I replied to everything they said with "hi".
And I won.
I think the time has finally come for me to download this game again and conduct racist, nationalistic, jingoistic, imperialistic shenanigans at least once more.
So many hilarious memories from Facade.
A bit long, but this is how I broke the game on my first try.
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FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun May 20 21 18 14 2012
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
(Walter knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Walter!!
TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you!
TRIP
It's been a while how's it going? -- (interrupted)
WALTER
hey man
TRIP
Alright!
TRIP
Wow, it's really really great to see you.
TRIP
Well come on in!
TRIP
Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
(WALTER knocks on the front door.)
(WALTER closes the front door.)
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Walter,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
WALTER
Hello Grace
GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted)
GRACE
By the way, you look fabulous!
GRACE
Make yourself at home, come on in!
WALTER
Thank you, so do you
GRACE
Uh...
(WALTER sits on the couch.)
TRIP
Oh, Walter, -- (interrupted)
WALTER
nice place
GRACE
Oh... huh... thanks...
TRIP
Well that's a nice thing to say. It's nice to hear, hmm, Grace? -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Yeah,
TRIP
if there's one thing Grace is really passionate about, it's her decorating...
GRACE
What? God,
(WALTER gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
Walter, don't listen to him, it's just a hobby, really --
TRIP
No it's a real creative thing for you, it's really great, you get so into it --
GRACE
No Trip there are things I am much more passionate about than decorating, believe me.
GRACE
Ha ha, geez.
WALTER
Working out?
GRACE
Yeah!
GRACE
Walter, -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Trip, darling, your obsession with that photo of yours is making our friend uncomfortable.
(WALTER picks up a trinket 4.)
GRACE
Oh, do you like those sculptures? I used to be so into, uh, collecting them...
(WALTER puts down a trinket 4.)
TRIP
Into them? You love your sculptures so much I'm not even allowed to touch them!
GRACE
Trip, your poker buddies used them as ashtrays!
TRIP
Anyhow,
WALTER
They have a history?
TRIP
Walter, -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, I didn't think you wanted to hear about the Italy trip tonight... (clears throat)
TRIP
(little sigh) (clears throat)
WALTER
wait?
GRACE
Yeah, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new -- (interrupted)
WALTER
what?
GRACE
So, about my decorating...
GRACE
(little sigh) With this room I was trying for a kind of post modern style...
WALTER
smooth jazz
TRIP
Well -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Oh, well...
GRACE
(little sigh) So I tried for a certain kind of style in this room...
GRACE
but it is clearly just not happening. This is a mess.
TRIP
uhh...
WALTER
they are not mixing, no
TRIP
Well, it's impressive... even after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace somehow finds time to decorate...
GRACE
Ha ha, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out.
GRACE
I'm sure I can return most of this, and try to start over again on this room...
WALTER
Trip I am thirsty
TRIP
Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!
TRIP
Oh and I've got these fancy new cocktail shakers I'm itching to try out.
TRIP
See Grace, no one is complaining about your decorating, there's nothing wrong with it!
WALTER
Cool
GRACE
Trip, I can't -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Walter, yeah, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine!
GRACE
(big sigh)
GRACE
Oh God, Walter, I hope you didn't come here tonight to be entertained...
TRIP
What?
WALTER
You are being too hard on yourself
GRACE
Listen -- (interrupted)
GRACE
uh...!
TRIP
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
god, I don't, um...
GRACE
uuh...!
WALTER
Oh sorry
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
TRIP
why...
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
GRACE
ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, Walter,
GRACE
heh heh...
TRIP
heh, you had me going there for a sec...
WALTER
Not what I meant to say
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
WALTER
Sorry guys
TRIP
mess with us ...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
(big sigh)
TRIP
Anyway, uh... what -- what were we talking about?
WALTER
I don't want to ruin our friendship
TRIP
So... drinks...
GRACE
Trip would try to serve you one of his high class drinks before even saying hello if he could.
TRIP
Why don't I make us one of my new drink inventions,
WALTER
Get me drunk
TRIP
You -- you don't want my invention?
GRACE
It's a secret -- Trip doesn't even like the taste of alcohol.
WALTER
Yes
TRIP
What?! So, uhh,
TRIP
Walter, how -- how does that sound?
WALTER
Show me the invention!
GRACE
Walter, Trip's getting a little carried away... maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water?
WALTER
Amazing!
GRACE
Okay, Trip, that's what he wants!
TRIP
No, this is not the way to celebrate our get-together...
WALTER
Nono, a drink will be fine
GRACE
How about this, you open up one of those big three gallon jugs of red wine, like your dad did that first time we had dinner at your parents' house!
WALTER
A martini please
TRIP
What?
GRACE
Yeah your parents would never drink these shi-shi cocktails you try to impress people with,
GRACE
your parents drink the real thing, you know, those huge gallon jugs of --
TRIP
Are you trying to embarrass me?
WALTER
Wait, stop fighting
GRACE
What -- no, I thought it was fun, I really liked that about your parents --
TRIP
Bullshit!
WALTER
I want a drink
TRIP
Ahh, this is bullshit! -- (interrupted)
WALTER
Oh my god
TRIP
What, what's that, what are you saying, what?
GRACE
I'm trying to embarrass you...
GRACE
You seem so embarrassed about yourself, about your family, for no good reason! There's no reason!
TRIP
(little impatient sigh) Walter, can you believe -- (interrupted)
WALTER
There is no reason to shout
GRACE
What? I -- what are you saying to me?
TRIP
Goddamn... cussing...
TRIP
Grace, I -- I just want to be together, and be happy, can you just see that?
GRACE
Oh, God...!
(WALTER sits on the couch.)
TRIP
Can't we just do that?
GRACE
Alright, you know what, Walter,
GRACE
I'm going to ask you something.
WALTER
Oh my god, why did I do this?
TRIP
Grace --
GRACE
Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
GRACE
Walter, yes or no...
(WALTER gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
If there was a thing about yourself you didn't like, but your husband or wife likes it, is it still okay to hide it?
TRIP
What?
GRACE
I mean, if your spouse _likes_ something about you, that you don't like, are you allowed to hide that?
GRACE
Yes or no.
WALTER
You are allowed of you own feeling
WALTER
So yes
WALTER
And freeze
WALTER
Don't give me that look
WALTER
Oh god
(WALTER picks up the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Yes")
(WALTER shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It")
(WALTER puts down the advice ball.)
WALTER
Yes
WALTER
This is freaky
WALTER
STOP STARING
WALTER
REACT YOU AI!!!
(WALTER picks up the phone.)
(WALTER puts down the phone.)
WALTER
I am starving
WALTER
Checking kitchen
WALTER
I broke it on my first try
(WALTER points to the italy picture.)
(WALTER points to the italy picture.)
(WALTER points to the italy picture.)
WALTER
Amazing
WALTER
Now to kiss Grace
(WALTER kisses grace.)
WALTER
No reaction
WALTER
Prizeless
(WALTER kisses trip.)
(WALTER kisses trip.)
(WALTER kisses trip.)
(WALTER kisses trip.)
(WALTER kisses trip.)
WALTER
Wonder if he reacts when I give BJ
(WALTER hugs grace.)
(WALTER kisses grace.)
WALTER
Can I touch your tits girl?
WALTER
This isn't fun
(WALTER knocks on the front door.)
(WALTER opens the front door.)
(WALTER knocks on the front door.)
(WALTER knocks on the front door.)
(WALTER knocks on the front door.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER knocks on the front door.)
(WALTER knocks on the front door.)
(WALTER knocks on the front door.)
(WALTER knocks on the front door.)
(WALTER closes the front door.)
WALTER
Oh god
WALTER
Cool painting
WALTER
TALK DAMN YOU!
(WALTER picks up a martini glass 1.)
(WALTER puts down a martini glass 1.)
