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Facade - "Fuck you fuck you fuck you" "I think it would be best if you leave"

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[QUOTE=nanutek;24867088]maria cheated melon Say that[/QUOTE] Just saying melon gets you kicked out.

[QUOTE=I_love_garrysmod;24857073] There's a folder named "textures", take a guess.[/QUOTE] I was just wondering how you did it because when I tried it prevented the game from starting up.

[QUOTE=Lucinice;24868204]I was just wondering how you did it because when I tried it prevented the game from starting up.[/QUOTE] It needs to be the same size and saved as a bmp. Just open up the file and change it to whatever you want, keep the white background. If it still doesn't work, then I don't know.

[code]FACADE STAGEPLAY Thu Sep 16 20 37 09 2010 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! ADAM I like penis GRACE What -- Trip, don't give me that look! (ADAM knocks on the front door.) GRACE You're going to drive me crazy! -- (interrupted) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) TRIP Oh, he's here! (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) TRIP No, he's right on time! (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) GRACE God... Trip! (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Adam!! TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen you in so long, how's it going, man? -- (interrupted) ADAM Hello TRIP Yeah, hi! TRIP Wow, it's so great to see you after so long. TRIP So come on in! ADAM Okay TRIP Y -- yeah, come in! (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM closes the front door.) TRIP Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Adam, GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! ADAM Hello GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted) GRACE By the way, you look wonderful! GRACE So come on in, make yourself at home! (ADAM sits on the couch.) GRACE Adam, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. ADAM Yeah! GRACE -- (interrupted) GRACE Y -- yeah, we've -- we've missed you. (ADAM gets up from the couch.) TRIP Whoa I just realized something! -- (interrupted) GRACE What... TRIP Oh, tonight's a special night! A celebration in fact! GRACE It is? (ADAM sits on the couch.) TRIP Adam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college! GRACE Oh... geez... TRIP Remember that? ADAM Yes! TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... GRACE Pain. TRIP Heh heh heh... Agony. GRACE Love. ADAM Hahahaha TRIP Uh, yeah, -- (interrupted) TRIP Uh -- I - I mean, uh, it's, uh -- it's great you could be here tonight. (ADAM gets up from the couch.) GRACE Well, we're all friends here... PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Grace, no, I want -- GRACE Trip, please dear, don't be rude. PHONE ** RING ** GRACE It's probably just the cleaning service cancelling on us again, it's so hard to find good help these days. ADAM Answer it PHONE ** RING ** GRACE What? Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine... -- (interrupted) ANSWERING MACHINE ** click ** ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message! ADAM Okay GRACE Uh, mmm, well, hold -- hold on. ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep ** GRACE (clears throat) ANSWERING MACHINE Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing. TRIP Well, Grace's parents... They're something else, really classy people -- GRACE Uhh, no, they're impossible, they're always expecting me to act like the dutiful daughter, it's so annoying. ANSWERING MACHINE I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there. TRIP (frustrated sigh) ANSWERING MACHINE Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala. ANSWERING MACHINE (clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye. TRIP (little sigh) TRIP Ah, Adam, maybe you didn't come here to hear this... GRACE What? ADAM Whats happening? GRACE Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend -- -- (interrupted) TRIP W -- wait, wait, b - but, no no, w - we're -- we're not disagreeing. GRACE You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate, GRACE and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but... TRIP Well, yeah, it's great, everybody loves it when they come in and see our latest decoration scheme! GRACE But, Adam, you have to look at this room, and admit it looks terrible. TRIP Grace -- GRACE I mean, look around, this room is... it's hideous! TRIP Grace, no, no, don't say that! ADAM Its looks good to me. TRIP Ah, yeah, Adam, I knew you'd like it. TRIP See Grace you don't realize how good this all looks -- and, and how good you look! GRACE (annoyed sigh) GRACE So, about my decorating... GRACE You know at work I waste all day designing ads for apartments with perfect views like this, GRACE and then it makes me think, I want to design it into my apartment... TRIP This view makes me feel like a million bucks. GRACE but... dammit, I'm wrong, I simply want a view of trees and green! TRIP Trees...? what? GRACE (frustrated sigh) ADAM Yeah i would like that too GRACE What? TRIP Aha, I knew it, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating -- GRACE But, uhh, no, decorating is not... not... TRIP Grace, come on, you're so good at it! TRIP Just like you're good at your job -- you design great magazine ads! Can't you see that? GRACE Uhh, you are impossible...! GRACE I'm never happy... GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! TRIP (little impatient sigh) Adam, I... TRIP (frustrated sigh) GRACE Oh, and you... GRACE I know what you're going to say, GRACE You've been critical of me all evening! ADAM ... TRIP What, what's that, what are you saying, what? TRIP Your goddamn parents... TRIP You think you're better than me just because I didn't come from a rich background! You do, I know it, you think you're better than me! GRACE Oh, my God...! GRACE You're the only one unhappy... GRACE You don't think I could cut it as an artist! Do you! I know it, you don't think I can! TRIP Oh, Christ...! GRACE Okay, you know what, Adam, GRACE I'm going to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. GRACE Adam, yes or no... GRACE Does marriage have to be the most highest, beautiful, most passionate, thing in your life? TRIP What? GRACE I mean, is it wrong to have other things in your life that are more passionate than your marriage? GRACE Yes or no. ADAM No TRIP What...?! TRIP Oh, okay... sure... TRIP Uhh, Grace, you keep looking for something to satisfy you -- but that's what I'm supposed to be! I'm supposed to be the most important thing, and I'm not, goddammit! GRACE Oh, that's great Trip! GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, get away from me! GRACE I don't want to look at you! GRACE Oh, God!! GRACE uhh! GRACE Adam, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster... GRACE uhh... GRACE Look, you probably just want to leave... ADAM No i dont GRACE What?! What are you saying to me? TRIP What? Are you talking about me in there? GRACE I wasn't talking about you! TRIP Adam, (annoyed sigh) Grace can just be so... GRACE Oh, we're talking about me, are we? TRIP What? TRIP Adam, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied. GRACE Trip, ... ugh ... I'm so sick of this. TRIP Well, heh, I -- I mean, we -- heh -- we -- we've got everything... ADAM I think the apartament needs some GRACE Trip, you just don't... uhh. ADAM things, but its okay. GRACE Oh, Adam, thanks, but, what we need right now is to just get all this out in the open... GRACE Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship. GRACE I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them. TRIP Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots. GRACE No, it's true... ADAM Trip you don't have to hate your TRIP Yes? GRACE Ah, that helps him. TRIP What!? That's ridiculous. Why would I -- why would I be afraid of their stupid meatloafs and their tacky house and their crappy wine...? ADAM parents ADAM Trip, you should love your parents GRACE Ah! TRIP Adam, you're -- you're saying I'm... I'm a loving person. TRIP Grace, you know I've never wanted anyone but you... GRACE No? TRIP N -- no...! Adam, I, I -- I mean, no... heh... ADAM Grace trip loves you. GRACE Aha! TRIP What?! Are -- are you trying to say... I might not love Grace?! GRACE What?! GRACE Is -- is that really what -- (interrupted) ADAM You love Grace TRIP Jesus, no, to even think that I might not love Grace is... is really... too much!! TRIP Uhh... TRIP Oh God... this is so frigging insane... uhh... -- (interrupted) ADAM Im not saying that you dont love h GRACE Ah! TRIP What?! Where did that come from? You're not making sense! TRIP Uhh... TRIP Let's continue focusing on Grace. TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- GRACE Adam, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! ADAM Well, maybe things aren't okay. TRIP No? TRIP No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad... GRACE Uhh... TRIP No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just one. -- (interrupted) ADAM Grace it just a room. GRACE All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip? TRIP Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off? TRIP Adam, isn't it -- isn't that ridiculous? ADAM Yes. GRACE Yes? GRACE You both... Just get away from me! GRACE Uhh... GRACE Oh God... Adam, what should I do... I don't know what to do... GRACE Uhh... ADAM You dont have to fight. TRIP Ah! GRACE Adam, you're saying I'm... angry? GRACE You know Trip, it's so annoying when you 'reminisce' about 'the early days'... TRIP What...? GRACE It was not a happy time, Trip. TRIP Oh my God... Adam, what... uhh... ADAM ... TRIP Grace, I know you're angry, but come on, don't... (frustrated sigh) TRIP Let's keep our focus on Grace. TRIP Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, TRIP the truth is... you're not an artist. GRACE Uhh...! TRIP I'm sorry, you're not. GRACE Adam, uhh... ADAM Grace is an artist. TRIP Ah! GRACE See, Adam, all this time, I just can't stop thinking that I should have been painting! TRIP Why don't you just do it then? TRIP Be a goddamn artist already. What are you afraid of, Grace? (ADAM sits on the couch.) GRACE Well, but... Adam, I... I... uhh... (ADAM gets up from the couch.) ADAM What are you afraid of Grace? GRACE Okay, that's it, goddammit, I can't do this anymore! GRACE Adam, I know what you're trying to hint at... GRACE about me... GRACE about art... GRACE Do you really want the honest truth? Huh? GRACE Adam, are you ready for that? GRACE Trip? ADAM Yes, truth fix everything. TRIP Yes...! -- (interrupted) GRACE Adam, I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying tonight. GRACE You've really been pushing me. GRACE And I wonder, are -- are you really my friend...? TRIP Grace! GRACE Adam, come on -- yes or no... GRACE Do you really think that... GRACE praising Trip... GRACE saying that Trip is loving... GRACE telling me I'm angry... GRACE telling me to make art... GRACE and worst of all, GRACE suggesting that Trip doesn't love me... GRACE but especially what you said about having other things in your life... GRACE that all that is supposed to help me understand something about myself? GRACE Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? GRACE Is it? Just give me a yes or a no. -- (interrupted) ADAM Yes GRACE Alright. GRACE I painted this. TRIP Bullshit. GRACE I am an artist, Trip, fuck you. ADAM Its beautiful TRIP You've been secretly painting? When -- GRACE Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint. (ADAM sits on the couch.) TRIP Jesus -- GRACE So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!! (ADAM gets up from the couch.) GRACE uhh... TRIP uhh... TRIP Jesus...! ADAM Grace is an artist. GRACE Adam, I -- TRIP I'm going to give you the truth too, Grace. GRACE What?! TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I've been having an affair. GRACE Oh my God. TRIP It's over now, though. GRACE But how could you -- TRIP (big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona. GRACE Maria. TRIP I was lonely, Grace. TRIP But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... ADAM Trip... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Okay, Adam, Grace, I have one more thing to say... GRACE Again?! TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP See... I'm... ashamed of my parents. GRACE What!? Your parents are great. GRACE I love seeing them... TRIP I know, I know. But compared to yours... they're so ... ignorant. GRACE But they're real. I hate how my parents are pretending to be something -- TRIP I've tried hard to be like your family -- GRACE Trip... really? ... I don't -- TRIP But I feel like a phony. I feel like I can never get rid of my past. TRIP It's kind of like I don't know who I am anymore. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! ADAM You both should talk to your paren GRACE This changes everything... TRIP Yeah. GRACE And no, Adam, enough of that already... TRIP You... you really have to be an artist... GRACE You finally admitted it -- you felt very alone... and you had an affair... TRIP You -- you think I'm a phony for despising my upbringing... GRACE But at least you had a real upbringing, it's me who had a fake one... TRIP Adam, I -- GRACE Adam, we... TRIP Look, we -- we need to talk... GRACE Yeah. TRIP Adam, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us. ADAM No problem. (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP And no, Adam, please, it's okay... GRACE Bye. Thanks. ADAM Goodbye (Trip closes the front door.) [/code]

