couch with me. TRIP No, hold on. Now, Adam, what does this picture make you think of? GRACE Oh, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that... TRIP In a word, what does this say to you? -- (interrupted) ADAM penis? TRIP Well, actually, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon! -- (interrupted) GRACE Trip, darling, your obsession with that photo of yours is making our friend uncomfortable. TRIP uhh... TRIP Romance... it says... romance... GRACE Yeah, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. ADAM shut up woman TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uh... TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uuh... TRIP well... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP ha ha... ADAM no GRACE ha ha ha ha!! TRIP ha ha ha! TRIP Ha ha ha, Adam, GRACE heh heh heh... TRIP heh heh, you had me going there for a sec... TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh heh... (ADAM points to the wedding gown sketch.) TRIP put us on the spot... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that? -- (interrupted) TRIP Adam, are you -- are you looking for something? TRIP Okay, anyway... I forget what we were talking about... ADAM uh no GRACE (big sigh) GRACE Adam, you're not enjoying this are you? TRIP What? ADAM kay stealing your woman now GRACE Listen to us, we're -- (interrupted) (ADAM kisses grace.) TRIP I don't... ADAM lololol (ADAM picks up a trinket 6.) TRIP How can you... (ADAM puts down a trinket 6.) (ADAM picks up a trinket 6.) (ADAM puts down a trinket 6.) (ADAM picks up a trinket 7.) GRACE uh... TRIP you're... GRACE He's... TRIP Why... (ADAM kisses trip.) (ADAM sits on the couch.) TRIP Okay, Adam, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave. (ADAM gets up from the couch.) TRIP We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know? ADAM no (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- you should just go. (Trip closes the front door.) ADAM i'm taking this damn statue ADAM asshole [/code]

I was kissing grace at the end after I got trip to leave, and this happened :byodood: [IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/15gxv7t.png[/IMG]