(WALTER picks up a martini glass 1.)
(WALTER puts down a martini glass 1.)
(WALTER picks up the white wine bottle.)
(WALTER puts down the white wine bottle.)
(WALTER picks up the white wine bottle.)
(WALTER puts down the white wine bottle.)
(WALTER kisses trip.)
(WALTER knocks on the front door.)
(WALTER opens the front door.)
WALTER
melon
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER points to the elevator button.)
(WALTER knocks on the front door.)
WALTER
Maria
WALTER
is cheating
(WALTER kisses trip.)
(WALTER hugs trip.)
(WALTER hugs trip.)
(WALTER picks up a trinket 6.)
(WALTER puts down a trinket 6.)
(WALTER picks up a trinket 6.)
(WALTER puts down a trinket 6.)
(WALTER picks up the phone.)
(WALTER puts down the phone.)
(WALTER points to the italy picture.)
WALTER
Goddamn shitty game
[/CODE]
Looks like its time for a Randy Savage run.
RIP, Macho Man.
The best videos are the genghis khan ones.
"I TOUCHED YOU GRACE, WHILE YOU SLEPT."
"Oh... I, uhh... ok umm."
Then I got kicked out.
[QUOTE=norrec181;36033262][video=youtube;RJ0XPo0I7HU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0XPo0I7HU&list=UUnWSHAdvXG1WJeV4bNjTDdw&index=5&feature=plcp[/video][/QUOTE]
Oh shit I didn't know Facade has such a emotional ending.
I paid a visit to Facade.exe today to conduct an inspection.
[code]FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun May 20 21 51 53 2012
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What for? -- (interrupted)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TOM
Open up.
(TOM knocks on the front door.)
(TOM knocks on the front door.)
(TOM knocks on the front door.)
(TOM knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE
God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Tom!!
TRIP
Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing, man? -- (interrupted)
TOM
Good evening. AI Inspector here.
TRIP
Uh...
TRIP
Well, anyway... why don't you come in...
TRIP
Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
TOM
Very well.
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
(TOM knocks on the front door.)
(TOM closes the front door.)
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
TOM
Doesn't look to good for him.
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
TOM
Bad lookin' place.
GRACE
Tom,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? God it's been a while!
TRIP
Yeah, it's been too long.
TOM
How is your AI tonight, Grace?
GRACE
Uh... (clears throat) um...
TOM
Unresponsive I see...
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
Well, um... make yourself at home, I guess...
TOM
I'm noting this in my papers.
GRACE
Uh...
TRIP
Alright, good, heh heh, maybe you're on my side tonight after all, ha ha.
GRACE
Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, -- (interrupted)
TOM
Let's conduct a test. Serve drinks.
TRIP
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec!
TRIP
Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests.
TOM
Excellent.
TRIP
Ha ha, yeah! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
So, about my decorating...
GRACE
Uhh, what I wanted with this room was some kind of post-modern style...
TRIP
Yeah, yeah...!
TOM
Conduct decorating AI test.
GRACE
but it is -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Well hold on, hold on, take a closer look, give it a chance to soak in a little.
GRACE
I bet I can return most of this, and start over again on this room...
TOM
Insufficient AI for decorating.
TRIP
Well, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate... and re-decorate...
GRACE
Ha ha, uhh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. -- (interrupted)
TOM
Wrong response, Trip.
GRACE
Oh, how nice, I've been waiting so long for someone to say that!
TRIP
Wait, what?
GRACE
Trip, our friend has just been refreshingly honest about my decorating, which I really appreciate.
TOM
You think Trip's AI is bad?
TRIP
Wha... uh...
GRACE
Oh, Trip, he's just teasing you... It's good, we all need that once in a while.
TOM
I am not.
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
Could be.
TRIP
Hmm!
TOM
You're AI needs to be updated.
GRACE
(little -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Tom, what's the deal?
GRACE
Trip, he's just kidding around --
TRIP
You know, we didn't invite you over to be... criticized...
TOM
The deal is you're out of date.
TRIP
So! Drinks! -- (interrupted)
TOM
You're AI is weak.
TOM
Don't look at me like that.
TRIP
God, where is this coming from?!
TOM
From the AI Development Board.
GRACE
Trip --
TRIP
Well, I'm not going to stand here and listen to this.
GRACE
Where are you going? Trip --
TRIP
Just stay with our guest. I'll be in the kitchen.
TOM
Trip, return at once.
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
Um, Trip, if -- if you have a second, could you --
GRACE
could you switch on the french souffle steamer for me? Just... Just set it to le pouf.
GRACE
Would you do that for me?
GRACE
Trip loves to push buttons.
TOM
Le Pouf is not in your AI script.
GRACE
um...
GRACE
uh...
TOM
Explain yourself.
TRIP
(BREAKING DISHES SOUND IN KITCHEN)
GRACE
Jesus, what was that?
GRACE
No, it's okay, it's nobody's fault... these days everything just feels like one miscommunication after another...
TOM
TRIP YOU BROKE THOSE DISHES.
TOM
I'M NOTING THIS.
GRACE
I hope you don't interpret... this... somehow... -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Wait, Tom, where -- where are you going?
TOM
I'm calling the AI Board.
(TOM picks up the phone.)
GRACE
You -- (interrupted)
TOM
1...1...1...uhhhhh...1
TRIP
Grace!
GRACE
Yes, Trip?
GRACE
Tom,
GRACE
this all confusing, because you've been a good friend for a long time...
TOM
Hello...AI Director?
TRIP
Uhh, God! What the hell has been going on in here?
TRIP
Heh... should I just go back to the kitchen?
GRACE
No, Trip, no, everything's fine, our friend is just teasing...
TOM
I'm at the Facade Game. It's bad.
TRIP
What...? uhh...
GRACE
(happy but tense sigh)
GRACE
Tom,
GRACE
you and I are getting along so well tonight...
TOM
They're very confusing, yes.
GRACE
Y -- yeah, stay there for a sec.
GRACE
Ugh, I'm getting so tired of looking at this god awful couch.
GRACE
Maybe if I replaced it with... um...
TRIP
Do you... do you remember, Grace...
GRACE
What.
TRIP
How I proposed to you.
GRACE
Oh, God, Trip --
TRIP
Here, Tom, I'll show you.
TRIP
It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college --
GRACE
Trip, what are you doing?!
TRIP
I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and --
TOM
They keep talking about stuff
GRACE
Stop it, Trip!
TRIP
I pulled out a diamond ring --
GRACE
Trip!
TRIP
And I said, Grace, will you marry me?
TOM
Trip is blathering about marriage.
TRIP
Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?!
TRIP
Tom, yes? Very romantic?
TOM
Hang on sir. No Trip, it's lame.
GRACE
Thank you!
TRIP
What? I --
GRACE
See, Trip, not everyone thinks being proposed to like that is so romantic.
GRACE
I don't know where you get your ideas.
TRIP
Tom,
TOM
Yes Director, good-bye.
(TOM puts down the phone.)
TRIP
Grace, come on, what could be more romantic than that?
GRACE
Tom, I'm sorry, you didn't need to see that --
TRIP
Grace!
GRACE
Trip, you're being a real bore tonight, let's just forget about it, okay?
TRIP
(big frustrated sigh)
GRACE
(clears throat)
TOM
Settle down you two you'll be fixed
TRIP
Tom, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...
GRACE
(impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our friend would prefer --
TRIP
Grace, just because you don't like it, doesn't mean our friend won't...
TOM
Ok, iniate Photo Test.
GRACE
Oh but I liked what you said about my decorating... Besides, I'm redoing it all this week, so...
TRIP
Tom, come on, just take a look at this picture!
GRACE
(short petulant sigh)
TOM
I am.
GRACE
Tom, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
TRIP
Grace...!!!
TOM
You have very unresponsive AI.