[QUOTE=certified;24813997]i think the creator thought that the player would mention watermelons in a racist joke.[/QUOTE] You can say the n word just fine, so I doubt that's it.

OH GOD [img]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9351/asdfdc.jpg[/img] I also just got an ending where Trip confessed that he cheated on Grace with Maria, and Grace told Trip she painted the picture on the wall. In the end, she left him because he didn't believe she painted the picture, not because he had sex with another woman. [code]TRIP Dan, come on -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP praising me... TRIP praising Grace... TRIP telling me I'm angry... TRIP saying that Grace is angry... TRIP saying that Grace is depressed... TRIP and worst of all, TRIP saying I need to be more loving... TRIP and what you said about being in sync with each other in a marriage... TRIP that I'm supposed to realize something about myself from all that? TRIP Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or... DAN yes TRIP Right. TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I've been having an affair. GRACE Oh my God. TRIP It's over now, though. DAN maria GRACE But how could you -- TRIP (big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona. GRACE Maria. TRIP I was lonely, Grace. TRIP But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Dan, I -- GRACE I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip. TRIP What?! GRACE I painted this. TRIP Bullshit. GRACE I am an artist, Trip, fuck you. TRIP You've been secretly painting? When -- GRACE Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint. GRACE So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!! TRIP Jesus -- GRACE uhh... TRIP uhh... TRIP Jesus...! TRIP Dan, I, uhh... TRIP This changes everything... GRACE Yes, it does change everything. GRACE And no, Dan, hold on... GRACE I think it's over. TRIP Grace, what -- GRACE No!! GRACE It's over, Trip, don't you see that? TRIP Wha... but you just said -- GRACE I just told you something about me I should have said a long time ago: GRACE I am an artist -- but y -- you can't see that. TRIP Yes, and like I said... TRIP I cheated on you. I betrayed you. TRIP Grace, no, I... we... GRACE See, Trip, this is about me, as a person... and about you as a person, but it's not about us... GRACE about our marriage. I see that now... TRIP Us...? Our -- our marriage...? Wha... hey, no, wait! GRACE Dan, I'm sorry. But thank you, you -- you really helped me. TRIP Grace! TRIP Grace!! (Grace opens the front door.) (Grace closes the front door.) TRIP Jesus Christ...[/code]

this thread made me piss myself. continuously

Well that looks like a good game, I may try it sooner or later :v:

[QUOTE=I_love_garrysmod;24876386] [code]TRIP Dan, come on -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP praising me... TRIP praising Grace... TRIP telling me I'm angry... TRIP saying that Grace is angry... TRIP saying that Grace is depressed... TRIP and worst of all, TRIP saying I need to be more loving... TRIP and what you said about being in sync with each other in a marriage... TRIP that I'm supposed to realize something about myself from all that? TRIP Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or... DAN yes TRIP Right. TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I've been having an affair. GRACE Oh my God. TRIP It's over now, though. DAN maria GRACE But how could you -- TRIP (big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona. GRACE Maria. TRIP I was lonely, Grace. TRIP But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Dan, I -- GRACE I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip. TRIP What?! GRACE I painted this. TRIP Bullshit. GRACE I am an artist, Trip, fuck you. TRIP You've been secretly painting? When -- GRACE Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint. GRACE So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!! TRIP Jesus -- GRACE uhh... TRIP uhh... TRIP Jesus...! TRIP Dan, I, uhh... TRIP This changes everything... GRACE Yes, it does change everything. GRACE And no, Dan, hold on... GRACE I think it's over. TRIP Grace, what -- GRACE No!! GRACE It's over, Trip, don't you see that? TRIP Wha... but you just said -- GRACE I just told you something about me I should have said a long time ago: GRACE I am an artist -- but y -- you can't see that. TRIP Yes, and like I said... TRIP I cheated on you. I betrayed you. TRIP Grace, no, I... we... GRACE See, Trip, this is about me, as a person... and about you as a person, but it's not about us... GRACE about our marriage. I see that now... TRIP Us...? Our -- our marriage...? Wha... hey, no, wait! GRACE Dan, I'm sorry. But thank you, you -- you really helped me. TRIP Grace! TRIP Grace!! (Grace opens the front door.) (Grace closes the front door.) TRIP Jesus Christ...[/code][/QUOTE] You should have said Oh GOD HELP ME I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

What the hell? [code] (BRENDA puts down the white wine bottle.) (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) (BRENDA closes the front door.) TRIP Anyway... TRIP Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... -- (interrupted) TRIP Brenda, you're not thinking of leaving are you? (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) BRENDA help TRIP Come on back in, you can't leave so soon. Come on. BRENDA the door is broken (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) (BRENDA knocks on the front door.) TRIP Okay, Brenda, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave. [/code]