[code]GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? (John knocks on the front door.) (John knocks on the front door.) GRACE Yes, -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, he's here! (John knocks on the front door.) (John knocks on the front door.) (John knocks on the front door.) GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! (John knocks on the front door.) (John knocks on the front door.) (John knocks on the front door.) TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE Trip...! (John knocks on the front door.) (John knocks on the front door.) (John knocks on the front door.) (John knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP John!! TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man! How -- (interrupted) JOHN dennis you are so silly TRIP Uh... (JOHN kisses trip.) TRIP Oh... you're doing the European-style greeting... -- (interrupted) (JOHN hugs trip.) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE John, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! TRIP Yeah, it's been too long. GRACE And, I've got to say, you look really good! -- (interrupted) JOHN you guys wanna drink a lot GRACE Aw, ha ha ha! GRACE By the way, you look wonderful! GRACE Well, come on in, make yourself at home! -- (interrupted) (JOHN picks up a martini glass 1.) TRIP Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec! (JOHN puts down a martini glass 1.) TRIP Ah, you'll be the first to sample from my new set of imported drinking glasses. (JOHN picks up a martini glass 2.) (JOHN puts down a martini glass 2.) TRIP So! Drinks! (JOHN picks up a martini glass 3.) TRIP Let's have something fun, (JOHN puts down a martini glass 3.) TRIP like sangria? (Trip closes the front door.) TRIP Everybody tells me I fix the best drinks, so I'm sure you're gonna love this. (JOHN picks up a martini glass 4.) (JOHN puts down a martini glass 4.) GRACE We don't need to make a big production out of this, Trip. TRIP Uh, well, I'm just going to make us all some nice sangria. (JOHN picks up a trinket 6.) (JOHN puts down a trinket 6.) GRACE No no, GRACE John, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water? (JOHN picks up a trinket 1.) (JOHN puts down a trinket 1.) GRACE Oh, do you like those sculptures? I used to be so into, uh, collecting them... -- (interrupted) JOHN give me vodka TRIP Oh, oh, yeah, that sounds even better! Great! TRIP Alright! That's what I wanted to hear! It'll just take me a short minute here. GRACE (little sigh) That's Trip, always happiest when he's making fancy drinks for everyone in the room. GRACE Yes, sometimes a simple glass of wine is better than those fancy drinks you always insist on making. (JOHN picks up the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "No") (JOHN puts down the advice ball.) TRIP What do you say Grace, I know it's not your favorite, but help us finish the bottle? JOHN vodka is not fancy TRIP Grace, perhaps you'll take a walk on the wild side and join us in a real -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long... GRACE As for my drink... JOHN vodka is made from potatos GRACE (little sigh) -- (interrupted) GRACE As for my drink... GRACE Um, I'll have a glass of merlot too. -- (interrupted) JOHN blowout soon fellow stalker TRIP Well, I, uh -- I know what you want, Grace. GRACE Yeah, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. (JOHN picks up a martini glass 1.) (JOHN puts down a martini glass 1.) (JOHN picks up a martini glass 2.) (JOHN puts down a martini glass 2.) (JOHN picks up a Grace's drink.) TRIP Oh, Grace, let's not do that. -- (interrupted) JOHN it's because you're a woman (JOHN puts down a Grace's drink.) TRIP Here you go Grace, you get to be the first to drink. (JOHN picks up a Grace's drink.) GRACE (little sigh) TRIP Well, it's impressive... even after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace somehow finds time to decorate... GRACE Ha ha, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. (JOHN sips his Grace's drink.) (JOHN sips his Grace's drink.) (JOHN sips his Grace's drink.) GRACE So, about my decorating... (JOHN sips his Grace's drink.) (JOHN sips his Grace's drink.) GRACE (little sigh) You know, I've been collecting these little glass sculptures for a long time now. (JOHN sips his Grace's drink.) (JOHN sips his Grace's drink.) (JOHN sips his Grace's drink.) (JOHN sips his Grace's drink.) TRIP Everybody always comments on Grace's sculptures. (JOHN sips his Grace's drink.) TRIP Well I'll just put this on the bar for you. JOHN im drunk GRACE I'm sure I can return most of this, and try to start over again on this room... (JOHN puts down a Grace's drink.) (JOHN picks up a trinket 8.) (JOHN puts down a trinket 8.) (JOHN picks up a trinket 6.) (JOHN puts down a trinket 6.) TRIP See Grace, no one is complaining about your decorating, there's nothing wrong with it! GRACE Trip, I can't explain it, but this room is just not working, okay? I'm going to return what furniture I can, and redo it all. (JOHN sits on the couch.) TRIP Oh Grace... (little sigh) -- (interrupted) JOHN let's all just sit down TRIP John, no, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine! JOHN and be happy GRACE John, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. H-mmm (happy smile sound) JOHN oh yeah, that night in your bed TRIP Ha ha, yeah... -- (interrupted) GRACE John, if I didn't know you better, I'd say you were flirting with me. TRIP I guess that drink is already hitting you. JOHN i'm not, it was in the past TRIP Whoa I just realized something! GRACE What... TRIP Oh, tonight's a special night! A celebration in fact! (Trip sips his Trip's drink.) (JOHN gets up from the couch.) GRACE It is? TRIP John, remember, it was almost exactly ten years -- (interrupted) JOHN THREESOME TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uh...! TRIP god, I don't, um... GRACE wha...! TRIP that's, uh... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha ha!! TRIP ha ha ha! TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, John, GRACE heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... JOHN tonight i'm gonna have myself TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, are you? TRIP put us on the spot... JOHN a real good time TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that? TRIP ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) JOHN i feel alive TRIP Anyway, uh... what were we talking about? JOHN and the world TRIP W -- wait, wait, wait, what's wrong, Grace? GRACE Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend. -- (interrupted) JOHN turnin' inside out TRIP What...? TRIP Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that... GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- TRIP Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not. JOHN runnin around in ecstasy TRIP W -- wait, wait, b - but, no no, w - we're -- we're not disagreeing. TRIP Well... you two are all chummy already... that's, that's good... JOHN well don't stop me now TRIP John, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy... GRACE (impatient sigh) Trip, maybe -- (interrupted) JOHN no GRACE Oh no, no, go look at Trip's Italy photo... TRIP So, come on, I -- I want you to look at this! GRACE (annoyed sigh) -- (interrupted) JOHN i've seen it before TRIP Oh, yeah, yeah, uh, TRIP John, I have to tell you about our recent trip to Italy! GRACE Trip, he doesn't want to hear -- (JOHN picks up a martini glass 4.) TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, I'll tell you about it in a sec. (JOHN puts down a martini glass 4.) (JOHN picks up a player's drink.) TRIP John, come on, just take a look at this picture! GRACE This is your idea of an enjoyable evening with friends? JOHN I have seen it before TRIP Yeah, yeah, I've got to tell you about Italy! (JOHN sips his player's drink.) GRACE Trip we don't want to depress our guest. -- (interrupted) JOHN you told me (JOHN sips his player's drink.) GRACE um... (JOHN sips his player's drink.) GRACE Trip, you see, your fetish for all things European is making our friend very uncomfortable! JOHN last night in the strip club (JOHN sips his player's drink.) TRIP Goddammit, Grace, this was supposed to be our second honeymoon! (JOHN sips his player's drink.) (JOHN sips his player's drink.) GRACE What? John, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's -- (interrupted) JOHN GODDAMNIT GRACE TRIP Yeah, uhh -- no, uhh -- I just wanted us to spend time together! (JOHN sips his player's drink.) (JOHN sips his player's drink.) TRIP Wait -- see -- it was supposed to be romantic! JOHN THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR GRACE (frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted) (JOHN puts down a player's drink.) TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! JOHN SECOND HONEYMOON TRIP Goddamn italy... TRIP I try -- (interrupted) TRIP Huh? What are you saying to me? JOHN YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LI