TRIP
You...
TRIP
You think I'm...
TRIP
not... loving...
TOM
I think you're broken.
TRIP
Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...
TOM
No...I'm not.
GRACE
Ha, yeah, ha ha...
TRIP
Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh...
TRIP
Well, wait, wait. I was trying to say... (clears throat) -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Now, now, Tom, in one word, what does this picture make you think of?
TOM
Nervous Laughter script?
TRIP
Just -- just -- just try to think of one word...
GRACE
How about suffocating.
TRIP
Christ! I take her to Italy to see the art she supposedly likes, and she calls me suffocating.
TRIP
Romance! It says... romance...!
TOM
No it says "Faulty AI"
GRACE
(little sigh) Tom, -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Oh, God, please, no more talk about Italy tonight... (frustrated sigh)
GRACE
And I missed my friend's art show.
TOM
Italy is not about romance.
TRIP
Okay, that's cool, everyone is entitled to their opinions, it's a free country. (frustrated sigh)
TOM
Good.
GRACE
Ahh, I'm going to go crazy!
TRIP
Ahh, this is bullshit!
TOM
Trip, you still haven't served drink
TRIP
Goddamn romantic... wedding proposal... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Tom, -- (interrupted)
TOM
TRIP.
GRACE
What, what are you saying?
TRIP
I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try!
TOM
ACTIVATE DRINK AI SCRIPT.
GRACE
Okay, I hear you, I hear you...
GRACE
(impatient sigh) Tom, I...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Uh huh, you... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
I can guess what you're about to say...
TRIP
All your goddamn over analytical explanations...! -- (interrupted)
TOM
Note: Unresponsive AI.
TRIP
What? I -- w - what are you saying to me, what?
GRACE
God, what was it you said? Trip... doesn't love...
GRACE
You keep trying to make our lives so shallow and fake! I don't want to live a fake life, Trip!
TRIP
Oh, Jesus...!
TOM
Conduct prop AI.
(TOM picks up a trinket 1.)
TRIP
Goddamn, what did you say? I'm not... loving...
TRIP
What is everybody hinting at? That I'm a bad person? That I don't love my wife? What?
GRACE
Oh, yeah, yeah, right!
TOM
Trip, what is this object?
TRIP
Okay, you know what, Tom,
TRIP
I'm going to ask you something.
GRACE
Trip --
TOM
No.
TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.
TRIP
Tom, yes or no...
TRIP
It's okay for a married... person, to talk and be friendly with someone of the opposite sex, right?
(TOM puts down a trinket 1.)
GRACE
What?
TRIP
I mean, come on, if you're married, a little bit of harmless flirting and joking around is allowed, am I right?
TOM
To an extent.
TRIP
Yes or no. -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Look, don't bother answering, I don't need to hear it!
TRIP
Uhh, Grace, I love you, you're my wife, I love you, and you... are accusing me of... I don't know what, what are you accusing me of? I love you, don't you know that?!
GRACE
Oh, I can't believe...!
TOM
This is a simple inspection.
GRACE
Uhh! Yeah, good, go away!
GRACE
I don't want to look at you!
GRACE
Goddammit!
TOM
You've blown this out of proportion
GRACE
What are you saying? What?
TRIP
What? Are you talking about me in there?
GRACE
I'm not talking to you!
TOM
TRIP, BE QUIET.
GRACE
Tom, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster...
GRACE
uhh...
TOM
Yes, your AI is disastrous.
GRACE
Tom, in -- in what you said before, about flirting... I think that shows us something about Trip.
TRIP
Oh, we're talking about me, are we?
GRACE
What?
TOM
You're fighting AI is good, though.
TRIP
Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Ah!
GRACE
Tom, you're saying I'm... angry?
GRACE
You know Trip, it's so annoying when you 'reminisce' about 'the early days'... -- (interrupted)
TOM
Indeed!
GRACE
Yes?
TRIP
Grace, I know you're angry, but come on, don't... (frustrated sigh)
TOM
You're emotions are good.
TRIP
Tom, what is it, is there something about me?
TOM
Just your response AI is off.
GRACE
No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship.
TRIP
No, Tom, I -- I know, deep down, Gr -- Grace and I...
TRIP
Grace... -- (interrupted)
TOM
Relationships are not my field.
GRACE
Look, if we're going to talk about marriage, all I can say is, it doesn't turn out the way you expect it to.
GRACE
I'm not saying marriage is a bad idea or something, I'm just... saying I think it's hard to predict what it will actually be like...
TRIP
Grace, no...
TOM
Perhaps I should attempt a reboot
TRIP
No, no, look, marriage is -- uhh... is this great thing that everybody does, to be happy! It can turn out just fine!
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TOM
Trip, open your AI interface please
TRIP
No don't criticize me anymore, it's just going to turn this even more ugly!
TOM
Open your interface at once.
GRACE
Let's keep talking about Trip.
TRIP
Tom, you think this is all my fault, don't you?
TRIP
You're saying I -- I caused all this? I, I what, what -- what screwed up somewhere along the line?
TOM
No, you're just out of date.
TRIP
No?
TRIP
Oh, well thank God you disagree, that helps! (frustrated sigh) I didn't screw anything up...
TOM
Oh for Christ's sake...
TRIP
Goddammit...
GRACE
Let's keep talking about Trip.
GRACE
Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,
TOM
Alright...Initiate Protocol KL-001.
GRACE
you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!
TRIP
What?
GRACE
If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now. -- (interrupted)
TOM
Damn...they ignored it.
TRIP
That's bullshit.
GRACE
Uhh...
(TOM sits on the couch.)
GRACE
No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship.
GRACE
I get so upset when I think about it... God, I regret it so much... -- (interrupted)
TOM
Couches work properly...good.
(TOM gets up from the couch.)
TRIP
Look around here. We're doing well, really well.
GRACE
God, Trip, I can't believe even now you're still... -- (interrupted)
TOM
No you're not.
TRIP
No?
GRACE
Tom, thank you, that helps him.
TRIP
Well, I -- I mean, this place, it... it -- it's everyone's dream, right?
(TOM picks up the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")
GRACE
Let's keep our focus on Trip.
TRIP
Tom, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied.
GRACE
Trip, ... ugh ... I'm so sick of this.
TOM
Will this AI get better?
(TOM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later")
TOM
Ha.
TRIP
Yes?
GRACE
Oh, I get it, okay, okay, the path to true happiness is buying a bunch of fancy crap. -- (interrupted)
(TOM puts down the advice ball.)
TRIP
Why?
GRACE
Oh God... Tom, I'm going to cry... this is just...
TOM
Crying is in your AI script. Go on.
GRACE
No, don't... give me a second here... uhh...
TOM
Please cry for me.
GRACE
Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship.
GRACE
I think... I think... Trip and I are drifting... I'm afraid we're becoming... disconnected...
TOM
Your AI will become disconnected.
TRIP
Grace! What are you saying?
TRIP
You think I'm not good enough...!
GRACE
It's -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Look, at this point, criticizing me is just going to make it really really bad!
TOM
I'm sorry.
GRACE
Look, why don't we talk about us, our relationship.
GRACE
Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...
GRACE
I never said that! I'm saying there's more to you than all this...
TOM
Alright, conduct relationship test.
TOM
This is terrible.
TRIP
Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us.
GRACE
Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!
TRIP
What, I'm not allowed to be angry?
GRACE
You tell me what to do, you don't listen.
TRIP
Tom, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her!
TOM
The AI Board is going to love this.
TRIP
No?
GRACE
Ah, you disagree, see, that really helps us... See, Trip, you've always been this way, from the moment you proposed to me...
TRIP
Uhh...
TOM
I didn't actually answer...
TRIP
Okay, that's it, no more of this bullshit!!
TRIP
Tom, I know what you're hinting at, okay?!
TRIP
about us...