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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2GZSd9bwIA[/media] i edited the sounds he gives out the rape warning signal

How Trip's drinks changed everything. [code] FACADE STAGEPLAY Fri Oct 01 19 06 42 2010 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! DOUG DRINKS GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! (DOUG knocks on the front door.) TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! -- (interrupted) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG knocks on the front door.) GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! DOUG drinks TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! DOUG Drinks GRACE Trip...! DOUG Drinks (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Doug!! TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted) DOUG Drinks TRIP Uh... DOUG Drinks TRIP Well come on in... DOUG Drinks TRIP Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Doug, DOUG Drinks GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted) GRACE Uh... DOUG Drinks TRIP Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec! -- (interrupted) DOUG Drinks TRIP Yeah, hang on, ooh, I'm going to make you one of my fabulous drinks in just a minute! DOUG Drinks GRACE Uhh, -- (interrupted) GRACE (little sigh) (clears throat) DOUG Drinks GRACE (little sigh) (clears throat) DOUG Drinks TRIP So! Drinks! TRIP How about a martini? DOUG Drinks (Trip closes the front door.) DOUG Drinks TRIP Doug, are you -- are you leaving the room? DOUG Drinks TRIP Okay, anyway... I forget what we were talking about... DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks GRACE So, Doug, -- (interrupted) DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks GRACE Okay, okay, this is getting really tiresome...! GRACE You know what, I'll be right back. DOUG Drinks TRIP Grace, what are you -- GRACE No you two keep talking about the bar and drinks and the amazing view and everything... DOUG Drinks TRIP What? Where are you going? GRACE I'll just be in the kitchen. DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks TRIP (frustrated sigh) DOUG Drinks TRIP Um, Grace, darling, could you -- DOUG Drinks TRIP could you bring out s - some of those... those... DOUG Drinks TRIP anchovy caper... pepper honey... norwegian salmon... -- (interrupted) DOUG YES GRACE I didn't want this to happen tonight... -- (interrupted) DOUG DRINKS GRACE Uhh, you are impossible...! DOUG CRACKERS GRACE I'm never happy... DOUG Drinks GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, -- (interrupted) TRIP Doug, no, I'm not fixing you a drink right now! -- (interrupted) DOUG Drinks GRACE Okay, yeah, I hear you, alright? DOUG Drinks TRIP (little impatient sigh) Doug, can you believe this? DOUG Drinks TRIP (frustrated sigh) DOUG Drinks GRACE And you... GRACE I know what you're going to say, GRACE The way you keep talking about Trip's goddamn drinks. DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks GRACE So... damn... critical... DOUG Drinks GRACE God, people trying to criticize me, tell me what to do, suppress me... it keeps happening! TRIP Oh, come on...! DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks GRACE Alright, you know what, Doug, GRACE I need to ask you something. DOUG Drinks TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. (DOUG kisses grace.) GRACE Doug, yes or no... GRACE In a marriage, shouldn't one person try to make their spouse a better person, even if they don't want it? DOUG No GRACE What...?! DOUG Drinks GRACE Oh, okay... fine... DOUG Drinks GRACE Don't you see, Trip?! Our marriage... is a sham, Trip! Don't you see that? It's all fake, all pretend... DOUG Drinks TRIP Oh, come on...! DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks TRIP Uhh! You are heartless. DOUG Drinks TRIP Just stay away from me. TRIP Uhh... goddammit, Grace... DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks TRIP What? uhh... w -- what are you saying? GRACE What, Trip? Are you trying to talk to me? DOUG Drinks TRIP No! TRIP Doug, -- (interrupted) DOUG Drinks GRACE Doug, (annoyed sigh) Trip can just be -- (interrupted) DOUG Drinks TRIP Doug, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment! -- (interrupted) DOUG Drinks GRACE God, Doug, can we just stop talking about Trip's stuff, please? -- (interrupted) DOUG Drinks GRACE Doug, (frustrated sigh) DOUG Drinks GRACE Doug, (annoyed sigh) DOUG Drinks GRACE Doug, (annoyed sigh) DOUG Drinks GRACE Doug, (annoyed sigh) DOUG Drinks GRACE Doug, (annoyed sigh) DOUG Drinks GRACE Doug, (annoyed sigh) DOUG Grace DOUG Drinks, now. GRACE Doug, (frustrated sigh) DOUG Drinks. GRACE Doug, (annoyed sigh) DOUG Drinks. GRACE Doug, (frustrated sigh) DOUG Drinks GRACE Doug, (frustrated sigh) DOUG Hmph. DOUG Okay then, no drinks tonight. GRACE Doug, (annoyed sigh) DOUG I thought this was a party. DOUG Good night. (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG opens the front door.) TRIP Let's talk some more about Grace. GRACE Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college, -- (interrupted) TRIP Doug, where are you going? Don't go, please, we need you here! DOUG Why GRACE Uhh... DOUG Okay, then. GRACE Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us. (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG closes the front door.) DOUG Drinks. GRACE Doug, (annoyed sigh) DOUG I'll just go sit on the couch TRIP Look around here. We're doing well, really well. GRACE God, Trip, I can't believe even now you're still... -- (interrupted) DOUG No you're not. TRIP No? GRACE Doug, thank you, that helps him. (DOUG sits on the couch.) DOUG No. TRIP Well, I -- I mean, this place, it... it -- it's everyone's dream, right? DOUG Nope. GRACE Let's talk some more about Trip. GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on.. DOUG Why. TRIP They're vacations! Expensive ones at that! GRACE Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want. DOUG Vacations are stupid. TRIP I tried to give Grace the best during our Italy vacation. The best hotels, the best food... DOUG I don't care. GRACE Do you hear yourself, -- (interrupted) GRACE Ah! TRIP Jesus, what the hell are you talking about?! That makes no sense! DOUG I know. GRACE Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship. DOUG Drinks. GRACE Doug, (frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted) DOUG How about a martini? GRACE Doug, (frustrated sigh) DOUG Or a glass of mineral water! GRACE Doug, (annoyed sigh) DOUG Oh well. (DOUG gets up from the couch.) TRIP Okay, that's it, no more of this bullshit!! TRIP Doug, I know what you're hinting at, okay?! TRIP about me... TRIP about our lifestyle... DOUG What TRIP Doug, TRIP don't leave yet! TRIP Do you really want the truth? Huh? DOUG Huh TRIP Doug, -- (interrupted) TRIP Grace, huh? GRACE Yes...! DOUG No, I just want some drinks. TRIP See, Doug, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight. TRIP Doug, Quit interrupting me, let me finish! DOUG Drinks TRIP You've been pushing me tonight. DOUG Drinks TRIP It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not. DOUG Drinks GRACE Trip! DOUG Drinks TRIP Doug, I ask you this -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP and what you said about trying to change the other person... TRIP and you don't even say 'yes' when I ask you if you want the truth... TRIP that all that is supposed to help me understand something about myself? DOUG Yes. TRIP Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? TRIP Right. DOUG Yes. TRIP Grace... (DOUG picks up the phone.) TRIP uhh... TRIP I'm -- I'm just... af -- afraid of... of being poor. DOUG Because the phone? GRACE Poor? Trip, we have so much! What do you -- TRIP It never feels like enough! (DOUG puts down the phone.) TRIP As a kid... it -- it was... My family was always on the edge. DOUG You poor peasant, Trip. GRACE So you weren't rich, but -- TRIP We even spent six months in a shelter once. GRACE Oh my God...! (DOUG sits on the couch.) TRIP All of this stuff... TRIP Is a kind of protection from that ever happening again. DOUG Drinks TRIP uhh... DOUG Drinks GRACE uhh... DOUG Drinks GRACE Oh my God...! DOUG Drinks TRIP Doug, I -- GRACE Doug, I, uhh... TRIP What?! DOUG Drinks GRACE This changes everything... DOUG Drinks TRIP Yes, it does change everything. DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks DOUG Drinks? TRIP I think it's over. (DOUG gets up from the couch.) DOUG NO GRACE Trip, what -- TRIP No!! (DOUG knocks on the front door.) (DOUG opens the front door.) TRIP It's over, Grace, can't you see that? GRACE Wha... b -- but you just said -- TRIP I just told you something about me I should have said a long time ago: DOUG I'LL OPEN THE DOOR FOR YA TRIP I'm afraid of being poor. TRIP And no, Doug, please... DOUG What. GRACE Trip, no, I... we... TRIP No, Grace, this is about me. I see now it's not about you, or about our marriage. (DOUG kisses trip.) GRACE Me...? Our -- our marriage...? Hey, no, wait! TRIP And no, Doug, please, it's -- it's okay... DOUG oh no TRIP Doug, I'm sorry. You really helped me though, so, thanks. DOUG Drinks GRACE Trip! DOUG Drinks? (Trip closes the front door.) GRACE Trip!! DOUG NO GRACE Oh my God... DOUG DON'T GO DOUG FIX ME SOME DRINKS GRACE I should have told him that I... GRACE I -- I could have told him that... DOUG I don't care. [/code]