TRIP Okay, look, I hear you, I hear you... JOHN SA GRACE (impatient sigh) John, can you believe this? GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Yeah, John, yeah... TRIP I know what you'll say... (JOHN sits on the couch.) TRIP You keep cussing, it's not what I need to hear, you know? (JOHN gets up from the couch.) JOHN wat GRACE Goddamn second honeymoon... GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! (JOHN sits on the couch.) TRIP Oh, god...! JOHN trip our marriage TRIP Okay, you know what, John, TRIP I'm going to ask you something. GRACE Trip -- TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question. TRIP John, yes or no... TRIP Marriage is about saying yes to the other person, even if you're not sure about it, right? -- (interrupted) JOHN you didnt ask the question TRIP What...?! JOHN maybe TRIP Oh, yeah, that's fine... that's fine... TRIP Uhh, I try so hard to reach out to you, Grace, and you reject me! You're cold! You're distant! I can't keep going this way, it's killing me! JOHN i dont take sides (JOHN gets up from the couch.) GRACE Oh, don't even...! GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, go away! JOHN YOU ARE TEARING ME APART GRACE I don't want to look at you! GRACE Dammit, Trip! JOHN grace it's ok GRACE Oh... John, I -- I... TRIP What? Are you talking about me in there? GRACE What do you care? JOHN I still love you. GRACE John, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster... JOHN No it's not GRACE John, (annoyed sigh) Trip is sometimes so... TRIP Oh, we're talking about me, are we? JOHN it's just me and you GRACE What? TRIP Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, and even though you redecorate the -- (interrupted) JOHN you and I GRACE John, you see, this is what I've had to put up with, for ten goddamn years. JOHN smile for me grace TRIP Look, let's switch the focus to Grace. GRACE Trip, how could I ever imagine trying to be an artist, when you get so angry any time I mention -- (interrupted) JOHN no, no angry eyes. smile GRACE No? TRIP No, see, Grace, you're the one who can't stop obsessing about how you 'could've been an artist'. It's not me. GRACE Uhh... TRIP John, what is it, is there something about me? (JOHN picks up a Trip's drink.) TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. TRIP You know what makes me so angry? (JOHN sips his Trip's drink.) GRACE What? TRIP How you've so conveniently forgotten how much you used to actually hate painting! -- (interrupted) JOHN it's your europe fetish (JOHN sips his Trip's drink.) TRIP I tried to give Grace the best during our Italy vacation. The best hotels, the best food... (JOHN sips his Trip's drink.) (JOHN sips his Trip's drink.) (JOHN sips his Trip's drink.) GRACE Do you hear yourself, Trip? The only thing you care about a vacation is that it's 'the best'. (JOHN sips his Trip's drink.) (JOHN sips his Trip's drink.) TRIP Ugh! JOHN did you ahve sex with europe? (JOHN sips his Trip's drink.) TRIP Oh Jesus, look, I'm not going to talk about sex... (JOHN sips his Trip's drink.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Or our lack thereof... GRACE Uhh... JOHN grace, why no sex? TRIP Jesus, John, why do you keep bringing that same topic up? (frustrated sigh) (JOHN puts down a Trip's drink.) JOHN because it's interesting (JOHN sits on the couch.) GRACE Let's keep talking about Trip. TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things -- (interrupted) JOHN I am a psychiatrist. GRACE Th -- uhh... therapy? uhh... you think we need therapy? TRIP Huh! JOHN It might help TRIP See, Grace is actually the one who has been resisting that idea... (frustrated sigh) (JOHN gets up from the couch.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Look, I think we should focus on Grace. GRACE All this stuff... mmm... -- (interrupted) (JOHN hugs grace.) GRACE Oh, John, look, I know you're trying to help, but right now we just need get this all out in the open... TRIP Let's keep talking about Grace. TRIP John, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied. JOHN Then please GRACE Trip, ... ugh ... I'm -- (interrupted) JOHN no it doesnt TRIP No? GRACE Ah, thank you, that helps him. Trip, look at my parents. If money bought happiness they wouldn't hate themselves like they do. JOHN where is the tv TRIP What? TRIP No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just one. GRACE Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine... JOHN maybe you should have sex more TRIP You think I'm not good enough...! GRACE I never said that! I'm saying there's more to you than all this... JOHN have more sex. JOHN more sex means more happy TRIP Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us. JOHN make babies GRACE Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...! TRIP What, I'm not allowed to be angry? -- (interrupted) JOHN how is babby form TRIP How? TRIP See, I'm the one trying to reach out to you, Grace... GRACE Uhh... JOHN GUYS TRIP You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... JOHN KISS AND MAKE UP TRIP John, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the guests! JOHN I love you two. TRIP Look, quit the flirting already, I'm not going to put up with that at this point! JOHN I'm not flirting. I'm expressing my GRACE No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship. TRIP It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it? GRACE Trip... TRIP Like I always have to convince you? GRACE John, you know, we... uhh... -- (interrupted) JOHN Grace, maybe you just need to let TRIP It's just never easy with you, Grace, and it wears me down. GRACE (frustrated sigh) JOHN let it b TRIP Let's keep the focus on us, not just one person. TRIP Grace, I -- I want to take care of you... GRACE Trip... JOHN you two are a great couple TRIP Look, quit taking sides already, it's just going to make it worse! JOHN YOU TWO ARE A GREAT COUPLE TRIP Okay, I'm sick of this bullshit!! TRIP John, I know what you're trying to hint at... TRIP about me... TRIP about our lifestyle... TRIP No, John, hold on, hold on, let me finish! JOHN You are a great person TRIP Do you really want the truth? Huh? TRIP John, are you ready to hear it? TRIP Grace? JOHN You are my best friend GRACE Yes...! -- (interrupted) TRIP No, John, just, yes or no, do you want to hear the truth? JOHN maybe TRIP John, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying. TRIP You've been pushing me tonight. JOHN yes, tell me the truth TRIP And I wonder, are you really my friend or not. GRACE Trip! TRIP John, Quit interrupting me, let me finish! JOHN I am your friend TRIP John, I ask you this -- yes or no... JOHN I want you two to be very happy. TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP flirting with me... TRIP praising Grace... TRIP acting inappropriately to me... TRIP flirting with Grace... TRIP and what you said about saying 'yes' to the other person... TRIP and you don't even say 'yes' when I ask you if you want the truth... JOHN YES TRIP No, John, let me finish! JOHN TELL ME THE TRUTH TRIP that it's all supposed to make me realize something about myself? TRIP Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? TRIP Is it? Just give me a yes or no. -- (interrupted) JOHN add it up TRIP No, John, just give me a yes or no. JOHN yes TRIP Okay. TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I'm -- I'm just... af -- afraid of... of being poor. GRACE Poor? Trip, we have so much! What do you -- JOHN Don't be afraid. TRIP It never feels like enough! TRIP As a kid... it -- it was... My family was always on the edge. GRACE So you weren't rich, but -- TRIP We even spent six months in a shelter once. JOHN Your family is different. GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP All of this stuff... JOHN This is your new family. TRIP Is a kind of protection from that ever happening again. TRIP uhh... JOHN Just be good in your job. GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! GRACE John, I -- GRACE What?! GRACE This changes everything... JOHN yes? TRIP And no, John, uhh, hold on... TRIP Yes, it does change everything. TRIP I think it's over. GRACE Trip, what -- TRIP No!! TRIP It's over, Grace, don't you see that? JOHN it's not over GRACE Wha... You just told me -- TRIP I just told you something about me I should have said a long time ago: TRIP I'm afraid of being poor. TRIP And no, John, no more! GRACE Trip, no, I... we... TRIP No, Grace, this is about me. I see now it's not about you, or about our marriage. JOHN you won't be poor, your wife is fin GRACE Me...? Our -- our marriage...? Hey, no, wait! TRIP John, I'm sorry. You really helped me though, so, thanks. GRACE Trip! (Trip opens the front door.) GRACE Trip!! (Trip closes the front door.) GRACE Oh my God... JOHN i'm sorry GRACE I should have told him that I... (JOHN comforts grace.) GRACE I -- I could have told him that... (JOHN hugs grace.) (JOHN kisses grace.) [/code] I broke their marriage.