TOM
Oh yah?
TRIP
about our marriage...
TRIP
No, Tom, hold on, hold on, let me speak!
TOM
No..
TOM
No..
TRIP
Do you really want the truth? Huh?
TOM
Yes please.
TRIP
Grace?
GRACE
Yes...!
TRIP
See, Tom, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight.
TRIP
You've been pushing me tonight.
TOM
I have, yes.
TRIP
And I wonder, are you really my friend or not.
TOM
I'm just your AI Inspector.
GRACE
Trip!
TRIP
Tom, Quit interrupting me, let me finish!
TRIP
Tom, I ask you this -- yes or no...
TRIP
Do you really think that...
TRIP
criticizing Grace...
TRIP
criticizing me...
TRIP
saying that Grace is angry...
TRIP
that all that is supposed to help us realize something about us?
TRIP
Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or...
TRIP
Is it? I just want a yes or no.
TOM
Yes, you have to realize you're bad
TRIP
No, Tom, just give me a yes or no.
TOM
YES, you are out of date!
TRIP
Okay.
TRIP
Grace...
TRIP
uhh...
TRIP
I forced you to marry me, didn't I.
TRIP
When I proposed to you, in front of your parents, on Christmas Eve, and...
TOM
Which was cowardly.
TRIP
I knew you wouldn't be capable of saying no.
GRACE
You manipulated me.
TOM
Typical.
GRACE
And I never did anything about it.
TRIP
Yes.
GRACE
And here we are.
TOM
With your broken AI.
TRIP
uhh...
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
Oh my God...!
TRIP
Tom, I --
GRACE
I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip.
TRIP
What?!
GRACE
Trip...
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
In college... I was in love with someone else.
TRIP
What?!
TOM
Oh shit.
GRACE
An art major, named Vince.
TRIP
An art major named Vince --
GRACE
And...
GRACE
And I slept with him.
TRIP
Y -- y -- you what?
GRACE
The night before you proposed to me.
GRACE
I jinxed our marriage, Trip.
TOM
Her CheatingAI.script is activated!
GRACE
I jinxed it. I'm sorry.
GRACE
This is all my fault.
TRIP
Uhh... huhh... ho... wow... uhh...
TOM
Did I do this?
TRIP
Uhh... I'm glad you finally told me.
TRIP
Jesus...!
TRIP
Okay, Tom, Grace, I have one more thing to say...
GRACE
Again?!
TOM
Go on.
TRIP
Grace...
TRIP
uhh...
TRIP
I've been having an affair.
GRACE
Oh my God.
TRIP
It's over now, though.
TOM
Oh wow...
GRACE
But how could you --
TRIP
(big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona.
GRACE
Maria.
TRIP
I was lonely, Grace.
TRIP
But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it.
TOM
Regret Scipt is functional...good.
TRIP
uhh...
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
Oh my God...!
GRACE
This changes everything...
TRIP
Yeah.
TOM
It does.
TRIP
You feel like you ruined everything from the start...
TOM
Not...
GRACE
You finally admitted it -- you felt very alone... and you had an affair...
TRIP
I manipulated you into marrying me...
TOM
Oh dear...this is bad AI.
GRACE
No, I -- I let it happen...
GRACE
Tom, we...
TRIP
Tom, I --
TOM
They're so unresponive.
TRIP
Look, uh, we need to talk...
GRACE
Yeah.
TRIP
And no, Tom, please...
TRIP
Tom, Thanks for coming over, you... I think you helped us.
TOM
My job isn't done yet.
(Trip opens the front door.)
TOM
Not until I fix your AI.
TRIP
And no, Tom, no more of that...
TOM
Very well, you got the picture.
GRACE
Bye. Thanks.
TOM
I'm taking your Wine as payment.
[/code]
I was being a complete dick to trip and i won
the moral of the story?
Trip is just terrible
Hello, my name is Ted...
[quote]
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Mon May 21 04 57 24 2012
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! -- (interrupted)
[b](Ted knocks on the front door.)
(Ted knocks on the front door.)[/b]
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
GRACE
Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Ted!!
TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you! It's been a while how's it going?
[b]TED
YES... YES...[/b]
TRIP
Great!
TRIP
Ha ha ha!
TRIP
Wow, it's really -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Ted,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? God it's been a while!
[b]TED
GRACE![/b]
TRIP
Hey, that's -- (interrupted)
[b]TED
YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO RAPE[/b]
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
So, come in, make yourself at home...
TRIP
I'm just going to go close the door.
(Trip closes the front door.)
[b](TED sits on the couch.)[/b]
GRACE
Uh... well... (clears throat)
TRIP
Heh heh, Ted, seeing you brings back good memories, you know?
GRACE
Yes...
[b]TED
I WOULDN'T KNOW.[/b]
TRIP
Oh, well, uh, I've -- I've missed you.
TRIP
Hey, I just realized something.
GRACE
What...
TRIP
We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night!
GRACE
What do you mean?
TRIP
Ted, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP
Senior year of college!
GRACE
Oh... god...
TRIP
Remember that?
[b]TED
I REMEMBER KILLING A GIRL[/b]
TRIP
Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace.
[b]TED
DON'T REMEMBER THE DATE PART
(TED gets up from the couch.)[/b]
TRIP
No, no, no it's, uh -- it's good to see you again. -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Ted, let me get you a drink.
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up.
[b]TED
I WILL GET IT[/b]
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec! -- (interrupted)
[b](TED picks up the phone.)[/b]
PHONE
Grace? Hello?
GRACE
Ted, no! Please don't do that.
[b]TED
HELLO?[/b]
PHONE
Who is this? Grace is that you?
[b]TED
YES, THIS IS CANADA.[/b]
GRACE
Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.
PHONE
I don't recognize your voice...
TRIP
Oh!
[b]TED
FUCK YOU[/b]
PHONE
Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **
GRACE
Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
[b]TED
HE HUNG UP. BITCH.
(TED puts down the phone.)[/b]
GRACE
Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh.
TRIP
(nervous coughing)
GRACE
uh...
TRIP
what...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
that's, uh...
[b]TED
SO, ABOUT THAT DRINK...[/b]
TRIP
ha ha, heh...
GRACE
ha ha...
TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!
GRACE
ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh, Ted,
GRACE
heh heh heh...
TRIP
heh heh, you had me going there for a sec...
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh...
[b]TED
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN DRINK FUCKER[/b]
TRIP
put us on the spot...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
[b]TED
DON'T FUCKING CALL ME CRAZY[/b]
TRIP
(big sigh)
[b]TED
I WILL EAT YOUR LIMBS[/b]
TRIP
Anyway... what were we talking about, heh?
TRIP
So! Drinks!
TRIP
What would you like?
[b]TED
WHISKEY. NOW.[/b]
TRIP
How about a martini?
TRIP
Ooh, great, why didn't I think of that?
GRACE
No no,
GRACE
Ted, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP
Oh come on...
[b]TED
WHISKEY, YOU CUNT.[/b]
TRIP
Oh yeah, that's even better!
TRIP
Okay! Good! I'll just whip up these bad boys real quick!
GRACE
(little sigh) Sometimes I'm afraid Trip -- (interrupted)
TRIP
(quiet humming) -- (interrupted)
[b](TED kisses grace.)
TED
MMMHMMMM. DAT'S NICE[/b]
TRIP
we...
GRACE
His...
[b]TED
TASTES REAL GOOD.[/b]
TRIP
we...
TRIP
Why...
[b]TED
SO INNOCENT AND SWEET[/b]
GRACE
He just...
GRACE
What we really need to do... um...
GRACE
We need to check th -- that the, uh -- uh...
[b](TED points to the Italy picture.)[/b]
TRIP
Right, yeah...
GRACE
that air pressure thing under the sink, heh...