[QUOTE=Furnost;24779568][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow[/media] One of the primary examples of what you can do in Façade. Also these: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPx9zwH9IWc[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjl1mgdkvA&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] Holy shit I'm crying after that first video

FACADE STAGEPLAY Fri Oct 01 17 13 45 2010 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! PETER room service (PETER knocks on the front door.) (PETER knocks on the front door.) GRACE What -- Trip, -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, he's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE God... Trip! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Peter!! TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! It's been a while how's it going? PETER Where is she? TRIP Uh... TRIP Well come on in... TRIP Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) PETER Wheres my daughter you bastard TRIP (unintelligable arguing) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Peter, GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! TRIP That's funny, I said the same thing! -- (interrupted) GRACE And, I've got to say, you look really good! PETER you would look better without trip GRACE Uh... (clears throat) um... GRACE Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess... TRIP Huh, I'll close the door. GRACE So, Peter, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. (Trip closes the front door.) PETER its about time you had a real man TRIP Grace, oh, no, we don't -- (interrupted) TRIP Well, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate... and re-decorate... GRACE Ha ha, uhh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. PETER not a pussy like trip GRACE So, about -- (interrupted) TRIP uh... ha heh heh... GRACE uh...! TRIP geez, I'm not, uh... GRACE uuh...! TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE ha ha... TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha ha!! PETER what do you say girl? TRIP ha ha ha! TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Peter, GRACE heh heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, are you? TRIP put us on the spot... PETER come on man let her have a man TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that? TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Anyway... what were we talking about, heh? TRIP Heh heh, Peter, seeing you -- (interrupted) PETER you have no genitals TRIP N -- no, uh, I've -- I've missed you. TRIP Hey, I just realized something. GRACE What... TRIP We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night! GRACE What do you mean? PETER college three way? TRIP wasn't... TRIP Why... PETER Was I wrong? TRIP why is... GRACE uh... TRIP How... GRACE He just... TRIP W -- what -- what we really need to do... um... TRIP We've got to remind the, uh... GRACE Yeah, yeah... TRIP the guy who, uh, sells that... soap... GRACE make sure... uh, they don't make that mistake again... TRIP Oh, right! Right! Yeah... TRIP (long release sigh) TRIP yeah... PETER Tyler Durden is his name TRIP Peter, let me get you a drink. TRIP Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests. PETER Ill have some scotch TRIP I've got the perfect bottle of cabernet I've been saving for just such an occasion. TRIP Oh yeah, great idea, great idea! GRACE No no, GRACE Peter, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP uhh... PETER no TRIP Excellent! It won't take me more than a minute! TRIP (quiet humming) GRACE (little sigh) You know Trip, he gets such pleasure from making fancy drinks for everybody. TRIP Grace, I assume you want your usual... 'a lovely, very cold glass of Chardonnay'. GRACE Yes. A glass of Chardonnay would be nice. TRIP Yes, dear. (PETER hugs grace.) PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Grace, no, I want -- GRACE Trip, please dear, don't be rude. PHONE ** RING ** GRACE It's probably just the cleaning service cancelling on us again, it's so hard to find good help these days. PHONE ** RING ** ANSWERING MACHINE ** click ** ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message! ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep ** ANSWERING MACHINE Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing. TRIP Oh, it's your parents! I'll get it -- GRACE Trip, Trip, please, I don't want to talk to them right now... TRIP I want to say hello -- GRACE No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... ANSWERING MACHINE I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there. PETER wow thats the gayest GRACE Oh, ha ha ha, God, let's not talk about my parents... we've heard enough from them tonight. (PETER picks up a player's drink.) (PETER puts down a player's drink.) ANSWERING MACHINE Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala. (PETER picks up a player's drink.) (PETER sips his player's drink.) ANSWERING MACHINE (clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye. (PETER sips his player's drink.) TRIP (little sigh) (PETER sips his player's drink.) TRIP Ah, Peter, maybe you didn't come here to hear this... (PETER sips his player's drink.) (PETER sips his player's drink.) (PETER sips his player's drink.) (PETER sips his player's drink.) (PETER sips his player's drink.) GRACE What? (PETER puts down a player's drink.) GRACE Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend -- TRIP We're NOT disagreeing. TRIP We're not disagreeing. PETER could I get another drink? TRIP Oh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long... GRACE By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. TRIP Um... uhh, Now, -- (interrupted) GRACE Peter, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture? (PETER sits on the couch.) (PETER gets up from the couch.) GRACE (little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed. TRIP Grace...! TRIP (short petulant sigh) TRIP Peter, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon. GRACE Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know. PETER Ive killed so many men in Italy TRIP Grace, I wanted -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, I didn't think you cared to hear about our Italy trip... (big sigh) GRACE Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit? TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! GRACE Ahh, no, I'm the one going insane! GRACE Thaw me out... GRACE Trip, you think you're so romantic... but no you're trying to manipulate me! -- (interrupted) PETER You are icy as hell GRACE Look, you're going to really make it bad if you keep criticizing me! TRIP (little impatient sigh) Peter, -- (interrupted) PETER your a bitch GRACE What?!? That's really rude, where did that come from? You're acting crazy! TRIP Goddamn... cussing... PETER yes it is TRIP Grace, I -- I just want to be together, and be happy, can you just see that? -- (interrupted) TRIP What? What -- what are you saying to me? What? PETER its the alcohol GRACE Alright, you know what, Peter, GRACE I need to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. GRACE Peter, yes or no... PETER Could I have a drink first? GRACE Do you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other? TRIP What? GRACE To trust your husband or wife too -- (interrupted) PETER yes TRIP What...?! TRIP Oh, alright... yeah... TRIP Uhh, I keep trying to help you Grace, but you reject me, you cut me off, you cut me out of your life, goddammit! GRACE Oh, that's great Trip! PETER could I get that drink soon? GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight! GRACE I can't stand you! GRACE Goddammit! GRACE uhh! PETER I just want some more scotch GRACE What are you saying? What? TRIP Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there? GRACE What do you care? GRACE Peter, I can't believe you have to see this... GRACE uhh... PETER if its availible it would be nice TRIP Peter, (annoyed sigh) Grace is sometimes so... GRACE Oh, we're talking about me again, are we? TRIP What? TRIP Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, TRIP the truth is... you're not an artist. GRACE Uhh...! TRIP I'm sorry, you're not. GRACE Peter, uhh... PETER Im gonna leave this is awkward (PETER knocks on the front door.) (PETER opens the front door.) GRACE Peter, you see, this is what I've had to put up with, for ten goddamn years. GRACE Peter, -- (interrupted) TRIP Peter, where are you going? Don't go, please, we need you here! PETER im sorry I introduced you two GRACE No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship. GRACE You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'! TRIP What...? GRACE Trip, it is such an act! TRIP Oh my God... Peter, what... uhh... PETER Trip is such a queen TRIP Grace, I'm not 'acting' when I'm being romantic... God damn...! GRACE (frustrated sigh) GRACE Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship. TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- GRACE Peter, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! PETER you two should have sex TRIP No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad... GRACE Uhh... GRACE Let's keep talking about us, our relationship. (PETER picks up a Trip's drink.) TRIP You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) TRIP Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off? (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) GRACE All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip? (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER puts down a Trip's drink.) (PETER picks up a Grace's drink.) TRIP Peter, isn't it -- isn't that ridiculous? (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) TRIP Peter, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment! PETER yes (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER puts down a Grace's drink.) (PETER picks up a Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) TRIP Let's keep talking about Grace. (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on.. (PETER puts down a Grace's drink.) TRIP They're vacations! Expensive ones at that! -- (interrupted) (PETER picks up the red wine bottle.) GRACE God, Peter, I'm getting really tired of talking about Trip's stuff, God... (PETER puts down the red wine bottle.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) (PETER picks up the red wine bottle.) (PETER puts down the red wine bottle.) (PETER picks up the red wine bottle.) GRACE Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us. -- (interrupted) (PETER puts down the red wine bottle.) GRACE Peter, (annoyed sigh) (PETER picks up the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Could Be") GRACE Let's keep talking about us, our relationship. (PETER puts down the advice ball.) GRACE Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...! TRIP What, I'm not allowed to be angry? GRACE You tell me what to do, you don't listen. TRIP Peter, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her! PETER Its non existant TRIP See, I'm the one trying to reach out to you, Grace... GRACE Uhh... PETER you should get a divorce GRACE Ah! TRIP D -- divorce? Peter, you think we should get a divorce? PETER yes you arent happy GRACE Ah! TRIP Okay, wait, so now you're trying to tell me I'm... depressed? PETER no just unhappy TRIP No? TRIP I mean... I'm hating life right now, but uh... I don't know if I'm depressed! GRACE Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us. PETER you could shoot yourself? TRIP Grace, I -- I want to take care of you... GRACE Trip... GRACE Trip... Peter, we... uhh... -- (interrupted) TRIP You've always wanted that, I know you did... PETER Just an Idea GRACE That's how it's always worked with us, Trip, you always seem to know exactly what I want... GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Grace... PETER you shoot eachother???? GRACE Peter, explain this to me! GRACE Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship. TRIP Peter, you think this is all my fault, don't you? GRACE See, you lied to me from the moment we got married, insisted I'd be better off in advertising than art. -- (interrupted) PETER sort of TRIP Peter, you -- you think I'm lying? TRIP Uhh... oh... PETER yes and your cheating on Grace GRACE Ah! TRIP Heh, hey... heh heh heh, hey, no no no, don't -- don't try to... don't -- don't to try accuse me of -- of -- of anything with Maria... GRACE Oh God... TRIP No -- no, no, Grace, don't, don't even about think that -- look, look -- TRIP look, our -- our 'friend' has just gone too far this time, that's all that's happening here...! PETER You slept with Maria and I know it GRACE Yes? TRIP Uhh, this is too much, I can't take this... TRIP Uhh... PETER grace you also cheated TRIP No, don't, don't talk me right now... PETER right before Trip purposed TRIP Okay, that's it, no more of this bullshit!! TRIP Peter, I know what you're hinting at, okay?! TRIP about me... PETER you mean the truth TRIP Do you two want the truth? Huh? TRIP Peter, do you want to hear it? PETER yes TRIP Grace? GRACE Yes...! TRIP Peter, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying. TRIP You've really been pushing me tonight. TRIP It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not. GRACE Trip! TRIP Peter, I ask you this -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP flirting with me... TRIP acting inappropriately to me... PETER I was until you cheated with Maria TRIP telling me I'm depressed... TRIP suggesting that we get divorced... TRIP Wait, Peter, let me finish! TRIP and worst of all, TRIP suggesting that I'm cheating on Grace... TRIP but especially what you said about giving advice to your wife... TRIP that I'm supposed to realize something about myself from all that? PETER you are trip TRIP Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or... PETER yes TRIP Okay. TRIP Okay... look... heh heh... (big sigh) TRIP Peter, Everything's fine... we're -- we're not... uhh... we're fine. PETER tell her the truth GRACE Yeah... TRIP And no you, you -- you don't have to be nice anymore, heh, we're -- we're fine... TRIP If you need to go, you know, that -- that's -- that's fine... PETER tell grace what happened with her TRIP Look, Peter, we're fine, nothing's changed... we'll see you out. TRIP No, no more need to be nice, okay? GRACE It was nice to see you. PETER Im not tell the truth TRIP Come on, Peter, the evening's over... there's nothing else to say, heh... PETER An art student grace GRACE Look, we're glad you came over, but why don't you just go now. PETER no TRIP So, ah, we'll, uh, we'll -- I'll give you a buzz later, or, um, or something. PETER Not until he tells the truth PETER tell her about Maria trip GRACE Peter, please... PETER do it faggot TRIP Uhh, Peter, just go, please... (PETER picks up the red wine bottle.) PETER no never you fucking prick TRIP Okay, Peter, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave. PETER tell her about Maria TRIP We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know? PETER do it (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- just go. PETER faggot (Trip closes the front door.) PETER i stole your alcohol