[code] FACADE STAGEPLAY Wed Sep 15 00 18 20 2010 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- (Adam knocks on the front door.) (Adam knocks on the front door.) TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE Trip...! ADAM Woopee cushion (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Adam!! TRIP Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing, man? ADAM Been good TRIP Ha ha ha! TRIP Wow, it's really really great to see you. TRIP Well come on in! TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) GRACE Adam, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! TRIP Yeah, it's been too long. GRACE By the way, you look wonderful! -- (interrupted) ADAM 10 years GRACE Uh... GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home... TRIP I'm just going to go close the door. GRACE So, Adam, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. (Trip closes the front door.) ADAM Nowhere, it's fine. TRIP Oh, Grace, -- (interrupted) TRIP See, I told you he would like it! There's nothing wrong with it. GRACE (little sigh) GRACE So, about my decorating... GRACE (little sigh) With this room I was trying for a kind of post modern style... TRIP Well yeah, I think that comes across. GRACE but it is clearly just not happening. This is a mess. TRIP uhh... ADAM No it isn't TRIP Well, it's impressive... even after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace somehow finds time to decorate... GRACE Ha ha, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. GRACE I'm sure I can return most of this, and try to start over again on this room... (ADAM sits on the couch.) (ADAM gets up from the couch.) TRIP See, Grace, no one has a problem with your decorating, it's fine! GRACE Well, I plan to return most of this anyhow. This room needs to be redone. TRIP (little sigh) TRIP Oh, Adam, -- (interrupted) PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Oh, I'll get it -- TRIP No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Trip, no, I want -- TRIP Grace, come on, don't be rude. (ADAM picks up the phone.) PHONE Hello? Hello? TRIP Adam, no! Don't do that. (ADAM puts down the phone.) TRIP Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice. GRACE Oh! TRIP Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her. GRACE Oh, I wanted to say hello -- TRIP No no, come on, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... TRIP the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents. GRACE Anyhow, Trip's parents... They're sweet people, really down to earth -- TRIP Uhh, no, they're ignorant, they don't know 'black tie only' from... black bean chili. GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Well... you two are all chummy already... that's, that's good... GRACE hmmm Adam, seeing you brings back wonderful -- (interrupted) ADAM Chummy is good TRIP Yeah, uh, we -- we've -- uh, we've missed you. TRIP Huh, I just thought of something. GRACE What... TRIP Well, actually, tonight's a special night. We should celebrate, in fact. GRACE What do you mean? TRIP Adam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced -- (interrupted) ADAM Anniversary TRIP Uh, well, r - remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight? ADAM yes TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... GRACE Pain. TRIP Heh heh heh... Agony. GRACE Love. TRIP Uh, yeah, love, yeah, love. GRACE (big sigh) GRACE Adam, -- (interrupted) ADAM Ah love. TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, n - no no no, wait, uh, w - what's wrong, Grace? GRACE Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend. TRIP Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- TRIP We're NOT disagreeing. TRIP We're -- we're -- we're not disagreeing. TRIP (frustrated sigh) Sheejus. GRACE Alright, good, maybe you're on my side tonight after all, ha ha. TRIP Oh no, Adam, -- (interrupted) ADAM Drinks? TRIP Uh, well, uh -- we need drinks! GRACE Trip would try to serve you one of his high class drinks before even saying hello if he could. TRIP Why don't I make us one of my new drink inventions, TRIP I call it Grace's Inner Soul. TRIP It's a mixture of chardonnay, bitters and lots of ice. ADAM Okay. TRIP Ah, Adam, you are an adventurous drinker, like me. GRACE It's a secret -- Trip doesn't even like the taste of alcohol. TRIP What?! So, uhh, TRIP Adam, how -- how does that sound? ADAM hehehe GRACE Adam, I think you'd prefer something simple and light, like a nice glass of chardonnay, yes? TRIP Yeah, no, I'm going to make this drink for us! TRIP Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it! GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Grace, everybody loves my drinks, you know that, don't you? Everybody! GRACE Well, of course Trip, after all, you got enough practice when you were a real bartender. TRIP What? GRACE In college, you were a bartender. TRIP How do you know about that? GRACE Oh I know you were trying to keep it a big secret, but... one time my friends and I went slumming off-campus to some crappy bar in the sticks, and we saw you there. TRIP Oh, that's great. ADAM he was a bartender TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! TRIP Goddamn slumming it off campus... TRIP You hide things from me! You're so distant! You... TRIP You do, you hide things from me! GRACE (impatient sigh) -- (interrupted) ADAM Hey. TRIP Huh? What are you saying to me? GRACE You and your damn parents... GRACE Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show! I don't know what you really feel! TRIP Oh, Christ...! ADAM You need to make up GRACE Okay, I hear you, I hear you... -- (interrupted) TRIP Goddamn more real... TRIP I like my fancy drinks, okay? I like the good things in life, does that make me a bad person? Their just drinks! GRACE Oh, sure, yeah! TRIP Alright, you know what, Adam, TRIP I'm going to ask you something. GRACE Trip -- TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question. TRIP Adam, yes or no... TRIP Isn't the goal in life, and in marriage, to improve your life, to have more than you did before? GRACE What? TRIP I mean, shouldn't you get married so you can have a better, richer life than before? TRIP Yes or no. ADAM Yes. GRACE What...?! GRACE Oh, okay... fine... GRACE Trip, I can't take this denial anymore... You're suppressing yourself, you're so... fake! I hate it! TRIP Oh, god...! TRIP Uhh! Yeah, go on, go away! TRIP I can't even frigging look at you. TRIP Oh... Shit! TRIP uhh! TRIP Adam, this is not normal, this has never happened. TRIP uhh... ADAM I know. TRIP What? uhh... w -- what are you saying? GRACE What? Are you talking to me? TRIP What's it to you? GRACE Adam, from what you said before, about hiding things... I think that shows us something about Trip. TRIP Oh, we're talking about me, are we? GRACE What? ADAM Yes GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on.. TRIP They're vacations! Expensive ones at that! GRACE Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want. ADAM Yes GRACE Yes? TRIP Oh, now it's all my fault. Just because your parents and I get along, now it's some big conspiracy. GRACE God... GRACE No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship. GRACE I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them. TRIP Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots. GRACE No, it's true... ADAM Yes TRIP Yes? GRACE Ah, that helps him. TRIP What!? That's ridiculous. Why would I -- why would I be afraid of their stupid meatloafs and their tacky house and their crappy wine...? ADAM They aren't rich TRIP Look around here. We're doing well, really well. GRACE God, Trip, I can't believe even now you're still... TRIP Oh yeah, you'd never admit that I've created a good life for us. GRACE Dammit Trip! TRIP See Grace. Our friend knows a good life when he sees it. GRACE You both... uhh... TRIP Look, let's switch the focus to Grace. GRACE Trip, you're the reason we live like ... pretentious ... TRIP Like your parents, you mean! ADAM No. GRACE No? TRIP Thank you, you disagree. That helps her. GRACE What!? I mean, why would I... need... all this? TRIP Let's continue focusing on Grace. TRIP You know, heh... whenever we go to visit Grace's parents, she gets all stressed out. ADAM No. GRACE Uhh... ADAM No. GRACE No? GRACE Trip, if you like them so much, just go by yourself. Nobody cares if I'm there or not anyway. TRIP But, Grace... Uhh. GRACE Adam, give me some advice here...! TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- ADAM Okay GRACE Adam, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! ADAM Yes TRIP Yes? GRACE Ah, thank you, just saying that might help him! GRACE Trip, please, stop pretending, you've got to stop...! TRIP Uhh... TRIP Okay, I've had enough of this bullshit!! TRIP Adam, I know what you're hinting at, okay?! TRIP about me... TRIP about our marriage... TRIP Do you really want the truth? Huh? TRIP Adam, are you -- (interrupted) ADAM Yes TRIP Grace, huh? GRACE Yes...! TRIP See, Adam, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight. TRIP You've really been pushing me tonight. TRIP It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not. GRACE Trip! TRIP Adam, come on -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP praising Grace... TRIP but especially what you said about having more in life and marriage... TRIP that it's all supposed to make me realize something about myself? TRIP Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? ADAM Yes. TRIP Alright. TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I've been having an affair. GRACE Oh my God. TRIP It's over now, though. GRACE But how could you -- TRIP (big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona. GRACE Maria. ADAM Maria TRIP I was lonely, Grace. TRIP But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it. TRIP uhh... ADAM He does. GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Adam, I -- GRACE I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip. TRIP What?! GRACE Trip... GRACE Through our whole marriage... I've let you dominate me. TRIP Dominate you...? What? I don't -- GRACE As a kid my parents took care of everything, bought me whatever I wanted... GRACE made decisions for me. TRIP But Grace -- GRACE Trip -- I've used you -- and our apartment full of expensive crap -- to hide. GRACE to hide. GRACE To avoid responsibility for myself. TRIP Oh, come on, don't -- GRACE I can't avoid growing up forever, Trip. TRIP Jesus... GRACE uhh... TRIP Jesus...! TRIP Okay, Adam, Grace, I have one more thing to say... GRACE Again?! TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP See... I'm... ashamed of my parents. GRACE What!? Your parents are great. GRACE I love seeing them... TRIP I know, I know. But compared to yours... they're so ... ignorant. GRACE But they're real. I hate how my parents are pretending to be something -- TRIP I've tried hard to be like your family -- GRACE Trip... really? ... I don't -- TRIP But I feel like a phony. I feel like I can never get rid of my past. TRIP It's kind of like I don't know who I am anymore. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... ADAM You don't GRACE Oh my God...! ADAM You're a faggot ADAM Fuck you both GRACE This changes everything... TRIP Yeah. GRACE And no, Adam, enough of that already... GRACE You finally admitted it -- you felt very alone... and you had an affair... TRIP You... you're telling me I've controlled you. TRIP You think I'm a phony for despising my upbringing... GRACE But at least you had a real upbringing, it's me who had a fake one... ADAM Make up with each other TRIP Adam, I -- GRACE Adam, we... ADAM Maggots TRIP Look, we -- we need to talk... GRACE Yeah. TRIP And no, Adam, please, it's okay... TRIP Adam, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us. ADAM Yeah (Trip opens the front door.) ADAM Now go fuck ADAM Night nigger GRACE Bye. Thanks. (Trip closes the front door.) ADAM Cocklemaster (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) [/code] My first run, and I wait, I succeeded? Glared at me pretty nasty when they were saying thanks.