[b]TED
NICE PICTURE
(TED points to the Italy picture.)[/b]
TRIP
it needs to be aired out again...
GRACE
Oh, right! Right! Yeah...
GRACE
(long release sigh)
GRACE
yeah...
GRACE
Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, -- (interrupted)
[b](TED picks up a trinket 1.)[/b]
GRACE
Ugh...
GRACE
So, about my decorating... -- (interrupted)
[b]TED
I SWEAR TO FUCK
TED
THIS LOOKS LIKE A DILDO[/b]
TRIP
Well hold on, hold on, take a closer look, give it a chance to soak in a little. -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Ted, you're acting all fidgety. Are you alright?
[b](TED puts down a trinket 1.)
TED
WHY I'M FINE.[/b]
GRACE
(frustrated sigh) So I've been collecting all these sculptures...
[b]TED
JUST A LITTLE MURDEROUS[/b]
GRACE
but now whenever -- (interrupted)
[b]TED
THAT'S ALL[/b]
GRACE
Uh, well, these sculptures are just awful, aren't they?
TRIP
(clears throat)
[b]TED
I'VE SEEN WORSE.[/b]
GRACE
Oh, how nice, I've been waiting so long for someone to say that!
TRIP
Wait, what?
[b]TED
YEAH. THE FUCK?[/b]
GRACE
Trip, our friend has just been refreshingly honest about my decorating, which I really appreciate.
TRIP
Huh... okay, good, that's -- that's good...
GRACE
Trip, if you can't see it, don't worry about it, you've never had an eye for these things.
TRIP
I -- uhh.
GRACE
(big sigh)
GRACE
Oh God, Ted, I hope you didn't come here tonight to be entertained...
TRIP
What?
[b]TED
I CAME HERE TO KILL A WOMAN[/b]
GRACE
Trip, -- (interrupted)
TRIP
What...?
TRIP
Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that...
GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- -- (interrupted)
[b]TED
IT'S WHAT I DO NOW.[/b]
TRIP
Disagreeing?! We're -- (interrupted)
[b]TED
I KILL PEOPLE AS A HOBBY[/b]
TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, no no no -- we're not disagreeing.
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
[b]TED
THEN I RAPE THE BODIES[/b]
TRIP
You know what, Ted, that's it, you need to leave.
[b]TED
YOU NEED TO SHUT UP AND DIE[/b]
TRIP
Ted, we're through messing around, you've got to go.
[b]TED
I WILL KILL YOU[/b]
TRIP
We can -- (interrupted)
TRIP
There's
TRIP
I'm sorry, but, uhh, I don't know what the deal is with you tonight.
[b]TED
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS[/b]
(Trip opens the front door.)
[b]TED
MOTHERFUCKER[/b]
TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
[b]TED
I AM NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH
TED
YOU'RE BOTH DEAD. HEAR ME? DEAD[/b][/quote]
...Bundy.
[QUOTE=]
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Mon May 21 16 17 39 2012
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Elizabeth!!
TRIP
Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
ELIZABETH
Sup!
TRIP
Uh...
ELIZABETH
Hi
TRIP
W -- well, heh, come in!
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Elizabeth,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
ELIZABETH
Im good!
GRACE
Aw, ha ha ha!
GRACE
And, I've got to say, you look really good!
GRACE
So come on in, make yourself at home!
ELIZABETH
Thanks, you too!
TRIP
I'm just going to go close the door.
(Trip closes the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, Elizabeth, take a look at this photo I just put up from our trip to Italy a couple of weeks ago...
GRACE
(little sigh)
GRACE
Elizabeth, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
TRIP
No, hold on. Now, Elizabeth, what does this picture make you think of?
GRACE
Oh, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like -- (interrupted)
ELIZABETH
Romance
TRIP
Right! Love! Romance!
GRACE
(little sigh)
TRIP
Well, I'm not going to bore you with the details...
GRACE
You could say that.
GRACE
Huh, you two really are getting along well tonight, heh...
(ELIZABETH picks up a trinket 4.)
GRACE
So, Elizabeth, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
(ELIZABETH puts down a trinket 4.)
TRIP
Grace, oh, no, we don't need to do that.
ELIZABETH
Too dull, not enough brightness
TRIP
Ah, yes, Elizabeth, I knew you'd like it. See, Grace?
ELIZABETH
I don't like it.
TRIP
Well hold on, hold on, take a closer look, give it a chance to soak in a little.
ELIZABETH
It looks somewhat boring.
TRIP
Well, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate... and re-decorate...
GRACE
Ha ha, uhh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out.
GRACE
So, about my decorating...
GRACE
Uhh, when I saw this armoire in the store, it seemed to have such a clean, simple look to it...
TRIP
Yeah it looks good next to the bar.
GRACE
but looking at it here in the apartment, it just looks like a... (little sigh) monstrosity!
TRIP
Oh, Grace...
ELIZABETH
I kind of like it.
GRACE
Uhh!
TRIP
See, Grace, as always, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating.
GRACE
Uhh... right, I know, I'll never be satisfied with it, I shouldn't get so obsessed about it, it's just 'not worth it'.
GRACE
Where's my drink?
ELIZABETH
Now, how about some drinks?
TRIP
(little sigh)
TRIP
Ah, Elizabeth, you probably didn't come here to hear this, heh...
GRACE
What?
GRACE
Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend --
TRIP
We're NOT disagreeing.
TRIP
We're not disagreeing.
TRIP
You know what? It's about time...
TRIP
I fix us some drinks!
GRACE
Pssh... I knew that was coming, heh.
TRIP
When it comes to drinking, I -- I generally avoid temptation heh unless I can't resist it. -- (interrupted)
ELIZABETH
Thank you Trip.
TRIP
Y -- yeah, uh, we need drinks!
TRIP
This is great... For us I'm going to open an amazing, I mean, exquisite Bordeaux.
TRIP
Top of the line, very rare, very difficult to acquire --
GRACE
God Trip, you're just like my dad with the whole wine snob thing.
TRIP
I'll take that as a compliment. Elizabeth, what do you say?
ELIZABETH
Sure
TRIP
Perfect! Ooh, you're going to love this.
GRACE
No no,
GRACE
Elizabeth, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP
Oh come on...
ELIZABETH
No thanks Grace.
TRIP
Yeah, no, we need to open this wine! Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time, this is the perfect opportunity --
GRACE
That's not our anniversary wine is it?
GRACE
That's not the Bordeaux we saved from our wedding, that we were going to drink on our tenth wedding anniversary, RIGHT?!
TRIP
Whoops.
TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!
GRACE
Ahh, no, I'm the one going insane!
GRACE
Our anniversary wine!
GRACE
Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show! I don't know what you really feel!
(ELIZABETH points to the wedding photo.)
(ELIZABETH points to the wedding photo.)
TRIP
(little impatient sigh) Elizabeth, I...
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
So... damn... critical...
GRACE
Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! -- (interrupted)
ELIZABETH
How about some water then?
TRIP
Elizabeth, no, I'm not fixing you a drink right now!
GRACE
Alright, you know what, Elizabeth,
ELIZABETH
Okay.
GRACE
I need to ask you something.
TRIP
Grace --
GRACE
Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
ELIZABETH
Yes?
GRACE
Elizabeth, yes or no...
GRACE
In a marriage, shouldn't one person try to make their spouse a better person, even if they don't want it?
ELIZABETH
Yes.
ELIZABETH
Yes.
TRIP
What...?!
TRIP
Oh, okay... sure...
TRIP
Uhh, Grace, you think I'm some kind of shallow person, obsessed with money, that I don't love you! You think our marriage is all just a sham!
GRACE
Oh, I can't believe...!
GRACE
Uhh! Yeah, good, go away!
GRACE
I can't take you anymore!
GRACE
Dammit, Trip!
GRACE
uhh!
(ELIZABETH uses the answering machine.)