GRACE I am an artist, Trip, fuck you. (ED comforts grace.) :smug:

I can't download it, someone help me :saddowns: [editline]05:33PM[/editline] please [editline]05:33PM[/editline] :smithicide:

I played as an assassin that came to kill grace. That was the only time I got the best ending.

TRIP Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing, man? -- (interrupted) (Adam points to the elevator button.)

[QUOTE=ARoss91;25181471]FACADE STAGEPLAY Fri Oct 01 17 13 45 2010 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! PETER room service (PETER knocks on the front door.) (PETER knocks on the front door.) GRACE What -- Trip, -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, he's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE God... Trip! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Peter!! TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! It's been a while how's it going? PETER Where is she? TRIP Uh... TRIP Well come on in... TRIP Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) PETER Wheres my daughter you bastard TRIP (unintelligable arguing) GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Peter, GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! TRIP That's funny, I said the same thing! -- (interrupted) GRACE And, I've got to say, you look really good! PETER you would look better without trip GRACE Uh... (clears throat) um... GRACE Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess... TRIP Huh, I'll close the door. GRACE So, Peter, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. (Trip closes the front door.) PETER its about time you had a real man TRIP Grace, oh, no, we don't -- (interrupted) TRIP Well, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate... and re-decorate... GRACE Ha ha, uhh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. PETER not a pussy like trip GRACE So, about -- (interrupted) TRIP uh... ha heh heh... GRACE uh...! TRIP geez, I'm not, uh... GRACE uuh...! TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE ha ha... TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha ha!! PETER what do you say girl? TRIP ha ha ha! TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Peter, GRACE heh heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, are you? TRIP put us on the spot... PETER come on man let her have a man TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that? TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Anyway... what were we talking about, heh? TRIP Heh heh, Peter, seeing you -- (interrupted) PETER you have no genitals TRIP N -- no, uh, I've -- I've missed you. TRIP Hey, I just realized something. GRACE What... TRIP We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night! GRACE What do you mean? PETER college three way? TRIP wasn't... TRIP Why... PETER Was I wrong? TRIP why is... GRACE uh... TRIP How... GRACE He just... TRIP W -- what -- what we really need to do... um... TRIP We've got to remind the, uh... GRACE Yeah, yeah... TRIP the guy who, uh, sells that... soap... GRACE make sure... uh, they don't make that mistake again... TRIP Oh, right! Right! Yeah... TRIP (long release sigh) TRIP yeah... PETER Tyler Durden is his name TRIP Peter, let me get you a drink. TRIP Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests. PETER Ill have some scotch TRIP I've got the perfect bottle of cabernet I've been saving for just such an occasion. TRIP Oh yeah, great idea, great idea! GRACE No no, GRACE Peter, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP uhh... PETER no TRIP Excellent! It won't take me more than a minute! TRIP (quiet humming) GRACE (little sigh) You know Trip, he gets such pleasure from making fancy drinks for everybody. TRIP Grace, I assume you want your usual... 'a lovely, very cold glass of Chardonnay'. GRACE Yes. A glass of Chardonnay would be nice. TRIP Yes, dear. (PETER hugs grace.) PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Grace, no, I want -- GRACE Trip, please dear, don't be rude. PHONE ** RING ** GRACE It's probably just the cleaning service cancelling on us again, it's so hard to find good help these days. PHONE ** RING ** ANSWERING MACHINE ** click ** ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message! ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep ** ANSWERING MACHINE Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing. TRIP Oh, it's your parents! I'll get it -- GRACE Trip, Trip, please, I don't want to talk to them right now... TRIP I want to say hello -- GRACE No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... ANSWERING MACHINE I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there. PETER wow thats the gayest GRACE Oh, ha ha ha, God, let's not talk about my parents... we've heard enough from them tonight. (PETER picks up a player's drink.) (PETER puts down a player's drink.) ANSWERING MACHINE Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala. (PETER picks up a player's drink.) (PETER sips his player's drink.) ANSWERING MACHINE (clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye. (PETER sips his player's drink.) TRIP (little sigh) (PETER sips his player's drink.) TRIP Ah, Peter, maybe you didn't come here to hear this... (PETER sips his player's drink.) (PETER sips his player's drink.) (PETER sips his player's drink.) (PETER sips his player's drink.) (PETER sips his player's drink.) GRACE What? (PETER puts down a player's drink.) GRACE Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend -- TRIP We're NOT disagreeing. TRIP We're not disagreeing. PETER could I get another drink? TRIP Oh, yeah, you know, I think I'll fix us another drink in not too long... GRACE By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. TRIP Um... uhh, Now, -- (interrupted) GRACE Peter, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture? (PETER sits on the couch.) (PETER gets up from the couch.) GRACE (little sigh) I'll take the picture down later tonight before I go to bed. TRIP Grace...! TRIP (short petulant sigh) TRIP Peter, this trip to Italy was meant to be our second honeymoon. GRACE Oh, was that what it was? Huh, I'm always the last to know. PETER Ive killed so many men in Italy TRIP Grace, I wanted -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, I didn't think you cared to hear about our Italy trip... (big sigh) GRACE Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit? TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! GRACE Ahh, no, I'm the one going insane! GRACE Thaw me out... GRACE Trip, you think you're so romantic... but no you're trying to manipulate me! -- (interrupted) PETER You are icy as hell GRACE Look, you're going to really make it bad if you keep criticizing me! TRIP (little impatient sigh) Peter, -- (interrupted) PETER your a bitch GRACE What?!? That's really rude, where did that come from? You're acting crazy! TRIP Goddamn... cussing... PETER yes it is TRIP Grace, I -- I just want to be together, and be happy, can you just see that? -- (interrupted) TRIP What? What -- what are you saying to me? What? PETER its the alcohol GRACE Alright, you know what, Peter, GRACE I need to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. GRACE Peter, yes or no... PETER Could I have a drink first? GRACE Do you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other? TRIP What? GRACE To trust your husband or wife too -- (interrupted) PETER yes TRIP What...?! TRIP Oh, alright... yeah... TRIP Uhh, I keep trying to help you Grace, but you reject me, you cut me off, you cut me out of your life, goddammit! GRACE Oh, that's great Trip! PETER could I get that drink soon? GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight! GRACE I can't stand you! GRACE Goddammit! GRACE