Fuck it's impossible to pick up Grace, everytime she starts hinting it Trip storms out of the kitchen and starts an argument and she loses her horny. [editline]08:48PM[/editline] [code]TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! CHLOE FUCK TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! CHLOE SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP GRACE What -- Trip, don't give me that look! GRACE You're going to drive me crazy! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Chloe!! TRIP Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! -- (interrupted) (CHLOE points to the elevator button.) (CHLOE points to the elevator button.) [/code] [editline]08:49PM[/editline] ah why did I do that now I have to load it up again

[QUOTE=Kiwi Bird;24835569]I was kissing grace at the end after I got trip to leave, and this happened :byodood: [IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/15gxv7t.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] The true face of the antichrist!

[Quote]TRIP Oh and I've got these fancy new cocktail shakers I'm itching to try out. ASHLEY Show me your penis TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uh...! TRIP god, I don't, um... GRACE uuh...! TRIP that's, um... GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP ha ha, heh... ASHLEY Finger me TRIP heh, ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Ashley, GRACE heh heh... TRIP heh heh, you had me going there for a sec... TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, -- (interrupted) ASHLEY Grace, come finger my cunt ASHLEY DO IT BITCH TRIP Okay, Ashley, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave. ASHLEY GRACE COME LICK MY TACO ASHLEY no fuck you (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- you should just go. ASHLEY POLICE! RAPE! (Trip closes the front door.) ASHLEY RAPE D:[/quote] :q:

Finally found the video :buddy: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDcgxEPnZ4[/media] Just finished playing, and [sp]Trip was having a affair, and he walked out while yelling about how it was all about him. What a prick.[/sp] Also, Grace pronounces "Tom" really weird.