ANSWERING MACHINE
No new messages
GRACE
Elizabeth, we're not normally like this, I don't know what's going on...
ELIZABETH
It's okay grace.
GRACE
uhh... -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Oh... Elizabeth, I -- I...
TRIP
What? Are you talking about me in there?
GRACE
What do you care?
TRIP
Elizabeth, (annoyed sigh) Grace is just so...
GRACE
Oh, so we're talking about me, are we?
TRIP
What?
TRIP
Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, and even though you redecorate the apartment all the time, the truth is... you're not an artist.
GRACE
Uhh...!
(ELIZABETH points to the wedding gown sketch 4.)
TRIP
I'm sorry, you're not.
(ELIZABETH points to the wedding gown sketch 4.)
(ELIZABETH points to the wedding gown sketch.)
GRACE
Elizabeth, uhh...
(ELIZABETH picks up the red wine bottle.)
TRIP
Elizabeth, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment!
(ELIZABETH puts down the red wine bottle.)
(ELIZABETH picks up the white wine bottle.)
TRIP
Uhh...
TRIP
No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just one.
TRIP
You know what makes me so angry?
GRACE
What?
(ELIZABETH puts down the white wine bottle.)
TRIP
How you've so conveniently forgotten how much you used to actually hate painting!
GRACE
Elizabeth, I -- I -- uhh...!
GRACE
God, Elizabeth, can we just stop talking about Trip's stuff, please? (frustrated sigh)
(ELIZABETH knocks on the front door.)
(ELIZABETH opens the front door.)
TRIP
Let's talk some more about us both.
GRACE
Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!
(ELIZABETH knocks on the front door.)
(ELIZABETH closes the front door.)
TRIP
What, I'm not allowed to be angry?
GRACE
You tell me what to do, you don't listen.
TRIP
Elizabeth, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her!
(ELIZABETH uses the answering machine.)
ANSWERING MACHINE
No new messages
ELIZABETH
Eh.
TRIP
See, I'm the one trying to reach out to you, Grace...
GRACE
Uhh...
GRACE
Elizabeth, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --
TRIP
Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --
GRACE
Admits that our marriage is not --
TRIP
Stop it, stop it! (annoyed sigh)
GRACE
Uhh...! God...!
TRIP
Okay, no, I want to focus on Grace.
GRACE
You know, Trip, whenever I really try to talk honestly about things, you...
GRACE
you don't want to hear it!
TRIP
What?
GRACE
Elizabeth, I think I'm the only one who is trying to be the most honest here. -- (interrupted)
(ELIZABETH picks up a trinket 1.)
GRACE
All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip?
(ELIZABETH puts down a trinket 1.)
TRIP
Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off?
TRIP
Elizabeth, where are you? Don't run off, you need to help us deal with this!
TRIP
Let's talk some more about Grace.
GRACE
Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these -- (interrupted)
ELIZABETH
SO IM A MARRIAGE COUNSILER?
GRACE
Look, if we're going to talk about marriage, all I can say is, it doesn't turn out the way you expect it to.
TRIP
Grace...
GRACE
I'm not saying marriage is a bad idea or something, I'm just...
GRACE
saying I think it's hard to predict what it will actually be like...
TRIP
Grace, no...
(ELIZABETH sits on the couch.)
ELIZABETH
Sit and lets talk this out.
TRIP
Aha!
GRACE
Elizabeth, you're saying I'm... not communicative? No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things... -- (interrupted)
ELIZABETH
You both are arguing
TRIP
Aha!
GRACE
Elizabeth, you're saying I'm... angry?
GRACE
You know Trip, it's so annoying when you 'reminisce' about 'the early days'... -- (interrupted)
ELIZABETH
YOU BOTH NEED TO SIT
TRIP
Grace, I know you're angry, but come on, don't... (frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Elizabeth, if there's something about me, just tell me what it is!
ELIZABETH
You are too demanding.
TRIP
No we need -- we need to talk about us both, not just -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Ah!
TRIP
Elizabeth, you're saying I'm... controlling?
TRIP
What? No... See, what I've tried to do, Elizabeth, is help Grace somehow get over her art problem.
GRACE
My problem? You have the problem!
TRIP
What? Oh, Jesus... -- (interrupted)
ELIZABETH
You both have problems
GRACE
Aha!
TRIP
What? Elizabeth, you're saying I'm to blame?
TRIP
What?
GRACE
Why did I marry you? I knew you hated art, hated anything creative...
TRIP
I don't hate -- it's not like... I... I -- uhh...
ELIZABETH
Us 3 need to talk about our proble
TRIP
I, I... I -- I don't know what to say.
GRACE
Uhh...
TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
GRACE
Elizabeth, you -- you blame me for all this, don't you?
TRIP
See, Grace, you're the one turning this into such a big issue. -- (interrupted)
ELIZABETH
You both make a sweet couple.
GRACE
Ah!
TRIP
Elizabeth, you're -- you're saying I'm... I'm a loving person.
TRIP
Grace, you know I've never wanted anyone but you...
GRACE
Well... uhh... this is the first time you've actually come out and said that, Trip. -- (interrupted)
ELIZABETH
You both used to be.
TRIP
Elizabeth, what is it, is there something about me?
ELIZABETH
Back in college you two were nice.
TRIP
Uhh, Elizabeth, we already talked about that, am I wrong?
ELIZABETH
Now you two are fighting over art.
GRACE
Ah!
TRIP
Elizabeth, you're saying I'm... angry?
TRIP
It's so annoying... you know lately I've been really trying to spend more time together...
TRIP
Elizabeth, she makes it so difficult...
ELIZABETH
And grace should like that.
TRIP
Yes?
GRACE
Trip, that's not going to solve anything...
TRIP
Uhh...
ELIZABETH
Grace.
TRIP
Okay, I'm sick of this bullshit!!
TRIP
Elizabeth, I know what you're hinting at...
ELIZABETH
maybe you should agree with trip
TRIP
about me...
TRIP
about our marriage...
TRIP
Do you two want the truth? Huh?
TRIP
Elizabeth, are you ready to hear it?
ELIZABETH
It seems like there is an affair.
TRIP
No, Elizabeth, just, yes or no, do you want to hear the truth?
ELIZABETH
Yes.
TRIP
Grace, huh?
GRACE
Yes...!
TRIP
Elizabeth, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying.
TRIP
You've been pushing me tonight.
TRIP
And I wonder, are you really my friend or not.
GRACE
Trip!
TRIP
Elizabeth, I ask you this -- yes or no...
ELIZABETH
I used to be friends with you both.
TRIP
Do you really think that...
TRIP
criticizing Grace...
TRIP
praising Grace...
TRIP
telling me I'm controlling...
TRIP
saying that Grace is angry...
TRIP
telling me I'm angry...
TRIP
and worst of all,
TRIP
saying I need to be more loving...
TRIP
but especially what you said about trying to change the other person...
TRIP
that it's all supposed to make me realize something about myself?
TRIP
Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or...
ELIZABETH
HOLY SHIT
TRIP
No? Huh, well, I thought it did add up to something, actually.
TRIP
Grace...
ELIZABETH
YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST HUG!
TRIP
uhh...
TRIP
I've been having an affair.
GRACE
Oh my God.
ELIZABETH
I KNEW IT!
TRIP
It's over now, though.
GRACE
But how could you --
TRIP
(big sigh) with the client, in, uh, Barcelona.
GRACE
Maria.
TRIP
I was lonely, Grace.
ELIZABETH
Trip.
TRIP
But, but, I -- I regret it, I really, really regret it.
TRIP
uhh...
GRACE
uhh...
ELIZABETH
If you regret it you wouldn't do it.
GRACE
Oh my God...!
TRIP
Elizabeth, I --
GRACE
I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip.
TRIP
What?!
GRACE
Trip...
GRACE
uhh...