uhh! PETER I just want some more scotch GRACE What are you saying? What? TRIP Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there? GRACE What do you care? GRACE Peter, I can't believe you have to see this... GRACE uhh... PETER if its availible it would be nice TRIP Peter, (annoyed sigh) Grace is sometimes so... GRACE Oh, we're talking about me again, are we? TRIP What? TRIP Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, TRIP the truth is... you're not an artist. GRACE Uhh...! TRIP I'm sorry, you're not. GRACE Peter, uhh... PETER Im gonna leave this is awkward (PETER knocks on the front door.) (PETER opens the front door.) GRACE Peter, you see, this is what I've had to put up with, for ten goddamn years. GRACE Peter, -- (interrupted) TRIP Peter, where are you going? Don't go, please, we need you here! PETER im sorry I introduced you two GRACE No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship. GRACE You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'! TRIP What...? GRACE Trip, it is such an act! TRIP Oh my God... Peter, what... uhh... PETER Trip is such a queen TRIP Grace, I'm not 'acting' when I'm being romantic... God damn...! GRACE (frustrated sigh) GRACE Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship. TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- GRACE Peter, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! PETER you two should have sex TRIP No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad... GRACE Uhh... GRACE Let's keep talking about us, our relationship. (PETER picks up a Trip's drink.) TRIP You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) TRIP Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off? (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) GRACE All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip? (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER sips his Trip's drink.) (PETER puts down a Trip's drink.) (PETER picks up a Grace's drink.) TRIP Peter, isn't it -- isn't that ridiculous? (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) TRIP Peter, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment! PETER yes (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER puts down a Grace's drink.) (PETER picks up a Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) TRIP Let's keep talking about Grace. (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) (PETER sips his Grace's drink.) GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on.. (PETER puts down a Grace's drink.) TRIP They're vacations! Expensive ones at that! -- (interrupted) (PETER picks up the red wine bottle.) GRACE God, Peter, I'm getting really tired of talking about Trip's stuff, God... (PETER puts down the red wine bottle.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) (PETER picks up the red wine bottle.) (PETER puts down the red wine bottle.) (PETER picks up the red wine bottle.) GRACE Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us. -- (interrupted) (PETER puts down the red wine bottle.) GRACE Peter, (annoyed sigh) (PETER picks up the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Could Be") GRACE Let's keep talking about us, our relationship. (PETER puts down the advice ball.) GRACE Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...! TRIP What, I'm not allowed to be angry? GRACE You tell me what to do, you don't listen. TRIP Peter, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her! PETER Its non existant TRIP See, I'm the one trying to reach out to you, Grace... GRACE Uhh... PETER you should get a divorce GRACE Ah! TRIP D -- divorce? Peter, you think we should get a divorce? PETER yes you arent happy GRACE Ah! TRIP Okay, wait, so now you're trying to tell me I'm... depressed? PETER no just unhappy TRIP No? TRIP I mean... I'm hating life right now, but uh... I don't know if I'm depressed! GRACE Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us. PETER you could shoot yourself? TRIP Grace, I -- I want to take care of you... GRACE Trip... GRACE Trip... Peter, we... uhh... -- (interrupted) TRIP You've always wanted that, I know you did... PETER Just an Idea GRACE That's how it's always worked with us, Trip, you always seem to know exactly what I want... GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Grace... PETER you shoot eachother???? GRACE Peter, explain this to me! GRACE Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship. TRIP Peter, you think this is all my fault, don't you? GRACE See, you lied to me from the moment we got married, insisted I'd be better off in advertising than art. -- (interrupted) PETER sort of TRIP Peter, you -- you think I'm lying? TRIP Uhh... oh... PETER yes and your cheating on Grace GRACE Ah! TRIP Heh, hey... heh heh heh, hey, no no no, don't -- don't try to... don't -- don't to try accuse me of -- of -- of anything with Maria... GRACE Oh God... TRIP No -- no, no, Grace, don't, don't even about think that -- look, look -- TRIP look, our -- our 'friend' has just gone too far this time, that's all that's happening here...! PETER You slept with Maria and I know it GRACE Yes? TRIP Uhh, this is too much, I can't take this... TRIP Uhh... PETER grace you also cheated TRIP No, don't, don't talk me right now... PETER right before Trip purposed TRIP Okay, that's it, no more of this bullshit!! TRIP Peter, I know what you're hinting at, okay?! TRIP about me... PETER you mean the truth TRIP Do you two want the truth? Huh? TRIP Peter, do you want to hear it? PETER yes TRIP Grace? GRACE Yes...! TRIP Peter, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying. TRIP You've really been pushing me tonight. TRIP It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not. GRACE Trip! TRIP Peter, I ask you this -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP flirting with me... TRIP acting inappropriately to me... PETER I was until you cheated with Maria TRIP telling me I'm depressed... TRIP suggesting that we get divorced... TRIP Wait, Peter, let me finish! TRIP and worst of all, TRIP suggesting that I'm cheating on Grace... TRIP but especially what you said about giving advice to your wife... TRIP that I'm supposed to realize something about myself from all that? PETER you are trip TRIP Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or... PETER yes TRIP Okay. TRIP Okay... look... heh heh... (big sigh) TRIP Peter, Everything's fine... we're -- we're not... uhh... we're fine. PETER tell her the truth GRACE Yeah... TRIP And no you, you -- you don't have to be nice anymore, heh, we're -- we're fine... TRIP If you need to go, you know, that -- that's -- that's fine... PETER tell grace what happened with her TRIP Look, Peter, we're fine, nothing's changed... we'll see you out. TRIP No, no more need to be nice, okay? GRACE It was nice to see you. PETER Im not tell the truth TRIP Come on, Peter, the evening's over... there's nothing else to say, heh... PETER An art student grace GRACE Look, we're glad you came over, but why don't you just go now. PETER no TRIP So, ah, we'll, uh, we'll -- I'll give you a buzz later, or, um, or something. PETER Not until he tells the truth PETER tell her about Maria trip GRACE Peter, please... PETER do it faggot TRIP Uhh, Peter, just go, please... (PETER picks up the red wine bottle.) PETER no never you fucking prick TRIP Okay, Peter, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave. PETER tell her about Maria TRIP We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know? PETER do it (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- just go. PETER faggot (Trip closes the front door.) PETER i stole your alcohol[/QUOTE] :smug: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply?" - Benji))[/highlight]