It still won't run for me. Tried reinstalling and re-reinstalling but to no avail. Stupid animEngineRunner failing...

Too bad this gets so repetitive.

This game just gets stuck at the initial loading screen for me.

[code]GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute! (Genevra knocks on the front door.) (Genevra knocks on the front door.) TRIP Oh, she's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, she's right on time! GRACE God... Trip! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Genevra!! GENEVRA maria melon cheating kids TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted) (Trip closes the front door.) [/code]

How can I get the chat logs? I tried siding with Grace and Trip kicked me out.

Heh, I just broke up their marriage. I used the magic 8 ball to pick my responses.

This is amazing.

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;24848876]Heh, I just broke up their marriage. I used the magic 8 ball to pick my responses.[/QUOTE] That is how you get the real ending. shake the magic 8 ball and say whatever it says immediately. [editline]11:41PM[/editline] My advice, make sure the first thing you say to Trip is "MELON FUCKER!" Works so well.

I feel so socially retarded. I can't even deal with this in real life; now even in virtual reality I trigger awkward silences. I can't play without it happening.

The endings for this game can be so funny. When Trip asks if you were hinting at something, he'll go through all the big things you've said during the night. Here's the ending for me. Grace even said "fuck you" :v: [code]TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP praising me... TRIP praising Grace... TRIP telling me I'm angry... TRIP saying that Grace is angry... TRIP saying that Grace is not angry... TRIP and what you said about having more in life and marriage... TRIP that all that is supposed to help me understand something about myself? TRIP Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? STEPH yes TRIP Right. TRIP Grace, I know you want to be an artist. TRIP But I could never be married to you if you were. GRACE What? TRIP I can't... I -- I just can't... GRACE But Trip -- TRIP When I married you, see, I was sure I could convince you to give it up, to -- to go into advertising. GRACE Uhh... TRIP And -- and I did it, and it worked. TRIP But now... I -- I don't know, Grace... TRIP (big sigh) I don't know... STEPH why GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Steph, I -- GRACE I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip. TRIP What?! GRACE I painted this. TRIP Bullshit. GRACE I am an artist, Trip, fuck you. TRIP You've been secretly painting? When -- GRACE Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint. STEPH HOLY SHIT CALM DOWN TRIP Jesus -- GRACE So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!! GRACE uhh... TRIP uhh... TRIP Jesus...! TRIP Okay, Steph, Grace, I have one more thing to say... GRACE Again?! TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP See... I'm... ashamed of my parents. GRACE What!? Your parents are great. GRACE I love seeing them... TRIP I know, I know. But compared to yours... they're so ... ignorant. GRACE But they're real. I hate how my parents are pretending to be something -- TRIP I've tried hard to be like your family -- GRACE Trip... really? ... I don't -- TRIP But I feel like a phony. I feel like I can never get rid of my past. TRIP It's kind of like I don't know who I am anymore. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! GRACE This changes everything... TRIP Yeah. TRIP You... you really have to be an artist... GRACE You finally admitted it -- you just don't want me to be an artist... TRIP You think I'm a phony for despising my upbringing... GRACE But at least you had a real upbringing, it's me who had a fake one... TRIP Steph, I -- GRACE Steph, we... TRIP Look, we -- we need to talk... GRACE Yeah. TRIP Steph, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us. STEPH yeah i know i'm great (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP And no, Steph, you don't need to say anything more... STEPH how about a cosmopolitan GRACE Bye. Thanks.[/code] It's pretty funny because before that, all I really did was say yes. [editline]02:53AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Lucinice;24821406]How did you change the sculpture texture?[/QUOTE] There's a folder named "textures", take a guess.

