ha, so i just had an interesting round. I was the chaplain (a nice one mind you, i offered people pie.) and as usual, i went about preaching the usual nice gibber jabber while being a nice guy. anyways, the idiot traitor comes up to the medbay while i'm talking to the doctor and blows the place up, insta-gibbing about 5 people and severely wounding me. so i get out and heal myself as best as possible, then, after grabbing some internals, sneak back into genetics. nothing was in my way to get to the genetics machine, so i made myself a vial of turn-the-idiot-into-a-blind-deaf-jerk serum. i craftily sneak back out, and guess who i see apprehended by the now exploded officer beepski? so i inject him, drag him over to the furnace, and melt him down.
all in a day's work I suppose.
Is Dev down? Can't rejoin. I froze up and decided to close / open again to get going. Sadly, I can't get back in.
It was a fucking monkey swarm gamemode too as well. I became a monkey and they were like "Welcome, brother"
Down for me too.
I think all goon servers are down. Dev isn't doing anything, #4 says connection failed, and #3 is gone.
God fucking damn it. I'd been turned into a monkey, and freaked the hell out, trying to communicate with my human friend to turn me into a human. In the end, I accepted my fate, and bit my friend. He turned into a monkey. Eventually, we had about 7 guys, who were monkeys, and we stormed out of the geneticist office and started rampaging through the medbay.
Some doctor came and stunned two of us, and I was promptly dragged back to the office by my monkey leader, who was fucking awesome. Man, I seriously wish dev didn't go down, was having a hell of a lot of fun.
I spent a while trying to figure out where my mop was
:)
[QUOTE=Ass Man;21032015]Than R.P Masters approaches me. (Aka [url=http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=140362]133753P34K[/url]) and smears me with shit. And proclaims us brothers, Me half playing my character, AKA a sane person surrounded by retards I decide to be disgusted, I say "What. OH FUCK THIS IS SHIT YOU SICK FUCK" or words to that effect and run off, He chases me, This is clearly a sign he is after some robust combat. So I smash his fucking face with my trusty toolbox.
A passing retard dressed in medical gear and combat armour sees me abusing this shit covered demon with my toolbox and decides he likes the look of my quartermaster gear or something, He than proceeds to molest me with a security bat, than RP masters finishes the job with a oxygen tank.
I died, And said in OOC After much planning and care I managed to kill my target, Than R.P masters beats me to death after covering me with shit.
Despite this breach of rules that would have most goonstation 13 admins fondling themselves in anticipation as they banned my ass. a kind spirit anonymously resurrects me, renames me and replaces my ID and teleports me far away from the retard battle. I thank this jesuslike figure of mercy and compassion using the ingame admin talk to button, I get no response so I have no idea who to thank. But I thank them sincerely.[/QUOTE]
You were the one who attacked me, once you were down you were fair game as I was concerned because you started it based on the fact that you for some reason actually get offended when people smear 2d spaceman poo on your 2d spaceman. The one rule you should hold sacred as traitor is [B]don't take unnecessary risks[/B]. You should have just gone to clean your suit (couldn't actually find any more food so that'd have done the trick) instead of attack me for following you around on a 2d spacestation.
[QUOTE=133753P34K;21037847]You were the one who attacked me, once you were down you were fair game as I was concerned because you started it based on the fact that you for some reason actually get offended when people smear 2d spaceman poo on your 2d spaceman. The one rule you should hold sacred as traitor is [B]don't take unnecessary risks[/B]. You should have just gone to clean your suit (couldn't actually find any more food so that'd have done the trick) instead of attack me for following you around on a 2d spacestation.[/QUOTE]
Being completely offtopic, can i have my ban shortened by some way?
i'm not an admin where did you get that idea i was just posting that you shouldn't be bitching for being banned when you do something that you can infer is against the rules if you're over the age of 5
[QUOTE=133753P34K;21038012]i'm not an admin where did you get that idea i was just posting that you shouldn't be bitching for being banned when you do something that you can infer is against the rules if you're over the age of 5[/QUOTE]
You talk like admin :geno:. Oh well, carry on then.
Does anyone know the IRC for the SS13? Showtime seems to never enter the pubbie tears forum.
I was playing earlier at a friend's homestead, took a genetic's ID from a monkey
[QUOTE=Parakon;21038591]I was playing earlier at a friend's homestead, took a genetic's ID from a monkey[/QUOTE]
Dude, that was me playing with you! I bit you like 20 times and you shed your flesh and became one of us. You made me proud. I was so happy.
Does anyone know what causes this? There were a bunch of clones running around as me.
[img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9482/94739710.jpg[/img]
There were no admins on according to adminwho, so how would this happen?
I have the best idea ever.
Be the janitor that kills everybody on station.
I get dumb shit happening to me every fucking time, I shit you not
So, I'm a medical dude, just fucking around, and some asshole BEEPSKY BROTHER fucking grabs me, suffocates me, throws my lifeless body into the cloner, and when I come out I'm fucking unable to control but I can still see. His team of jackasses grab me and put in waste disposal than collect me the WHOLE FUCKING TIME. This is continued until they grab a stick and bash my face in.
tl;dr Assholes tortured me and killed me.
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But being a ghost and fucking around is fun too.