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Never tell grace the art is creative, they will throw you out.

I remember this game being utterly hilarious the first time, but I was put off by the bastard load time between rounds.

I just saved their marriage by saying "yes. no" and "no. yes" [code] TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? (Dave knocks on the front door.) (Dave knocks on the front door.) TRIP That should be obvious! -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! (Dave knocks on the front door.) (Dave knocks on the front door.) GRACE God... Trip! (Dave knocks on the front door.) (Dave knocks on the front door.) (Dave knocks on the front door.) (Dave knocks on the front door.) (Dave knocks on the front door.) (Dave knocks on the front door.) (Dave knocks on the front door.) (Dave knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Dave!! TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man! How are you doing, you -- (interrupted) DAVE Move TRIP Uh... TRIP Well come on in... DAVE This game is bad. TRIP Uh, n -- no, heh, come in! TRIP Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace... -- (interrupted) DAVE This game sucks. TRIP W -- w - what... n - no, uh, just stay here... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) DAVE This game is awful. GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Dave, GRACE Hi! How are you? God it's been a while! DAVE I love this game. GRACE Uh... -- (interrupted) GRACE Well, come in, make yourself at home... TRIP Whoops, I need to go close the door. -- (interrupted) DAVE Looks like a facade. GRACE hmmm Dave, seeing you brings back wonderful memories, really... (Trip closes the front door.) TRIP Ye -- yeah... TRIP Huh, I just thought of something. GRACE What... TRIP Well, actually, tonight's a special night. We should celebrate, in fact. GRACE What do you mean? TRIP Dave, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college. GRACE Oh... geez... TRIP Do you remember that? TRIP Um, well, without you, we wouldn't even have this celebration. TRIP Oh, Dave, you've got to take a look -- (interrupted) DAVE What a shame. TRIP Oh, yeah, yeah, TRIP Dave, I have to tell you about our recent trip to Italy! GRACE Trip, he doesn't want to hear -- TRIP Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you about it in a sec. -- (interrupted) DAVE Boring. TRIP What...? uhh... TRIP So, uh, come here, look at this, it's, it -- it's great, take a look! -- (interrupted) DAVE No TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, uh -- w -- wait... GRACE Trip, see, your weird obsession for Italy is making our friend uncomfortable. -- (interrupted) DAVE No. (DAVE sits on the couch.) GRACE N - no, Trip can get overly obsessed. (DAVE gets up from the couch.) TRIP (little sigh) -- (interrupted) DAVE Yes. GRACE Yeah -- y - yes -- no, it was just a weekend getaway. DAVE Yes. No. GRACE Dave, -- (interrupted) GRACE N -- no, no, well, oh, never mind, it -- it was a mess. DAVE No. Yes. TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, n - no no no, wait, uh, w - what's wrong, Grace? GRACE Trip, have you noticed, we're fighting in front of our friend. DAVE y-y-ye-n-n-n-n-no TRIP Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that... -- (interrupted) GRACE You don't agree? Okay, well... DAVE yes. now. GRACE (happy but tense sigh) GRACE Dave, GRACE you and I are getting along so well tonight... -- (interrupted) DAVE Yes. No. GRACE W -- wait, stay there for a sec. GRACE Ugh, I'm getting so tired of looking at this god awful bar. -- (interrupted) DAVE Yes. No. GRACE Y -- yeah, well, stay there, I want your opinion... GRACE Maybe if I replaced it with... um... TRIP Do you... do you remember, Grace... GRACE What. TRIP How I proposed to you. GRACE Oh, God, Trip -- TRIP Here, Dave, I'll show you. TRIP It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college -- GRACE Trip, what are you doing?! TRIP I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and -- GRACE Stop it, Trip! TRIP I pulled out a diamond ring -- GRACE Trip! TRIP And I said, Grace, will you marry me? DAVE and she said TRIP Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?! DAVE no lol TRIP Dave, yes? Very romantic? DAVE Nope GRACE Thank you! TRIP What? I -- GRACE See, Trip, not everyone thinks being proposed to like that is so romantic. -- (interrupted) DAVE BOO HOO GRACE N -- no, no, this is just really, really embarrassing... DAVE Yes. No. TRIP Look, mmm... -- (interrupted) GRACE Yeah, yeah... GRACE You know, ever since we got married, I can't help it, I'm forever buying new furniture and redecorating, -- (interrupted) DAVE No. Yes TRIP Ah, right, right, TRIP Dave, of course you like it! TRIP See Grace you have no reason to complain -- there's just nothing to complain about. GRACE (annoyed sigh) GRACE So I normally like redecorating... GRACE Dave, now be honest with me, agree that this room just does not work! TRIP Grace, come on, what are you talking about? GRACE All day at work I design ads for apartments with extravagant views like this, GRACE and then I think, I want to design it into my apartment -- TRIP Yeah, I love this view, it makes me feel like a million bucks! DAVE Yes. No. GRACE Oh, uh... GRACE (little sigh) So I just had -- (interrupted) DAVE No. Yes. GRACE Uh, no, a view of trees would be better, right? TRIP (little impatient sigh) GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Grace, everything's fine, no one is complaining about your decorating! GRACE No, he is just being courteous... this room is not -- DAVE No. Yes. TRIP Uhh, Grace, come on, people like it, you're the only one -- GRACE You know, Trip, if you hadn't convinced me to go into advertising, I could have painted that painting on the wall instead of buying it! TRIP You're never happy... -- (interrupted) TRIP No one has a problem with your decorating but you. GRACE Yeah. Anyway... (DAVE hugs grace.) GRACE Oh! ha ha ha, you're hugging me! TRIP Dave, I think you're trying to get on Grace's good side tonight. DAVE no. yes. TRIP So... drinks... -- (interrupted) DAVE Yes. No. TRIP W - w - w - wait, I, uh, I want to make you one of my drink inventions! DAVE No. Yes. TRIP No? GRACE Trip, darling, that's not what he wants. GRACE It's a secret -- Trip doesn't even like the taste of alcohol. DAVE No. Yes. TRIP What?! So, uhh, TRIP Dave, how -- how does that sound? GRACE Dave, Trip's getting a little carried away... maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water? DAVE Yes. No. TRIP Yeah, no, I'm going to make this drink for us! DAVE No. yes. TRIP Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it! DAVE Yes. No. GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Grace, everybody loves my drinks, you know that, don't you? Everybody! DAVE No. Yes. DAVE Yes. No. GRACE Well, of course Trip, after all, you got enough practice when you were a real bartender. TRIP What? GRACE In college, you were a bartender. DAVE Yes. No. TRIP How do you know about that? GRACE Oh I know you were trying to keep it a big secret, but... one time my friends and I went slumming off-campus to some crappy bar in the sticks, and we saw you there. DAVE No. Yes. DAVE Yes. No. TRIP Oh, that's great. TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! TRIP Goddamn slumming it off campus... TRIP You hide things from me! You're so distant! You... TRIP You do, you hide things from me! GRACE (impatient sigh) Dave, I... GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Oh, yeah, you... TRIP I can guess what you're about to say... TRIP You've been criticizing me ever since you got here! GRACE Every woman's dream... GRACE Trip, you think you're so romantic... but no you're trying to manipulate me! TRIP Oh, come on...! TRIP Goddamn manipulation... TRIP Grace, I -- I just want to be together, and be happy, can you just see that? DAVE No. Yes. GRACE Oh, yeah, yeah, right! TRIP Can't we just do that? DAVE Yes. No. TRIP Alright, you know what, Dave, TRIP I need to ask you something. GRACE Trip -- TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question. TRIP Dave, yes or no... TRIP A person in a marriage should _believe