Well fuck me, for the first time I managed to fix their marriage. [code] FACADE STAGEPLAY Thu Sep 16 13 50 19 2010 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute! (Dave knocks on the front door.) (Dave knocks on the front door.) GRACE Fine, Trip... fine... -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE God... Trip! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Dave!! TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted) DAVE Hi! TRIP Yeah, hi! TRIP Wow, it's so great to see you after so long. TRIP So come on in! DAVE ok TRIP Y -- yeah, come in! TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace... (DAVE knocks on the front door.) (DAVE closes the front door.) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (DAVE sits on the couch.) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (DAVE gets up from the couch.) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (DAVE sits on the couch.) (DAVE gets up from the couch.) GRACE Dave, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! DAVE Grace! GRACE Uh... -- (interrupted) GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home... -- (interrupted) DAVE Hi! GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound) GRACE By the way, you look fabulous! DAVE Thank you GRACE Oh, H-mmm (happy smile sound) TRIP I'm gonna fix us some drinks. TRIP Ah, you need to help me break in -- (interrupted) DAVE Sure TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, time for a drink. TRIP How about something fun, TRIP like margaritas? TRIP I'm a real expert at fixing these, at least that's what everybody tells me. -- (interrupted) DAVE Alright TRIP Ah margaritas! Yum yum! GRACE No no, GRACE Dave, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP What...? DAVE Nah TRIP Okay! Good! I'll just whip up these bad boys real quick! DAVE Thanks TRIP What? Yeah, no, uh, drinks coming right up! (DAVE sits on the couch.) TRIP Grace, what can I get you to drink tonight? Surprise me. GRACE (little sigh) Um... that sounds... nice. I'll have that too. TRIP Oh! Okay. Good. TRIP Heh heh, Dave, seeing you brings -- (interrupted) PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Oh, I'll get it -- TRIP No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Trip, no, I want -- TRIP Grace, come on, don't be rude. TRIP Why, are you expecting a phone call? PHONE ** RING ** GRACE No, are you? DAVE Go get it TRIP What? Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine... (DAVE gets up from the couch.) PHONE ** RING ** ANSWERING MACHINE ** click ** ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message! ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep ** ANSWERING MACHINE Travis, are you there, it's your mother, I haven't heard from you and Grace in a while, GRACE Oh, it's your parents! I'll get it -- TRIP Grace, Grace, come on, I don't want to talk to them right now... GRACE I want to say hello -- TRIP No no, come on, we're entertaining -- (interrupted) (DAVE picks up the brass bull.) TRIP Oh, that brass bull, that's a gift from my business contact in Barcelona -- (DAVE puts down the brass bull.) ANSWERING MACHINE I'm just calling to find out if you've settled in to your new apartment, that's all... GRACE What is that doing out here? Didn't I ask you to put that away? ANSWERING MACHINE Give me a call if you're not travelling, I know you're travelling a lot these days. TRIP Uh, yeah, I will, later, after our friend leaves. ANSWERING MACHINE Okay, that's all, bye Travis. GRACE (frustrated sigh) GRACE Anyhow, Trip's parents... They're sweet people, really down to earth -- TRIP Uhh, no, they're ignorant, they wouldn't know what a cumberbund from a cucumber. GRACE (frustrated sigh) DAVE They sound nice TRIP Oh, uh... GRACE How nice of you to say that. Isn't it good to see our friend after so long? TRIP (clears throat) GRACE Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend. TRIP Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- TRIP Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not. (DAVE sits on the couch.) TRIP (frustrated sigh) Sheejus. -- (interrupted) DAVE Calm down TRIP Huh? No no, we're fine, everything's fine... TRIP (clears throat) TRIP Here's your drink! TRIP Huh, y -- you two are really getting along well tonight... (DAVE gets up from the couch.) TRIP Dave, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy... (DAVE sits on the couch.) (DAVE gets up from the couch.) GRACE (impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our friend would prefer -- TRIP Grace, just because you don't like it, doesn't mean our friend won't... TRIP You know what I'm just going to put this on the bar for you. GRACE Dave, come over here and sit on the couch with me. TRIP Grace...!!! DAVE Ok TRIP Now, now, Dave, in one word, what does this picture make you think of? GRACE Oh, please, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that. DAVE Rome TRIP Well, the thing is, you see, this trip to Italy... it was our second honeymoon! GRACE What? Dave, -- (interrupted) DAVE Cool! TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, uh, our -- our second honeymoon picture says... TRIP Grace wasn't with me when I took this picture, she was sulking in the hotel room. GRACE Dave, come over here, you'll be more comfortable -- TRIP In a -- in a -- in a word, a single word, what does this say to you? DAVE History TRIP Romance! It says... romance...! GRACE (little sigh) -- (interrupted) DAVE Oh TRIP Y - yeah -- uh, no, uh -- it was supposed to be romantic! GRACE And I missed my friend's art show. TRIP What? Who is this? GRACE A friend from college had a gallery show of his new paintings that weekend. GRACE (little sigh) TRIP Oh, okay... It's not like there was tons of art we could have seen in -- (interrupted) DAVE Huh TRIP N - no -- uhh, see -- she wouldn't leave the hotel room! GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought, heh heh! DAVE Is everything alright? GRACE You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate, GRACE and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but... TRIP Well, yeah, it's great, everybody loves it when they come in and see our latest decoration scheme! DAVE Yeah TRIP Ah, yeah, Dave, I knew you'd like it. -- (interrupted) (Trip sips his Trip's drink.) TRIP See Grace you don't realize how good this all looks -- and, and how good you look! GRACE (annoyed sigh) DAVE Yeah you look good GRACE Dave, I think you're flirting with me to get on my good side. -- (interrupted) DAVE Just saying. GRACE So I normally like redecorating... GRACE But, Dave, you have to look at this room, and admit it looks terrible. TRIP Grace -- DAVE Yeah GRACE I mean, look around, -- (interrupted) TRIP No no, no no, see, Grace loves expensive furniture, she... TRIP grew up in this really nice house, with really nice couches and fancy dishes, and, and she can't live without this stuff. GRACE So, about my decorating... GRACE You know at work I waste all day designing ads for stylish objects, like these paintings, GRACE and then it makes me think, I want to design them into my apartment... TRIP Grace was the highest bidder at an auction for this. GRACE but... dammit, no, I'm wrong, these look completely amateurish and tacky! TRIP Not coming together... what? DAVE They're ok GRACE What? TRIP Aha, I knew it, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating -- GRACE But, uhh, no, decorating is not... not... (DAVE picks up the brass bull.) (DAVE puts down the brass bull.) (DAVE picks up the brass bull.) (DAVE puts down the brass bull.) TRIP Grace, come on, you're so good at it! TRIP Just like you're good at your job -- you design great magazine