Just had this match where i found our Geneticist having sex with a monkey she turned into a human.
:wtc:
[QUOTE=I_love_garrysmod;21043026]Does anyone know what causes this? There were a bunch of clones running around as me.
[img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9482/94739710.jpg[/img]
There were no admins on according to adminwho, so how would this happen?[/QUOTE]Dumbass admins, happened to me too. Except I was one of the clones. . .
But I claimed to be the original :smug:
And I won.
I started as a lowly assistant.
Some shit stained bitch named Granny tried to lock me in a room, with a fire in the other one.
Before she could finish her trap, I woke up and attacked her with a shard I used to kill some other people.
She stunned me, but I woke back up and KO'd her with a fire extinguisher. Then I smashed her head in.
Since I was a lowly assistant, and her a chemist, I naturally took her ID.
Then, I was faced with trying to get out of the room. I had a full toolbox, and there was a grate able to for me to escape it.
I opened the disposal vent for the fire, and it put it out. I escaped through the grate into the back of the medbay where I killed a geneticist and used the medical equipment to my evil needs.
I bashed a guy's head in with a crowbar, muzzled him, tied him up, and locked him in the same room where I vented the fire.
I tortured him for a good while, by smothering him in shit and whatnot. I then shot him out into space.
Crowbars make for really lame weapons, in SS13 at least.
Crowbars are not as strong as they should be, that's for certain. But they are surprisingly helpful. So slap it in your backpack.
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Also, anyone mind telling me how you muzzle/tie someone? With what items?
You use a muzzle, and in this case I used a cable.
[editline]09:36PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mbbird;21046266]Crowbars make for really lame weapons, in SS13 at least.[/QUOTE]
I just stunned him, then I injected him with sleeping toxin.
I wish they would remove boxes from your backpack at the start of the game. I rarely use them, and if ever needed to, I'm sure I could find one elsewhere on the station. It's just a hassle taking it out each time to make room for other things.
Well, you could store stuff in the box, then put the box inside your backpack.
Haha, I just got on-station as a security officer, made my way through N2O to Security, corpses littering the halls, and started getting equipment when a syndicate operative busts in through a window, stuns me, and drags me into space, where I freeze to death.
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[QUOTE=Uberman77883;21046600]Well, you could store stuff in the box, then put the box inside your backpack.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's what I do, but a lot of the time I don't even feel the need to do that.
[QUOTE=133753P34K;21037847]blughuguh durr hurr.[/QUOTE]
keep telling yourself that
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[QUOTE=I_love_garrysmod;21043026]Does anyone know what causes this? There were a bunch of clones running around as me.
[img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9482/94739710.jpg[/img]
There were no admins on according to adminwho, so how would this happen?[/QUOTE]
Genetic modification. you can convert everyone into copies of other people.
I'm going to be a chemist and have a whole bunch of people locked in a room, and use them as guinea pigs.
[QUOTE=MutantBadger;21046308]Crowbars are not as strong as they should be, that's for certain. But they are surprisingly helpful. So slap it in your backpack.
[/QUOTE]
Actually I keep it in my pocket, and leave the other pocket empty for whatever. Crowbars are all around useful.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;21046560]I wish they would remove boxes from your backpack at the start of the game. I rarely use them, and if ever needed to, I'm sure I could find one elsewhere on the station. It's just a hassle taking it out each time to make room for other things.[/QUOTE]
The box is there because it holds an emergency oxygen tank and emergency mask.
[editline]09:01PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ass Man;21046947]keep telling yourself that
[editline]02:01AM[/editline]
Genetic modification. you can convert everyone into copies of other people.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I know they can do that but I wasn't even near genetics that round. There's no way he could've taken my DNA. I think it was a virus that was going around because I found two dead people in the medbay that looked like me and were named Jesus Christ. Then more and more people started turning into me.
[editline]09:02PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mbbird;21047464]Actually I keep it in my pocket, and leave the other pocket empty for whatever. Crowbars are all around useful.[/QUOTE]
I always keep a screwdriver and crowbar in my pockets. It makes it really easy to go through reinforced windows without having to carry a toolbox around.
Screwdriver, crowbar, screwdriver to unfasten and pry out a reinforced window, and screwdriver to unscrew the grille.
I feel like a total badass. I was chillin' the whole round as a quartermaster, when with about 2 minutes until the emergency shuttle arrives, a Syndicate Operative walks into my office. I look at him and say '"I've been waiting for you." He's like "Uhh" and walks around picking stuff up. I have nothing in my hands and ask him what he's doing and if he's going to kill the crew trying to escape.
He says "Yeah, we should probably get over there, huh." As he starts to move I block his way and attack him, fighting around, and he stabs me in the chest multiple times with a screwdriver. I go down, bleeding, and he walks off. I run around to intercept him in the maintenance tunnel, open the door, and lunge at him, this time disarming him. We fight in the tunnel, and I pick up the screwdriver, aiming at his head. But he has me backed against the wall, punching me, and after enough swings he goes down gasping for air.
I pull off his helmet and stab him to death, and then, with under 30 seconds until the emergency shuttle leaves, I call over the radio "I just killed a Syndi. Goodbye, crew." Needless to say, I felt pretty damn noble.
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