it_ when one tells the other how they feel about them, right? GRACE What? TRIP I mean, when you're married, you should trust what the other person says they feel about you, right? DAVE no yes TRIP What...?! -- (interrupted) DAVE yes no TRIP Oh, okay... sure... DAVE no yes TRIP Uhh, Grace, I love you, you're my wife, I love you, and you... are accusing me of... I don't know what, what are you accusing me of? I love you, don't you know that?! DAVE yes no GRACE Oh, that's great Trip! DAVE no yes GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight! GRACE I can't stand you! GRACE Dammit, Trip! GRACE uhh! DAVE no yes GRACE What are you saying to me?! What? DAVE yes no DAVE no yes TRIP Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there? GRACE I'm not talking to you! DAVE yes no GRACE Dave, I can't believe you -- (interrupted) DAVE no yes GRACE Dave, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so... DAVE yes no DAVE yes TRIP Oh, we're talking about me again, are we? GRACE What? DAVE no yes TRIP Dave, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied. -- (interrupted) DAVE yes no TRIP No? GRACE Ah, thank you, that helps him. GRACE Trip, look at my parents. If money bought happiness they wouldn't hate themselves like they do. TRIP What? TRIP No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just one. DAVE yes no GRACE Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine... DAVE No. Yes. TRIP You think I'm not good enough...! -- (interrupted) DAVE Yes. No. TRIP No? TRIP Yeah, I -- I have good taste...! I know about... mmm... wines... and stuff! (DAVE sits on the couch.) GRACE Ugh. DAVE Yes. No. GRACE Dave, this is so... DAVE Yes. No. TRIP Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us. GRACE Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...! TRIP What, I'm not allowed to be angry? GRACE You tell me what to do, you don't listen. TRIP Dave, I'm not telling her -- (interrupted) DAVE No. Yes. GRACE No? GRACE Ah, you disagree, see, that really helps us... (DAVE gets up from the couch.) GRACE See, Trip, you've always been this way, from the moment you proposed to me... TRIP Uhh... TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- GRACE Dave, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! TRIP No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad... GRACE Uhh... TRIP Dave, if there's something about me, just tell me what it is! TRIP No, let's switch to talking about Grace. TRIP Grace, I don't think you really do want us to quit our jobs, lead a simpler lifestyle. -- (interrupted) DAVE yes no GRACE No? GRACE Dave, you disagree. Thank you, that really helps me. (DAVE sits on the couch.) GRACE Trip, you're the one who needs all this stuff. DAVE no yes (DAVE gets up from the couch.) TRIP No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just one. GRACE You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'! TRIP What...? GRACE Trip, it is such an act! TRIP Oh my God... Dave, what... uhh... DAVE yes no TRIP No? TRIP Thank you, you disagree, that helps us! TRIP See, Grace, you twist it into something bad! It's so typical! GRACE (frustrated sigh) GRACE Let's keep talking about us, our relationship. TRIP You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... TRIP Dave, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the guests! TRIP Uhh, I, I -- I can't believe this... TRIP No, let's switch to talking about Grace. GRACE See, Dave, I... uhh... I've been very lonely. DAVE yes no GRACE No? TRIP No, Grace, c'mon... I'm here... I'm here for you, goddammit...! DAVE no yes DAVE yes no TRIP GRACE Trip, I'm tired of pretending that I'm happy... I can't do it anymore... DAVE no yes GRACE Dave, I mean, is there something about me... TRIP Let's keep our focus on Grace. GRACE Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college, GRACE you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art! TRIP What? GRACE If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now. DAVE no yes GRACE No? -- (interrupted) TRIP Ah, you disagree, thank you, that should help Grace! DAVE yes no TRIP Grace, I did not stop you from becoming an artist! I'm trying to help you get your life together! DAVE no yes GRACE Uhh... DAVE yes no GRACE Okay, that's it, goddammit, I can't do this anymore! DAVE no yes GRACE Dave, I know what you're trying to hint at... DAVE yes no GRACE about me... GRACE about art... DAVE yes no GRACE Do you two want to hear the honest truth? Huh? DAVE no yes GRACE Dave, -- (interrupted) GRACE Trip? TRIP Yes...! GRACE See, Dave, I've been listening carefully to what you've been saying tonight. GRACE You've been pushing me tonight. (DAVE sits on the couch.) GRACE It makes me wonder if you're really my friend...? (DAVE gets up from the couch.) TRIP Grace! GRACE Dave, come on -- yes or no... GRACE Do you really think that... DAVE no yes GRACE and what you said about trusting your spouse... GRACE and you don't even say 'yes' when I ask you if you want the truth... DAVE yes no GRACE No, Dave, let me finish! (DAVE sits on the couch.) (DAVE gets up from the couch.) DAVE yes no GRACE that I'm supposed to realize something about myself from all that? GRACE Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? GRACE Is it? Just give me a yes or a no. GRACE This is not a trick question. DAVE yes no GRACE No? Oh... I'm surprised, I would have said yes, it did mean something. GRACE I painted this. TRIP Bullshit. GRACE I am an artist, Trip, fuck you. TRIP You've been secretly painting? When -- GRACE Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint. DAVE Easy, compandre. GRACE So don't EVER give me any more of your 'you could never be an artist' crap!! TRIP Jesus -- GRACE uhh... TRIP uhh... TRIP Jesus...! GRACE Dave, I -- TRIP I'm going to give you the truth too, Grace. GRACE What?! TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I'm -- I'm just... af -- afraid of... of being poor. GRACE Poor? Trip, we have so much! What do you -- TRIP It never feels like enough! TRIP As a kid... it -- it was... My family was always on the edge. GRACE So you weren't rich, but -- TRIP We even spent six months in a shelter once. GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP All of this stuff... TRIP Is a kind of protection from that ever happening again. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! TRIP Okay, Dave, Grace, I have one more thing to say... GRACE Again?! TRIP Grace... TRIP uhh... TRIP I forced you to marry me, didn't I. TRIP When I proposed to you, in front of your parents, on Christmas Eve, and... TRIP I knew you wouldn't be capable of saying no. GRACE You manipulated me. TRIP Yes. GRACE And I never did anything about it. GRACE And here we are. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! GRACE This changes everything... TRIP Yeah. GRACE You... you're terribly afraid of being poor. TRIP You... you really have to be an artist... TRIP I manipulated you into marrying me... GRACE No, I -- I let it happen... TRIP Dave, I -- GRACE Dave, we... TRIP Look, uh, we need to talk... GRACE Yeah. TRIP Dave, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us. (Trip opens the front door.) DAVE yes no GRACE And no, Dave, please... GRACE Bye. Thanks. DAVE yes [/code]

woman these days

Don't have a generated but it went like this: Me: You did well Grace: Oh, thanks! Me: fucking your mother Trip: You think we should, uh? Me: *kisses trip 5 times* [editline]06:20PM[/editline] Second playthrough: Me: Go away Grace: uhhh? Me: This is my home Trip then proceeds to walk through a wall to get me to the door

[QUOTE=Furnost;24779568][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow[/media] One of the primary examples of what you can do in Façade. Also these: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPx9zwH9IWc[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjl1mgdkvA&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] I almost pooped myself laughing at these. I must play this game now.

[QUOTE=ventnor;25204162]Never tell grace the art is creative, they will throw you out.[/QUOTE] Don't you mean an art :smug:

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