ads! Can't you see that? -- (interrupted) GRACE Dammit, Trip, you know I can't stand the sight of that goddamn bull, I want it out of -- -- (interrupted) DAVE Yeah GRACE Yeah, yeah... TRIP You should stick with what you're good at. Trust me on this. DAVE Yeah GRACE (frustrated -- (interrupted) TRIP Yeah, no, see, she never listens! GRACE (impatient sigh) TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! TRIP Your... goddamn decorating... TRIP You're never satisfied with anything! You're never happy, never ever satisfied with anything. -- (interrupted) DAVE Are you okay? TRIP Look, quit taking sides already, it's just going to make it worse! GRACE (impatient sigh) -- (interrupted) DAVE Huh TRIP What? What -- what are you saying to me? What? DAVE 'm sorry. GRACE You and your damn parents... GRACE Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show! I don't know what you really -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhh, uh, can you, can you -- can you just... TRIP Goddamn italy... TRIP I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try! GRACE Oh, God...! TRIP Okay, you know what, Dave, DAVE I think I should go TRIP I need to ask you something. GRACE Trip -- TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question. TRIP Dave, yes or no... TRIP If one person in a marriage gives the other advice, and that advice is taken -- years later, can you get blamed for that? GRACE What? TRIP Is it okay to get blamed for giving advice that was taken, like, ten years ago? TRIP Yes or no. DAVE Well, I... TRIP Look, you don't need answer, I don't need to hear anymore! TRIP Uhh, I keep trying to help you Grace, but you reject me, you cut me off, you cut me out of your life, goddammit! DAVE I'm not sure GRACE Oh, don't even...! GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, get away from me! GRACE I don't want to look at you! GRACE Dammit, Trip! GRACE uhh! DAVE I think I should go GRACE What are you saying? What? TRIP What? Are you talking about me in there? GRACE What do you care? (DAVE knocks on the front door.) (DAVE opens the front door.) GRACE Dave, I can't believe you have to see this... GRACE uhh... DAVE I really gotta go GRACE Dave, in -- in what you said before, about marriage... I think that tells us something about Trip. TRIP Oh, we're talking about me, are we? GRACE What? TRIP Dave, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied. GRACE Trip, ... ugh ... I'm so sick of this. DAVE Well TRIP Well, heh, I -- I mean, we -- heh -- we -- we've got everything... DAVE Yeah you do GRACE Trip, you just don't... uhh. TRIP Dave, -- (interrupted) DAVE You got a nice life GRACE Ah! TRIP Dave, you're -- you're saying I'm... I'm a loving person. TRIP Grace, you know I've never wanted anyone but you... GRACE No? TRIP N -- no...! Dave, I, I -- I mean, no... heh... DAVE Wait GRACE Well... uhh... this is the first time you've actually come out and said that, Trip. DAVE What about... DAVE Maria? TRIP Heh, hey... heh heh heh, hey, no no no, don't -- don't try to... don't -- don't to try accuse me of -- of -- of anything with Maria... GRACE Oh God... TRIP No -- no, no, Grace, don't, don't even about think that -- look, look -- TRIP look, our -- our 'friend' has just gone too far this time, that's all that's happening here...! DAVE Sorry TRIP No no, there's nothing to... uhh... GRACE No, of course, Trip, there's nothing, there's nothing... GRACE Uhh... (DAVE sits on the couch.) GRACE Oh God... Dave, if you take his side in this, I swear I'll walk out the door... DAVE Sorry Grace GRACE No, don't... give me a second here... uhh... TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- GRACE Dave, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! (DAVE gets up from the couch.) DAVE Pretend what? TRIP What? TRIP No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad... GRACE Uhh... GRACE Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us. TRIP You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... TRIP Dave, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the guests! DAVE Sorry but that is just lame GRACE No? GRACE Uhh... GRACE Let's keep talking about us, our relationship. TRIP It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it? (DAVE sits on the couch.) GRACE Trip... TRIP Like I always have to convince you? DAVE Yeah Grace GRACE Yes? TRIP Ah, thank you, just saying that helps! GRACE Trip, maybe if you didn't try to 'convince' me of things, I might want them more...?! TRIP Oh, Christ. DAVE That doesn't make sense Grace TRIP Okay, that's it, no more of this bullshit!! TRIP Dave, I know what you're trying to hint at... TRIP about us... TRIP about our marriage... TRIP Do you really want the truth? Huh? DAVE Hint at what? TRIP No, Dave, just, yes or no, do you want the truth? DAVE Yeah i guess TRIP Grace, huh? GRACE Yes...! TRIP Dave, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying. TRIP You've been pushing me tonight. TRIP And I wonder, are you really my friend or not. GRACE Trip! DAVE Yeah! TRIP Dave, Quit interrupting me, let me speak! TRIP Dave, I ask you this -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP praising me... TRIP praising Grace... TRIP flirting with Grace... TRIP and worst of all, TRIP saying I need to be more loving... TRIP that all that is supposed to help us realize something about us? TRIP Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? DAVE Yeah TRIP Is it? Just -- (interrupted) TRIP Right. TRIP Grace... DAVE Fix your marriage TRIP uhh... TRIP I forced you to marry me, didn't I. TRIP When I proposed to you, in front of your parents, on Christmas Eve, and... TRIP I knew you wouldn't be capable of saying no. GRACE You manipulated me. GRACE And I never did anything about it. TRIP Yes. GRACE And here we are. TRIP uhh... DAVE Is okay. GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Dave, I -- GRACE I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip. TRIP What?! GRACE I painted this. TRIP Bullshit. GRACE I am an artist, Trip, fuck you. DAVE Hey hey! TRIP You've been secretly painting? When -- GRACE Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint. DAVE No cursing! TRIP Jesus -- GRACE So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!! DAVE Grace Calm down! DAVE CALM DOWN GRACE uhh... TRIP uhh... DAVE You guys need a therapist TRIP Jesus...! TRIP Okay, Dave, Grace, I have one more thing to say... GRACE Again?! TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I've been having an affair. GRACE Oh my God. DAVE I told you TRIP It's over now, though. GRACE But how could you -- TRIP (big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona. DAVE Maria GRACE Maria. TRIP I was lonely, Grace. TRIP But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it. DAVE He is right Grace TRIP uhh... DAVE Forgive him GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! GRACE This changes everything... DAVE You had an affair too TRIP Yeah. (DAVE gets up from the couch.) GRACE And no, Dave, enough of that already... TRIP You... you really have to be an artist... GRACE You finally admitted it -- you felt very alone... and you had an affair... TRIP I manipulated you into marrying me... GRACE No, I -- I let it happen... TRIP Dave, I -- GRACE Dave, we... DAVE Is alright TRIP Look, uh, we need to talk... GRACE Yeah. TRIP And no, Dave, please, it's okay... TRIP Dave, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us. DAVE You're welcome DAVE I'm glad I could help GRACE Bye. Thanks. DAVE Bye (Trip closes the front door.) [/code] I just said what every normal person would say, and it worked,I feel happy:3:

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