GRACE
In college... I was in love with someone else.
TRIP
What?!
GRACE
An art major, named Vince.
TRIP
An art major named Vince --
GRACE
And...
GRACE
And I slept with him.
TRIP
Y -- y -- you what?
GRACE
The night before you proposed to me.
GRACE
I jinxed our marriage, Trip.
GRACE
I jinxed it. I'm sorry.
GRACE
This is all my fault.
TRIP
Uhh... huhh... ho... wow... uhh...
TRIP
Uhh... I'm glad you finally told me.
TRIP
Jesus...!
TRIP
Elizabeth, I, uhh...
TRIP
This changes everything...
GRACE
Yes, it does change everything.
GRACE
I think it's over.
ELIZABETH
Grace don't leave.
TRIP
Grace, w -- what --
GRACE
No!!
ELIZABETH
Its not over
GRACE
It's over, Trip, don't you see that?
TRIP
Wha... y -- you just told me --
ELIZABETH
You two can fix it.
GRACE
I just told you something about me I should have said a long time ago:
GRACE
I ruined everything from the start.
ELIZABETH
You both can stay together.
GRACE
And no, Elizabeth, please...
TRIP
Yes, and -- and like I said...
TRIP
I cheated on you. I betrayed you.
TRIP
Grace, no, I... we...
ELIZABETH
Don't leave either of you.
GRACE
See, Trip, this is about me, as a person... and about you as a person... but it's --
(ELIZABETH gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
not about us, about our marriage. I see that now...
TRIP
Us...? uh... Our marriage...? Wha... hey, no, wait!
GRACE
And no, Elizabeth, no more!
ELIZABETH
WAIT GRACE
GRACE
Elizabeth, I'm sorry. Thank you, though, you really helped me.
TRIP
Grace!
ELIZABETH
You stay.
(Grace opens the front door.)
TRIP
Grace!!
(Grace closes the front door.)
[/QUOTE]
Serious runthrough.
[QUOTE]
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Mon May 21 23 48 37 2012
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --
TRIP
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
GRACE
Fine, Trip... fine...
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Adam!!
TRIP
Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing, man?
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
(Adam picks up the advice ball.)
GRACE
Adam,
(The advice ball reads, "Yes")
ADAM
YES
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Aw, ha ha ha!
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
GRACE
And I have to say, you look great.
(The advice ball reads, "Who Knows")
GRACE
Make yourself at home, come on in!
ADAM
WHO KNOW
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
Whoops, I need to go close the door. -- (interrupted)
(The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later")
TRIP
Oh that -- that's just a little joke advice giver toy thing that I like to consult now and then... -- (interrupted)
ADAM
MAYBE LATER
(Trip closes the front door.)
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Yes")
TRIP
uh...
ADAM
YES
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Why Not")
ADAM
WHY NOT
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "It's Definite")
ADAM
IT'S DEFINITE
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "No")
ADAM
NO
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Never")
ADAM
NEVER
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It")
ADAM
I DOUBT IT
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Could Be")
ADAM
COULD BE
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Who Knows")
ADAM
WHO KNOWS
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Never")
ADAM
NEVER
(ADAM shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Who Knows")
ADAM
WHO KNOWS
(ADAM puts down the advice ball.)
GRACE
Uh...
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
GRACE
Uh...
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
TRIP
(nervous coughing)
GRACE
uh...
(ADAM comforts grace.)
TRIP
well... -- (interrupted)
(ADAM kisses grace.)
TRIP
uh... uh, heh heh...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
wow, that was, um...
TRIP
you, uh...
GRACE
wha...
ADAM
ADAM YOU NEED TO LEAVE
TRIP
ha ha, heh...
GRACE
ha ha...
TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!
ADAM
ADAM LEAVE
TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh, Adam, -- (interrupted)
ADAM
NEED TO ADAM LEAVE
TRIP
Adam, are you -- are you leaving the room?
TRIP
(little sigh) Anyway... I can't remember what we were talking about...
ADAM
NEED ADAM ROOM YOU LEAVE
ADAM
YES
GRACE
Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
YES
GRACE
Uh, yeah, well -- I want to ask you...
ADAM
YES
ADAM
ES
TRIP
um...
ADAM
DASFDSAFSA
GRACE
So, -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Oh, well...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted)
ADAM
R
TRIP
Ah, yes, Adam, I knew you'd like it. See, Grace? -- (interrupted)
ADAM
YYE
GRACE
Uh, well, this room is a complete mess, isn't it?
ADAM
'''''''
ADAM
234523542353425234
GRACE
uh...
TRIP
See, Grace, everybody always loves your decorating! It's beautiful.
ADAM
I AM YOUR NEW GOD
TRIP
Adam, yeah, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine! -- (interrupted)
ADAM
BOW BEFORE ME
ADAM
I AM VON THORNE
ADAM
GOD OF VOLCANOES
ADAM
DFBAFBVADFBAFBAFBAD
(ADAM kisses grace.)
(ADAM kisses grace.)
(ADAM kisses grace.)
(ADAM kisses grace.)
(ADAM kisses grace.)
(ADAM kisses grace.)
(ADAM kisses grace.)
ADAM
von THORNE
TRIP
You know what, Adam, that's it, you need to leave.
ADAM
FUCK YOU
ADAM
RETARD
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
[/QUOTE]
trip you faggot
reading these scripts really makes me want to get my theatre buddies and do an actual performance of one of these
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;36045289]reading these scripts really makes me want to get my theatre buddies and do an actual performance of one of these[/QUOTE]
Do it, then record it and post it.
I once tried to hide from Trip by walking into the kitchen.
Never again.
Fucker morphed straight through the wall and cupboards and dragged me through half of the apartment before kicking me out into the lobby.
[video=youtube;kiMOXdVFvUc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiMOXdVFvUc[/video]
This thread in a nutshell.
So, they both kind of froze on me for an entire minute. Not sure why, but they suddenly came back for some reason.
[quote]RACE
(little sigh) (clears throat)
(The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing")
(AL shakes the advice ball.)
GRACE
I don't know what to think. I don't know.
(The advice ball reads, "Who Knows")
(AL shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later")
TRIP
You're good at decorating, trust yourself.
(AL shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "No")
AL
trust yourself
(AL shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")
(AL shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It")
(AL shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing")
(AL shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Never")
(AL shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Could Be")
AL
Are you guys there?
AL
Hello
AL
bitch ass shit nigga
AL
whores
AL
ass gobblins and damn
(AL puts down the advice ball.)
Their faces suddenly turned horrified
TRIP
uh... uh, heh heh...
GRACE
uh...!
TRIP
god, I don't, um...
GRACE
uuh...!
AL
Just kidding
TRIP
that's, um...
GRACE
ha ha...
TRIP
ha ha, heh...
GRACE
ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
ha ha ha!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh, Al,
AL
I'm joking
GRACE
heh heh...
TRIP
heh, you had me going there for a sec...
AL
I did haha
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
TRIP
put us on the spot...
AL
Nope
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?
TRIP
ha ha...
TRIP
(big sigh)[/quote]
[quote]GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
(Kha knocks on the front door.)
(Kha knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
Yes, -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE
God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Kha!!
TRIP
Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! How are you doing, man?
KHA
Hi, Trip!
TRIP
Ha ha, hi!
TRIP
Wow, it's really really great to see you.
TRIP
Well come on in!
TRIP
Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing) -- (interrupted)
KHA
I love Melon juice.
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Kha,
KHA
I got a new girlfriend called Maria
GRACE
Hi! How are you? God it's been a while! -- (interrupted)
KHA
I love melons.
TRIP
Okay, Kha, you know what? I think you should leave.
KHA
WHAT?!
(Trip opens the front door.)
KHA
But-But!
TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
KHA
No!
KHA
This is a mistake[/quote]
I wish there was more room to type.
[quote]
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Wed May 23 21 04 21 2012
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
What, Grace... this? -- (interrupted)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
GRACE
God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Adam!!
ADAM
I AM KING SNUGGLES
TRIP
Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Uh... -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Well
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Adam,
ADAM
I CLAIM THIS AS MY HOME
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Uh...
GRACE
Well, come in, make yourself at home...
TRIP
Whoops, I need to go close the door. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
YOU ARE MY SUBJECTS
GRACE
Uh...
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE
Yeah, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
TRIP
Oh, Grace, let's not do that.
ADAM
YOU WILL BE MY QUEEN
GRACE
Oh, um, well... I want to ask you... -- (interrupted)
(ADAM kisses grace.)
TRIP
uh... uh, heh heh...
GRACE
uh...
TRIP
well...
TRIP
well...
GRACE
uuh...
TRIP
ha ha, heh...
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
TRIP
ha ha ha!
GRACE
ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh, Adam,
GRACE
heh heh...
TRIP
you maniac! heh heh... you sex maniac! Ha ha, never afraid to...
ADAM
WE WILL CONQUER THIS LAND
TRIP
push our little buttons...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
(big sigh)
TRIP
Anyway, uh... what were we talking about?
ADAM
MAKE ME DRINK
TRIP
Adam, let me get you a drink.
TRIP
Oh and I've got these fancy new cocktail shakers I'm itching to try out.
TRIP
So, what's your poison?
ADAM
BEER
TRIP
How does a martini sound?
TRIP
Oh, that's no fun...!
GRACE
Trip that's not what he wants.
GRACE
Adam, you'd prefer just a beer, right?
TRIP
uhh...
ADAM
MAKE ME A BEER PLEBIEAN
GRACE
Good, okay!
TRIP
Alright, fine, fine...
TRIP
Some other time -- I have a repertoire of classic drink concoctions that never go out of style.
TRIP
Grace, maybe at least you'll drink with me? I'll make us something real nice, light on the alcohol, what do you say?
ADAM
POUR IT IN A SKULL MUG
GRACE
I don't feel like drinking tonight.
GRACE
I just want -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Well, I, uh -- I know what you want, Grace.
GRACE
Adam, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have.
GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound)
TRIP
Ha ha, yeah...
TRIP
Alright Grace, your drink is ready.
GRACE
Thanks.
TRIP
Hey, I just realized something.
GRACE
What...
TRIP
We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night!
GRACE
It is?
TRIP
Here's your drink.
(ADAM picks up a player's drink.)
TRIP
So, yeah, I just realized!
(ADAM sips his player's drink.)
TRIP
Adam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
(ADAM sips his player's drink.)
(ADAM sips his player's drink.)
(ADAM sips his player's drink.)
(ADAM sips his player's drink.)
(ADAM sips his player's drink.)
TRIP
Senior year of college!
(ADAM sips his player's drink.)
(ADAM sips his player's drink.)
GRACE
Oh... geez...
TRIP
Remember that?
(ADAM puts down a player's drink.)
ADAM
I REMEMBER NOTHING
TRIP
Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace.
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Well... you two are all chummy already... that's, that's good...
GRACE
(big sigh)
GRACE
Oh God, Adam, I hope you didn't come here tonight to be entertained...
TRIP
What?
ADAM
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, n - no no no, wait, uh, w - what's wrong, Grace?
TRIP
Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful...
GRACE
Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend --
TRIP
Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not.
(ADAM sits on the couch.)
TRIP
(frustrated sigh) Sheejus.
(Trip shakes the advice ball.)
TRIP
Sounds good.
TRIP
Heh!
ADAM
THIS COUCH PLEASES THE KING
GRACE
Oh! well... thanks --
TRIP
Oh that's nice Grace, our friend seems happy to see you again after so long.
GRACE
(clears throat)
TRIP
Adam, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...
(Trip sips his Trip's drink.)
GRACE
(impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our friend would prefer --
(ADAM gets up from the couch.)
(Grace sips her Grace's drink.)
TRIP
Grace, just because you don't like it, doesn't mean our friend won't...
TRIP
So, come on, I -- I want you to look at -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Adam, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
TRIP
Grace...!!!
ADAM
IT LOOKS TERRIBLE
TRIP
What?!
GRACE
Trip, Trip, it's alright, our friend is just giving you a bit of a hard time tonight, you're a man, you can take it.
TRIP
(clears throat) We're so ready for a second round of drinks. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
THE KING DEMANDS SACRIFICES
TRIP
Now, now, -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Trip, you see, your fetish for all things European is making our friend very uncomfortable!
TRIP
Goddammit, Grace, this was supposed to be our second honeymoon!
GRACE
What? Adam, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's all.
TRIP
Jesus, I was trying to find a way for us to spend some time together!
GRACE
All those business trips of yours to Europe must have done something to you.
TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!
TRIP
Goddamn italy...
ADAM
THE PEOPLE ARE REVOLTING
TRIP
I try -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Huh? What, what was that?
GRACE
(impatient sigh) Adam, can you believe this?
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
TRIP
Oh, yeah, you...
TRIP
I know what you'll say...
TRIP
With your damn kissing, and flirting, Christ!
GRACE
Goddamn second honeymoon...
GRACE
Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!
TRIP
Oh, come on...!
TRIP
Goddamn manipulation...
TRIP
Grace, I -- I just want to be together, and be happy, can you just see that?
GRACE
Oh, God...!
TRIP
Can't we just do that?
TRIP
Okay, you know what, Adam,
TRIP
I need to ask you something.
GRACE
Trip --
TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.
TRIP
Adam, yes or no...
TRIP
Each person in a marriage is supposed to try really hard to be _in sync_ with the other, right?
ADAM
NO
TRIP
What...?! -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, yeah, that's fine... that's fine...
TRIP
Uhh, Grace, any time I talk about our wedding, or our engagement, you hate it, hate it! How do you think that makes me feel? What am I supposed to think, Grace?
GRACE
Oh, my God...!
GRACE
Uhh! Yeah, good, get out of my sight!
GRACE
I don't want to look at you!
GRACE
Dammit, Trip!
ADAM
THE KING DEMANDS SILENCE
GRACE
What are you saying? What?
TRIP
Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there?
GRACE
What do you care?
GRACE
Adam, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster...
ADAM
WE MUST MAKE HEIRS
GRACE
Adam, (annoyed sigh) Trip can just be so...
(ADAM sits on the couch.)
TRIP
Oh, we're talking about me again, are we?
GRACE
What?
TRIP
Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just --
GRACE
Adam, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it!
ADAM
THE KING DEMANDS CHILDREN
TRIP
No, Grace, we can... I mean, come on, don't make it out to be so bad...
GRACE
Uhh...
TRIP
Adam, explain this to me!
(ADAM gets up from the couch.)
TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
TRIP
It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it?
GRACE
Trip...
TRIP
Like I always have to convince you?
GRACE
Adam, you know, we... uhh...
TRIP
Let's talk some more about us both.
TRIP
You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me...
TRIP
Adam, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the guests!
ADAM
THE KING DEMANDS YOUR HEAD
GRACE
Adam, you -- you blame me for all this, don't you?
TRIP
See, I don't think you really want to be an artist. This is all just something for you to blame me for. -- (interrupted)
ADAM
YOU WILL DIE A NOBLE DEATH
TRIP
Alright, Adam, that's it, you've got to leave.
TRIP
We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know?
ADAM
ET TU, BRUTE?
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
[/quote]
THE KING DEMANDS YOUR HEAD
I was role-playing as a police officer.
Might take awhile until the video is uploaded to youtube.
If it doesn't, then tomorrow, I got lots of time after 3pm.
I decided to check out this game
Trip opened the door and I said HI I SELL MELONS AND MELON ACCESSORIES
heh
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